In Touch Weekly
July 15th, 2011
06:41 PM ET

Weeklies cheat sheet: Twice the Kate Middleton

In this week's celebrity weekly round-up, two of the covers give Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton plenty of shine, while a third tells Reese Witherspoon she looks like she's pregnant.


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  1. Josie

    @Ed lol i get that all the time.

    July 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Mr. Ed

    @vixen-no prob love. Hope you are ok. you have been a mellow kitty lately. Miss the fire in you, that's why i was picking on Anna. She has that same evil flowing in the blood thing like you..in a good way). I can always come and check your temp..lol. I tell you what, when Fernace comes over, you can keep score as to how long we can stay on the fan. With my luck, i would get pitched out the window and fall into traffic..lol. @Anna, Josie and the pus-$ycats (it's a cartoon Josie so don't kill me) glad we are cool. have a good night all. Oh Anna..mmm about that heel thing, can you numb the balls first with ice before the kick..lol

    July 17, 2011 at 9:44 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Anna

    Lol! you guys are hilarious. :D

    July 17, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
  4. charlie crack

    Hey @BV! All's well....hope you are doin good and had a good w/e!

    July 17, 2011 at 7:45 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Beautiful Vixen

    Ed is a cool person and as Fernace said he is harmless. @Ed: sorry hun, not ignoring you or being unfriendly. There are times when I step back and just read what others write and laugh. Thxs for the jokes/laugh..needed it. Enjoy your week everyone and try and keep cool. Hi Charlie and Fern..hope all is well.

    July 17, 2011 at 7:36 pm | Report abuse |
  6. charlie crack

    More cold ones @mr ed....(hiccup, gurgle) u.s.awwww he!!

    July 17, 2011 at 6:28 pm | Report abuse |
  7. charlie crack

    D@mn! D@mn! Ooooh d@mn! Alex Morgan and Hope Solo are fine! But, d@mn we can't stop a penalty kick today!! Sh!t

    July 17, 2011 at 6:26 pm | Report abuse |
  8. fernace

    Oh Mr. Ed you so crayzay! Love those jokes & I was just about to tell Josie I know about the mood swings, but just swing 'em from the chandeliere, so I'm down with you & me & a fan too, lol! Thanks for the cold 1, I'm on my way! See you soon :) !!

    July 17, 2011 at 6:00 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Mr. Ed

    We scored again!! cold one for u 2 charlie! catch up w u guys during the week

    July 17, 2011 at 4:23 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Mr. Ed

    Great it seems that i'm surrounded by women on the rag this w/end..lol. . I had to tell my girl to go to her sister's. Nag and b***h. I wanted to hang myself. (no wise comment on that hanging myself there..lol). So now that we are all friends (lol) can we have a gang b-ang? Just kidding! So what, all you guys live in Texas it seems. The only one that I know of that lives in my area is vixen. I think she is on the NJ side. @fernace why don't you move here and be with me? We can swing from celing fans naked together. Watching the game and we just scored!! later all and keep cool. oh fernace having a cold one for you girl..lol

    July 17, 2011 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Josie

    Sorry guys, im on the rag. Furnace i'm sure you can relate ya know mood swings and all. :)

    July 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  12. charlie crack

    Ha haaaaa....oh sh!t thats great! Thats f'n funny dude, I dont care who ya are!

    July 17, 2011 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Mr. Ed

    Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER"!! The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells. "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER"! The other say – go home dad you're drunk. / / / / / / TEXAN: Where are you from? HARVARD GRAD: I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions. TEXAN: Ok, where are you from Jack-azz?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Mr. Ed

    @Fernace my love. How have you been sweet cheeks? lol . Yea these ladies just got all crazy on me..lol. You are cool girl. You didn't get mad when I said about the fleas and stuff..lol. You just let it slide. I tried to ruffle vixen's feathers also but she hasn't be on here much and she ignores me for the must part but I seen her get nasty w some dude and charlie had to step in a few times. Peace is so sweet so I leave her be w/o being mean. Sunshine must have melted..lol. I'm guessing we all all nuts..lol

    July 17, 2011 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Mr. Ed

    Aww Anna-thanks doll. You're ok in my book. Have a good day at work. Here you may enjoy this..lol - A scientist (Mr. Ed) and a philospher (Anna) were being chased by a very HUNGRY and BIG lion. Mr. Ed made some quick calculations, he said "it's no good trying to outrun it, it's catching up. Anna kept a little ahead and replied "I'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to out run you! Lol ! I bet you can pic that :)

    July 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  16. charlie crack

    You too @Ms fernace...have a good cool swim and relax....it's too hot.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |
  17. charlie crack

    @Mr Ed...I'm in Texas. Way hot bro. I haven't seen b lo, or the others in a while. All others are around and stickin' up for ya'....have fun end of w/e..hey fernace hope all's well, you're a trip too...they don't get ed's crazy antics. Yall be good...

