Fallon spoofs Bieber: '(It's not my) Baby'
November 3rd, 2011
03:05 PM ET

Fallon spoofs Bieber: '(It's not my) Baby'

Justin Bieber has tweeted that he's trying to "focus on the positive" instead of the rumors and gossip, which may or may not be in reference to that paternity lawsuit he's been hit with.

(If you're just joining us, a 20-year-old has reportedly claimed she had sexual relations with Bieber last October in a bathroom backstage at one of his L.A. concerts, a tryst that she alleges resulted in a 3-month-old baby boy. Bieber has called the allegations not only false, but malicious.)

Enter Jimmy Fallon, who was more than happy to take up the 17-year-old singer's cause on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."

In a pitch perfect spoof on Bieber's hit single "Baby," Fallon croons from underneath his Bieber-esque wig and cap, "You said we did it and I'm the dad. My lawyers trippin', 'cause this looks bad. You only said this to get my cash, and now Selena Gomez is going to kick my ass. It's not my baby, baby, baby, no!"

Other lyrical gems include, "You said...I only lasted 30 seconds, but that's not true, that's a lie - it was totally more like 45," and, "Her claims I deny flatly; I ain't that baby's daddy."

Elsewhere, the real Bieber is also denying claim of something else - that dog he supposedly adopted with Selena Gomez last month.

But the teen singer made it clear to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday that he's not responsible for the pup.

"It's so funny because...I never got a new dog. I didn't adopt a dog," Bieber said emphatically. "A friend of mine did. It really has nothing to do with me. I don't have anything to do with that dog. It's not my dog."

And for those who didn't hear him correctly the first 12 times he said it, Bieber added for effect: "I think he's a cute dog, but he's not my dog."


Filed under: Celebrities • Justin Bieber • Late Night comedy • television

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  1. semper fi

    best thing Fallion ever did. LOL F in Great!

    December 5, 2011 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Doc

    I hope it is his kid and that he has to pay mondo child support and that she gets charged with statutory rape. They both deserve it.

    November 28, 2011 at 6:26 pm | Report abuse |
  3. artie

    If it is proven to be rape, then how can anyone raped (man, boy, girl or woman)..be expected to pay for anything? Rape means against your will–whether assualt or statuatory type–dont matter. She should get jail time and not one penny!

    November 4, 2011 at 6:23 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Adele Anderson

    In a bathroom yet–how charming and memorable . . .

    November 4, 2011 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
  5. art vandolay

    C.Fisher: maybe some do get away with it. But not a single one gets away with it in a High Profile celeb case. Is Bieber not high enough of profile celeb? Or are you just stupid?

    November 3, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
  6. art vandolay

    I had this kid pegged as a juvie gaybird brat. F him and his stupid pop crap music. -Art

    November 3, 2011 at 6:24 pm | Report abuse |
  7. rude child

    he was on a flight i was assigned to work a few months ago. he was rude and obnoxious to the crew,and a pax.he needed his backside worn out with a paddle.

    November 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |
  8. jim

    Paternity? I thought Justin Bieber was a woman in drag.

    November 3, 2011 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  9. by golly.

    wham!bam! thank ya mam.....say,what is your name???

    November 3, 2011 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
  10. ohboy

    he my baby daddy

    November 3, 2011 at 6:11 pm | Report abuse |
  11. PostHocErgo

    Not sure why the 30 seconds is a big deal. Does anyone expect a lingering, romantic interlude in the john?

    November 3, 2011 at 6:09 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Cecilia Fisher

    @sameeker what do you mean double standard?There are thousands of men in their 2Os,3Os,and4Os impregnating minor girls in America every year and I assure you most are never arrested for anything.

    November 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
  13. BAHAHA

    Who else thinks Bieber should do a cover of "Billy Jean" at his next performance?

    November 3, 2011 at 5:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • 13yrs wise

      Lol!!! I sooo don't believe this!!! He may be a guy but... I mean you can hate him all you want but his team and his parents support him too much to let him screw his life up like that!!! Anyone agree:D!!!

      November 4, 2011 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Dawn

    Hilarious!!!!

    November 3, 2011 at 5:46 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Davethecanuck

    Might end up being a real expensive 30 seconds... you better belieb it.

    November 3, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
  16. sameeker

    Why hasn't the girl been charged with child molesting? He was 16 and she was 19. Tired of the double standard.

    November 3, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Burbank

      Very good point. I agree. Actually I don't believe the story in the first place, but if it were proved true with DNA testing, she should be arrested.

      November 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • John Stone

      "Why hasn't the girl been charged with child molesting? He was 16 and she was 19. Tired of the double standard."
      Well until you can prove they did the nasty how can you charge her with anything !?!

      November 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • darnishagates

      she should be charged with molesting a 17 year old boy and shes 20

      November 4, 2011 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Rob

      perhaps it has to do with the fact that no laws were broken....the relevant law indicates 16 as age of consent as long as the other person is within 3 years(under 20)...

      December 2, 2011 at 7:18 am | Report abuse |
  17. Prom night dumpster baby

    are you my daddy?

    November 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  18. bloodrulz

    Ha ha hilarious!!

    November 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |

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