Steven Seagal has once again been hired to serve and protect, except it doesn't sound like there will be any reality show cameras following him around this time.
The "Above the Law" actor was sworn in this week as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas. The 59-year-old, who's no stranger to law enforcement and is also trained in Aikido, will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.
The paper reports that Seagal reached out to the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office himself about two months ago, seeking employment. Says Sheriff Arvin West, "Seagal is not in this for celebrity or publicity. He's like the rest of us that live down here; he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help."
Although cameras captured Seagal's work as a reserve deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana for A&E's "Steven Seagal: Lawman," it doesn't appear his full-time work with Hudspeth County's department will eventually serve as fodder for TV.
The San Antonio Express reports that a spokesman for the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office says Seagal's employment with them isn't part of the A&E show. (Production was also halted on "Steven Seagal: Lawman" in 2010 when a former model alleged that Seagal used her as a "sex toy" after she was hired to be his assistant.)
"The television aspect of what we're doing here is the last priority," the spokesman said. "The man has a pure motive in doing this. He knows what we're up against and wants to help."
Seagal is scheduled to start his new gig early next year. While it's unknown if he'll be paid, the spokesman for the sheriff's department says deputies are typically paid about $15 an hour.
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The true Aikido way is to just let illegals in and then pay them insanely low wages for lots of hard labor, the way we've been doing it. Seagal is a poser.
Steven Seagal is the biggest, whitest, fakest, stupidest martial artist on the planet.
Mr.Seagal: This is not another crappy movie where you take out 300 guya all by yourself. This is Real!
i would take him a little more seriously if he didn't flap his wrists like a 10 yr old girl when he runs.
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Which celebrity is going to the fruit fields to harvest after the illegals go away? Oh. Not quite so glamorous huh? Look at Alabama–food rotting in the fields because they ran the "illegals" out of the state. If you really don't like illegal aliens, you should boycott supermarkets and the cheap food we have access to, provided by the backbreaking labor they do for pennies.
He only took the job because he gets paid in burritos. If I was crossing the boarder I'd just run circles around him pointing and laughing.
So this is what happens to old action stars that don't want to be in The Expendables movies.
What would Peter Griffin do?
What's he going to do? Try to keep the illegals from going back to Mexico?
Please. Steven Segal is as much of a border patrol agent as Shaquille O'Neal is a cop.
How ridiculous...the only one that can effectively watch the border is CHUCK NORRIS.
I am all for protecting our borders, but to hire a man that is guilty of domestic violence, he beat his.wife/girlfriend.
He should not be allowed to carry a weapon. How about if he beats some female?
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I DON'T KNOW WHY THE OFFICIALS WANT TO HIRE A FAT AS-. YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO IS IN SHAPE TO PROTECT YOUR PARTNERS AND INNOCENT LIVES. WE ALL KNOW HOW SLOW FAT PEOPLE MOVE. JUST LOOK AT DMV EMPLOYEES, SNAIL SPEED
will do anything to try to stay in the media and relevant. His movies are for the most part....all the same thing. As for his personal life...don't know em, so can't say if its all true or all bull. Either way....it's not like I am rushing out the door to see his next flick.
When will this bloated egotistical wife beater just go away. He is the laughing stock of reality television, his show Steven Segal Lawman is comical. This guy is a creep who has no respect for women and does the deserve female companionship. What a jerk! I love seeing him with all these old pot bellied out of shape lawmen. I think it gives the criminals an advantage. As far as him guarding the Mexican border is ridiculous what is he going to the illegal immigrants eat them!
Gee I knew this two days go from comcast and they are just now posting it figures!
The only thing this "fat boy" can chase down is a bucket of chicken with mashed potatoes, biscuits and gravy... and a side of cole slaw with a large diet Pepsi... to go.
America is safe now! The southern border is securely shut and Seagal is standing on the bridge and throwing last of Meheecans all the way back to Meheeco! LMAO thinking how he stands on the border and amigos flying around him feet up with "Carramba!" No more South Park for him, please.
He looks like he'd be better off controlling his penchant for donuts.
Funny, now I wonder wich part of the border he'll be in. Hopefully nowhere east of El Paso, because his luck just might run out. Life south of the border is not a movie, and some of the cartels may actually see this as a price.
I can't stop laughing.
Segal can actually waddle as far as the border? He needs to eat a salad once in a while to get back to being taller than he is wide. What an arrogant, fat doofus.
Stephen Seagull can beat any man on earth. Just put up billboards with his pic on them at the border and watch the illegals turn and run.
Have any one checked his birth certificate? He might be illegal too, like Obama.
We have a United States Armed Forces that is equipped to handle these matters.
I don't know what's scarier, Seagal using his assistant as a s*x toy or deputies being paid $15/hr.
I feel safer already
Maybe he can get the job done since no one else seems able to handle it.
I feel safer already... NOT. This guy is a buffoon.
While his acting left much to be desired, he was credited with one of the better lines I've heard. After a bitter divorce, he was asked if he would get remarried. He said 'No, I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.'
Good – now how about going after all those rich folks who keep hiring illegals? Hmmmmm?
Well done, Steven.
No one can defeat Steven Seagull, no one. The border problem is over as of now !! They should just put up billboards at the border with his pic on them, no need for a fence.
–So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
–Nah. I'm just a cook.
–Just a lowly, lowly cook.
–Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
This still doesn't make me want to pay to see him in a movie. Idiot will probably get himself killed playing cop.
Dear Steven Segal
How did you get past our border is beyond me. It's amazing how you took our joooooobs. Use your ponytail lassel and get the illegals out.
His hair will melt in the sun.
Probably melt into grease and run down his face. Who watches these reality shows, anyway?
@jennifer -Chuck Norris would win of course. he is 6 time world karate champion and he is also trained in all of the other martial arts as well including Aikido.
Shot up you fools, why don't you go out there if you can do it better. When one tries they complain and they are so useless to their immediate society. Go steve...lol.
Shocked and dismayed. Guess the guy really needs a job. Why don't we WAR on Mexico. We WAR on everything else Make Mexico better for its own people. Then maybe they wont want to come to America. Really. We go halfway across the world for oil but we cant and or dont give a crap about our next door neighbor? The FBI is selling finely crafted automatic assault rifles to the drug cartels and headless body are showing up in the street of their capital cities. They are right next door to us. Why are we not helping Mexico secure itself so we can have secure boarders?
He never could act. His 'action' sequences are almost all sped up and look idiotic. He cannot play guitar. He is probably incompetent at telling people to 'freeze' in Spanish also.
No one can really get the sense of just how vast and desolate Hudspeth county is, unless he or she has been there. If this is for real, then I wish Segal luck. He will need it. The people crossing over into this part of Texas are not always poor peasants looking for a new start. They are often very bad people with bad intentions and no fear of law enforcement. Good luck Steve...hope we dont see you on a narco blog someday with a group of guys getting ready to saw your head off with a kitchen knife.
