While you were working...
December 23rd, 2011
06:00 PM ET

While you were working...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • Add Helen Mirren to the list of guest stars coming to "Glee" when it returns in January. The acclaimed actress had recorded lines to be the "inner voice" of one of the characters, so she'll be seen and not heard. [TVLine]
  • This photo of Jay-Z, Kanye West, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari and their pals reminds us more of a high school yearbook shot than a backstage photo from the Watch the Throne tour - but in the best way possible. [PopDust]
  • Seth Rogen's tweeting for a cause. The actor has signed up for Twitter to promote his event, "Hilarity for Charity," on January 13. So far, the revelations include a mild desire to test out meth thanks to "Breaking Bad," and a photo of his dog Zelda, who is Jewish. [Seth Rogen's Twitter]
  • An ailing George Michael says he's endured "by far, the worst month" of his life. But the good news is that while he's still on the weak side after contracting streptococcus pneumonia, he's feeling "amazing." [L.A. Times]
  • If we've learned nothing from celebrity pregnancies, it's that a baby bump is basically like an art canvas, just waiting to be drawn on. Hilary Duff is the latest to join the trend, having painted a holiday present on her growing belly. [Hilary Duff's Twitter]
  • Rihanna tries blonde hair and a gold grill on for size in her new music video for "You Da One":


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  1. Santa's helper

    Good morning all. I hope Santa & I brought you everything you wanted for Christmas. Man, that was quite a ride! Talk about jet lag! Today all us helpers are getting a spa day. I really need it! Well, now that Christmas is over, I need a new name. Santa always said to me that I was such a sassy girl, because I'm always nice, but have that little naughty streak in me (naughty fun). So, I guess from now on, you can call me Sassy. Have a great day, everyone! I'll be seeing you on the blog. Oh by the way, the reindeer were very good this year, too. They only tore up Mr. Ed's yard. They said that Satan made them do it! That's a funny in reindeer talk. Later!

    December 26, 2011 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
  2. @12:43

    Lol. x-mas is done. That must be some strong nog you were drinking.

    December 26, 2011 at 2:48 am | Report abuse |
  3. elfin around

    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

    December 26, 2011 at 12:43 am | Report abuse |
  4. @Santa's helper

    Thx for not letting reindeer poop on yard this year. I see you ate the brownies ! Good stuff, huh ? I have more if you want to stop back by sometime. Lol Good job done. Tell Santa thx, I luv my gifts ! I hope every1else had a super xmas, too ! :)

    December 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Jolly Elf

    Welcome home, Santa's helper! Good job! Now it's time to party and enjoy Mrs Claus's good cooking! Maybe some spiked punch, too! Heeheehee! Merry Christmas to all!

    December 25, 2011 at 9:36 am | Report abuse |
  6. Santa's helper

    Merry Christmas everyone! Man, am I tired today. What a day! I hope everyone got everything they wanted for Christmas this year! I wish you, your family & friends, the merriest Christmas ever! Enjoy the holidays! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!

    December 25, 2011 at 9:21 am | Report abuse |
  7. starrfire

    * Merry Christmas * everyone! May your day be filled with lots of love, laughter and good food!

    December 25, 2011 at 8:51 am | Report abuse |
  8. OLEG

    Merry Christmas Everyone :) :)

    December 25, 2011 at 8:06 am | Report abuse |
  9. eddies neighber

    You forgot the note ! He is out there now eating reindeer sh!t ! Excuse me while I puke !

    December 25, 2011 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
  10. Santa's helper

    Wow, we're making great time. We have the eastern seaboard done. Just got done in Wisconsin & headed to Minnesota next. It has been a long day! We gave the Vikings an early gift today. They won. Ok, everyone. We are really moving now. Not sure if or when I can check back in. If we haven't been in your neck of the woods, we'll be there soon! Better hit the hay! Santa Clause is coming to town!

