Jim Carrey posts online love letter for Emma Stone
August 25th, 2011
02:20 PM ET

Jim Carrey posts online love letter for Emma Stone

Jim Carrey has gone public with his love for fellow actor Emma Stone with an online video he describes as a joke.

The comedian posted the video to his new website on Wednesday. The love letter contains intense lines like: "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you."

He continues: "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire. ...And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you." (Carrey even mentions the sex he’d like to have with “The Help” star.)

"But I'm not. I'm 49,” says Carrey, acknowledging that he might be a wee bit too old for the 22-year-old starlet. “I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."

“I think you're pretty special. I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment,” Carrey tells Stone. "But most of all, I wish you love and contentment."

As for the video’s purpose, the “Mr. Popper's Penguins star says he "just wanted to let [her] know how I felt."

Reps for Carrey tell CNN that the video is not actually a proclamation of love, but instead "a completely comical video love letter" to the actress.

Carrey has also tweeted references to it being a joke, writing, "Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru."

The rep explains that the video is all part of the launch of Carrey’s new website, jimcarreytrulife.com.


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  3. alex

    Jim Carrey was kinda creepy in that one. I also found a funny spoof of Jim Carrey's message to Emma Stone; you gotta check it out! http://youtu.be/dkf6U-EEJeQ

    September 7, 2011 at 3:30 am | Report abuse |
  4. Wayne Sanelli

    This is quite something. That was brilliant if you think about it. It may be a joke but it Jim is saying I'm older and look less attractive than when I was younger. Will you still love me when I'm 64? Or 41/42/whatever.. Ina video message. But he outlines the things he will do for her if he could have her. If he would have her and really do what he said he would for years to come that would be LOVE. Amazing love. At first I was a little bit puzzled because Jim is a well known actor who would not have a hard time getting a beautiful girl.

    August 31, 2011 at 8:53 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Humm, Just saying

    1. How many people believe shameequa is black?
    2. How many people believe shameeqa is some racist using what they think is a typical "black" name, to portray blacks as "ghetto"?

    August 30, 2011 at 10:47 pm | Report abuse |
  6. w.s.

    If this was an effort to find love for loves sake; that would be different. But more often than not it simply an older man who is feeling insecure about himself because he is getting older. And has it in his head that a woman half his age is going feel and look young again. Basing a relationship on that? Is not realistic, emotionally healthy or mature. May not be the case in all relationships like this but is very often.

    August 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  7. closetiguana

    I can't say anything bad about Jim.

    August 30, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Tiny Tenderoni

    Run EMMA Run! Jim is CRAZY and should be avoided at all costs! Just ask Jenny McCarthy!

    August 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Travis

    What's the point of getting as rich and famous as Jim Carrey if you can't nail a 22 year old?

    August 30, 2011 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
  10. Trey

    I'm not much older than Ms. Stone, and I have to say that if I were in her shoes I would find Jim Carrey's letter more flattering than creepy. I think it's sort of sweet.

    August 30, 2011 at 4:07 am | Report abuse |
  11. DoubleTap

    one word...Stalker ...give it a month and you'll see Jim in cuffs with a restraining order issued

    August 29, 2011 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Kevin T.

    If it was a 49 year old woman chasing a 22 year old man, no one would have an issue with it would they? If you are an older woman you are a "cougar" but if you are an old man then you are "creepy". For shame!

    August 29, 2011 at 9:24 am | Report abuse |
  13. PhilG.

    SSSSPPPLLLAANNNGGG!!!!!

    That's the spring in Jim Carrey's head hitting his computer screen.

    Dude!Wazzup! Are you trying to drive everyone away from you?

    DON'T PUBLICIZE EVERYTHING YOU THINK!

    At least don't video it and send out on the internet!

    August 28, 2011 at 11:33 pm | Report abuse |
  14. magnus

    Jim should go for the sweet young thing... he is a good guy and deserves her. And he ll treat her better than some young jerk.

