French actor Gerard Depardieu has expressed regret for publicly urinating on an airplane earlier this week, reports Access Hollywood.
Actor Edouard Baer, who was traveling with Depardieu during the incident, spoke to the French press on his friend’s behalf. "Gerard was upset at this and offered to clean up the mess," Baer said of the incident in a statement via the BBC.
"He has prostate problems and it was very worrying and humiliating for him," Baer continued. "He was also stone-cold sober at the time. This is not the way he usually behaves."
The actors were en route to Dublin to film “Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia” when Depardieu relieved himself on their Cityjet flight after being told he’d have to wait to use the restroom.
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Au revoir !!! Jacques
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Nom de code ? "La Limace", en raison de sa forme allongée. Ce sac innovant, d'une contenance supérieure à 1,5 litre et réalisé à base d'un film très résistant fabriqué par une entreprise de la Haute-Loire, est un "sac à vomi et à pipi biodégradable" pour les situations d'urgence. Et pour son créateur, Daniel Ouchemane, la mésaventure de Gérard Depardieu "va contribuer à faire connaître ce produit respectueux de l'environnement". Huit ans d'expérience ont été nécessaires pour mettre au point ce sac vert "qui se décompose dans la nature en moins de trois semaines", protégé par un brevet européen pour les dix prochaines années. Les particuliers peuvent commander ce produit directement sur Internet. Mais Daniel Ouchemane visent surtout "les entreprises de transport de personnes, que ce soit aérien, maritime ou terrestre".
Tank you Anderson Love your humour!!!! Jacques
People should not be cruel about this, if you have ever had a health condition or know someone that has had one then you should know how difficult it can be to do things that most of us take for granted.
I guess the stews should be thankful he didn't decide to sh–t in the aisle
I have neurogenic bladder, so I really feel for him. Sometimes you just cannot hold it. But, he could have relieved himself in a barf bag, no?
I may be confused, but didn't his traveling companion state that Mr. D. was trying to use a cup or bottle? If so, he has lousy aim. I also thought that it was during take off that this occured and this is a standard rule of conduct on all planes, not just this one. Everyone needs to be seated for take off, seat belts buckled. If he would have told the attendant that he has a bladder problem, maybe there wouldn't have been an incident. Somehow I think he was banking on his "celebrity". Quite honestly, any press is better than no press, maybe he just want some publicity. I also read that several people stated he appeared to be drinking, so who do you believe, his friend or several people? I have seen him act, he is really good, that however, does not excuse missing the "cup".
Depardieu is great. I don't care what anybody says, I will always enjoy any performance of his. As for his looks, they don't make the man. Good looking men are often boring as hell.
I love it. This is one way of fighting back against the increasingly shoddy treatment we receive from the airlines. Can you imagine if everyone started doing this? It would be horrible at first but I bet things would get better.
Maybe he just had a runny nose... that thing on his face could easily be mistaken for a penis
Adults with peeing problems wear diapers. This man has to be diapered for future instances, and maybe see a couple of psychiatrists.
Remember the movie Snakes on a Plane? This kinda reminds me of that.
From what I understand, while urine does smell, it is sterile of germs. Military were trained to pee in their boots if they wanted to protect against infection from wounds on their feet. So this isn't close to defecating which is filled with germs.
Just thinkin of it still makes me laugh.
In my two visits to Paris, I was surprised to see men open their pants & whizzz against walls or into the Seine.I guess it's a cultural (?) thing!
This is a man who bragged in an interview how he and his friends in their teen years would have "fun" roaming the countryside raping girls. So this? No surprise–he is, and always has been, a complete jerk (not the word I want to use, but I don't want my comment deleted).
Is this the site where I report a lost dog?
I am so sick and tired of all the excuses that celebrities give for their rude behavior. Nobody seems to take ownership of any mistakes they make. I don't think it was all the flight attendants fault and paying rudeness with rudeness never makes the situation any better.
