Oh you crazy Jenners.
The parental units for the Kardashian clan spoke with CNN during the red carpet for the NBC press tour and joked about the existence of a sex tape starring the pair.
At least, we think they were joking.
When CNN's Kareen Wynter asked them about the existence of said tape, Kris Jenner said, "Well, we were just kidding, right honey?" to which her husband replied "Yes, of course we were kidding."
But when Wynter followed up as to whether the world would ever get a glimpse of the tape, Kris Jenner came back with "No, no, no. Destroyed! Over and out!"
So is there a tape or not? The world may have to wait a long time to find out.
"You know when we're retiring, that's when [we'll release the tape]," Bruce Jenner said.
"Yeah, yeah when we're 95," his wife added.
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Bruce, quit looking soo gay and if your women want to be kardashians , move,get out, they are not good people. I won't say what i think they are. Get some balls man!
I must say Bruce Jenner looks really awful with no wrinkles in his face. I guess the face lift is too tight? He looked so much better when he was younger with the wrinkles & some hair over his forehead. He has such a puzzled look on his face. Guess he is wondering what he has gotten himself into? I have never seen their show so don't know anything about the rest of the group. I only see what he looks like & it is scary...
...like two mannequins.
Please stop giving these human travesties attention.
Can somebody please tell me how to poke out my mind's eye?
i just threw up in my mouth.
Ewwwwww. I pass. Kris has been nipped, tucked, pulled and stretched so much it's a shame. Give me the tape of them going at it once the nipped, tucked, pulled and stretched effects wear off. Then it would be rather comedic to see these two frolicking around with flab and wrinkles all over the place. Either way it's disgusting but I'd get a good laugh out of watching these two without the cosmetic touchups. Also, just imagine the sounds (noises) these two old farts would make. It would be like listening to my grandparents having a row. Ewwww all over again. Honestly some people just don't know when to sit their butts down.
Kris Jenner came back with "No, no, no. Destroyed! Over and out!"
And the world breathed a sigh of relief.
I'm sure its already been said.
BAAAARF! but i would absolutely r a p e. tie up. and r a p e again KimK. real sh!tt. if she even comes to my state i will track her down go to all extremes (dynamite vest, rob gun stores, ninja swords, bulletproof helmets, steal a chopper, all that goooood sh!tt) and take her to any place where i could bust atleast 2 nuts (about 8 min) and WRECK those beautiful lips. fo real
Eeewww. What if his penis has the same kind of plastic surgery as his face? Eeeewwwww!
Bruce used to look like a dude. Damn shame.
they're just looking to boost the ratings of the show...and Bruce, you need to see a good plastic surgeon and get the facelift lfixed..you look like a wax figure!
CAUTION: WILL INDUCE VOMITING.
Bruce & Kris.....sometimes it's o.k. to act like a parent......you are NOT your kids....
Why is everyone starting to look like Kim Kardashian and your old friend Bob in the tacky H-wood "scandals?" Are they all related to each other?
Unprotected S ex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called child.
Wow ... this is what happens when a person gets too much plastic surgery.
Bruce Jenner's plastic surgery makes him look like a cross between a mannequin and an android. He's likable enough, but I have to suspend an instinctual aversion to the unnatural when seeing him....And yet, challenging the threshold of my own reactive heebie-jeebies can itself be strangely entertaining. A morbid fascination.
sheesh . . . . he looks like the woman and she looks like the man
All I read was the headline, but it was enough to make me throw up in my mouth. Thanks a lot, CNN. (And this is news?)
Please make this headline go away. Pleeeeease.
Has/Never beens trying to make themselves relevant.
She is nothing but a "PIMP" -she calls herself a "momager" but she's a PIMP-plain and simple. I would never speak to my mother the way they talk to Kris--they have no respect for her. I feel sorry for Bruce.
Do we care if they taped their s*xual activities? What do they do in bed that is different from what everyone else does?
kris is looking pretty smoking there. I'd watch, if it were a solo tape with just her.
Jenner should put a sign on his back that reads, "I am an idiot, and I am out to prove it!"
I just threw up in my mouth a lil... :(
I have a hard time loooking at them w/ clothes on. He looks like friggin frankenstein.