    July 17, 2011 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  18. fernace

    Hey, charlie crack, I know how you feel! It's 102 in the shade, here in ATx. Definitely pool & AC time! Have a good & cool day, stay cool (as you always do) catch ya later!!

    July 17, 2011 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  19. fernace

    Ha ha, yeah y'all Mr. Ed is harmless! When I teased him back, in the very same explicit manner he dishes it out, he got scared, stuffed his junk between his legs & Raaannn! Lol! This is the 1st I've heard of him for weeks :)! OK. in all fairness, I may have let him think I was 69 years old, so that might be a factor! But, reallt women, he's just like a playful pup, you know, aggravating in a fun & cute way! Hey, M. Ed, been checkin' for ya, I'm baaaack! Run for your burnin' balls! LMAO, & still got some to spare, a la Kim K!!

    July 17, 2011 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Butt Crackman

    Its to late to apologize, its to laaattteeee

    July 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Frieda

    Dont instigate Josie he did apologize

    July 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Josie

    Anna dont buy it.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Anna

    Ok. @Ed Bye ppl gotta go to work im out.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Mr. Ed

    Correction..humid. Hey listen i said i was sorry. I was just kidding around and having some fun with the girls. I actually thought anna's remark was funny about Kate licking his bald spot.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Mr. Ed

    104 !! what state do you live in man? That's f-ckin hot!! Not bad here in NYC. It's about 90 or so a tad humit. Yea that hot weather would make anyone cranky. Have you seen bill n ted, sunshine girl, bo lo me, @N around? I miss seeing postings from them. I'm guessing sunshine is hitting some high numbers herself being in Texas. Well stay cool man. I'm running out. I got some city rats to go bother..lmao.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm | Report abuse |
  26. Huh?

    Its not a joke when you hurt someones feelings.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  27. charlie crack

    @mr ed...you're good w/ me bud! We joke, we joke....take it easy girls. Yep, that jlo blog was fun to read. A lot of people interested in jlo's booty, I am too. Haaa. Saw peace,BV,and Ms fernace there rollin' w/ you. I guess heat here had me hot...it's friggin' 104deg!!! See ya bud! Be good....

    July 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Anna

    Ha!

    July 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Mr. Ed

    Lol..As for you ladies I do apologize. I was just having some with you girls. Yes I am an insulting b- ast- ard at times but deep down I'm not such a bad person. Enjoy your day ladies, please put your claws back in so you won't hurt anyone..lol.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Mr. Ed

    Charlie my man!! what's happening dude? Can you believe these people..lol? I was off r-aping a city rat (i was called a rap!st after all) and they say I was still coming on here..lol. You seem like you were having a bad yesterday. What happened, you and your redhead had a fight? The blogs have been slow the past few weeks. Haven't really seen you, peace, beautiful vixen, fernace, sunshine girl around much. Sh!t sunshine girl hasn't been around in quite some time. I seen vixen, peace and fernace on J LO blog. Man i would just one time bury myself in J Lo..lol. Whoo wee I would smack that azz until skin falls off..lol. Her azz is a little too big for me but one time won't be a bad thing. What do you think? Well dude..catch you later and enjoy your day with your girl.

    July 17, 2011 at 11:57 am | Report abuse |
  31. Josie

    No a jealous fxaxggot

    July 17, 2011 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  32. Anna

    No probly just a bytch

    July 17, 2011 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  33. The Real Lola

    Yep. Bet shes a hag

    July 17, 2011 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
  34. Frieda

    Sounds like an old bitter woman who cant have kids.

    July 17, 2011 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  35. Frieda

    Just stumbled across this load of crazy shiz. But i have to disagree, what jimmy said was a flat out insult as for good guys i doubt it. because you can tell that girl was just playin. and Mary M. Like Lance said time zones you dont know what her situation was. Baby may have been sick for all you know. And your points are all invalid because you dont know her me either but i think that was wrong to say.

    July 17, 2011 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
  36. charlie crack

    Maaan. Take it easy yall..come on (asking nicely). Mr. Ed and jimmy make jokes all the time , they really are playing. Notice he didn't post anything after he felt you were offended. That rant yall went on was your deal...cool, but we're just havin' fun tryin to play be humorous. Jokes are a part of that, mr ed is a good dude. @mary m- hit nail on head! And, @ huh is right men are not all bad...now as for kate midddleton...i'd take "twice". Most men would....

    July 17, 2011 at 9:27 am | Report abuse |
  37. Lance

    Kate Middleton is a hottie. I can't even say on this site what dirty things I wanna do with her. When were all done our fun, ill stroke her hair and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

    July 17, 2011 at 7:41 am | Report abuse |
  38. The real lola

    Who ever is using my name please stop, i did not write the last 2 comments.