Lol! He may be shot himself with some of the outfits he's beenn wearing lately; Looking like a gosh-dang mariachi.
@kendo23 – You want to talk about kindergarten and intelligence? Using the word apparently twice in the same sentence is bad grammar. Look who's talking!
Better to be a border patrol agent than some Christian minister celebrating his
41st with Subway sandwiches like Kirk Cameron. See story on yahoo news today
Correcting spelling error is an American pastime! Remember Vice Presiden Dan Quayle! On national TV he tried correcting a first grader on the spelling of POTATO. The first grader got it right.. Quayle said the right spelling is POTATOES....hahahahahaha. The man is the image of american incompetence....its a reflection of them in general. I say ALL Americanos no sabe nada escribir nada palabra! Todos Cojones! Sayonara! Ciao! Hasta La Vista! Jajajajajajajaja
What is Steven going to do when faced with all those "Fast and Furious" guns that Holder knows nothing about?
He needs to control his eating more than anything. Control the border? Can't even control his waistline! lol
I agree have you seen the interview?? I've seen it posted at CELEBUR.COM the video is still up i think.
Listen to all the fat, bald men bad mouth him. Lol
Actually I have twice as much ponytail and half as much belly as he does, plus I have the good sense to stay out of gunfights.
steven seagal will chuck norris in marshal arts bec seagal is the best
I always thought he looked like a minute-man LOL!! I hope he does a good job. These posts are funnier than the article... Some people need to get a life and a dictionary...Ha ha!
good for mr. seagal, love the effort, kep it up.
for those believing he is unable to take someone down, badly mistaken, yes he is older, but he will drop 90% of you without much effort.
If the US defaults on it's obligations, we won't need border patrol, other countries will be forced to keep Americans out.
Well I don't see any of you guys asking to help with the boarder situation,atleast he manned up and sees it's a serious problem for us.So until any of you can fill his shoes.......don't hate.He has class and style unlike most of you commenters.
Steven Segal would KILL Chuck Norris in a fight.
If he catches any women, he might take them home. Another Idiot!
Well Good For Him,,,, hope he does some good. I f The Illegals give him some trouble , I hope he just shoots the Crap out of them ,,,,,,
i hope he will have time to beat his wife
I hope he doesn't end up dead.
He's a WIFE beater!!
I guess they can use him as a wall across the border. He's fat enough
Judging by that picture, the only thing this guy is going to be protecting are his french fries.
How COOL is it to have the worlds #1 Action-fu star guarding the border?!
He would do better to go back into training then retake the test for being found adequate. His ego is an abomination to all students of the arts.
He's not doing it for the publicity, but nonetheless, he gets publicity about it. I wonder how that happened.
IT;S SAD THAT HE BECOME SO FAT. WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE! ALSO, IT SAD OFFICERS ARE GETTING PAID SO LOW COMPARES TO POLITICIANS
Yea, thats what we need, a former wife beater who now has a badge and a gun.........
Steven Seagal – OCCUPY THE BORDER!!!!
One of the people commenting here suggested that Mr Seagal do a tour in Afghanistan. I wholeheartedly agree, give him some basic training at Camp Pendeleton and ship him over. Let him see what it's like to watch 18, 19 and 20 year-old young heroes in their prime get shot or blown up by IED's. Stop gloryfying yourself Mr Seagal – yes we need to control the border, but we certainly don't need a broken down old (mid-50's) actor being there. Leave it to the professionals, their job is hard enough as it is without having them to worry about making sure your money-making face doesn't get spoiled worse than it already is! Stay home, put your feet up, have some hot chocolate and leave the job to the men and women who have trained hard to be Border Patrol Agents....That's my two-cent's worth!
Oh Contrare,,,, Mr. Lynn,
Steven HAS served ,,, He did his time in the special Services ,Black Ops.... So I believe your talking out of YOUR Ass.
he has served. at a high level no less. forget the acting, he can really fight.
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So Seagal is going down to the border to "Protect" this country he loves. And when he gets there he's going to want preferential treatment, after all he is a huge movie star. Then he's going to go out and single-handedly stop all drug trafficking and illegal immigration, because with his knowledge of aikido he's one step above god. And then we are all going to cheer for him and know that Seagal IS god, and none can stand before him...
REality check: Headlines two months from now: Steven Seagal killed in border skirmish with Cartel drug runners.
Being one of the worst actors in the history of cinema, I hope he spends all his time in the desert and off of the Big Screen.
I'm sorry – Does controlling the border entail any type of running? Because my question is – Is Steven even in any type of shape to be doing this type of activity?? And believe me – there will be some type of visual recording apparatus in the vicinity somewhere and somehow! Gimme a break!!
This is good PR for handling our Mexican Border problems. The crazies down there need some taken care of Seagal Style.
Love it MR. WEBSTER. As for the story, I just wonder how long it will take the drug lords to take him out.
Operation "FAT" & FURIOUS" !
Does Seagal have a green card?
They don't mention which side of the border he is actually going to be protecting....... Good point!!!. Soon to come TV Reality Show "Steven Seagal – Cartel Sin Fronteras" hiding from that other dude "Dog" Bounty Hunter.... LOL.
I always thought Segal was kind of a jerk. I have revised my opinion of the man. Good for him.
He decides in his 50's he wants to play dress up in a cop uniform and this makes you think he's not a jerk?
A one man wrecking crew at the border, Woo Hoo! Wouldn't want to mess with that guy! OK, seriously though. For a long time I never knew Seagal was in law enforcement, until I saw his Lawman show. He will be a big asset to the border efforts given his skills abilities, tactics he could suggest and unique talent for law enforcement. Kudos to Steven for helping protecting our border!
You do know that was a TV show right? And that he's an out of shape actor, not an actual lawman? And that he was given credit for work done entirely by actual police officers as part of what amounts to a publicity stunt? What about any of that makes you think someone who pretended to beat people for a living would excel at law enforcement?
@ Lee Van Cleef
Why did you kill Tuco (Eli Wallach) !
Steven Seagal can find cheep dental care on the other side of the border !
Screw Steven...We need Chuck Norris on the border!
If he is as good at patrolling the border as he is at acting then the illegal immigrants shouldn't worry.
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
......Uhhhhh... Can't we, Can't we all just get along. You know I need the publicity and this is obviously working for me... I will not stop until I get them all, or they kick my A#%s for tying to be a hero. I know that I will have to clean my own yard, pick my own fruits and vegetables and everything else, but it will be worth it if I get my own reality TV show.
Do you still eat deer winky?
I can't wait to se youtube videos of Steven crushing illegals by the hundreds. Unfortunately he got fat and those dirty asss mexicans are fast so he' going to need help catching them.
After reading the alleged assault charges and seeing the picture, it might be a good idea to reconsider whom is fat and dirty.
I wish this idiot would go away.
the cartels are lining up hit men as we speak.......shoot a few on the fence while you are at it....
What's next... sending William Shatner to command the international space station?
He'll be sent there by President Martin Sheen right after Charlie pitches the Indians into the World Series.
