November 28th, 2011
01:48 PM ET
E!'s Kardashian reality franchise kept chugging on Sunday with the season premiere of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York." Of course, there's been a major change: One of the central couples - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries - split up before the show could make it to air.
To remedy that, the premiere kicked off with an acknowledgement that Kim and Kris' marriage lasted for all of 72 days with a montage of the media's coverage, People reports.
The show then flashed back to eight weeks prior, when newlyweds Kris and Kim, who had never lived together before, moved into the Gansevoort with Kourtney, her sometimes-boyfriend Scott Disick and the couple's baby, Mason. It was only downhill from there.
At one point, Kris gets ticked off because Kourtney indulges in some naked yoga - complete with a nude yoga instructor, which Kris was none too pleased about.
"Kris, you don't treat people like that, I don't care how uncomfortable you are," Kim yells. "You are so immature I can't take it."
The New Jersey Nets player yelled back, "How rude is it that there's a naked guy in my house...You can't take it? I can't take it."
When they weren't bickering over yoga in the buff, they were butting heads over their odd couple ways: Kris couldn't handle all of the press at a "Welcome to New York" celebration, and also disregarded Kim's tidy tendencies. When Kim gets upset because he stepped on and messed up her toenail, Kris told viewers, "Kim is a classic over-reactor."
The 26-year-old wasn't pleased to share his newlywed space with a baby, and also wasn't happy living in the Big Apple. Finally, he tells Kim, "I love you so much, but....I think I'm gonna go to Minnesota to train." As Entertainment Weekly notes, Kim asks, "We're gonna live separate? Like a long-distance marriage?"
"Kourtney and Kim Take New York" is only one episode in, but we already know the answer to her question - instead of a long-distance marriage, they ended up opting to not have one at all.
Did you catch "Kourtney and Kim Take New York?" What'd you think?
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