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Good morning all. I hope Santa & I brought you everything you wanted for Christmas. Man, that was quite a ride! Talk about jet lag! Today all us helpers are getting a spa day. I really need it! Well, now that Christmas is over, I need a new name. Santa always said to me that I was such a sassy girl, because I'm always nice, but have that little naughty streak in me (naughty fun). So, I guess from now on, you can call me Sassy. Have a great day, everyone! I'll be seeing you on the blog. Oh by the way, the reindeer were very good this year, too. They only tore up Mr. Ed's yard. They said that Satan made them do it! That's a funny in reindeer talk. Later!
Lol. x-mas is done. That must be some strong nog you were drinking.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Thx for not letting reindeer poop on yard this year. I see you ate the brownies ! Good stuff, huh ? I have more if you want to stop back by sometime. Lol Good job done. Tell Santa thx, I luv my gifts ! I hope every1else had a super xmas, too ! :)
Welcome home, Santa's helper! Good job! Now it's time to party and enjoy Mrs Claus's good cooking! Maybe some spiked punch, too! Heeheehee! Merry Christmas to all!
Merry Christmas everyone! Man, am I tired today. What a day! I hope everyone got everything they wanted for Christmas this year! I wish you, your family & friends, the merriest Christmas ever! Enjoy the holidays! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!
* Merry Christmas * everyone! May your day be filled with lots of love, laughter and good food!
Merry Christmas Everyone :) :)
You forgot the note ! He is out there now eating reindeer sh!t ! Excuse me while I puke !
Wow, we're making great time. We have the eastern seaboard done. Just got done in Wisconsin & headed to Minnesota next. It has been a long day! We gave the Vikings an early gift today. They won. Ok, everyone. We are really moving now. Not sure if or when I can check back in. If we haven't been in your neck of the woods, we'll be there soon! Better hit the hay! Santa Clause is coming to town!
I dont think eddie celebrates xmas.*devil wont let him* Leave eddie a note this year and tell him that is not fudge outside that its reindeer doo. He was out eating it off the street last year. I was watching him from the fire escape and I about puked. Thx ! Ooooo I just saw you fly by ! *better then the drive bys we're used to around here* lol Happy holidays every1 !
Hey Everyone! We're in the U.S. Actually, we are In NY. Oh my gosh, there's Mr. Ed's house! The reindeer have a special surprise for him. His lawn is all theirs! I hope he has a pooper scooper! I wonder why there are flames shooting from his house? Maybe the devil lives there. Well, that explains a lot. (Just kidding Mr. Ed. Just a little holiday humor!). Happy Holidays!
Wow, you guys are doing good ! Nice to know Santa can get up more than his sleigh, thanks for sharing that info ! Lol Enjoy all the cookies and milk that get left out for you and Santa ! I left some special brownies for you, but, don't let Santa have any ! (You want to stay on schedule. ;) ) please don't let Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer poop on my lawn. They made quite a mess last year ! Merry Christmas to you and all the others at the N Pole !
Well, we are in Columbia now. Man, were those drug lords mad! They thought we were a drug raid or something. Geesh! That's nothing, when we flew over Iran, they fired a missile at us. Good thing we have a cloaking mechanism on board. So much for Christmas cheer! I'll check in later. Happy Holidays!
@Truth,and so were you rednecks piling up in pickups heading off to Walmart for that last minute picked over junk.Merry Christmas
At least we are human beings, and not worthless n166ers.
Guess there is always something to be thankful for!
Merry Christmas everybody! Well, we've been flying all day. Boy, are my arms tired! (Ha Ha, an oldie, but a goodie!) Just kidding. Well, we are in Brazil right now. Working our way to the US! Just stopped to have a little dinner. Mrs. Claus always packs us food for our trip. She really out did herself. I think Santa was a very good boy last night, if ya know what I mean! Way to go big guy! Just wanted to let you know our progress. Really didn't have much of a chance earlier. We have been very busy! Wishing you all the merriest Christmas! I'll check back in soon. Keep watching the sky. Ho Ho Ho!!!!
While you were working.....
n166ers were having a grand ole' Christmas, brought to them by your own hard work and tax dollars.
We hope you and everyone have the happiest and most blessed Christmas ever. May Your Day and Life Be Filled With Happiness and Love. GOD bless you always. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ten minute coma sounds good ! Merry xmas to all and to all ten minutes out ! Lol
Merry Christmas Everyone! Hopefully Santa can brings us all (and I MEAN ALL..non trolls also) finger clamps so that way, if we go to type something mean we will get zapped and go into a 10 minute coma. Seriously, wishing all of you and your familes and very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Peace out!
Even my EMO sister is all happy ! MERRY CHRISYMAS !
