While you were working...
January 19th, 2012
06:20 PM ET

While you were working...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • Rihanna (who, apparently, prefers to get in shape in an itty-bitty bikini) will perform with Coldplay for the first time at the 54th annual Grammys. Also performing: Paul McCartney!
  • Whitney Cummings is the latest to come to the defense of Lana Del Rey. Bottom line? Performing is hard, and everyone should learn to chillax. [Whitney Cummings' Tumblr]
  • Ladies and gentleman, please remain seated as we alert you that reports are saying William Shatner's been axed as Priceline's "The Negotiator." [EW]
  • The bada** honey badger more than likely doesn't care, but there's a TV show being developed around the viral video character. [THR]
  • There's a tabloid rumor going around that O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian's dad. We don't know how to wrap our minds around this gossip, so we'll point you in the direction of Kim Kardashian's joking tweet, which was posted Thursday along with a photo of the offending headline: "Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!" [Kim Kardashian's Twitter]

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  1. ?

    "Faa"

    Lolololololololol

    Are you even trying?

    January 20, 2012 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  2. ?

    My spouse works for the faa. She can track all your asses.

    January 20, 2012 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  3. ?

    @truth,
    What program do you use?

    January 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  4. @truth

    If you're the real one die already.

    January 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  5. truth

    I can track IP adresses and I'll find you all if you don't cease and dessist.

    January 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  6. @?

    speaking of twerps. nice adult post.

    January 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  7. ?

    ?????? 4 u twerps. do u know u r all f()c$tards???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    January 20, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  8. CHEEFSFURY

    EVERYONE BACK OFF RICHARD!! IT'S LIKE A TROLL GANG-BANG IN HERE!

    January 20, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  9. $

    oh dickless, u shouldn't talk about yourself like that.

    January 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  10. @?

    oooo, is that the best u got? we already know u are g ay. u don't like girly parts anyway. most gals wouldn't go for u anyway, dickless.

    January 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  11. ?

    @1:31-how much tons of fat does a drunken man have to lift to find ur pu55y? throw flour on 2 find the wet spot

    January 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  12. @Richard

    well, i really hope so being we are not all guys. it's always the ones who brag, that have the least, loser.

    January 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  13. ?

    I've got a bigger shlong then all of you losers.

    January 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  14. $

    what's a matter dickless, don't want to play anymore? did we hurt your little feelings? little feelings, little dick, little man?

    January 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  15. @Lab

    ole dickless probably can't choke it, cause he can't find it.

    January 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  16. Kyle Goins

    Damn Rihanna looks so good in that white bikini.

    January 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  17. ?

    Hi the other 1229 That was funny. Score for LAB.

    January 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  18. ?

    @LAB lol

    January 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  19. ?

    Omg! lmao!!!

    January 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  20. LAB

    Hey dick4 I knew that would bring your old a55 out of hiding,did you get every drop?

    January 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  21. ?

    Spelled ass wrong too lol

    January 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  22. ?

    Lmao richard getting mad

    January 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  23. @LAB

    he can dish, but can't take it. so sad to be a dickless wonder.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:56 am | Report abuse | Reply
  24. LAB

    I thought little dick face johnson wanted to throw down,guess not?

    January 20, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • LAB

      I've been annally rammed so many times, my name is Loose Azz B!tch!

      January 20, 2012 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
  25. ?

    dick face is probably hiding now. probably trying to choke his chicken. naw, can't choke something u can't find. poor little dicky.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:38 am | Report abuse | Reply
  26. ?

    that's why he trolls. nobody would actually like him. too much of a loser. (that's how u spell it, dick face)

    January 20, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse | Reply
  27. ?

    Derp derp derp. CAPS LOCKE MAYKS YEW KEWL!

    January 20, 2012 at 11:22 am | Report abuse | Reply
  28. LAB

    You rang?

    January 20, 2012 at 11:21 am | Report abuse | Reply
  29. ?

    yeah, richard foreskin starting more sh!t. little johnson, little mind. no talent there.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:20 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      fu-ck off, loser!

      January 20, 2012 at 11:29 am | Report abuse |
  30. @?

    what did sly brag about? i think somebody is just making up sh!t now.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:18 am | Report abuse | Reply
  31. Sly Sadie

    I've never been able to do that. Well, I guess you don't like it when I try to be nice to everyone. I can be just as nasty as the rest of you trolls if that's what you'd prefer. Gloves are off now. You are now fair game, too.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse | Reply
  32. Bone Yard

    I can tell it's Friday,you fools are crazy as h*ll lmao.