    August 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  15. A bunch

    Of retards we have here...

    August 28, 2011 at 9:06 am | Report abuse |
  16. Maria

    Hey : Shamequa you are insulting everyone ,can you be civil,you are ghetto is ,you hav eto learn to let people express their views you MORON!how you feel now? you don't belong in this site insulting everyone who disagree with you stupid comments!

    August 27, 2011 at 6:32 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Maria

    This is not HILARIOUS this is CREEPY ,he send this mail to her not fo rfunny reasons for sure, he likes her ,why people think that is funny this is a old man aabout a young chick,ahhh is this sickening ...you can see his ugly face he was feeling it! yikes gross,I wonder why her girlfriend left him .....he is not funny not more !this is not a way to be funny is he in drugs I know he suffers form depression and he meds are making him crazy it is true !

    August 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm | Report abuse |
  18. MrTunedUp

    Come on people this is Ace Ventura we are talking about. Ace muthaluvvin Ventura. He can do no wrong.

    August 27, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Mikey

    No coincidence that Stone with her red hair resembles a young Lauren Holly.. Carry's former long-time girlfriend.
    Yes... I'm aware that she's blonde in "The Help" which is the film that he is refering to.

    August 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  20. mejazzbo

    In the vernacular of young women, EWWW...

    August 26, 2011 at 10:23 pm | Report abuse |
  21. whatinthewhocares

    @SHAMEEQUA – WE ALREADY HATE YOU – SPEAKING OF FAT CHICKS – PERHAPS YOU COULD USE A FEW HOURS ON THE TREADMILL ??? Jes throwin it out there.

    August 26, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Comet-E87

    I read this as Jim apparently is not taking the prospect of aging too well. As a 43 year old man, I actually find my life is FINALLY coming all together where I can relax and enjoy things that call out to my soul (so to speak). We look at younger people and really think they have it all better but it's a facade. They will have a horrible time dealing with the legacy of mistakes made by generations before them. If Carrey was serious, he sure is acting out of self, rather than what's in the best interest of Emma. IMHO, for a young woman to mess with an old man, it would be like throwing away years of her life she could never get back.

    August 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Big Peter Johnson

    Ol' Jimbo has got the idea right. Women get ugly and mean after age 40, no wonder he wants a hot young chickie. They are more fun, not prone to be psychologically fffed up in the head, and never threaten suicide after you tired of banging them.

    August 26, 2011 at 4:35 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Leslie

    Well..dunno bout Emma, but I consider myself smart and attractive who happens to be 23. I enjoy dating older professional, successful mature men than some immature testosterone crazed loser near my own age. Sense of humor btw, definite plus :)

    August 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  25. citizenUSA

    Wasn't he just involved with 24-year old Anchal Joseph? Joke or not, it was very inappropriate to send out such a message. Some of what he said gets other people locked up. If I were Emma I'd feel creeped-out not flattered, (I don't know how she reacted). I guess Jenny McCarthy was too old for Jim. As attractive as Emma is, I think Jenny is more.

    August 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • citizenUSA

      Can anyone explain how my prior attempts to post this failed apparently because I used the word "s e x" when it's in the actual article I'm responding to?

      August 26, 2011 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
  26. fernace

    Everybody wants to be a freak, a freak like meeeeee.....(musical notes)!! :)

    August 26, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  27. the dude

    This is just Jim being Jim and I found it hilarious. Those people that are too stupid to realize humor when they see it are destined to lead sad, pitiful lives.

    August 26, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Report abuse |
  28. CrackisWhack

    creepy!..but i woud still like to snort a mountain of blow off her ass the size of a 2 liter bottle and wash it down, with a takk cold 40!...BooYah!!!..crack rawks!

    August 26, 2011 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Who gives a d*mn

    @fernace you're freaky aren't you?