    December 25, 2011 at 12:20 am | Report abuse |
  11. eddies neighber

    I dont think eddie celebrates xmas.*devil wont let him* Leave eddie a note this year and tell him that is not fudge outside that its reindeer doo. He was out eating it off the street last year. I was watching him from the fire escape and I about puked. Thx ! Ooooo I just saw you fly by ! *better then the drive bys we're used to around here* lol Happy holidays every1 !

    December 24, 2011 at 11:59 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Santa's helper

    Hey Everyone! We're in the U.S. Actually, we are In NY. Oh my gosh, there's Mr. Ed's house! The reindeer have a special surprise for him. His lawn is all theirs! I hope he has a pooper scooper! I wonder why there are flames shooting from his house? Maybe the devil lives there. Well, that explains a lot. (Just kidding Mr. Ed. Just a little holiday humor!). Happy Holidays!

    December 24, 2011 at 11:34 pm | Report abuse |
  13. @Santa's helper

    Wow, you guys are doing good ! Nice to know Santa can get up more than his sleigh, thanks for sharing that info ! Lol Enjoy all the cookies and milk that get left out for you and Santa ! I left some special brownies for you, but, don't let Santa have any ! (You want to stay on schedule. ;) ) please don't let Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer poop on my lawn. They made quite a mess last year ! Merry Christmas to you and all the others at the N Pole !

    December 24, 2011 at 10:58 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Santa's helper

    Well, we are in Columbia now. Man, were those drug lords mad! They thought we were a drug raid or something. Geesh! That's nothing, when we flew over Iran, they fired a missile at us. Good thing we have a cloaking mechanism on board. So much for Christmas cheer! I'll check in later. Happy Holidays!

    December 24, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse |
  15. don't know neah

    @Truth,and so were you rednecks piling up in pickups heading off to Walmart for that last minute picked over junk.Merry Christmas

    December 24, 2011 at 10:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • Truth

      At least we are human beings, and not worthless n166ers.
      Guess there is always something to be thankful for!

      December 25, 2011 at 12:52 am | Report abuse |
  16. Santa's helper

    Merry Christmas everybody! Well, we've been flying all day. Boy, are my arms tired! (Ha Ha, an oldie, but a goodie!) Just kidding. Well, we are in Brazil right now. Working our way to the US! Just stopped to have a little dinner. Mrs. Claus always packs us food for our trip. She really out did herself. I think Santa was a very good boy last night, if ya know what I mean! Way to go big guy! Just wanted to let you know our progress. Really didn't have much of a chance earlier. We have been very busy! Wishing you all the merriest Christmas! I'll check back in soon. Keep watching the sky. Ho Ho Ho!!!!

    December 24, 2011 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Truth

    While you were working.....
    n166ers were having a grand ole' Christmas, brought to them by your own hard work and tax dollars.

    December 24, 2011 at 9:31 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Jake

    We hope you and everyone have the happiest and most blessed Christmas ever. May Your Day and Life Be Filled With Happiness and Love. GOD bless you always. MERRY CHRISTMAS

    December 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm | Report abuse |
  19. @outlaw

    Ten minute coma sounds good ! Merry xmas to all and to all ten minutes out ! Lol

    December 24, 2011 at 7:47 pm | Report abuse |
  20. The Outlaw

    Merry Christmas Everyone! Hopefully Santa can brings us all (and I MEAN ALL..non trolls also) finger clamps so that way, if we go to type something mean we will get zapped and go into a 10 minute coma. Seriously, wishing all of you and your familes and very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Peace out!

    December 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm | Report abuse |
  21. @Jake

    "EMO" ?

    December 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Jake

    Even my EMO sister is all happy ! MERRY CHRISYMAS !

    December 24, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Jake

    YES ! I just heard Aunt Melanie had an apendicitiis. Im not sure what that is, but she wont be at the Christmas party ! No asparagus caserole plus more turkey and dressing for everyone ! You should see my Dads face ! He is smiling so big ! He said it is a Christmas Miracle ! Plus tomorrie we all go eat Chineese food ! That is the best tradition ever ! YES ! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL !

    December 24, 2011 at 4:24 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Peter the A55-hole

    I asked santa for a big heavy steel bat so i can beat my wife's head in at midnight tonight!

    December 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Jolly Elf

    You kiddies better behave or Santa will send you off to juvenile hall! Merry Christmas!

    December 24, 2011 at 2:34 pm | Report abuse |
  26. little smitty

    I asked for a lighter so i can set things on fire. i have my eyes set on smokey's forest for the new year.

    December 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
  27. Timmy

    I asked for a hammock and rope so i can tie up my neighbor's dog n roll it down the hill.

    December 24, 2011 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Danny Boy

    I asked for a train. i want to tie my sister's kitten to the tracks, fill the train with firec.rackers, run the train into the kitten and set the fire cr.ackers off! B O O M! B O O M! B O O M!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Jolly Elf

    @Santa's Helper – you're lucky u made the team! I got stuck behind and have to do the cleaning up in the workshop. At least I can sneak in some eggnog which u can't! Heehee! Keep us posted on your travels! Merry Christmas!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Jolly Elf

    @Jake hope u get what u deserve! Merry Christmas!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Jake

    We are going to our grandparents tonight. I told em I want a bow and arrow set or a remote control car. They better not give me clothes again this year. If they do I might just wipe my butt with em. After eating Aunt Melanies crappy asparagus caserole. It is the worst. All green and slimy. Looks like green poop.

    December 24, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  32. @12:00

    Lmao! Merry Christmas! Like that humor!

    December 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Jake

    Me too Marie. Tards is what the season is all about. BTW I liked the stumpy arm comment. I gotta try watching the DVD. I think my lame-o sister has it. She thinks she is cool because she is 15 and older than me. I think she is stuuu uuuupid.

    December 24, 2011 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Marie

    I just watched a comedy movie called Soul Surfer. It really is pretty funny. Its about some retarded girl with one arm who tries to be a surfer dude. You should see her on that surfboard waggling around that stumpy arm trying to stay up. LOL. Reetarrds always put me in the christmassy spirit.

    December 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Santa's helper

    Merry Christmas everybody! I made the sleigh team! I wish I would have stopped partying earlier last night. I've got a bit of a hangover today. The heights are making me dizzy. Anyway, we are in Indonesia right now. We've been delivering gifts for hours now. We've had pretty good flying weather, and we are a little a head of schedule! I'll be reporting in during the day to let you know where we are. I know you are all anxious for tomorrow! Happy Holidays from me & Santa!

    December 24, 2011 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
  36. Nate

    I hope Grandbaby1 will take pictures. Some of those methhead chicks are really sluuddy. Maybe she can get us some phone numberz..

    December 24, 2011 at 11:00 am | Report abuse |
  37. SANTA

    HOE HOE HOE. Santa loooooooves the wimmens shelter. HOE HOE HOE.

    December 24, 2011 at 10:40 am | Report abuse |
  38. jimmie

    If i worked at a cool womans shelter i would ask them to show me their zoomers afore dinner. Well, the young pretty ones anyways. That would rule.

    December 24, 2011 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
  39. Nate

    Too cool Grandbaby1. I bet that is a great place to pick up chicks. Any of em look pretty hot? Remember to tell em-dont mess with meth.

    December 24, 2011 at 10:10 am | Report abuse |
  40. Peace

    Can t say I care for Rihanna w/blonde hair, it just doesn't look natural. I would like her nylons/stockings (whatever you call them in your part of the country.LOL), to go w/my witch costume for Halloween, tho! @ Merry Christmas LMAO, loved your poem!!! To all the Marquee bloggers, Have a merry Christmas & as a friend of mine would say, "Be safe...be good"! (Well mostly good! HaHa!) C-ya!

    December 24, 2011 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  41. Grandbaby 1

    I will be serving Christmas dinner at a women's shelter from 11:OOam until 5:OOpm today,will give also.Merry Christmas everyone.