Those immigrants are screwed. This guys killed all sorts of things, probably even other people.
$15 an hour? Why don't we halve that pay and then hire them as they are crossing to be border agents. Then, tell them that for every illegal they turn in, they will be given $500. That would get rid of two problems with one solution!
That's fine with me but can he please do it from the Mexican side?
This guy is an idiot
all you illegal immigrant supporters are a disease that will be hard to cure.
You sound like you might have a Final Solution. Lay it on us.
I am glad he wants to help. I'll really be impressed if he lives on $15/hour for six months.
I don't see what the big deal is. Working on the border is easy. Just drive around until you spot a fense jumper. Grab your rifle, yell out "It's coming right for us!", then shoot. Most BP agents bag their limit before lunch. Easy job.
Next thing you know they'll hire Tommy Lee Jones and Clint Eastwood. Forget it, we need a modern version of "The Magnificent Seven!"
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I cannot wait until Steven Seagal is arrested for abusing his position of authority. We need celebrity clowns like him as law officials as much as I need a hole in my head. Yuck factor 8 out of 10.
And in a related story, Jean Claude Van Damme has been hired as a mall security guard in Waterloo, Iowa.
You sure it wasn't Kevin James?
Nice to know NOT EVERYONE in Hollywood buys into the Liberal 'let everyone in' policy at the borders.
Here's an idea...I say we get Blitzer and Cafferty (of the not so famous Cafferty report) to go down to the borders and interview so drug kingpins/dealers etc...Then tell us how the border situation is being blown out of proportion for GOP reasons...
All I'm looking for here is solid honest reporting ....seems to elude these geniuses....
Just because you don't like Mexicans doesn't mean that those who disagree think every Mexican should move here. Nor does it mean every Mexican wants to move here. It is an issue; both sides agree that it must be handled. The disagreement is over how to handle it, an argument which is hard to have when one side continually bases their case on their distrust for immigrants.
What exactly do you intend to accomplish with shock-tactic reporting? Making others distrust immigrants as well? If so, there's a news channel that panders to your mindset. It's called Fox.
we will take over my firends ,and we will never forget pure racismo i speak spanish ,english,italian and french so what language you guys speak
Hveliz – life is not about which language(s) you speak. It is about how you live your life for your God. After that it is about which God you serve, which should be God Almighty. All service should be to HIM and for HIM. All services, which is any and everything you do and think. It should be in HIS honor, not your own or for someone else. He is also the judge, and HE will seek vengeance for HIS people. Be careful whose toes you tread on in life, even from afar. God is not too far away that HE does not hear a whisper from you in your sleep. My prayer to HIM is that HE will give you a taste of what he considers revenge to be...for bullies and those that proclaim revenge, when they themselves should be somewhere in prayer and fear and trembling. May God Bless YOU and somehow steer your anger towards a place of peace. Fear God, Not Man. Your rebuttal shows pure "fear" – not courage and so I am telling you, so that you do not live in your own ignorance and wallow in your own unmanageable and unjustified useless "pride". If you fight – let it be for GOD ALMIGHTY ONLY – not yourself or your "feeling" – hurt or not!
On a serious note, how does a convicted wife beater get a gun permit, let alone a job in law enforcement? In PA you can't buy a gun if you have a criminal record or are a nut case.
Well Mr.or Ms. Marlow (No offense, but I know that Jackie can be male or female)...first, Seagal in not in PA. Second, he has the know-how to make his OWN gun if he wanted to without anyone's knowledge. And for three....unless you were in his house with him and his wife to get the "real" story, you are just following Internet gossip and being judgemental...AGAIN!
Those deputies only make about $15.00 an hour, and here I thought my $19.00 sucked.
The guy looks like a circus clown. What is he gonna do? Crack jokes to illegals trying to cross the border so that they die out of laughter?
Is this jerk still a Budist? Strange actions he is taking if he is. Hes aleays been a bad actor, maybe that's why he's doing this now. Hopefully he does not have to run, as his now bloated body would hinder him!
The sheriffs department should hire Segal to find the millions of illegals already here in the United States and ship them back to Mexico.
I think you just wrote his next movie. One problem; which sheriff's office? There are many in this country.
You want to "Ship them back to Mexico?"
What if they weren't originally FROM Mexico... you know... like the MAJORITY of the people that come across the border. You do know the majority cross other borders before getting to the US, right? They come from FAR down south and are raped, murdered and robbed along the way. All for the opportunity of working long days doing manual labor for their families. For all the "family values" the right spews forth all the time, they sure don't appreciate it in others. You really should learn more about a subject before posting on the internet.
Maybe...just maybe, if Mexico's government wasn't so corrupt, there would be more opportunity in Mexico for Mexicans. I didn't hear anyone address that yet. If American's had a problem in America, and they were trying to flee to, say, Canada....is it Canada's responsibility to take them in? The answer is no. I like Mexicans and have many close Mexican friends. Not all Mexican's (and others) who cross the border are bad people. However, the one's who are mess it up for everyone. And...even those who aren't coming here to corrupt the place should go through the proper channels in terms of becoming legal. No...it is not a easy process, but then again, its not, an wasn't easy for anyone. Why hide in trucks and sneak in when you KNOW its wrong? Thats like stealing food from a store and hiding it in your clothes hoping to not get caught. Go ahead and say it..."to make a better life", so how can I compare the two situations, right? Very simple....because we have laws that EVERYONE has to follow; and whether it's a humanitarian issue or not, everyone has to follow our laws. Even illegals.
"BROWN PEOPLE" as someone said.......are working hard right now..............while some people are "AT WORK AND NOT WORKING"......instead, they are creating more hate among human beings, and the saddest thing is that they don't even know how to write their own language.
Is this article supposed to serve as anything besides teabag/racist troll bait?
Another ignorant American that supports an illegal border drawn by Illegal Europeans, stolen from the Spanish, which was stolen from the Mexians/Native Ameircans.. To defend or even accept the border is the acceptance and suppor of the Genocide commited on the Indians and Mexicans..
Yeah, you"re a moron!
Gino will be on the border looking for Ritchie Valens.
Any one see Ritchie? Does anyone know why he did Bobby Lupo!?
Steven Seagal ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All time #1 actor of the universe!!!!!!
Thank you Deputy Seagal for all of your hard work protecting this country. Speaking on behalf of the entire American population, I would like to send you a sincere thank you and GOOD LUCK!
Right on Brother!!
Please don't ever speak on my behalf ever again. We do not agree on this issue.
By the way, posting under the name "Jose" doesn't make your thoughts any more relevant.
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Bubbie, why are they posting pictures of you above stories about Steven Segal chasing immigrants?
Oh God, just go away already Steven. You haven't mattered for a very long time now and you won't matter ever again.
Luckily South Park already covered this issue.
border patrol doesnt have age and weight requirements???