    August 26, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Report abuse |
  30. fernace

    @ j-sweep, thanks, are you young enough for me to "cougar" you!?Lol! @ Shameequa, you hid your meds under your pillow again! You know what happens, first you get mean then personel have to hunt you down, as you amble about the neighborhood in your jammies!Go tell Nurse Ratched what you did, I'm sure she'll help & hook you up to the 'trodes for half an hr. or so Lol!!

    August 26, 2011 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
  31. Karen

    If it was some unknown fellow who was 49 who posted the same letter on his blog in regards to a young star, nobody would care. My creep 63 year old uncle has changes is phone picture everyday of same youn thing 1/3 his age. Nobody cares. Let Jim Carey have is wisful thinking. I come from a state where Strom Thurmand was a hero! Ha!

    August 26, 2011 at 10:40 am | Report abuse |
  32. Dot8

    II always thought Jim Carrey was a little odd.

    August 26, 2011 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  33. erich2112x

    You've got braille.

    August 26, 2011 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
  34. Aaron L.

    Nowhere near as bad as the guy from Green Mile marrying that kid like Jeff Warrens did.

    August 26, 2011 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
  35. Angered Ollie

    I was expecting something pathetic from Carrey (you know- maybe he originally filmed it in truth, but is now trying to cover it up by saying it's fake), but it's clear that video was totally fake. Carrey is such a joker.

    August 26, 2011 at 10:00 am | Report abuse |
  36. SKY

    A 22 YEAR OLD STILL HAS LOTS TO LEARN. A 49 YEAR OLD MAN SHOULD BE A MATURE ADULT.
    THIS IS SORTA LIKE A YOUNG GIRL, LETS SAY 12YRS. GETS A LOVE MESSAGE FROM A
    ADULT MAN WHO IS 37YRS.

    August 26, 2011 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
  37. jr2kiddo

    Go get'er studd.....if it was some old woman (cougar), folk would brag about the fact that she's still got it and able to get the young guy. But when it's the old guy and the young woman, he's a perv.

    August 26, 2011 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  38. Tom

    creepy. when you have to have your publicist explain a joke, tweet that "i was just joking, but I'm so funny and it's true".....things that make you go hmmmmm.

    August 26, 2011 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
  39. SKY

    FACT: MONEY MAKES A PERSON THINK THEY CAN HAVE ANYONE......
    THESE DIRTY OLD MEN LOOKING FOR YOUNG LADY TO USE UP
    HOW SAD....WHY NOT EXPRESS HIS LOVE FOR SOMEONE HIS
    OWN AGE? THERE ARE MILLIONS OF WOMEN WHO WOULD
    HAVE HIM, BUT NO HE WANTS SOMEONE WHO COULD BE
    DAUGHTER.....SICK SICK SICK

    August 26, 2011 at 9:08 am | Report abuse |
    • Sweetheart

      I am a twenty something hottie and let me say 50 year old men are so in right now. Tell Jim Carey he can come over to my house so we can put the "dirty" back into dirty old man. Hey!

      August 27, 2011 at 2:01 pm | Report abuse |
  40. JL

    Jim, I am waaaay funnier and at least half as cute as Emma. Hit me up! Oh, and I am only 15 years your junior!

    August 26, 2011 at 8:57 am | Report abuse |
  41. Year right

    Why do people call him "old man" and mention "Depends and Viagra??? 49 is old?? lmao. He does look older than his age, true, but 49 is not a "dirty old man" or an age for Depends. Having said that, however, he did appear creepy.

    August 26, 2011 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  42. GuestColin

    Well, I like humour that makes people uncomfortable so personally I find this brilliant. People need to lighten up.

    August 26, 2011 at 8:44 am | Report abuse |
  43. Pete

    "The rep explains that the video is all part of the launch of Carrey’s new website, jimcarreytrulife. com."

    It's all about money.

    August 26, 2011 at 8:41 am | Report abuse |
  44. JD

    If it was supposed to funny it wasn't.
    If it was supposed to honest, it came off as creepy.