    December 24, 2011 at 5:46 am | Report abuse |
  42. Santa's helper

    Hey, that sounds like fun! I can try out that new JWow bikini I got. Don't tell Santa, he doesn't know I have a wild side!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:19 am | Report abuse |
  43. elfin around

    Merry Christmas everybody! Just came in from the hot tub party to grab some more eggnog. Jolly Elf and Santa's Helper, come join the fun!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:04 am | Report abuse |
  44. You can have it yo way.... haaayyy!

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M&w=640&h=390]

    December 24, 2011 at 12:54 am | Report abuse |
  45. Jolly Elf

    I think Mrs Claus is getting lucky tonite.. Or is it the other way around? Lol

    December 24, 2011 at 12:39 am | Report abuse |
  46. Santa's helper

    I saw that, too! Why do you think they call him a jolly old elf! Eggnog! At least, he's not flying tonight. Well, I guess he kind of is! Ho Ho hehehe Ho!

    December 24, 2011 at 12:24 am | Report abuse |
  47. Jolly Elf

    Hey Santa' helper I caught ya nibbling on a gingerbread man! I think Santa has had a lil too much eggnog cuz he sure is acting silly and he's all over Mrs Claus! Us elves are all giggling and the reindeer look shocked! So funny!

    December 24, 2011 at 12:15 am | Report abuse |
  48. @Richard

    What no Christmas spirit? Can't take a little joking around? You know, it will all be over in a couple of days. Lighten up!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:43 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Santa's helper

    Hey Jolly Elf! I saw you dancing with the others by the big Christmas tree. Aren't the lights pretty? Kind of hazy, but just beautiful. Did you see the parade? Man, those gingerbread men can strut, and they smell so good! No silent night tonight!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:40 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Richard

    the fatty and retard blog. alecia and starrfire an a few strays on here. Instead of calling it wyww..call in alecia -fatty and Starrfire- retard blog

    December 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Jolly Elf

    Party sure is fun! *burp* Excuse me, too much eggnog! Merry Christmas!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:32 pm | Report abuse |
  52. Santa's helper

    It's our Christmas party at the north pole. I hate to break this to you, but we are pretty high tech up here. We have computers everywhere. I just came in to go to the little elf's room, and get a warm "drink". Just decided to send you all some holiday cheer while I was in. I think some of you need it! Season's Greetings!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:23 pm | Report abuse |
  53. lmao

    good one santa helper. must be a boring party for u to check in. who goes to a party n check in on marquee blog? lmfdao! u and alecia so funny

    December 23, 2011 at 11:15 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Santa's helper

    Oh, by the way. Thank you for the nice remarks. I think I"m blushing, or maybe it's the booze. Hard to tell right now. Ho Ho Ho!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:13 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Santa's helper

    WoooHoooo! Won't be long now! Actually, I think I had a few too many cups of cheer. The lights are so pretty! Best party ever. I think everyone should have a cup of cheer. I swear you won't be so angry! I thought his story was interesting, in a strange kind of way. No worries, it's almost Christmas! Everybody be happy! Ok, got to get back to the party. It's time for the gingerbread men parade. Happy Holidays!

    December 23, 2011 at 11:08 pm | Report abuse |
  56. hmm mmm

    Alecia sure do get jealous of the other women on here. i bet santa's helper do have cute feet and looks great. she does run three miles a day so she doesnt carry a heavy load..lmao.

    December 23, 2011 at 10:59 pm | Report abuse |
  57. @10:19

    U r a bitter one. get some leasson from santa's helper on getting a sense of humor. guess u will turn on her now that's she is getting attentionn n u're not. bitter much.

    December 23, 2011 at 10:56 pm | Report abuse |
  58. @alecia

    What's ur problem? y can't u be jolly like santa's helper?

    December 23, 2011 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse |
  59. @9:10

    Have a merry christmas alecia. dont eat the complete dinner all at once. leave left overs, k?