How can you be stone cold sober and unzip your fly, and urinate in front of everyone?? There was no regard for any of the passengers on that plane that had to experience even longer delays and missed connections.
filthy pee drinking frog. should this headline surprise anyone?
Older men and women have problems holding their urine. It frequently is an urgent and unexpected need (and sometimes happens immediately after going to the bathroom, because they can't completely empty their bladder). I have several older women friends who need to visit the bathroom RIGHT NOW several times a day. He should have explained his need, and the airlines should have let him go to the bathroom.
I darn near did the same thing a few years back. I needed to pee and was told to wait until we were airbourne. We delayed on the runway and the stewardess admitted that she had no idea when we were taking off. When I asked what I should do, she said that I should have gone before getting on the plane! That was a BIG help!
I went into the lavatory and did it anyway, daring her to try and stop me.
He had to go oui oui.
Good one, Dan!
At least he didn't drop a deuce.
nasty french dude peed on a plane. big surprise!
He is so fat I thought he was an American.
Imagine how much fun he is going to have the next time he has to fly. He should probably stick to staycations for while.
Same thing happened to me. The stewardess told me I couldn't use the bathroom, actually that i couldn't get up and walk around, but I did anyway and told her I had no choice. She said that's fine we just have to make sure people know it isn't safe right now to do it – bumpy air.
PROSTATE PROBLEMS ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE YOUR ERRANDS AND MAKE SURE THERE IS A BATHROOM AROUND. BELIEVE ME IT IS NOT FUNNY. THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE YOUNG WILL SEE AS YOU AGE THAT MOST MEN HAVE PROSTATE PROBLEMS
um....you have to be kidding. you actually believe his story? that's offensive to those who ACTUALLY have a prostate condition.
There need to be some consequences for this behavior beside a little bad press.
Sounds like a case of incomplete potty training. Could be a job opportunity for those who potty train.
"Oui ! Oui !"....no, I didn't mean yes, I meant that I have to "go, go" now!
He is from France where you just pee in the streets when your bladder gets full.
whenever a celebrity does something this idiotic, they blame some sort of health problem. lipsyncing = gastroesophageal reflux. peeing on a plane = prostate problems. granted, men at his age usually do have prostate enlargement, but that doesn't give them a pass to pee wherever they want. wear some depends or something man
You have to read his wikipedia page
It says when he was little his mom told him she didnt want any more kids,and tried to abort him with a knitting needle
The French Nick Nolte. All kidding aside its funny how the airline industry expects human beings to sit for hours on runways without food or AC, and keep bathrooms off limits until the plane is airborn. rRdiculous.
I hope he will next time Shyt in the bathroom sink.
Please , leave this poor guy alone.
3 drinks before boarding plane-$18. Airline tickets-$500. Peein' on stewardess shoes-priceless! :o
I guess it's a good thing he just had to tinkle and not a big, steaming depardieu-diue.
He's french...enough said?
So where are the criminal charges against the stewardesses and/or the airline management for making that policy? What is the airline planning on doing to rectify that disgusting and demeaning policy? If you need to go, you need to go, end of. That stewardess needs to a long hard look at herself in the mirror and see what she needs to do to become a decent human being.
A-n-d-e-r-s-o-n giggled at the thought of "Depard-two" because he is most familiar with the back door of men. He was simply letting the rainbows fly.
But afterword, when it reached up and over like an elephant trunk and swiped the woman's baked potato next to him is when things got bad.
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"At least it wasn't Departwo!" LOL AC
They pee in holes in the street there (France) why should it be a shocking thing when a Frenchman pees on a plane they go like animals!
I don't blame him at all.... Someone pays for a ticket and then they don't let you use the bathroom, particularly when there may be a problem......outrageous.....when you have to go, you have to go....The only thing one can do is pee in the vomit bag....That's the only thing I may have done differently.....and then I would have handed it to the intransigent stewardess or flight attendent or cheerleader or whatever they call them .
I can't blame this guy. I blame the airline inustry. I'm not kidding. I travel alot. It's ridiculous that they keep the restrooms off limits for so long while taxiing, turbulence, etc etc. There have been times where I thought to myself 'what do people with prostate problems do'? well, I guess they are just expected to wear diapers or suffer.