That's one tape I would pay money not to see.
The matriarch will do anything to keep the dollars flowing in. ignore her.
I enjoy the Kardashian's (and, Jenners!).............I see nothing wrong with this family letting the world in on their life. The remarks on this post are really nasty, mean, etc. Kris and Bruce are a fun-loving, life-loving couple, and it shows. I hope they PAY NO ATTENTION to all the mean words written here. I'm really ashamed of all of you.
Isn`t he looking more like Gary Busey everyday ?
Enough of this crap already. Isn't there any other things of actual substance happening in America today? Find one... any one please!
This women pimps out her kids for money, now she is pimping out her marriage.....sick! This whole klan of Kardashians needs to just go away and not return....please!!!!
I thought Bruce always liked men. He looks like a fudge packer.
Ewww ... SUCH TRASH... I DO NOT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY OR TV SHOWS, TRASH IS TRASH AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
Bruce needs a refund on his plastique-surgery facial. Bigtime!
Like mother, like daughter.
like mother like daughter....
What happened to Bruce's "MAKEOVER"????? He looked good for that one episode – now he's back to parting his hair in the middle, clearly showing his thinning hair!?
If I were Bruce I would be making love to Kourtneys husband, Scott. He is so beautiful and I bet even more so when standing and no clothes with his pulsating fully erect penis dripping manChowder.
I just threw up.
With all the work he's had I figured he was gay – and might be for all we know. He can get together with Greg Louganis. Either way, who want to be with all of those looney people in that family. Wish they would alll just go away.
Damn....I was hoping for a sequal to Kim's video.
If you have not heard of Bruce Jenner and do not know what he did to become famous – that speaks very poorly of you.
Kris uses her teeth to pull butthair from Bruce-ees ass.
has anyone told brucie lately..that he looks grotesque?
email@example.com-I think there is a tape
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God damn I just puked up my lunch on my keyboard.
Does anyone know how to get rid of scabies?
I thought Kris was totally cool until I found out he doesn't toss salad.
My mom Kris is worse than I am. I admit a mistake that I made when i was younger. But my mom thinks of it as an opportunity.
I never forget what my dad Robert Kardashian used to say, " you're mom's a cheap ass hoe!"
Looking at Bruce Jenner's face made bursting out in laughter, seriously!
Are you kidding me? This is news? Relevant news? Who really even gives a crap about these people?
Bruce Jenner should star in the next Mummy movie. As the mummy. That dude is scary looking. Death warmed over, comes to mind. Why wont these Kardashians just all go away. Now a tape? -Art
I find it ironic that this "story" would be under the entertainment section.
It should be under HORROR
She looks like a him and he looks like an old lesbian...
@wzrd1...your last post is hysterical!!!
Two disgusting people out to make a buck. I don't know if hair removal runs in her family, but I personally would be embarrassed if I had hair all over my face like a man. A thick mustache on a woman is not attractive.
I'll check it out...
Jenner looks like Christopher Walken. If she has hair on her chin, its probably pubic hair from getting her face lifted so often.
I must be bored if I'm reading stuff like this.
The wh*re daughter obviously doesn't fall far from the tree!
I...think...I...am.....going....to....throw.....up................yep, just threw up a little......
Bruce Jenner looks like a handsome woman these days.
Not gonna lie....I'd still do Kris.
He looks like a mummy – and that earring looks ridiculous. She is an old hag with no redeeming social value.
OH MY GOD WILL THESE jennerashians just fall off a cliff....wait too much plastic they'd bounce....they need to get a REAL LIFE instead of that UBER FAME HO HO OUT HER FAMILY!!!!!
I just verped in my mouth. That's the most disgusting, vile, just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
After they retire?
Retire from what?
So gross! just cas it worked for your daughter to get attention doesn't mean it will work for u.. nice try!!
He used to be the greatest jock in the world...now, he looks like a jock strap.
Kris Jenner should be beaten senseless with a 2×4 with a nail stuck through it for spawning those three dumb K@ntdashian losers.
She actually spawned 4. The only boy is to dumb to pimp out.
So....which one is Bruce?