Allright! Segal is back in the news. He is the best ass kicking dude on the big screen. Even when he turns out "B" movies, I;m still a huge fan. But what can he do on the border? He's just one man. The U.S. government should dig a water canal between our two countries and fill it with crocodiles and snakes – that should do it. Politicians refuse to do anything about the illegal immigrant problem and then go on TV and complain nobody's doing anything to fix the problem. I feel sorry for the Mexicans who live in a dirt poor backwards country run by the drug gods, but the Feds are scared to act. Hey, Seagal, go make another Under Seige flick, which is your best work to date.
Our government is "afraid to act?"
Sounds like you have been listening to the Republican lie machine.
Since 9/11 over 2 MILLION (2,279,305) deportations have been initiated by the federal government.
Furthermore, the highest rate per year is... right now under Obama.
Criminal prosecutions by the border patrol have also increased – and once again SHARPLY increased with the current administration.
Additional facts to consider;
Number of border patrol agents in 1992: 3,555 agents
Number at end of 2009: 20,119
Obamas 2012 budget calls for ANOTHER increase in agents adding over 1,200 more.
Machete Don't Text!!!
oh,c'mon its like letting the terminator to run California! Wait........
If we wan't to recruit real tough guys to protect our borders recruit young men and women that have just left military service. They have served there country with honor and would do an excellant job. They could be quickley retrained for border patrol.
Loose some weight.... now the bad guys just need to run and you will coronary for sure..... Wow Mooo Mooo .....
Once the illegals see him running, they will stop and laugh so hard the real border police will catch them. He runs like a little girl-T-Rex – his arms swinging like little dino-arms – I LMAO everytime I see him run in his movies – it makes up for the bad dialogue/acting hahaha
I will have five big macs, two fries and three apple turn overs and oh yes a diet coke. Hey Steven your looking like Elvis in the SR years......
Lone Wolf McQuade, the remake, next reality show coming soon. I doubt that Chuck and Steven could share the same patrol car...lol.
SG runs like a little girl – google it, it's true...
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy !!!" – James Brown
Still love Will Sasso playing Steven Seagal on Mad TV.
Oh, yeah !
I remember that....so funny !
Lone Wolf McQuade, the remake, next reality show coming to the screen. I doubt that Chuck and Steven could share the same patrol car...lol.
You know, I'm not going to bash him, because I don't have the resources to trade my work for a thankless, poor paying, dangerous job like he can. And he may be an actor, but I'm sure he can take my a$$ out in a heartbeat.
well no one else wants to help stop illegals from coming into our country and I am talking about all illegals from different countries coming into our country not just Mexico. Past US presidents should have sent our US troops to protect the border and do away with all corrupt border patrols and the like.
Maybe there are people who think there are more important uses of time and resources than keeping Mexicans in Mexico.
Yo, Steve, you're a rich guy! Let them hire some out-of-work guy for this patrol! Get back to making movies and keeping your fans happy! It's amazing how the border issue is somehow a "crisis" now, even though illegals have been coming here for over 150 years. One third of the contiguous U.S. (Texas, California, Arizona, etc.) used to be part of Mexico. Maybe if more people knew U.S. history, they would know why we have a state called New Mexico and why most of the major cities in the U.S. southwest have Spanish names.
I'd do him.
Who next, dog the bounty hunter?
He'll single handedly defeat those pesky mexicants. Then he'll march right into mexico and uppercut them all collectively. This is America's greatest accomplishment.
Actually, if he marched into Mexico to fight, he'd be the invader! ;) America has many great achievements. Making Steven Seagal an assistant deputy isn't one of them. Maybe somebody forgot why President Ronald Reagan in 1987 granted a blanket amnesty to 1.7 million illegal immigrants. Hint: he did it because he was once Governor of California and knew the importance of illegal workers to the economies of states in the sun belt. And because a group of California businesspeople asked him to. It's not about wetbacks, it's about greenbacks.
$15 per hour eh? I wonder how many are tempted by transporters with fat wads of Benjamins.
Too bad he runs like a girl lol!
Yes, a fat girl.
Yes, and that ponytail only adds to the image!
The saddest part about this article is the almost afterthought last line that the people who put their life on the line every day to protect our society only get paid $31k a year. That's just wrong.
Because of the depressed economy in their area, I know some firefighter/EMTs who make less than $11 per hour. I made more than that working in a bingo parlor in my younger days.
This guy is a highly trained Akido Master as well as being one hell of a shot with different types of firearms. Look out Poncho you do not want to try and mess with this dude!
He will probably go after the young Mexican girl immigrants. What a buddhist hypocrite.
Lupe Remos sounds like a Meicalli name to me – hey – what about that – you here illegally muchachos? I know – why don't YOU say something to someones face rather than from behind this board you chicken spit bunghole! I keep hearing all this smack but when it really comes down to someone saying anything controversial in mixed company – y'all run and stick your tails between your legs.... Say it ; Spray it ; Say it like a man! Stand up for what you beleive and Live by the same! Quit talkin spit or take a chair and sit --on the sidelines as your forefathers did -Real Men DO !
Dean, try to take it easy on the 'roids.
They should have enlisted CHUCK NORRIS.
palintwit – So you're saying what he did to your ass wasn't kick it?
I think segal would make norris cry like a girl.
What the h#ll is he going to do when he's surrounded and nobody yells CUT. He's asking for trouble and WILL find it.
haha, segal is an akido master not to sure being surrounded by some thugs is gonna scare him to much, segal is a fighting mofo.
@ned..lol..thxs for that pic..too funny. @erzhik..Chuck Norris is too busy with his total gym to be doing any of this right now. Funny comments..snapping arms, etc. Anyway, I don't have anything bad to say about Steven S.,only, he needs to stay off the salt.
Once the line of radar-targeted gun emplacements are deployed, the border will be secure without a fence at a fraction of the price.
Kill 'em all, Adolf.
The fools! They should have hired Chuck Norris!
Ok wow, I just realized he stuck it up my butt when I was in the 7th grade. When he pulled out, there was some dooodie on the tip. I sucked it like a lolly pop. SMILE
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.....NEVER eat salad for lunch on a school day when Seagal is coming to town. That stuff does strange things to your digestive system. Hope it tasted better the second time around...
..Would kick yer azz in two seconds. Mouth off to his face and see. It would be a good reality show.
Inform us when you reach him about testing your hypothesis.
Looking very large and in charge these days. I think stay away from them donuts please for your heart.
it will pay him more than his acting career has over the past decade
Congrats Steven. Movie making is one thing, living real life is another. My hat off to you for living in the real world and wanting to do something for you country. You are participating in something that effects all of us. It is a dangerous job, and many won't ever qualify or be good enough to survive the lifestyle. I hope you do well, and make your department proud. My husband passed away on July 4th, 2011. He was an officer for 17 yrs. I remember us watching "Above the Law" for the first time. It is was one of our favorites. - Thank you for what you have done and what you are about to do.
If your husband was an officer for 17 years, one might think you'd have more respect for his job than to presume a poorly-conditioned actor could have taken it with a couple of phone calls. Whatever hat your doffing is best left on your head.