Wow. Jesus has a prostate the size of a watermelon. Shouldn't THAT be the news story?
The pilot was kind enough to ascend at a steeper angle so it all flowed back to coach.
The guy has prostate problems. Grow up people.
Hey folks, way to make fun of someone with prostate problems! AC360 you should be ashamed.
Anderson Cooper should be ashamed for his stupid "funny" comments of this incident. If you do not know the facts do not make a fool of yourself.
love how you idiots with prostrate problems claim he is a liar. DO YOU honestly think that YOUR medical condition and YOUR personal experience in life and how YOU manage the situation is the SAME for others?
How selfish and biased to assume your medical condition and how YOU handle it MUST be the same for ANYONE ELSE who also has the same issue.
Selfish and idiotic to assume this.
I am sure the airline could have offerd a barf bag if nothing else.I heard he did pee into a cup or something but did not pee i his pants. If he had to go, he had to go! I don't think he as looking for another 15 minutes of fame!
There is only two washrooms on the plane. If you got to go why not pee into a cup.
He's a FAT drunk, who hasn't made a decent movie for like a 100 years!!! He thinks he a celebrity and could pee wherever he wanted. I really hate large egos like this. Reminds me of Diana Ross and Za Za Gabor, another couple of drunks.
Anderson Cooper wears diapers and a onesie to bed.
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He's French, they urinate where ever they want. France still hasn't invented the toilet.
What about DEPEND Diapers....or a portable urinal.....Most guys i know (I was Certified Nurses Aide) with prostate problems had difficulty urinating...He needs to see a urologist...and SOOON!
A visitor to my blog said they should've pushed his nose into the wet carpet and said "Bad actor, bad actor!"
give the dude a break he has an old swollen (enlarged) prostate....i can relate...
When was the last time that YOU peed on a plane? Try it and see what happens!!!
pee-pee le pooh!
Check out CNN's Anderson Cooper's take on this story on his "Ridiculist"!
WHen you got to go, you got to go. If the airlines didn't have such rediculous policies, they would have let him use the bathroom and precvented the whole incident . Why he didn't do his thing before he got on the plane is a reasonable question.
Really, how would they prevent someone from using a bathroom? If he has a medical condition then he should be on medication or use the facilities first or not drink alcohol.
Oh come on...who of us HASN'T peed in first class before...
Why is peeing on a plane listed under entertainment? Just wondering.
It's performance art!
What part of the airplane he peed?. First class or coach.
If it had been a poor Muslim, they would have called it terrorism.
Still do not understand why some of you fools continue to consider the inspectors (in whatever country) as 'CRETINS' and "CLOWNS'!! Are you really stupid enough to think these people get a kick out of feeling up old people and children (some who may have a diaper on). Gotta be one hell of a thrill don't you think?? Perhaps you are just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a bloated French dou**e bag.
I don't get it, why would they put bathrooms on planes and then get mad when someone pees? I've peed on a plane dozens of times... I guess since he is famous then it's a big deal.
You gotta go when you gotta go.
Just about a month ago, I went to a multiplex theater and sat in a seat soaked with urine. Thought it must have been a kid, but maybe it was Depardieu. lol
New policy: empty your bladders before boarding the plane.
He heard that there would be no in-flight movie. Being an actor, he decided to show his fellow passengers, "Snakes on a Plane."
What a total pig. If he really couldn't hold it, why didn't he pee in a cup or bottle? No excuse for this disgusting behavior.
I can't believe Anderson Cooper laughed at his own stupid joke, and the way he laughed......CREEPY!!!!
Perhaps a month in jail, a lifetime ban from this airline, and a $50K fine would help him be truly remorseful.
He needs to reduce – obesity causes all kinds of health problems, like risk of heart attack, stroke, and diabetes.
How does he manage to live in Paris with people saying "oui oui" all the time?
If he'd pulled that crap on my plane, he'd have gotten a faceful of fist – famous actor or not.