YES ! I just heard Aunt Melanie had an apendicitiis. Im not sure what that is, but she wont be at the Christmas party ! No asparagus caserole plus more turkey and dressing for everyone ! You should see my Dads face ! He is smiling so big ! He said it is a Christmas Miracle ! Plus tomorrie we all go eat Chineese food ! That is the best tradition ever ! YES ! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL !
I asked santa for a big heavy steel bat so i can beat my wife's head in at midnight tonight!
You kiddies better behave or Santa will send you off to juvenile hall! Merry Christmas!
I asked for a lighter so i can set things on fire. i have my eyes set on smokey's forest for the new year.
I asked for a hammock and rope so i can tie up my neighbor's dog n roll it down the hill.
I asked for a train. i want to tie my sister's kitten to the tracks, fill the train with firec.rackers, run the train into the kitten and set the fire cr.ackers off! B O O M! B O O M! B O O M!
@Santa's Helper – you're lucky u made the team! I got stuck behind and have to do the cleaning up in the workshop. At least I can sneak in some eggnog which u can't! Heehee! Keep us posted on your travels! Merry Christmas!
@Jake hope u get what u deserve! Merry Christmas!
We are going to our grandparents tonight. I told em I want a bow and arrow set or a remote control car. They better not give me clothes again this year. If they do I might just wipe my butt with em. After eating Aunt Melanies crappy asparagus caserole. It is the worst. All green and slimy. Looks like green poop.
Lmao! Merry Christmas! Like that humor!
Me too Marie. Tards is what the season is all about. BTW I liked the stumpy arm comment. I gotta try watching the DVD. I think my lame-o sister has it. She thinks she is cool because she is 15 and older than me. I think she is stuuu uuuupid.
I just watched a comedy movie called Soul Surfer. It really is pretty funny. Its about some retarded girl with one arm who tries to be a surfer dude. You should see her on that surfboard waggling around that stumpy arm trying to stay up. LOL. Reetarrds always put me in the christmassy spirit.
Merry Christmas everybody! I made the sleigh team! I wish I would have stopped partying earlier last night. I've got a bit of a hangover today. The heights are making me dizzy. Anyway, we are in Indonesia right now. We've been delivering gifts for hours now. We've had pretty good flying weather, and we are a little a head of schedule! I'll be reporting in during the day to let you know where we are. I know you are all anxious for tomorrow! Happy Holidays from me & Santa!
I hope Grandbaby1 will take pictures. Some of those methhead chicks are really sluuddy. Maybe she can get us some phone numberz..
HOE HOE HOE. Santa loooooooves the wimmens shelter. HOE HOE HOE.
If i worked at a cool womans shelter i would ask them to show me their zoomers afore dinner. Well, the young pretty ones anyways. That would rule.
Too cool Grandbaby1. I bet that is a great place to pick up chicks. Any of em look pretty hot? Remember to tell em-dont mess with meth.
Can t say I care for Rihanna w/blonde hair, it just doesn't look natural. I would like her nylons/stockings (whatever you call them in your part of the country.LOL), to go w/my witch costume for Halloween, tho! @ Merry Christmas LMAO, loved your poem!!! To all the Marquee bloggers, Have a merry Christmas & as a friend of mine would say, "Be safe...be good"! (Well mostly good! HaHa!) C-ya!
I will be serving Christmas dinner at a women's shelter from 11:OOam until 5:OOpm today,will give also.Merry Christmas everyone.
Hey, that sounds like fun! I can try out that new JWow bikini I got. Don't tell Santa, he doesn't know I have a wild side!
Merry Christmas everybody! Just came in from the hot tub party to grab some more eggnog. Jolly Elf and Santa's Helper, come join the fun!
I think Mrs Claus is getting lucky tonite.. Or is it the other way around? Lol
I saw that, too! Why do you think they call him a jolly old elf! Eggnog! At least, he's not flying tonight. Well, I guess he kind of is! Ho Ho hehehe Ho!
Hey Santa' helper I caught ya nibbling on a gingerbread man! I think Santa has had a lil too much eggnog cuz he sure is acting silly and he's all over Mrs Claus! Us elves are all giggling and the reindeer look shocked! So funny!
What no Christmas spirit? Can't take a little joking around? You know, it will all be over in a couple of days. Lighten up!
Hey Jolly Elf! I saw you dancing with the others by the big Christmas tree. Aren't the lights pretty? Kind of hazy, but just beautiful. Did you see the parade? Man, those gingerbread men can strut, and they smell so good! No silent night tonight!
the fatty and retard blog. alecia and starrfire an a few strays on here. Instead of calling it wyww..call in alecia -fatty and Starrfire- retard blog
Party sure is fun! *burp* Excuse me, too much eggnog! Merry Christmas!