Those who want to stop people crossing into the U.S are delusional.. The Berlin wall required several layers of barriers, barbed wire, guard towers, flood lights, cleared kill zones, etc. But most of all it required guards that were willing to shoot women and children. Are any of us willing to do that? If so, shame on them. (P.S. The Berlin wall is a small fraction of the length of our border with Mexico.)
No one really thought about that did they? Also people still got across the Berlin wall despite all that.
I do want to watch him on "live TV", catching the bad guys. That would be cool, I hope eventually (after he will get tired of $15 per/hour). They WILL turn his "employment"t to a realty TV show. As I said I am all for it.
It´s one to do reality shows and it´s another to take advantage of poor desperate
people . I won´t watch anymore seagal movies and he can kiss my _ss .
He also sucks as a blues guitarist .In georgia they are already feeling the affects of their
stupidity and crops are rotting in the fields . i hope it happens all over the US it´ll teach the
far right a lesson .
The primary purpose of reality shows is to take advantage of desperate people. Degree of desperation notwithstanding, it's all done in the same spirit.
Oh, gee, the a55wipe is trying to make himself relevant again? Finally realized your movies suck? Shoo. Back into your hole, moron.
What a load. Hard to believe he would not be doing this for some type of self-promotion or aggrandizement. Well, at least we have the memories of "Steven Seagal :Lawman" to remember America's favorite bloated Aikido hack by.
Im a guy but I thank this guy is butt ugly? am I wrong?
I'm a female who's into guys but definitely not Steven Seagal. I don't find him attractive at all. But everyone has different ideas of what good looking is. Anyway, I agree with you.
Illegal immigrants are not the problem. He needs to go kick some Congress ass and get them moving.
Actually, it could be a reality TV show where on arm day we see how may wetback arems he can snap in half in 10 minutes, then have leg day, and so on.
wow you bunch of morons, has it ever cross your small minds that OTHER races comes thru the mexican border. middle eastern people can pass as hispanics . just another reason the mexican is screwed. and if any of you mindless people ever gets there act together maybe you should go sell oranges at the end of the freeway oh yeah thats right you BEG at the end of the freeways with your signs. we came we saw we took what you white people threw away so suck an orange lol
I want to see him snap some of those greasers arms in half.
New movie coming: "Modern day Elvis versus the AKs" Good luck! LOL!
Respect my authoritah!
Actors need to stick to acting and police need to stick to upholding the law! What a farce
A movie star will not know that you can't just shoot anybody you want to, and problems are not solved in the length of a movie – an hour or too. His movies have nothing but stereotypes in roles of bad guys. As soon as he sees a brown-skinned person walking towards the border, he will shoot and shoot and shoot. Tragedy – coming soon to a border near you!
You know hes been a deputy for a few years now right?
such a tough guy. chasing women around in the desert. america is screwed.
They are correct. Us indians rarely bath and my coo~terHole smells like curry and refried beans.
That is definitely TMI, thank you very much!
The correct course of action would be to grant citizenship to all Mexicans that want to come here. Give them a social security number and collect taxes from their wages. All posters to this blog with the exception of American Indians are immigrants or descendants of immigrants that were granted citizenship. Our country is in a financial mess and allowing citizenship to these hardworking people will help fix the problem by increased tax revenue on wages. Many farmers in my state are losing crops due to loss of workers because our state passed an immigration law. I guess it didn't occur to the law makers that the food they eat was picked by people that they were running out of the state.
Really? We should just let everyone in, that wants to come, because we have such an overabundance of jobs? Then they can offer to work for less to get what jobs are available, driving wages down. Yeah, that will fix the problem. Dummy!
You go Steve!
Go where? To Mexico? Hollywood? The snack bar? Please don't leave us hanging!
Grotesque.... Sad....Pityful.....I wonder what other epithets can be used to describe the feelings...Steve, if you want to protect your country, why don't you try a tour in Afghanistan... There you will feel the sting of reality, and run back home, sobbing. Beating up on poor people is not the way to go. ...unless that is all you know.
He's a great guy, and I'm sure his heart is in the right place. Just remember to duck in the action sequences Steven. Unfortunately, assailants tend to use live ammo, and you don't get to do any re-takes!
I feel so much safer now...
Steven Seagal is such a DOOOOOSH. He should retire and go away already.
His mother was part Irish and his father was Jewish - now he is going to chase Mexicans ! what a looser........
What does having an Irish/Jewish background have to do with "chasing Mexicans"?
Good for him, maybe he'll give up acting. Everybody wins.
Looks like the illegals are "under seige".
Haha, seriously, this due did make some awesome moves. I own quite a few on DVD.
Only $15.00 per hour? That is pathetic. Deputies in my home town just outside of Vancouver Canada make $70,000 per year after three years of service.
Hey, Steve can make 70k a year also, all he has to do is work 90 hours a week!
that machete movie really inspired him..maybe he"ll get killed too like in the movie.
I though they were going to plant him as part of the fence!
Come on man! lol All those movies were great and actors butts he was kicking these Cartels are not actors he can just kick around with fake amo in guns. These guys will blast him, put him in a nursing home or something.
With his problems with women in the past ,I'm sure he will be looking forward to arresting young mexican girls.
He will probably hide them away for himself.
Are you under constant threat of being harmed by immigrants? And if so, what do you expect an actor to do about it?
dear am dur wah wah... yes, I am in imminent threat of being harmed by immigrants five days a week. I walk one mile to one of Seattle's train stations. I have been accosted, had nasty things said to me, pushed off the sidewalk, had young men ram their shoulders into me, and so on. I'm a grandmother and no threat to any of them. Sorry if committing crimes is your thing, it isn't mine, and I want you gone.
Well I hope Segal doesn't think this ia a movie where he has unlimited authority to "handle" anything his way.
As much as some want to see him beat a few border crossers within an inch of their lives this isn't a movie, The City and State are liable for any lawsuit brought against him while he is playing cop. Aren't there enough out of work vets that could use a job? I guess Batman was booked up and couldn't make it.
Is the preferred spelling poser or poseur?
I believe it's poseur, as poser refers more to the physical act of posing, as if for photography. Plus the u makes it look classy,
Just as long as they keep Chuck Norris off the border patrol the crossings will continue
There's the answer to the boarder problem. Catch the illegals and make them watch a couple of Segals movies. They will never come back !
This is a good one. Steven Seagal should be he guard in an adult care house and hit the bad guys with his stick. for sure his G*y martial arts movements will not scare only illegals but to all straight people. Good Job Steve, I see why Silvester Stallone didn't invited you to appear in his moviie the "inflatables" =), you are too ridiculous.
Illegal immigration is not a race/human rights issue. It's class warfare.
The rich elite have been bleeding the labor pool's ability to bargain for wages by flooding illegals into the country. Oh, yeah, you won't do "Those jobs" that's why you went to college? Well, someone else used to do "Those Jobs" but then they got forced out by the illegals so THEY went to college too, making your college education worth less (in terms of pure earning potential) than a High School diploma was decades ago.