Men with prostate problems can not hold their urine well. If the prostate is not functioning, or is missing, men essentially have to hold their urine similar to woman: by contracting their Kegel muscles – which takes training to learn how to do this. On a long flight, a single protective pat may not be enough protection. He's not the first person to have this problem nor the last, but his celebrity garners the attention.
Men have exactly the same kegel muscles as women..used for the same purpose, there is no learning except what they learned in toilet training as children.
@brad1001 ~ if a US Olympic skier who is only 18yrs old and drunk on the 8 drinks he prior to broading can pee on a CHILD & NOT GET ARREST ~ then why should Gerard Depardieu get arrested b/c of a real medical problem vs. stupidity?
Here's the answer–BOTH pee ers should have been arrested.
What a disgusting slob. If he knows he has this problem, he should carry a portable leakproof urinal–they're cheap, easy to carry and use.
I can't believe that, I refuse too believe that...there is just no way Gerry leaves France sober!!!!
Please don't report this story any more or it may make Anderson Coopers Ridiculist and we don't need Anderson breaking down again.
Why on earth would anyone want to pee on a plane???
I hate commercial jets, but I would never pee on one.
Besides, they're so high off the ground, did he use a ladder???
Well, I did thought it rained in Paris, pretty odd for this kind of weather. Oh well.
He should have asked for a cup...a Pee cup.
If I was really about to pee my pants, some stewardess would be unlikely to stop me. I would just get up to go and keep on going.
The french are so arrogant. If he has problems controlling his bladder, one would think he would take a p before getting on the plane. If he truly does have a problem, he should have no problem showing the judge his medical records.
Where was Monica Lewinsky when he needed her?
Wow, the Media really sucks. The guy obviously had an accident because he has prostate problems and CNN put this on their front page news? Come on media, we know you're all jerks but give the guy a break.
The artiucle clearly says "He was stone-cold sober at the time", which "is not the way he usually behaves." HA!
This may start another gigglefit from Anderson Cooper. Tells me more about Cooper that it does about Depardieu. He should stick with solid new stories. This kind of story is beneath a reporter of his reputation. Maybe dump the New Years Eve with Kathy shtick too. He may even find himself sitting next to Charlie Sheen on a "Comedy Central Roast" if he isn't careful.
i love saying this headline with a french accent
Gerard is going a little far, what's next? Smoking Poop?
I'm sorry, but his prostrate problems have solutions. He could have worn some Depends if he was worried about the long flight and his inability to get to the restroom on time. What a PIG! Did he wet his pants or just whip the little thing out? This was his personal problem hung out (no pun intended) for the world to see. If he had any class, he wouldn't have subjected the other passengers to this humiliating scene. Or, maybe it was a PR stunt gone bad?
I think Anderson Cooper's Ridiculist breakdown on this was completely uncalled for. The guy has a prostate problem. Give him a break. How embarrassing. CNN used to be a news organization. I think Anderson Cooper will be better off with his new talk show than on the "news."
Give it a break, it is funny! And Anderson was doooo cute!
No need to apologize Gerard. Been there !!
I was not so polite as you though.
I just got up out of my seat and ignored the flight attendant and used the lavatory before I almost exploded.
Someone needs to get this muthaf*&@n pee off this muthaf*&^n plane!!!!!!
I also have problems with not being able to hold urine for long and it could really be health hazard not to go when you have to. Nowadays, because of security issues, when plane is about to land or take off, you can't use the bathroom anymore. Which means you should put on a diaper just in case or that airline should provide adult diapers for those with problems going to bathroom a lot.
There should be sanctions against the airline staff for trying to restrict access to the toilets. Sorry, but basic human dignity is a little more important than the fact that a plane is taking off. If someone needs a toilet, you let them use the toilet.
And what happens if somebody else was using the toilet at that time? Of course you need to wait!!!!
There's usually more than one toilet Mark. Either way, there's no excuse for actively preventing someone from using a toilet. That's just high school bullying stuff.