    December 23, 2011 at 10:41 pm | Report abuse |
  60. alecia

    I liked the scary Christmas tale. It really was pretty good. Whoever wrote it did a good job and is pretty cool. We hope everones Christmas will be THE BEST! May you win the lottery or something extra awesome happen! Merry Christmas and thanks for all the funny post this year! Y-O-U made this year better! : )

    December 23, 2011 at 10:19 pm | Report abuse |
  61. @@poor Troll

    Omfg!! take your fxxking head out of ur as $ and lighten up already. Here you want ur fxxking wyww blog so fxxking much to talk to urslef and whatever if left of cc team u can have it u fat piece of s hit! Get a fxxking life and lighten up already! It was a joke!!!! did u not see the end of the fxxking sentence u hateful mf? it had a meaning

    December 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  62. @Poor Troll

    A joke? A tasteless joke..

    December 23, 2011 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
  63. lol

    Alecia only comes on here to bad mouth ppl bc she is unhappy with how she looks and about her life. Merry X-mas !!!!! We always know you were still here just like the rest.

    December 23, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
  64. *Sigh*

    Monitoring*

    December 23, 2011 at 9:31 pm | Report abuse |
  65. *Sigh*

    That's because alecia doesn't have a sense of humor. She can dish it but can't take it. Oh well.. Merry Christmas anyway Alecia. I guess you will be montoring the blog all night.

    December 23, 2011 at 9:29 pm | Report abuse |
  66. it was

    A joke..get over it. my god u take things 2 serious! merry chrismas a$yhole..

    December 23, 2011 at 9:24 pm | Report abuse |
  67. @Poor Troll

    Aww.. U been bad all year and no presents for u? Too much boozing and whooring and caught stds? Poor u not a very happy xmas for u! Boo hoo!

    December 23, 2011 at 9:10 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Merry Christmas ..LMAO

    It was the nite be4 Christmas & all throu the house -not a creature was standing not even the mouse. 4 they're all on their beds all covered in gore for once again x-mas was evil once more. A axe to the head & a knife to the throat, a body in the lake inside the boat. The reindeer on the roof all coverd in blood & elves all around face down in blood. The tree set ablaze the presents burned crisp of the doing of evil st. nick. the stockings were filled w/eyes, guts & lungs. 4 this one x-mas he just now began. The children asleep w/sugar plum dreams, not hearing their parents screams..ho ho ho said St Nick as the ax cleanly in2 the children as they yelled. Yo've been a bad all year you get what you deserve. 4 you pushed my patience..you got on my last nerve. 'why Santa, wh-' was all bobby said be4 Santa brought the ax to his little head. He poured gasoline through the house w/a glare & set it abaze w/a glimmering flare. I've said it be4 & I'll say it no more-Merry Christmas to all and no more gore..lol.

    December 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Santa's helper

    Hey Jolly Elf! I hear ya. I'm one tired helper! Time to get ready for the Christmas party, though. We rock around the Christmas tree all night long. It's a big celebration. Everyone attends. Put on your holiday duds. It's the party of the year! Merry Christmas!

    December 23, 2011 at 8:18 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Jolly Elf

    Oh boy, I'm exhausted! Santa's working my butt off! I'll be glad when Christmas is all over so I can get a big rest! Happy Holidays to you, too Alecia! Now Santa's helper, get back to work! LOL Merry Christmas everyone! Heeheehee!

    December 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm | Report abuse |
  71. Santa's helper

    Nope!! You have the wrong person! Hey Alecia! Nice to see you back. Thanks for saying I have a good sense of humor, though. Been a very busy day! All the gifts are packed now. The sleigh is ready. Santa's taking a nap. We're feeding the reindeer lots of carbs right now. They need lots of energy. Happy Holidays everybody!

    December 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm | Report abuse |
  72. @alecia

    You were Santa's Helper, weren't you? lol . If you were, you have a good sense of humor.

    December 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  73. @alecia

    Merry Christmas to you too.

    December 23, 2011 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
  74. alecia

    Merry Christmas Everyone. We really do hope YOURS will be the happiest and most wondeerful ever. May your happi3st wishes come true :)

    December 23, 2011 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |

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