Get RID of illegals, by targeting those that EMPLOY them. Get RID of illegals. The number of illegals is equal to the number of "Unemployed". No illegals to scab jobs, wages will go higher. No scabs filling out labor jobs, no flood of "Kick down/kiss up" social bullies filling the office, most will run and start their own cleaning/catering/etc. businesses leaving YOU to demand higher wages yourself.
Your comment is so stupid, don't blame the school for your failure, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg, all drop out of school. You are a loser trying to justify your hollow head. You'll be like that your whole life, I feel sorry for you.
Because no rich executive has ever refused a hiring/promotion due to someone's nationality, right? As of now, what job does an "illegal" have that you desire and for which you feel you are qualified? If you drop the racist posturing, there may just be room for both of you.
Stop illegal immigration! Just because illegals can post online does not mean they care about this country. They send money "home" every year in an amount that is equal or greater than our trade deficit. They are bleeding this country dry and suppressing wages. The "you wouldn't do these jobs" is nonsense. On the coast, citizens are now being rehired by a few canneries which have been saying for years that citizens would not do those jobs... it has always been false. They hired illegals to lower their insurance rates for serious injuries and push wages down.
@ Rebecca – You seem to presume that ignorant people posing as immigrants are immigrants. And I fail to see how an actor playing dress up is a step towards any solution to the issues surrounding immigration.
Steven, Chuck Norris, Stallone, Van Damn, Arnold, Bruce Willis........end of the problem..any problem!!!
These guys are the best at handling their business and we should thank God there on our side!!!!
And I thank [insert here] that I'm free to thank whomever I choose for the fact that if someone like you continues to see movies with Stallone and Segal etc., they will continue to act instead of getting silly ideas about running around with badges. Please support their filmmaking endeavors. Thanks.
I'm on it!! Thanks..
Lies; you're clearly not "on it". Your God may be disappointed it you. Unless by "on it", you mean drugs, in which case I can completely see how you can confuse commenting on a blog with watching a Steven Segal film. Or how you can confuse the names you mentioned with ideal public officials.
am dur wah wah
Not only were you the only dumb-ass to get sucked into this comment but you got sucked in twice! Dumb-ass!
Sucked into what, exactly? You commented. In a comment section. I responded. That's how these things work. You gave no indication you were being sarcastic and your post was littered amongst a number that seem to agree with you. If you were trying to be funny, try harder; it's not working. Now go back to thinking up those creative insults, Beavis.
Jon, some people are real slow, you will have to excuse the am duhde. hehe
So he is not only a bad actor and a wife beater, he is also a dumb
As opposed to you being a total moron left wing idiot? Don't you have a police car to go and deficate on ?
Seagal needs to join Christie, and together they need to join Jenny Craig. These are the two biggest losers out there right now.
I'd work border patrol duty for just an ammo allowance...course, that could end up being more than a regular salary..hehe Remember the Alamo!
That war ended almost 200 years ago, shooter. In all fairness, I don't think you were around to "remember" anything from that period.
Memorials don't mean the two sides are still fighting.
These Italians wants to rule the world. They control religion, the entertainment industry, all kind of illegal trade, now they want to control us the American Natives. Screw these Italians; Seagal, Feringo, Aspaio, etc.....
I think you mean politicians......
They're not fooling me. This is just a prelude to another Reality TV Show.
Chuck Norris is up next.
I wouldn't patrol the border. I would eat it and poop it in the Atlantic. Or as I call it, the bathroom.
At 15 dollars an hour, I'm sure we are recruiting the best and brightest to fulfil the ever important duty of protecting our borders, right?
Texas does NOT have any BRIGHT or Brightest.... just Perrys'.
Amos, I bet you wouldn't have the balls to come to Texas and make that statement. Typical statement by a typical little snot nosed punk. Most of the idiots in Texas came from other states to do our menial labor. I'm sure we can find a floor for you to mop somewhere. Now go get your shine box boy....
@UhYeahOk – If he's making the statement, what makes you think he'd want to go to Texas for any reason?
I moved to Texas 25 years ago. The dumbest and laziest people who live in Texas, are people born in Texas. Pride in a Geographical area is for the weak minded.
Good. Keep them out.
Don't leave. You might not be let back in.
Ehh oohh!!! Anybody seen Ritchie….?
Anybody know why Ritchie did Bobby Lupo….???
I’m gonna keep comin’ back..’till sumbody remembaz seein’ Ritchie….
Drug dealers, terrorist, and disobedient women better watch out now!!
Some of you in here are some of the biggest morons that ever live. You don't seem to have the intelligence of a amoeba. What are you in kinder garden with your stupid childish comments? I'm pointing my comments to cathlene and JugDish. Grow up.
Shut up stupid american or I will bash my slurpee machine over your whitebread face.
First... Learn English.
always the big guy picking on the little one...what a coward! Why you pick on someone your own size, like terrorists and all the real enemies from the middle east. Illegals have always been crossing the border for years and never destroyed any towers like the other guys did
yes because all thouse drugs the illegals mule over into our country have never hurt any of our people....the drug epidemic makes 9/11 seem insignifigant in terms of lives lost
Yes, lets let anyone and everyone who wants to enter another country do so, including the terrorists (since you can't really tell from looking at them). Oh wait, that's why every single country in the world (like Singapore which has deported more illegals than we have) has laws and enforce them. Don't see anyone getting on their case for it. Those who cross the border illegally are also the same type of people who don't mind cutting in front of everyone in lines, but I'm sure you're one of those too, right?
GW, you have your head planted firmly in your posterior.
Deportations and arrests have dramatically increased year after year, and both are now (under Obama) the highest ever – 246,572 per year under Obama. Please show me how this is the lowest in the world.
Arrests and deportation are not the problem – the problem is much bigger and complex. But trying to solve a problem is too much work for the likes of you isn't it.
Drugs come across the border because... people BUY them here. If they didn't, they would not be crossing the border to sell them.
Illegals do more financial harm to the US in one year than any terrorist strike: The costs of having to treat illegals at hospitals, educating illegals and paying unemployment to workers because illegals working for shady contractors under cut prices and force legit small US businesses out of business. Anyone try crossing illegally into Mexico lately? You get arrested and thrown into prison. You might get a trial, but in the end you or your family will have to pay bribes to get you out of prison and out of Mexico. The US already has a gun ot our backs with the lawlessness coming over our southern border. The recent Iranian / Cartel assasination plot is just the first of many more to come. If Steven Segal as a poster boy for border control has even a small amount of sucess, it is worth it.
Life becomes more surreal every day. Whatta ya gonna do Steve? Punch them in the face? And brACE FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF COMMENTS COMING YOUR WAY SOON...READY? Here comes the "religious" right. America will change soon. Either because it hits rock bottom or because we learn to live together in unity. Make the choice on a personal level and live with it!
: 'Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire which is prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you didn't give me food to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me no drink; I was a stranger, and you didn't take me in...' Matthew 25:42
Well said B0bby.
