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@@while you were sleeping...you were probably working on yourself you jerk.
only proves you're a promiscuous drug user. I bet you'll be sleeping it off while I'm at work making money to support my family
I was smoking a bong and getting la!d.
look at me!!! im a little n!ggar..im a little n!ggar! no im not , just got off the view blog
@Truth Hurts I love watching Beyonces'booty shake and I love her voice and apparently millions on the planet do also.
I bet Lily is a whure.
i can take beyonces singing..its her acting in movies that gets me. oh look, beyonce is playing a sassy black woman..original..
While we were out working the palefaces came and took our land and burned down our teepees. Dang roundeyes. . . . they are always up to something.
Beyonce's video is probably going to be full of booty shaking, screaming instead of singing, and showing enough skin to make sensitive parents outraged... She hasn't had anything solid since Destiny's Child.
Pink wont come over, si its just me and my hand tonight. But so what, I'm still a rock star... No wait, she's the star. I'm the guy sitting on my unmotivated asp in my living room watching Simpsons and my life pass before me as I text stupid shlt to a marquee blog. Ow, I just made myself sad.
me & Animal smoked some blunts. Lemme tell ya, that Muppett weed makes your head feel like it's stuffed with foam and your hands are attached to these little sticks. crazy, dog!
Sesame Street is still on tv???
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