And this is a solution that doesn't involve kidnapping.
Thanks to the creative minds behind the Hamm-O-Gram, now you or someone you know can receive a little love (of sorts) from the "Mad Men" actor on Valentine's Day.
According to the site, Hamm-O-Grams are "individually-crafted" love notes that have been "tailored for maximum sexiness."
They're like "a classic telegram, where you send a special someone a transcribed message, usually in letter form....Except this message is always a picture of handsome actor Jon Hamm (with a lil' somethin' extra!)."
Selling for $5 a Hamm, the site promises no two Hamm-O-Grams are the same. It's true you could just make one yourself for free, but then you wouldn't also be contributing to A Caring Hand, which will receive a portion of the proceeds from each Hamm-O-Gram sold.
We don't know what the "extra something" promised with the Hamm-O-Grams could entail, but judging from the simulated Hamm-O-Grams we've spotted on Gothamist and Jezebel, they contain messages such as "Xoxo, the Hamm," and "Today is all about you." (Be honest: Who doesn't want to see a note from Jon Hamm saying exactly that?)
If you're more into Ryan Gosling than Don Draper, not to worry: Gosling-O-Grams are expected to arrive later this month.
Website shut down. Apparently Jon isn't as cool with websites using his name for profit...or charity.
He can Hamm it up with me, anytime!
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes, big kosher pickle, and a cold draft beer. Good God almighty which way do I steer for my "Hammburger in Paradise?"
I would surely like him to get as my valentine!
He ia super talented.
I would also buy him a lot of gifts from here: http://www.amazon.com/b/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=scienceandm0c-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&%3Bnode=1260395011&creative=9325
Let me know when you could make one with Christina Hendricks!
Amen to that!
I like Jon Hamm. Talented actor and he has a wicked sense of humor. I still love the live action version of the Ambiguously Gay Duo that he and Jimmy Fallon did for SNL. I laughed so hard I cried. We need more people like him who can make people laugh.
I'm gonna be really bugged if I hear later this guy is gay. I mean REALLY! lol.
WHEN IS MAD MEN COMING BACK?
Isn't Jon Hamm like.... massively gay?
No. No he is not.
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