    Either way, Jim Carrey, you lose.

    August 26, 2011 at 8:23 am | Report abuse |
  45. j-sweep

    fernace.....I think I love you LOL

    August 26, 2011 at 7:42 am | Report abuse |
  46. midnightrambler444

    I need a lot more money, then all my pedo behavior will be a comedy routine.

    August 26, 2011 at 6:39 am | Report abuse |
  47. Sonya Dean

    Gross,Gross,Gross

    August 26, 2011 at 5:35 am | Report abuse |
  48. ohsnap

    Joke or not, if a guy made a video like this about me, I would run screaming. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

    August 26, 2011 at 5:33 am | Report abuse |
  49. fernace

    I love getting on these blogs when every1 else is sleeping! Insomnia is my friend in these moments, can you hear the crickets? No even they are asleep at this hour! You know, having a crush is human, posting it is questionable, but when you're a C-leb doing it, motives become jumbled, like $$ you stuff in your wallet! Like he's 50 she's 22, does he really think he has a shot? OK, so maybe 1, but after that he'll have to rest for several hours & she'll want another shot! It's just so mismatched! It would be like me crushing on Taylor Lautner or my cute young neighbor who flirts with me! Oh wait, it wouldn't be like that cause I'm a chick & wont have to wait between shots! Maybe I should flirt back, I'm older but still cute,stacked with the proper amount of junk in my trunk! Hmmm, grrr, I'm a cougar!! :)

    August 26, 2011 at 5:31 am | Report abuse |
  50. TKfrom KtownWI

    PS. I think she's HOT too! I'm 56 and I'M embarrassed to say I loved her in House Bunny. What a great job she did in that movie! What a lot of endearing facial expression she used in that roll!

    August 26, 2011 at 3:16 am | Report abuse |
  51. TKfrom KtownWI

    I not comfortable with this kind of Andy Kaufman reality/embarrassing humor (when I'm made to feel embarrassed FOR the person that puts himself in a awkward situation. If the timing is off, the humor does not entertain me, whether intentional or not.

    August 26, 2011 at 3:09 am | Report abuse |
  52. Tina

    If he was younger he would marry her? Really...just like that. I don't think she would want to marry him even if he was younger.

    August 26, 2011 at 2:07 am | Report abuse |
  53. Schadenfreude

    27 years age difference is the same as he would want a woman who was 76 years old. Dirty old man. And he looks like sh.

    August 26, 2011 at 1:48 am | Report abuse |
    • checi

      My father married my stepmother who was 22 years younger than him and they were together for 40 years till he died. You people are so small minded. Small mindedness seems to the youth movement of today.

      August 26, 2011 at 7:30 am | Report abuse |
  54. LizT

    Oh that video was clearly Jim Carrey being silly

    August 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Stuff It

    It is sad and pathetic what "stars" will do to bring attention to themselves..... Jim, it's over buddy, and it's okay, you had a great career, you did alot of funny and entertaining work- but it's over, let it go...... i get a feeling about him, about his longevity- i don't see him being around on this earth too much longer..... i wish him luck, and i wish he would just stop already- nobody's interested (are they?)

    August 25, 2011 at 11:46 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Burt

    Emma should be grateful. Jim Carey just made her a lot more famous. I think we all know a part of him was not kidding and.. so what?!? More power to him.

    August 25, 2011 at 11:17 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Humans are ignorant

    Humans have a fear of something they don't understand, primarily this is due to ignorance. So what if a 22-year old chick has the hots for a 50-year old man and/or vice versa?

    They are BOTH adults.

    Would the 22-year old be better off by shacking up with some freaking 22-year old loser guy, that smokes pot, beats on her, and cheats constantly on her? Give me a break, people of legal age shouldn't worry about what 'others" think and do what makes them happy. You get one shot at life.