Airlines must take into consideration the fact that men over 60 do often have a problem with prostate. You simply cannot say to a man "hold it!" Some men can't. It is impossible for a man in this condition to hold. Where is the compassion? Where is consideration? Is it all spent on women? Well, men need some understanding as well!
Nothing beats carrying an empty Gatorade bottle onboard!
Blame it on the prostate. Here we go. Excuses, excuses. And why does a representative need to apologize. He's a very 'personable handsome' fellow – do it your self!!
Next time they should have crated him... no muss, no fuss!
Who believes this? How's it smell up there in your butt? Why take ANY RESPONSIBILITY WHATSOEVER for your own actions anymore. F the world man!
If I was a stewardess on that flight, I would have forced Depardieu to lick his mess off the floor.
Prostate, yea right. He just doesn't have any manners. He can't even apolize for himself. That's the French for you!
He's just another ill mannered French pig. Nothing new here. He should have been arrested however. Had this been a domestic US flight, he'd have been clapped in irons PDQ. And rightfully so
Damage Control Inc says he wasnt drunk. I say he was smashed. Stop trying to save face. Just make your apology and be done with it.
I liked his work in the movies I've seen. He looks a whole lot heavier now if that picture is recent. Thats not really important to anyone but him but it seems kind of surprising.
Mr Depardieu has become so big since the last time I saw him, I can understand why he needed to pee!
Is it too ironic that there is a ad for ac360 at the bottom of this page, at least at this reading.
Did it come out of that phallus growing in the middle of his face?
You noticed it too !!!
Geez, I thought I was taking crazy pills!!
Willie: did you know that your name is also slang for phallus?
I don't buy the prostate excuse. I've lived with a collapsed prostate for more than 6 years and I use a straight cath that makes life very normal for me. Sure I can forget to take one now and then, but I always keep a small one in my wallet. What it means is that I can empty my bladder completely before a flight while I'm still in the terminal. I've already taken care that day to not drink any caffeine and avoid alcohol. I can usually make up to a 4 hour flight without even having to go. Now on the down side is that my smaller prostate will be painful if I do hold urine in for a while. It can be rather painful and you feel like you need to go real bad. But I can't imagine not planning for it.
STOP DRINKING !!! or pee before you board the plane...what a goofball
Not gonna lie. There are times when I have wanted to just pee, but as a civilized human being, I refrain until I have access to a restroom.
I'm glad the French have these guys: master thespian Depeepeediu and President Nicholas Czarkozy.
This man should be arrested
I sympathize with him 100% ... been there ... , but he should have explained his condition to the flight attendants and asked for an empty bottle and ducked into the back. Bad prostate causes you to pee every 1/2 hour and get very over full ... you can't fully empty. If I hold beyond 450 cc, I cannot empty at all and it becomes a medical emergency. Many older men just stop drinking liquids when traveling.
This will no doubt make him a hero for some of you weird people, but the fact is that it is not an appropriate thing to do... period.
truth is that even though it is a safety violation, people in emergencies are allowed to use the bathroom on planes. He should have made that clear to the flight attendant and gone (to the bathroom) to do his business.
The airlines are WAY big for their britches any way. They treat people like dirt. No excuse for making people wait to go to the bath room when they are that uncomfortable. Glad they got peed on.
Good for you Gerard!
Thanks for stating the obvious. Air travel really sucks these days, and the attendants resemble Dragon Ladies. Big deal..leave the French alone!
Exactly. The real story here is that the airline thinks it's acceptable to deny people their basic human rights.
The story I heard was that the takeoff had been delayed for quite a while, but just the same, even after he made several requests to use the restroom they would not allow it. They said no one was allowed to stand up on the plane at that time. Why not? The attendants were standing, and the man had to pee. He was not threatening anyone. He was not trying to hurt anyone. He just wanted to use the rest room. His health issue is legitimate and common in males his age. When his situation became critical he peed into a bottle and missed. Yes, it's kinda funny, but it is mostly sad that such a talented man, from and impoverished childhood, who has won a great number of well deserved international awards, including an Oscar, for his movie roles. I have to assume that those of you who are being so harsh about this are very young and have not yet suffered some of the problems related to age. These days many airline employees are insensitive, rude, and power mad. In this age of no respect for anyone, or anything, it is to be expected that the press would run a humiliating story like this. Even if he wasn't an acclaimed artist; even if he had been just another unknown passenger, what has happened to the world that makes everyone so damn mean and spiteful?