Even though every1 is going "eeewwwww, grooossssss" there are 130 posts, so far, so there's got to be some kind of interest! Lol! Also, don't doubt that there is a tape! Do they live in Hollywood!? Everybody has 1, probably even Betty White! And they used to be young & hot, well luke warm, at one time! Jenner was a babe magnet! With this much interest in their tape, I think it should be "accidentally-on-purpose" released!! ;-)
No wonder the rest of the world wants to blow us up.
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When finished, he asked her "Was it good for you?"
"Honey, I don't think that was good for anybody."
I think he has his eyes moved a little closer together with each surgery.
I had a lot of respect for Jenner the athlete, but that dissapated when he started trying to look 16 again as does his wife. I'm alright with avoiding aging, but there is a limit. He is in fact starting to look like an alien. Do any of his clan actually work for a living. what a life. Leeches. Their worst than some folks who scam welfare.
ewwwww...no thanks, we don't want to see it! unless we feel like watching a horror movie...
I just threw up in my mouth
if you want to see nasty, check out barry manilow
There better NOT be one! That would just be too much!
Bruce looks like alien more and more ...every day :))
Wow! Don't mean to be rude at all, but he would have looked so much better just aging naturally. He looks nothing like he should without plastic surgery. It really seems to make people look older anyway.
All that money and still not enough to buy any class.
I'll skip it, thank you very much!
Anyone interested in seeing my tape? There's lots of butter.
LOLOLOLOL!!! throw in a flying ham and you got yourself a viewer – LOL!!
He had a really bad face lift. They are both disgusting. yuk
Just plain creepy! ewwwww.....
It would have to be a girl on girl thing because he and his doctors have turned him into a woman.
ENOUGH OF FCKING KARDASHIANS...can't open Explorer withouth seening these people
Seriously?!?!? These two have more plastic in them than Mattel and Hasbro combined. Artificial bodies + artificial intelligence...the perfect pairing. Just the thought of the remote possibility that this tape (or even one micro-second of such)exists just made me throw-up-in my-mouth. The Kardashian Dash For The Cash At Any Cost reality show format is now complete. Seriously? Did Barnum & Bailey ever have this many clowns? Ewwwwwwwwww squared!
LMAO... I almost touched cotton reading this.. Made my day
He's gay and she's a muppet.
We need to start a fund to help Kim get a butt reduction...forget x-rays no one wants an ass that big much less pay for it.
Kim can't have a butt reduction, that's where her brain is hiding.
Let me explain something to all of you. They both have great tasting buttholes.
Me and Kris did a small video one time and let me tell you...it was a little awkward wearing a Catholic School Girl outfit...of course I had to ask Kim first since she always wore it for me. Anyway...you can see the video under the tilte: Night of the Kardashian. I hope everyone enjoys it. Toodles!!
I tried to picture the two of them going at it...it was like staring at the sun...the pain! Oh, the pain! Seriously tho...I'd do her and let him watch. =o))
I think I might get fired because I just threw up all over my keyboard when I read this.
Matt....REPORT TO ME OFFICE ...your boss...LOL
Why is the crypt keeper standing beside that masculine woman? The overkill of their 15 minutes is obscene.
Deb, I actually laughed out loud at your use of "cryptkeeper". Yours is the only post that got that response. Thanks.
Retire? From what? Retiring would imply you have a job.
Who the heck are . . . Oh, never mind. I've never heard of them before, and I'll probably never hear of them again.
What happened to Bruce Jenner's face. He looks more like Katherine Hepburn.
I agree, Larry! There was nothing wrong with his face. He should have left it alone, however, you would think that with his money, he could have found a beter plastic surgeon!
You're right, he DOES look more like Katharine Hepburn than Bruce Jenner! Amazing what a little nip-tuck can do.
*shuts eyes tight, sticks fingers in my ears*
Shuts ears tight; sticks fingers in eyes!!! – LOL!!
the family of desperate wanna be celebs.
Im squatting and taking a poo poo in the flower pot.
These people will say or do anything to be in the new What role models they are for the family including the grand kids. Some one should tell chris she is over the hill. Stop acting like her brain dead daughters.
I think people are being too harsh with their comments. Guessing by the way she raised her girls, I'm guessing Chris gives excellent head.
