September 9th, 2011
03:27 PM ET
It’s difficult to feel sorry for someone who drunkenly dives face-first into a concrete wall, but watching The Situation mope around the house, unable to GTL, was just plain sad.
After Ron’s locker room-worthy pep talk, Sitch is able to rip his neck brace off and rejoin his fellow fist-pumpers.
Later that day, as the girls make their way through the streets of Florence, which apparently smell like pig butt, a priest hisses at Snooki to cover up when she passes by a church.
Snooki decides to ignore his request, seeing as God created her breasts. (However, as JWoww graciously pointed out, “God didn’t make mine.”)
Like the priest, it seems Snooki’s boyfriend Jionni is also a bit embarrassed/offended by her candidness. Lucky for her, Ron is there to offer his two cents. (Because who wouldn’t want to take relationship advice from one-half of the most dysfunctional couple on the planet.)
Just for laughs:
Pauly D and Vinny don matching jumpsuits and headbands, and channel their alter egos: "Guidos Tony and Louie," as the two put it. It seems the key to their alter egos is as simple as FPC: Fistpumps, pushups, chapstick.
Across the house, Ron and Sammi fight about how much they love each other, or something like that. Despite Vin dropping in to nicely tell the pair how annoying they are, they decide to reconcile… for now.
The pair is uncharacteristically civil toward one another at the club that night. Of course, Ron is so preoccupied with dancing that he barely notices when he falls and injures himself, let alone the current state of his relationship.
After a brief bar fight, Deena hits up the waiter she met a few episodes back. And, like Sammi says, he must really like her because he offered to come over at 4 a.m. Hmm…
However, when Deena notices a hickey on his neck, which he claims was courtesy of his sister – GROSS – she kicks him to the curb.
No golden ticket for you, waiter.
Did anyone else notice how many “wall” references were made in last night’s episode?
Snooki: “Talking to Mike is like talking to a wall.”
Pauly D: “If I have to listen to them fight one more time, I’m going to smash my head against the wall.”
What did you think of last night’s episode?
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