Jane, well said – best comment here.
Instead of whipping it out (if I had such equipment), I would have gotten up and went to the bathroom anyway.
Prostate growing problems (just like the commercial says) can make your prostate push against your bladder, making you urinate more frequently.
He should be court ordered to wear adult diapers the rest of his life.
Did he always look like that? Fat and ugly...peeing in public. Not good.
You're right. Fat and ugly should never pee in public. Only the young, well-muscled and handsome...
Its the whole picture, old guy.
He should have flown Aer Lingus...no one would have noticed.
Ha! Best post I've read all day, and so so true.
Peed in the plane aisle? He is just flat out one nasty S.O.B. Ugh!
Beside being full of pee, he's full of BS. A prostrate problem makes peeing harder, not so you can't hold it.
Not true MineilsGood. If you don't know what you are talking about, please don't say anything.
There was a picture of him last year on a nude beach in France. Pretty scary stuff.
some people should never been seen naked
Ewwww....not an image I want to think about. I don't even like seeing a 'close-up' picture of this guy.
if this incident had involved any other person, the arrest ticket would have read " indecent exposure" and " disorderly conduct". money talks and BS walks!!!
Word has...um, shall we say, "leaked out" that this is fairly common stuff in Yooorip. Bet the same Europeein' Union and the Untied Nations that are so worried about American conduct will continue to over-look this kind of peehavior out of their own peeon citizen-subjects.
Prostate problems?? Prostrate problem SLOWS DOWN peeing. What a crock!
If your prostrate is enlarged it presses on the bladder and you need to relieve yourself much more frequently because, well, you can't hold it
That is totally wrong! I've lived with a very enlarged prostate for many years. Weak flow rates are only one symptom. With more than mildly enlarged prostates there are many more issues. If I wait too long, I risk urinary retention which is life threatening if there is no medical support to get relief with a catheter. I've come very close this problem on at least two occasions over the past year by waiting too long. There is absolutely no justification for telling someone they cannot use a bathroom. This is another example of airline related security going prompt stupid.
Actually, my father in-law is incontinent due to prostate problems. While I'm not sure it is true in DePardieu's case, based on my FIL issues...I think that it could be.
I forgot to mention that Jimmy's comment above is certainly true. It is necessary to get relief on a rather frequent basis. I cannot sit through a movie without leaving for the rest room at least once and sometimes twice. I think it was an uncalled for and just plain stupid abuse of power to prevent to prevent someone from using the rest room. I cannot believe "security" would have been challenged in any way.
My prostate is huge. I solve the prolem on long car trips by using a large cup as I drive. On a plane I monopolize the rest room (and hang out there). No accidents! Gerard, you give prostate sufferrers a bad name!
My father had bladder cancer and he had problems with incontinence. If someone has health issues like that people should have more compassion. If he really wasn't drunk but sick give him a break.
Exactly. I think he has dementia. He certainly looks freakish....he thought he was doing it against a wall somewhere.
This Big Government over reach can only happen in Socialist Europe. In our future Tea Party ruled USA we shall have the freedom to relieve ourselves wherever and whenever we want with no govt. interference.
But we will be obliged to pee while holding onto a gun with our free hand, just to make sure there are no rascals out there eyeballing us while we relieve ourselves wherever we please.
Gerard has nothing to apologize for in terms of peeing on the plane. If he didn't pee on the plane he would have peed in his pants and he would have had to sit there in wet pee pants. It might have caused rashes and boils. He also has a forskin which would have puckered and shriveled up becuse of all the pee. People need to remember these things before they say things like "he shouldn't have peed on the plane" or "it was really gross that he peed on the plane".