"Well, I'm not really a cop, but I played one on t.v."-Steven Seagal.
"Well thees eesn't TV and thees are reeel bollets" -Mexican.
Except he actually is a qualified police officer, he graduated from a police academy 20 years ago and has been an acting deputy for a number of years.
Please define qualified. In law enforcement, I don't think it involves being slow and forcing other officers to wait for a camera crew and a guy in his late 50's, which is the only evidence we've seen of his "work" in the field.
@am dur wah wah: Maybe you weren't around 20 years ago to witness any of his work. And if you were, you sound like you weren't.
A dragon trying to gain flight again, after choosing to remain grounded. “What you do in this life time will echo into the next”—Gladiator
Wow, that was.. excellent, meaningless gibberish from a movie. Confucius say: Girl who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius also say: Steven Segal running behind border patrol car gets exhausted.
If we are on the topic of confucious, he also says, "woman who fly plane upside down have crack up"!
What a tool. A five year old mexican boy after spending a day walking through the desert could get away from this guy.
what a bunch of sick weirdos on here... I'll take the people from Mexico anyday over some freaks like Tracie on here...too bad we can't deport her and Cathlene...
Sick people like that shouldn't be saying anything about their fellow man, when they obviously have issues themselves...god, what is wrong with these people?
Chris has just told us all he's gay. But there's absolutely nothing wrong with that!
@jimmymax: No...I think Chris is the only one who has some sense on here. A bunch of weirdos and creeps who don't know how to stick to the topic. Yeah...go ahead and stick Tracie and then go for your doctors visit sweating bullets....
If he's as good a border agent as an actor, we're doomed.
Can't wait till he kills someone and uses the excuse that he thought it was part of a Hollywood film. I hope they load his guns with blanks!
Ha ha ha ha ha, he's the "Modern Day Elvis"! Just give him a badge and a gun, forget the fact that he's totally insane and just plays a tough guy in movies! The clock's ticking for this time bomb and somebody's gonna get their a$$ in a sling when he kills someone.
He's more likely to kill a PA from the next production company stupid enough to offer to pitch him. Allegedly the most alleged damage he allegedly did as an officer was allegedly assault his assistant. Allegedly.
Steven Seagal is not a fake tough guy. He can defend himself very well and used to tour nationally back in the 80's giving expert sword fighting and Aikido presentations. He'd whip your butt just looking at you run from him.
He could loose a few pounds too.
@Jackie Marlow... How do you know he is insane? He is an entertainer that is obviously WAY more successful then you.... Just because he makes movies makes him insane? You are pathetic!
@Jackie MNarlow... oh I get it... you are just a troll that like to stir it up...Pathetic!
The guy is something like a 7th dan black belt in Aikido. I kind of think he's tough enough.
He also graduated from a police academy something like 20 years ago and has been doing deputy police work for a number of years.
And what is it that you do Mr. or Mrs. Marlow? I hope it is something very positive and helps a lot of people, because you sure do know how to judge others VERY well.
Aikido's reviered O'Sensei must be turning over in his grave knowing that all he taught was being so misused by the likes of Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal should only be looked at as someone who represents all that Aikido is not. Nothing more.
You could not be more correct. Segal perverts the art.
Someone said the Aikiido sensei would be sad to see Seagal's moves. How does this work?
True, his ego alone completely perverts the philosophy, not to mention his obesity being a bad example nobody who has achieved studenthood finds tolerable with him being a public face for the art.
Can you and all the other Seagal haters on here beat him though? I didn't think so. I think he represents the art very well. And as far for him being overweight...well, I happen to know many 59 year olds who don't exactly look like their 25 anymore. Unless your doing something better, you should refrain from criticizing others who have actually achieved a moderate level of success in their life.
I hear you all talking smack in reguards to others but just that in itself dishonors the art and yourselves........Think on it!
NOW I NO WE ARE IN TROUBLE,,LOL
i know we are in trouble when people write 'no' when they really mean 'know.'
Yeah America is in trouble if you don't even know the difference of know verses no.
We're in trouble when you don't know the difference between "verses" and "versus."
LOL at the illegal-grammar police that can't spell either.
Lets pinch more of America education money so more people dont know how to speak english.
Yea, ain't that the truth.
I know our public school system isn't quite this bad. In what country did you folks attend primary?
Ethay improperway ammargray asway eliberateday onway ymay astlay ostpay. :)
Well, at least now, we have protection that the illegals wont mess with...
Because illegals watch his movies, right? LOL, loser.
...because by the time Steven Segal catches up, actual border agents will have made an arrest? Is that why "illegals" won't mess with him?
Can his hands and feet stop bullets? I think not.
What are you hoping to do, St. Steven, really kill some "bad" guys? Maybe beat the h#ll out of a few to get your jollies?
He's pathetic? When are you gonna get out from behind your computer screen and help to protect the boarder? Oh right you won't, how pathetic are you for judging someone else!
You're part of the problem. At least he wants o be part of the solution.
Why even say that? Is he going to kick your uncle in the face when he tries to jump the boarder? Go back to mexico
Nostro~~~ That is EXACTLY what I thought.
OOPS Nostra. My bad!
Geez, Jealous, when are you and the rest of you guys going to realize that there have been more detentions and deportations of illegal immigrants in the less than three years that President Obama has been in office than there was in the entire eight years of the GWB administration? W had no desire to deport the folks who were doing the construction work for his buddies. Now that the housing bubble has burst (thanks in part to banking practices that folks like his younger brother, Neil, created) and they aren't building as many houses, they don't need these folks around. This is not something I am blaming on Bush. I am blaming it on the people he was close to. Of course, how can Segal do this job keeping these folks out when the Governor of Texas shows himself to be welcoming these folks with open arms! I am just waiting for Segal to screw up again, like he did in his reality show when he led a raid on the wrong house! He was lucky the last time that no one died. If anything wrong happens this time, he is liable to get his a$$ sued off!
Didn't this guy get slapped around in a hotel room by a couple of bookies that made him cry?
Nah, he snapped a pool cue in half and stabbed them both simultaneously. I seen it myself at the theater.
really dont think segal gets smacked around much at all.
No, Seagall likes to slap around women. One of his divorces was because of it.
Nah, he likes to beat his girlfriends and wives. Why do you think he qualified to be a police officer so easily?
Good on him.
Get some buddies like Chuck Norris. That's how US rolls :)
Steven says, "I'm just a cook, would you like a Burrito? It comes with a side order of YEEECHAAA"
question?? is this assistant suing him? if so, he could be giving her a big f u ,like want my money do you!!!!!! ,i'll work for 15.00 hr.he probably has the rest of his assets hidden and she woldn't be able to touch his actors pensions.
I'll keep my illegal immigrants if you just make Stevel Seagal go away please.
Why keep illegals? Let Stephen sort them out like he does in his movies, perhaps they will stop coming.
Who the heck is going to mow my lawn?