    January 20, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse | Reply
  33. @sly

    no worries. honesty doesn't work that well on this blog.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:55 am | Report abuse | Reply
  34. ?

    @ ! – u think ?...lol. Sure makes it fun

    January 20, 2012 at 10:49 am | Report abuse | Reply
  35. Sly Sadie

    Like I said, I will admit when I'm wrong. Then I tell my friend? Exactly who did I say that to? I have no idea, do you? Richard has admitted to being a troll, so if he was trolled yesterday, what was the error in what I said. I've never been two faced ever. The facts are the facts. You can trust that!

    January 20, 2012 at 10:46 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Sly Sadie

      Heeeerrrrrppppp deee Deeeeerrrrrrppppp!

      January 20, 2012 at 10:51 am | Report abuse |
  36. ?

    @ o colon – u had me on the floor! I think i love u!!!! Lmao!!

    January 20, 2012 at 10:44 am | Report abuse | Reply
  37. ?

    @10:37 – lmfao!! o freaken sh!t!!!!!

    January 20, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse | Reply
  38. ?

    What the HE-LL is going on in here lately? This place has gotten to be sooo lame! What is this CC thing people are talking about? It's got to be better than here!

    January 20, 2012 at 10:40 am | Report abuse | Reply
  39. ?

    So what ur saying sly sadia- is that u're nice to richard then turn around n tell ur friend that the troll go trolled? ur a 2 face one arent ur? u cant be trusted?

    January 20, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • !

      Looks like you found your solution!

      January 20, 2012 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
  40. ?

    LAB – lol.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:32 am | Report abuse | Reply
  41. Sly Sadie

    If you want a brown noser, you'd better get a hold of Tracie.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:28 am | Report abuse | Reply
  42. :

    I think u'all r nuts

    January 20, 2012 at 10:27 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ;

      Nobody wants us, colon.

      January 20, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
  43. Richard Fore

    Wich one of you fu-cktards is LAB? Lame Ass Bi-thch.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse | Reply
  44. Sly Sadie

    @?- I admit when I'm wrong. Funny though, the troll got trolled. I'm sure that really makes him angry.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse | Reply
  45. ?

    brown noser sly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    January 20, 2012 at 10:25 am | Report abuse | Reply
  46. ?

    @sly u dont need to be sorry to that old co ck.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:19 am | Report abuse | Reply
  47. Sly Sadie

    @Richard Fore- I apologize for thinking those posts under your name were you yesterday. They seemed a little off character for you, but I thought you were trying to be funny and jerk us around. Sorry again.

    January 20, 2012 at 10:03 am | Report abuse | Reply
  48. ?

    I like how I make u think I am one of the cc gang Keeps u trolling them lmao Not so smart r u lol I can make u think I am any one Dumb azz o no don't spell it wrong ass

    January 20, 2012 at 10:02 am | Report abuse | Reply
  49. ?

    @9:19 -lol

    January 20, 2012 at 9:57 am | Report abuse | Reply
  50. ?

    u'all troll as well. i don't understand y u'all single out others. Cc trolls alive n well alright- n u think u own marquee.

    January 20, 2012 at 9:56 am | Report abuse | Reply
  51. ?

    @richard fore U can understand y ppl would think its u correct ? U done ur share of trolling and redeeming ones self can be hard. U done attacking ppl ?

    January 20, 2012 at 9:27 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Richard Fore

      I could give a sh!t what you loosers think of me. I'm just sayign that was'nt me.

      January 20, 2012 at 9:43 am | Report abuse |
    • ?

      Are you sure it wasn't you? I really thought it was.

      January 20, 2012 at 10:16 am | Report abuse |
  52. !.?

    So take that [with tounge sticking out] How old are you 'looser'lmao

    January 20, 2012 at 9:24 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • .

      Probably older than you. Believe it.

      January 20, 2012 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
  53. .

    You guys are jerks. Not every sentence ends in "!" or "?" so take that.

    January 20, 2012 at 9:19 am | Report abuse | Reply
  54. !

    I think not!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmao!ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    January 20, 2012 at 9:15 am | Report abuse | Reply
  55. Richard Fore

    That was not me.

    January 20, 2012 at 9:13 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

      January 20, 2012 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
  56. !

    I am not going to be outdone! EXCLAMATION POINTS ASSEMBLE!

    January 20, 2012 at 9:11 am | Report abuse | Reply
  57. ?

    nice spelling of ass, ass.