How in th' heck did you know this ol' joker has a foreskin?
If I ran that airline, there would be NO WAY he'd ever fly on it again. He should be banned for life from flying; as he's obviously not potty-trained.
Ya He should have peed in his seat so everyone to use it in future would smell ammonia and walk away with his urine on them.
There sure are a lot of ignorant little sots on here who know nothing about incontinence. They will. LOL They will.
Tex Gritter asked: "How in th' heck did you know this ol' joker has a foreskin?"
answer: rent Bertolucci's "1900"
Who is this dude anyway. is he the one from the man in the iron mask?? and if he has prostate problems he can wear a depends diaper.
The Man in the Iron Diaper
wasn't the last article about this guy saying that he's a total drunk?? something about breaking car windows out with his fist if I remember the story correctly. toooooo funny
"He was also stone-cold sober at the time. This is not the way he usually behaves."
Lol...How does he act when he's drunk?
Well.......for started, he's an admitted, acknowledged rapist.......think not?.......search a little.
Howdy, TJ. No offense, friend. But I can't hardly help but notice how many folks on here are saying "LOL". I undersand this means"laugh out loud." I was on another site and folks were saying"LMAO". I have come to the conclusion this must mean: "Laugh my AdamsApple Off." or something like that, I reckon.
Tex–when you are that far behind the times it's best not to comment on trends.
Wait, they have the internet on computers now?
Ok a primer for Tex. Laughing on the Internet 101
LOL= Laughing out Loud, you figured this out all on your own, you're such a smart boy.
LMAO = Laughing My Off, Also good
LMFAO = Interpolate from previous entry.
ROTFLOL = Rolling on the Floor Laughing out Loud
ROFLCOPTER = See a 3 Stooges movie for this one. Whoop Whoop Whoop
And here's one especially for Texans:
LMDFAO = Laughing My Dang Fool Off
Hmm, interesting it removed my parentheticals describing body parts beginning with the letter A. But you all figured that out.
Made one up just for the occasion
LMDFAOBGDPOAP = Laughing My Dang Fool A$$ Off Because Gerard Depardieu Pee'd On A Plane
Joe S. – YOU need to search a little before spouting off ignorance.
He was saying that "He was also stone-cold sober at the time", which "is not the way he usually behaves." HA!
Well, isn't that special!
It's not so much that he peed on the plane that got people in a tizzy. It's the fact that he opened the door and asked a stewardess to "hold it for me" that was the issue. This at 36,000 ft.
Javier - HYSTERICAL! :-D
Well at least he didn't take a dump on one of seats at the start of a 12 hour flight.
There was a huge misunderstanding because of the accents - he was sure he had heard that this was a sure-fire way to HIRED by the U.S. OLympic Ski Team.
He was likely afraid to wear a diaper in case he got strip searched and squeezed down. If I ever fly into the US again and they get snotty about the diaper I will take it out and hand it to them in front of everyone. Boomers are hitting this age and the fact that millions of us are incontinent should give these cretins pause in denying us bathrooms or demanding we do something as embarrassing as being felt up by some clown who thinks a diaper is a bundle of Cr
Folks, he's euro-pee'in – so he's just being green and recycling his Heineken.
I have a prostate the size of a watermelon and yet I don't have his uncontrollable urination issue. If he knew that he had such a problem, he should have worn an adult diaper.
My prostate is the size of a watermelon and yet I don't have his uncontrollable urination issue. If he knew that he had such a problem, he should have worn an adult diaper.
Careful, Anderson Cooper might start giggling again thinking about his smelly French wiener.
Wow. All of these attempts at humor (and the lowest form: bathroom humor, no less) and not one of them funny. Just more evidence that cnn online forums is where all failed and frustrated wannabe comedians go to find the audience that they can't find in real life.
He was on Ryan Air to Dublin and didn't have a euro for the loo.
I hate to say it, because I feel that he has moments of brilliance as an actor-but he's become such an common oaf.
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