Dear 1 Percent:
Mow your own lawn, it's a democracy! I'll bet you own one of those fine riding lawnmowers for all those acres you have. Bet you'll have fun riding that around the yard. OMG, you could get a burn on your nose and tanned arms below the shirtsleeve for sure :)
Nimrod is more like it.
Do you always live life ased on assumption? You're a shame on your family and miserable in bed.
Steven Seagal mowed your lawn?!?
Jeff Speakman would kick both of their ass's at the same time. He is the only real master who has been in films. Steven Seagal is a phony thumper and nothing more.
Kenpo trumps Aikido every time. Send Jeff Speakman insted.
I'm with you, and don't worry about this creep, "Machete" will take care of him as he did in the movie.
Amen! What an egomaniac! When he found out it wasn't legal to beat his wives and lovers so he decided to drag and display his ego elsewhere.
@bram59 Chuck Norris trained in Korea while he was in the armed forces and went on to be a tournament fighter. Steven Seagal trained over Tohei, who was no joke, and is a 7th dan. Neither of them are to be waved off as movie stars. They are the real deal.
Come see Steven Seagal in his new film, "Ilegale Spotting."
Don't you mean "Ilegale counting." because I think that's all they do is count them when they cross.
Oh wait I guess that's the US border patrol.
Both of you idiots need to learn to spell.
Who would win a fight, Steven Segal or Chuck Norris?
I love it when someone tries to correct someone’s spelling but also fails to spell correctly in the process. Rambo's Doorknob..you truly are a doorknob.
Door Knob, as you tried to arrogantly correct someone else's spelling, you miserably failed to spell it yourself. "illegale" is no how you spell "ilegal." Now go on and read some books! :)
all of you guys are "cabron" lol....
The correct spelling is: illegal
The correct wording is: know(no)
The correct grammar is : not(no)
I don't believe it was everettreb's intention to correct Rambo's spelling. He thought illegal counting would be a better them than illegal spotting as it seems that's all the border guard does is count them as they come across the border. the word illegal was just an innocent bystander.
To much wasted energy is wasted on correcting others on their spelling. The article was about his transfer to Texas helping our legal system. Being in the legal industry myself, I admire him for continuing so without regards to the amount of pay he receives. Longtime Texas resident and now living in Fort Collins, CO and still in the legal field. Good for him.
Is this kindergarten? Apparently,Steven Segal doesn't have a lot of intelligent followers apparently! LOL
aleggal countin' its a good pitcher at the theeter ... I likes them akters!
enforce the US law, capitan
it would be a draw :(
2 thumbs up to Mr. Webster! LOL That was a vicious cycle!
Wasnt Chuck Norris available?
5 words for Steven Seagal.......Judo Gene LeBell, involuntary defecation.....
Is this the same guy that was crying in court while testifying about the mafia trying to kill him. What a pusss
Google tells me that "ilegal" and "ilegale" are Spanish translations of the English "illegal".
@Jennifer: Chuck Norris would kick his a$$. NOBODY f's with Chuck Norris.
oh whateva having a celebrity guard the crazzies from coming over he will let them in with no problem lmao
What is supposed to be intelligent dialogue about a truly important breaking news item has digressed into a bitter grammar battle. Why is that–oh yeah because this is NOT news, seriously who cares Stephen See-nbetterdays-gal (poetic license on the spelling) is up (or in this case down) to.
Steven Seagal studies Aikido, which is a defensive martial art that uses an opponent's momentum and force to stop attacks by throws, locks or holds. Aikido also utilizes weapon defense. Chuck Norris studies Tang Soo Do, which is karate. Karate is inherently an empty-handed art. Having studied both, I can say that they are completely different. I would think that Stevie would have the upper hand, simply because he would be waiting for Chuck Norris' attacks, rather than attacking.
"To much wasted energy is wasted on correcting others on their spelling"
Another genius replies......
I guess Chuck Norris wasn't available? Also, since when does the Border Patrol hire STONERS. The above pic of Segal ought to be in Webster's next to the term "munchies."
All your base are belong to Steven.
Good point, genius. Too bad your Mormon candidate's family is from Mexico. Idiot
And whom better to keep it that way than Steven Segal? I wonder if his co-workers will wait for him to make the bust without the cameras rolling.
Oh, and thanks for interjecting some non sequitur racism into the discussion. Always a good conversation piece.
Elder, why would you make a blanket statement like that! Wow, people are and will forever be nasty racist no matter how you look at it. But on the topic, I like Mr Saegal and wish him the best.
Elder, really...? You're an idiot, and you are part of the problem. I won't say there isn't a problem with those coming across, but there here to work. And the story they're taking jobs. Really!?! It's people like you that stop intelligent conversations, it's people like you who talk out of your a@s and know nothing but what is in your little world. I fell sorry for you and those who feel the same. Here's a novel idea, read!! Do some research instead of being a self proclaimed expert and you'll find that many that come across pay into our system and don't get anything in return.
Almost like the rest of the country....
And you should stay in your state...don't need you running your mouth to children in this country and teaching them your foolish, hateful ways. This country was built on a stronger foundation than your idiotic banter. I hope you figure that out one day, but until then...just keep your mouth shut and your life will most likely greatly improve.
As rude, hateful and nasty as a racist comment troll?
Strange how people get an impression like that. I've yet to meet an Indian that =wasn't= extremely polite. That's not to say there aren't some who are impolite, but why bother to even mention their race? It tells you almost nothing about that person.
well racist cathleen , if you mess with the bull you will get the horn.. if you are polite and respectful to others they will return the favor...just shows what an ignorant racist trash you really are..
cathlene, shut your face. Please!! "Some Mexicans are nice"...? I've met many that suck, but just as many of white, black, Jew, Indian, and others. Are you so judgmental that you can't see how stupid you sound? Stereotypical talk from a shortsighted idiot expressing yourself where you feel that you feel safe. I'm Hispanic with my roots from Mexico. Do I have a sense of extreme pride for Mexico, no! I'm American? And the sad thing is for those being born here are so prideful and it's just nonsense. Those coming over are very proud to become Americans and you know what? They're choosing to be, where you and I were just lucky. Please stop sharing your dumb views, it's time for intelligent conversations to go on and you are just a bad example of an American. By the way, go back long enough and you'll find you came over from some place else. I can't believe you can say something like that about a group of people from those few you know. Have you thought it's your short sight views that maybe there being rude not because they're Indian but because you're an idiot...? Think about it!!
Gripping, compelling, I was on the edge of my seat until the last the end. Great post.
So how did it taste? Good?
If he doesn't I will!
Me first! But she has to call me Daddy.
No me first but she has to call me Mommy !
Me first, and you don't have to call me anything at all!
That's the spirit.
What the hell is a dirty sanchez?
I'll grease your ass, Axl ;)
After that we can get down to business...
And now the post has been deleted and the responses are completely out of context. Well done.
Can you speak english yet?
That's what's being typed here. Can you read English?
They should not be here to begin with. Try going to Mexico illegally, you would be shot. You are a moron.
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