    August 25, 2011 at 11:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      No one really cares what you think. You need to stop typing because your stupidity is making my eyes bleed. Now, go back to watching General Hospital. Fatty.

      August 26, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Report abuse |
  58. enir

    Stalker

    August 25, 2011 at 10:43 pm | Report abuse |
  59. 77Observer

    This rubber faced, Jerry Lewis wannabe ought to take a real close look in the mirror.

    August 25, 2011 at 10:40 pm | Report abuse |
  60. mark in nyc

    dirty old man perv

    August 25, 2011 at 10:25 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Clif

    Creepy.

    August 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  62. mac jones

    He's kind of an oddball isn't he? LOL

    August 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Who gives a d*mn

    Carey if you can get ,hit it.

    August 25, 2011 at 9:17 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Evil Weevil

    just creepy and weird, man.

    August 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm | Report abuse |
  65. r

    Never video of love message drunk or stoned or high on life. Especially if you're famous.

    August 25, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
  66. LeppFan83

    Anyone else think he looks a bit like Huey Lewis?

    August 25, 2011 at 8:49 pm | Report abuse |
  67. NOGR8RH8R

    I'm sick of people overstating the obvious. Yeah, Emma Stone's cute and bangable but when it comes out of the mouth of a 50 year old man , I wanna vomit!!!!! Hey Jim Carrey, make a funny movie, it's been awhile.

    August 25, 2011 at 8:31 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Zombie

    I like turtles.

    August 25, 2011 at 8:26 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Reason

    My God you people need to get outside more. Do you people REALLY believe this video to be some genuine random expression of his love for an actress half his age without some alternative motive going on?!?! I suppose you are all the same people that believe reality shows are real life.

    August 25, 2011 at 8:19 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Babak from LA

    as far the letter ... not sure if I see it as funny or creepy!!

    August 25, 2011 at 7:58 pm | Report abuse |
  71. WOW

    He is obviously using his celebrity status to mock the actor of the Green Mile... It would be funny if Emma replied all doped up looking like that 16 year old...

    August 25, 2011 at 7:57 pm | Report abuse |
  72. Bill

    A letter from a has-been to someone I've never heard of. Irrelevant.

    August 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Oh Bill...

      You sound so cranky. And Dwight Schrute-ish. Lighten up, dude.

      August 25, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      Bill – Send a love letter to someone you like and you might just have a happier life. It's better than being an "armchair quarterback" and judging everyone and doing nothing. Meanie.

      August 26, 2011 at 8:22 am | Report abuse |
  73. Miraculous

    Love is love is love is love. As long as their adults, age is irrelevant.
    Good for you Jim. I hope she's into you.

    August 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Carrie

      Still it's not as gross as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. He just grosses me out for some reason.

      August 29, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Randy

    Jimbo better not be hittin' that.

    August 25, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Adam

    I have to say Emma Stone lookes like a gremblin lol

    August 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  76. ChrisJ

    Hell I would do the same thing If it were to make it on cnn :P....she seems like such a cool girl and with those eyes! mmmmm! I would do some nastyyy stuff!

    August 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • Big Van Vader

      So you like ugly redheads with speech impediments? Your cool

      August 26, 2011 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Kevin

    He is an adult, she is an adult. He is a comedian who has down some pretty outrageous things on camera for laughs. I don't know why this has become such a big deal. Its stupid.

    August 25, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Sencho

    I love Emma Stone's work, but (as a man not so far from Jim Carrey's age) I have to agree with others here who see his public declaration to be strange and probably inappropriate. I know I wouldn't be too happy if Carrey started posting love letters to the internet about my 22-year-old daughter.

    August 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sara

      Actually there is nothing inappropriate about a 49 year old man liking a 22 year old woman. She's not a kid and he's not slipping on a banana peel. If she's smart, she won't waste time on a man so much older and will instead make the rounds with all of the sweet, talented young men in her circle.