Very nice! Very nice! (NOT!).
Are they wearing the same lipstick?
What a freak. Is it a man or a woman...I know it goes by Bruce.
Will these no-talent nitwits stop at nothing to get their names in the newspaper?
1) He is ugly as sin.
2) He has to be gay. Has to be.
Are they serious? Please, please spare us the gorey details. The show must be really desparate if mom and dad are hinting at crap like this. Please, please..... get real jobs.
She and Bruce are about as dopey as their daughters! This is what happens when you keep making celebrities out of oxygen thiefs!
I think I taste bile. Why does jenner look more and more like a woman?
.... no.... just no....
Seeing bruce on hands and knees while Kris reams his old manButt until butter beans are flyin all in her face is the only x rated movie I wanna see.
This article is wrong on so many levels and the comments are so wrong (but they are just so damn funny) and Dude does look like a lady (who has been ridden hard and you know the rest!)
Whoever did his face lift, and eye job went a bit too tight for my liking. They are an odd couple in my opinion, but I still watch the show : )
Damn..... having concensual public activity is just what the world needs more of. In the most true traitions of our ancient "roots". I just wonder how long they can last and.... do they need lubricant? Inquiring minds want to know....
I'd pay good money not to have to see that
I want to see the pole vault scene.
What is the world coming to? Next they will be saying that Greg Louganis is gay and has AIDS.
Who would want to see that, IDK?!!
Well, now we know where her daughter gets it from.
This is a gross non-story.
Before the Kardashians, the only taliking pigs were Babe, Porky and Petunia Pig. Now look at how many there are!
That guy looks like a middle-aged woman
Both have bad plastic surgery jobs. They will look like Michael Jackson the next time around.
What part of ENTERTAIMENT don't you get ? Maybe the word Marquee didn't click either. Now tell CNN your sorry.
It would be like watching a horrific car accident. You can't help but look, and then you want to vomit afterwards.
I hope it has the money shot with him glazing her starfish.
I saw it. About 3 minutes into it you hear Kris say, "I guess you didn't eat your Wheaties today."
Seriously though I'd have to wash my eyeballs in acid if I ever did see it, (which would be by accident). And although I most certainly admire Bruce for his athletic accomplishments, he's not cool enough for earrings.
Really CNN this is what your reporting? I come to CNN for real news not reality TV news, so please stop with these fluff stories and report the NEWS. PLEASE & THANK YOU ;-)
Then why did you read a story that was filed under ENTERTAINMENT?
Dude's face looks freezer burnt.
Bruce is looking more and more like Cain from the Poltergeist movies. I'm scared.
Omg...so true! "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THEERREEEEEE!!!" LMAO
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Sadly, that picture looks like it was taken at a recent NY for Gay Marriage rally. The old girl looks quite a bit younger than the younger, more butch girl.
Id do Kris before Klohe that for sure. Man can def see kim in her mom. Wait...see what I did there?
What a funny couple. Love this.
You are a tart. Go play with fire.
When they retire from what?
Retire from what is exactly what I was thinking. They work? All I see Bruce do is sit around on the counter in the kitchen in his underware. And Kris just runs around wanting to be one of the sisters instead of their mother. Joke!
LOL! Yes Mad, please tell us! LOL! (Yeah, I'm w/ya, Ewwwwwww!)
Ray J must have been too busy to make it a mother/daughter film
Sounds like a threat to national security...
Funny, that is what the EPA said about OUR tape when they confiscated it!
Botox on botox!
YUK!!!!!! Please keep it to yourselves......
In the words of Darth Vader
This family has gotten so disgusting and pathetic why give them space anymore. Will slid out of the limelight after Kim marries and hear that the ratings are taking a hit. Not surprised, a lot of people turned off by use of "F" word in front of their two young daughters.
Sick. Another publicity stunt by the Kardashians... do they do/say ANYthing in private? Over it.
That would be pretty cool if they could knock each other balls together like Newtons Cradle
Dudes, lets not forget that Bruce was a World Class Decathalete and won the Olympic Gold Medal. He could pole vault into that and be tapping it for hours!