    January 20, 2012 at 9:04 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      Sometimes people misspell the word so that it won't easily be flagged... I'm sure people know how to spell the word. Anyways, good luck to your comment staying on.

      January 20, 2012 at 9:10 am | Report abuse |
  58. starrfire

    Never mind. I didn't read the whole thing and thought CNN did something lol. Ok y'all have a good day!!

    January 20, 2012 at 9:02 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      deeeerrrrrrp

      January 20, 2012 at 9:05 am | Report abuse |
  59. ?

    And that was not sly, dumb azz.

    January 20, 2012 at 9:00 am | Report abuse | Reply
  60. ?

    U spelled it correct, u get an A. U might not be old, but the information on ur johnson is correct.lmao

    January 20, 2012 at 8:59 am | Report abuse | Reply
  61. starrfire

    What's up with the nameless posts?

    January 20, 2012 at 8:59 am | Report abuse | Reply
  62. @sly sadie

    no that wasn't richrd fore dumb old b!tch!

    January 20, 2012 at 8:57 am | Report abuse | Reply
  63. ?

    @LAB U mean his old wrinkled tiny can't get it up johnson.lmao

    January 20, 2012 at 8:46 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      i'm not old d i c k-head.

      January 20, 2012 at 8:51 am | Report abuse |
  64. ?

    @824 ur richard fore skin Ur the only dumb azz who can't spell losers The following comments r u 2. Who's the loser?lmao

    January 20, 2012 at 8:42 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • ?

      smear poop on your face loser.

      January 20, 2012 at 8:50 am | Report abuse |
  65. LAB

    And who cares about his old johnson?

    January 20, 2012 at 8:41 am | Report abuse | Reply
  66. ?

    ...and mad raper was molested by a preist when he was a little kid.

    January 20, 2012 at 8:35 am | Report abuse | Reply
  67. ?

    It's starrfire with two r's for one thing. Alecia is a fat pig for seconds, and Richard Fore does NOT have a 4 inch johnson.

    January 20, 2012 at 8:34 am | Report abuse | Reply
  68. ?

    Loosers...

    January 20, 2012 at 8:24 am | Report abuse | Reply
  69. ? [lol]

    @Starfire U let ur girl peace get accussed of being mom. Tricked me. I thought it was her too.lol

    January 20, 2012 at 8:07 am | Report abuse | Reply
  70. haha

    Reading the comments i got sooo confused with all the ?s. haha

    January 20, 2012 at 7:33 am | Report abuse | Reply
  71. mom

    It's starrfire here. My first post of the night. Good night all!

    January 20, 2012 at 1:50 am | Report abuse | Reply
  72. ?

    i thought the "school girl" was bv.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  73. ?

    alecia? really? u r ? too.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:41 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  74. ?

    It's me alecia. i was the first ?

    January 19, 2012 at 11:15 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  75. ?

    except u don't know who is talking to who.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:12 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  76. ?

    He wasnt the first ? . i was

    January 19, 2012 at 11:12 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  77. ?

    lol i like ? idea

    January 19, 2012 at 11:10 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  78. ?

    somebody did say that, but there is more than a few of us on here, all using ?. confused?

    January 19, 2012 at 11:10 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  79. ?

    He said he was a troll

    January 19, 2012 at 11:07 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  80. ?

    who the heII knows! it is not starrfire, though.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:07 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  81. ?

    R u richard, charlie crack, cool breeze, any of the regulars?

    January 19, 2012 at 11:06 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  82. ?

    Who r u guys talking to? starrfire is that you?

    January 19, 2012 at 11:04 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  83. ?

    Night 11:02. Night ?'s.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  84. ?

    nope, not him.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  85. ?

    night mad raper

    January 19, 2012 at 11:02 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  86. ?

    i did.

    January 19, 2012 at 11:00 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  87. ?

    Lol u asked how i could know

    January 19, 2012 at 11:00 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  88. ?

    i've been here all the time.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:59 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  89. ?

    Another in the conversation ? this is funny

    January 19, 2012 at 10:57 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  90. ?

    yes, what is it.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:57 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  91. ?

    10:36 ?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  92. ?

    i might be ? but how would u know?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  93. ?

    What? Whether I'm Spartacus? Or whether ? knows you're not that person?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  94. ?

    Y u ask?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  95. ?

    oh really. now how could u possibly know?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:36 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  96. ?

    No, I'm Spartacus!

    January 19, 2012 at 10:35 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  97. ?

    i guess u will never know.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:27 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  98. ?