      August 26, 2011 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Sencho

      I think you're wrong, and I stick by my statement.

      August 26, 2011 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sensational Sherri

      Your an idiot Sencho... ohh noo i dont want a multimillionaire famous celeb to marry my daughter... hes not good enough LOL... More like your daughter is not good enough for Jim Carrey.

      August 26, 2011 at 2:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • Julie

      Sorry Sherri. You are sick and I agree with Sencho. If you would trade your 22 year old daughter JUST because someone has money, you have ZERO values. Anyone with two brain cells can tell this is not a joke. It is one of those "heh heh, I'm kidding, unless of course the answer is yes, in which case I'm quite serious" jokes. Get a life. He just divorced gorgeous Jenny McCarthy and now he is after a 22 year old! If that was my daughter, I'd tell him to take a hike, I don't care how much money he had, and if you think that is what qualifies someone as "a good man," you are seriously misguided.

      August 30, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  79. Christian

    I think it was HILARIOUS.
    It's hard to say whether this was a "joke" in the classic sense.
    I think Jim meant every word of it and he would date Emma in a heartbeat if she offered.
    However, THE JOKE is that he realized how ridiculous his feelings for a 22 year old were.
    Instead of bottling it all up inside him, he knew it would be funnier if he turned it into a joke and exagerrated it a bit.

    August 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
  80. james

    this is what happens when you try to write your own material after 20 years....

    August 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dino Bravo

      jealous james? why dont you shut up and go crawl back in the dark corner you came from.

      August 26, 2011 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Jodey

    Great. Foolishly I watched the video, and now I really want a shower.

    August 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  82. ollie

    He shouldn't feel ashamed about such a display of sincere admiration. Being in love is not something you can help. If anybody cared about what I feel I would post letters of admiration to the people I love. I think they would feel good while they read them. It is not the same as being a stalker or a perv.
    Love is good. And a love letter is so much better than hate mail, we should all do the same.

    August 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Carrie

      Ollie, you remind me of the guy I sometimes see in my neighborhood cafe who reads Barbara Cartland novels :-)

      August 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  83. fernace

    If he sends an equally comical letter to Helen Mirren or Meryl Streep, or George Clooney, for that matter, perhaps I'll believe it's a joking promotion of his site! Right now it seems like a poorly disguised come on of an older man crushing on a woman younger than his daughter! He did mention it was all true!! Ho Hum, so predictable, trite & transparent, just like Hollywood!!

    August 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      fernace, just because you are a fat old lady without anyone to bone you, doesn't mean you should criticize others. Maybe you should lose some weight?

      August 26, 2011 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
    • Crispy

      Shameequa
      Why don't you strap one on, you seem full of P&V

      August 26, 2011 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
    • Bastion Booger

      haha... you are all lame

      August 26, 2011 at 2:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      Hey Bastion Booger, why don't you fall in a well and die. Please?

      August 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      Hey crispy, what is it like knowing that everyone here hates you? Maybe you should consider getting some plastic surgery for that ugly mug of yours.

      August 26, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Carrie

      I hope it's a joke, otherwise it would be downright creepy.

      August 29, 2011 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
  84. Pliny

    tracie,

    you always have the most fascinating post here.

    it's always exactly the same post.

    which is why it's soooo fascinating.

    August 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • tracie

      Pliny likes a little poo?

      August 26, 2011 at 8:34 am | Report abuse |
    • Jameequa

      Shut your mouth Pliny. You don't know what you are talking about and you like to eat poo.

      August 26, 2011 at 9:11 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan The Puder

      How about all of you shut up? sounds good to me

      August 26, 2011 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      Oh Dan, dan, dan. You make it so easy. I bet you are some hippie left-wing loser who rabble-rouses about taxes and gas prices. You are a LOSER.

      August 26, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  85. matthew

    There's only 3 words for Jim Carrey - DIRTY OLD MAN!