More like pole vault in and need a rescue team to fish him out.
you know you'd watch the tape if it came out. I wonder if a nut-lift was one of the surgeries Bruce has had???
Probably not a lift but most likely he bought a pair.....
One cannot lift what one does not have.
LMAO!!!!! I bet he has LEE press on balls that she keeps in her purse and let's him wear them every now and then....bwaaaaahahaha
It probably sounds like two plastic beach balls being rubbed together from all of the plastic surgery the two of them have had........LOL
spare us the gore....only thing worse would be Chloe and Lamar....
khloe and lamar would be like watching hulk hogan wrestle zeus in no holds barred
More like Zeus and the ultimate wh0rrior.......LOL
i heard bruce is always tea bagging kris jenner right in her mouth.for you people that dont no what this is is he puts his sagging nuts in her mouth she lays down and he squats over her and teabags her right in the freaking mouth ball hair and everything...KRIS YOUR A NASTY B*****!!!!
I'm happy for them. I'm all for equality & the marriage of these two lesbians.
I thought Kris was In Drag.....
Now thats what I'm talkin' about!! You rock Ana
OOOHAHAHAAHAHA Now THAT was hilarious!!!
Exactly.... Well put!
gross amigos !
Perhaps the tape could be sold as a diet aid? Watch the tape and you won't want to eat for quite a while....
@Mad tell us how you really feel.
Yes. We are willing to wait an eternity.
My wife and I tried to release OUR tape. The EPA confiscated it and placed it in storage with nuclear waste.
What's up with that? ;)
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That guy dyes his hair-
With all the plastic surgery those two have had it'd look like Barbie and Ken doing it.
That's just nasty. When will these stupid people just go away? Enough already. Some people just don't know how to stay out of the spotlight, no matter how idiotic they look.
Before you guys all go "EEEEWWWW", remember...you'll be older one day too, and YOU should look as good as they do at their age! Save for soem unavoidable collagen loss in skin, guaranteed, Jenner is STILL an athlete to be reckoned with, and I'm sorry, but as MILF's go, Kris is ENTIRELY do-able!
Nevermind what I said, I've come to my senses. Show me that hot Skeletor on Skeletor action.
Which one do wanna "do"...Bruce or Kris? You seem to have your nose up both of their a$$ses.
Agreed. There aren't enough w's in the world to make a long-enough "ewwwwwwwww" for this.
Kris is no way a MILF. shes just an M, no ILF.
Best Horror Movie Ever!
Jenner is a long-broke has-been who (despite the facelifts he apparently afforded) needs notariety from wherever he can get it. Some Olympian.
To think that he was a world-class ... world-beating elite athlete! To look at him now just boggles my mind. I'm sure Wheaties has regrets.
@BlogNinja – Correction, it would look like someone put a ken doll and barbie doll HEAD on the bodies of two senior citizens, smooth plastic faces on a two sagging sacks of skin ! :)
Gross... I bet when they do it, it sounds like two leather hand bags being grinded together.
Wow glad to see this is a top 5 article in popularity on CNN. Who says our electorate is uninformed?
and you wonder why the children are the way they are!!!
Nothing in the article indicates when the alleged tape was filmed. The date of the filming would have a huge impact on the market value / public interest of the tape (if one actually exists). What is clear from the delusional young punks and shallow little girls on this post is that they haven't grasped the reality of their own creeping death. Especially the ladies, who may be in their prime now but will quickly, very quickly, experience the relentless pull of gravity on their fat a$$es and the Gumby like stretching of their body parts from giving birth and simply living life. Good luck with being nasty little shallow hotties now and smelly old wrinkled prunes before you can say, "Botox".
Just what we all want to see fat Kris Jenner & her plastic faced husband Bruce doing the deed...
Lol, been laid recently?
I wouldn't mind making my own tape with her. I love myself a brunette milf with a tight body...perfectly trimmed hair in all the right places. Mmmm hmmm.
who fu c king cares?!!
What is the Crypt Keeper doing to Snookie's corpse?
MmMMmmm...that sounds doookieTastic.
That is funnier than hell! I love reading other people's responses. Your's is the best!
BUAHAHAHAHAHA...did he tell you it was a Twinky too?
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