It's our Christmas party at the north pole. I hate to break this to you, but we are pretty high tech up here. We have computers everywhere. I just came in to go to the little elf's room, and get a warm "drink". Just decided to send you all some holiday cheer while I was in. I think some of you need it! Season's Greetings!
good one santa helper. must be a boring party for u to check in. who goes to a party n check in on marquee blog? lmfdao! u and alecia so funny
Oh, by the way. Thank you for the nice remarks. I think I"m blushing, or maybe it's the booze. Hard to tell right now. Ho Ho Ho!
WoooHoooo! Won't be long now! Actually, I think I had a few too many cups of cheer. The lights are so pretty! Best party ever. I think everyone should have a cup of cheer. I swear you won't be so angry! I thought his story was interesting, in a strange kind of way. No worries, it's almost Christmas! Everybody be happy! Ok, got to get back to the party. It's time for the gingerbread men parade. Happy Holidays!
Alecia sure do get jealous of the other women on here. i bet santa's helper do have cute feet and looks great. she does run three miles a day so she doesnt carry a heavy load..lmao.
U r a bitter one. get some leasson from santa's helper on getting a sense of humor. guess u will turn on her now that's she is getting attentionn n u're not. bitter much.
What's ur problem? y can't u be jolly like santa's helper?
Have a merry christmas alecia. dont eat the complete dinner all at once. leave left overs, k?
I liked the scary Christmas tale. It really was pretty good. Whoever wrote it did a good job and is pretty cool. We hope everones Christmas will be THE BEST! May you win the lottery or something extra awesome happen! Merry Christmas and thanks for all the funny post this year! Y-O-U made this year better! : )
Omfg!! take your fxxking head out of ur as $ and lighten up already. Here you want ur fxxking wyww blog so fxxking much to talk to urslef and whatever if left of cc team u can have it u fat piece of s hit! Get a fxxking life and lighten up already! It was a joke!!!! did u not see the end of the fxxking sentence u hateful mf? it had a meaning
A joke? A tasteless joke..
Alecia only comes on here to bad mouth ppl bc she is unhappy with how she looks and about her life. Merry X-mas !!!!! We always know you were still here just like the rest.
That's because alecia doesn't have a sense of humor. She can dish it but can't take it. Oh well.. Merry Christmas anyway Alecia. I guess you will be montoring the blog all night.
A joke..get over it. my god u take things 2 serious! merry chrismas a$yhole..
Aww.. U been bad all year and no presents for u? Too much boozing and whooring and caught stds? Poor u not a very happy xmas for u! Boo hoo!
It was the nite be4 Christmas & all throu the house -not a creature was standing not even the mouse. 4 they're all on their beds all covered in gore for once again x-mas was evil once more. A axe to the head & a knife to the throat, a body in the lake inside the boat. The reindeer on the roof all coverd in blood & elves all around face down in blood. The tree set ablaze the presents burned crisp of the doing of evil st. nick. the stockings were filled w/eyes, guts & lungs. 4 this one x-mas he just now began. The children asleep w/sugar plum dreams, not hearing their parents screams..ho ho ho said St Nick as the ax cleanly in2 the children as they yelled. Yo've been a bad all year you get what you deserve. 4 you pushed my patience..you got on my last nerve. 'why Santa, wh-' was all bobby said be4 Santa brought the ax to his little head. He poured gasoline through the house w/a glare & set it abaze w/a glimmering flare. I've said it be4 & I'll say it no more-Merry Christmas to all and no more gore..lol.
Hey Jolly Elf! I hear ya. I'm one tired helper! Time to get ready for the Christmas party, though. We rock around the Christmas tree all night long. It's a big celebration. Everyone attends. Put on your holiday duds. It's the party of the year! Merry Christmas!
Oh boy, I'm exhausted! Santa's working my butt off! I'll be glad when Christmas is all over so I can get a big rest! Happy Holidays to you, too Alecia! Now Santa's helper, get back to work! LOL Merry Christmas everyone! Heeheehee!
Nope!! You have the wrong person! Hey Alecia! Nice to see you back. Thanks for saying I have a good sense of humor, though. Been a very busy day! All the gifts are packed now. The sleigh is ready. Santa's taking a nap. We're feeding the reindeer lots of carbs right now. They need lots of energy. Happy Holidays everybody!
You were Santa's Helper, weren't you? lol . If you were, you have a good sense of humor.
Merry Christmas to you too.
Merry Christmas Everyone. We really do hope YOURS will be the happiest and most wondeerful ever. May your happi3st wishes come true :)
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