    August 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • John

      And just four words for matthew: Can't Take a Joke.

      August 25, 2011 at 8:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • jules

      Oh matthew. Either lighten up, or shut up. One of the two.

      August 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tracy Hayes

      Wow, somebody needs to get themselves a sense of humor. Lighten up Matthew!

      August 26, 2011 at 8:14 am | Report abuse |
    • ME

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

      NTTAWWT

      August 26, 2011 at 8:55 am | Report abuse |
    • EricLr

      Sounds more like a PR stunt. He's probably trying to either get her to agree to a particularly project, or laying down some advance PR for a particular project they already did/are doing together.

      August 26, 2011 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      your all pretty stupid

      August 26, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      Hey Dan: "Your all pretty stupid." LOL,

      Learn some grammar, you moron. Or should I say "lern some grahmmer, you moren."

      August 26, 2011 at 5:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • just a girl

      Men like virgins...girls like old dirty men, a lot. A whole lot.

      August 28, 2011 at 7:42 pm | Report abuse |
  86. San Jose

    Who doesn't love her?!

    August 25, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cougars Hunting

      A couple of words..... You are probably an old cougar stalking younger guys and Jim Carey is at least one hunder years younger than the old Hefner man.

      August 25, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • EricLr

      I, for one, am glad they finally replaced Scarlett Johansson. She was getting annoying. Maybe Emma will make better use of the position than her predecessor did.

      August 26, 2011 at 9:17 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      Well lets see.. Guys who hate redheads maybe? or maybe its her speech speech impediment? I dont know San Jose, were not all desperat like you

      August 26, 2011 at 2:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • T

      I don't, because I love LBW.

      August 29, 2011 at 11:29 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Anomic Office Drone

    He is delightfully eccentric.

    August 25, 2011 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • EricLr

      When you're rich, it's called "delightfully eccentric." When you're poor it's called "crazy."

      August 26, 2011 at 9:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Maria

      OHHH! that is news: when you a rich and famous is called excentric? I call that in simple English crazy,phsyco.in heavy medications for his depression those meds make you desilusional,so your excentric answer is CRAP!

      August 30, 2011 at 4:23 pm | Report abuse |
  88. Vip

    Eh. It's not as bad as a 15 year old marrying a (almost) 50 year old...

    August 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Depedable Boyscout

      Wow.... You are a dependable old man wanting to get with a young hottie. I will say your money will assist in her overlooking the age lines and with Depends and Viagra you should still be funtioning. Good Luck in the stalking of this hottie! Seriously its Jim Carey and he's one funny guy!

      August 25, 2011 at 9:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • John

      Depedable Boyscout: Buy a dictionary.

      August 26, 2011 at 5:49 am | Report abuse |
    • Wayno

      John: Buy a clue.

      August 26, 2011 at 8:29 am | Report abuse |
    • Thank you Jim and Emma

      Jim Carrey – Thank you so much for lightening things up a bit. Your note was funny, and, well, a little provocative.
      Emma Stone – You are a good actor with soul and seem to be a delightful person. Don't let his note scare you. Nothing is more enlightening – strange or not – than a man approaching 50 and finally committing to a thought with words. Have pity and buy him a drink. You can make 15 phone calls while he pees.

      August 26, 2011 at 8:29 am | Report abuse |
    • Shameequa

      Hey Vip, go buy a new face. Ugly.

      August 26, 2011 at 9:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Playjojo

      boyscout. It's...a...joke!

      August 27, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  89. portalpunk

    nutella is awesome, I like to spread it on my cookies.

    August 25, 2011 at 7:17 pm | Report abuse |
  90. Babak from LA

    I love nutella!! too bad the owner died 2 months ago in a biking accident:(

    August 25, 2011 at 7:56 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Carrie

    Spread some Nutella on some sliced sourdough bread, then slice up some banana and make a sandwich. Sear it on a panini grill. YUM........

    August 29, 2011 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |

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