    I'm actually giving serious thought to just posting as ? from now on. If enough of us did it then namejacking would be significantly reduced in effectiveness. No more, "I pretend to be this person. Duhduhduh, etc..."

    January 19, 2012 at 10:24 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  99. ?

    Who r u talking to?lol . I'm thinking of some1 else. i may be wrong.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:24 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  100. ?

    how do i know that?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:21 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  101. ?

    Cuz its me

    January 19, 2012 at 10:18 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  102. ?

    It does but it weren't me.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:15 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  103. ?

    Anyone who's downloaded/uploaded copyrighted stuff from Megaupload, you might want to take a blowtorch to your harddrive.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  104. ?

    the first one. sounded like a mad comment. sorry ?. wasn't accusing.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  105. ?

    Lol! I'm telling you its me, ? Lol!

    January 19, 2012 at 10:09 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  106. ?

    No its ?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  107. ?

    Which 9:47? I'm neither though. This would actually make the blog troll-proof. You can't namejack the nameless.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  108. ?

    I dont know who u r though

    January 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  109. ?

    Some1 else is on as well with us

    January 19, 2012 at 10:06 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  110. ?

    That deserves a questionable t.lmao

    January 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  111. @9:47

    Mad?

    January 19, 2012 at 10:04 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  112. ?

    I know its fun n im getting confuse 2

    January 19, 2012 at 10:04 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  113. ?

    Yea that is funny!lol

    January 19, 2012 at 10:04 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  114. ?

    Me too!

    January 19, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  115. ?

    No.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  116. ?

    This is pretty amusing.
    @?,
    The funny thing is I am actually posting.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  117. ?

    Yea I hear you.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  118. ?

    To that one.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:59 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  119. ?

    No

    January 19, 2012 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  120. ?

    @??
    Lol, which name are you referring to?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  121. ?

    Whitney c has a potty mouth. Did u read that? Not much of a lady.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  122. ??

    Mad, is that you?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:52 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  123. ?

    what is he going to go back n do?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:50 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  124. ?

    yea i like that idea.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:47 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  125. ?

    Shatner got axed from being the negotiator, now he can do more star wars movies!

    January 19, 2012 at 9:47 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  126. ?

    hairy man legs turn u on?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  127. ?

    Sounds good to me.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  128. ?

    I think we should all post under ? . lets just confuse every1

    January 19, 2012 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  129. ?

    Ur the school girl u tell me.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:41 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  130. ?

    I missed 102.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  131. ?

    why 101 and not 102?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:34 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  132. Sly Sadie

    @?- Yeah, you're right. That was pretty bad. He really needs to up his game a bit. That was way too easy.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:31 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  133. ?

    Okay I'm a troll and that was so unbelieveable. Did u miss troll 1O1?

    January 19, 2012 at 9:25 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  134. Charlie Crack

    all of you are gay losers that want my body

    January 19, 2012 at 9:22 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  135. Charlie Crack

    you are gay

    January 19, 2012 at 9:21 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  136. ?

    Okay? Did u time that to be @911?lol

    January 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm | Report abuse | Reply
    • Just...

      ...a coincidence.

      January 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm | Report abuse |
  137. While you were working...

    ..a bunch of internet partisans/terrorists blasted the sweaty hell out of a bunch of websites belonging to the record labels and The Man.

    January 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  138. Sly Sadie

    @?- oh, I realize that. Did you read the "Richard Fore" comments? I laughed out loud on each post. They were a chuckle. If he wants to troll me, oh well. I call 'em, like I see 'em. If it wasn't him posting them, well, I could have a problem on my hands then. I'm not going to stress over it!

    January 19, 2012 at 8:05 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  139. Sly Sadie

    @Richard Fore- dude, I don't know if you were actually doing all those posts today under your name, but you were cracking me up! If it wasn't you, I apologize, but they were very funny.

    January 19, 2012 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  140. sf

    is that u ?

    January 19, 2012 at 7:44 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  141. mom

    Hi all! As much as I can't stand the K's, I hope OJ is not Khloe's dad cuz I HATE that man!!

    January 19, 2012 at 7:11 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  142. Sly Sadie

    I'd invite Rihanna to go for a run with me with her bikini on. It's 13 degrees here! I'll bet she would decline!
    OJ is Khloe's dad! He fits right in with the rest of that psycho family. Who's your Daddy, Khloe?

    January 19, 2012 at 6:43 pm | Report abuse | Reply

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