    July 17, 2011 at 7:01 am | Report abuse |
  39. Lola

    If anybody is a ho its Ed the attention Hore.

    July 17, 2011 at 5:24 am | Report abuse |
  40. Lola

    Yeah @ robert coincidence i think not.

    July 17, 2011 at 4:54 am | Report abuse |
  41. Stop it

    Stop it!! Stop it right now.

    July 17, 2011 at 4:52 am | Report abuse |
  42. Punk

    No Robert trolled is Ed's mama.

    July 17, 2011 at 4:34 am | Report abuse |
  43. Punk

    P-u-n-k. Spells PUNK!

    July 17, 2011 at 4:32 am | Report abuse |
  44. Lola

    He did fail because everyone seemed to care less after they had their say of course.

    July 17, 2011 at 4:28 am | Report abuse |
  45. Lola

    Lmao just read the J.Lo post Comments and saw Anna said jens kids were ugly (Not my opinion) thats why Ed teased anna so much rotflmao!!! Protecting the kids!

    July 17, 2011 at 4:24 am | Report abuse |
  46. Robert

    How do you know Mr. ED is off the site?? Lol im starting to think Ed is all these characters! Lol

    July 17, 2011 at 4:18 am | Report abuse |
  47. Trolled

    How did Mr. Ed failed? He accomplished what he set out to do, and that is to get everyone p!ssed off, and he is not even on the site anymore. There is so much drama on this site it's plain crazy.

    July 17, 2011 at 4:00 am | Report abuse |
  48. Lola

    Plz stop this is sad. Cant we all just get along?

    July 17, 2011 at 3:43 am | Report abuse |
  49. Robert

    Ed you Fail.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:40 am | Report abuse |
  50. Nadine

    So why cant he leave them alone. Sounds like he has more problems than they do

    July 17, 2011 at 3:34 am | Report abuse |
  51. Butt crackman

    You ppl need tk get over it already.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:29 am | Report abuse |
  52. Trolled

    Meant..so dumb. yes ed is insulting but that what a troll does. a troll would say things to p!ss you off and to get under your skin.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:28 am | Report abuse |
  53. Kaitlyn

    No youre dumb.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:27 am | Report abuse |
  54. Trolled

    You three idiots made yourselves an easy target for feeding the trolls. You guys are some dumb that you don't even know what feeding the trolls mean.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:21 am | Report abuse |
  55. Nadine

    Mr Ed is always insulting someone on here. LOSER!

    July 17, 2011 at 3:19 am | Report abuse |
  56. @Huh?

    Dumb az.z you think Mr. Ed is the only one that comes on here? Gosh you ppl that live in the woods are stupid.

    July 17, 2011 at 3:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Lance

      Oh? I bet you just love the city water!!! You have any idea what's in that s###. The harmfull bactieria might be gone, but there's more in there than that.

      July 17, 2011 at 7:29 am | Report abuse |
  57. Jena

    Wow! What is this? I feel I accidently entered a white trash / trailer park dating site.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:53 am | Report abuse |
  58. Huh?

    Pretending to be a woman now i bet that's not to far from reality.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:46 am | Report abuse |
  59. Huh?

    Ok. Someone's angry lol! grow up Ed

    July 17, 2011 at 2:42 am | Report abuse |
  60. Mary M.

    All of you should seek medical help. You are all sick and twisted. @Josie what kind of mother are you that you are putting to child to sleep so late? I feel sorry for that poor child. Most likely you are a young kid yourself wanting to grow up too fast and got a child out of wedlock. Yep..the person that called you easy and a h-o got you right alright.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:41 am | Report abuse |
  61. Josie

    Nice one Ed. Gd nite.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:38 am | Report abuse |
  62. @josie

    Im betting u r an easy lay. u would be the type to sleep w a guy on the first date

    July 17, 2011 at 2:33 am | Report abuse |
  63. Josie

    Peace.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:32 am | Report abuse |
  64. Huh?

    Ok ttyl.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:32 am | Report abuse |
  65. Josie

    Yeah i will be on. I gotta put my son to sleep first though. Talk to you in a bit.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:29 am | Report abuse |
  66. Huh?

    Yeah ever heard of passing time? Doesnt hurt to talk to people from other plAces?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:25 am | Report abuse |
  67. Josie

    No talk is just talk.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:20 am | Report abuse |
  68. Don

    Wow are you that easy or desperate that you would hook up with strange men on the internet?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:17 am | Report abuse |
  69. Huh?

    Ok will you be on tonite?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:17 am | Report abuse |
  70. Huh?

    27 lol

    July 17, 2011 at 2:14 am | Report abuse |
  71. Josie

    First how old are you?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:13 am | Report abuse |
  72. Josie

    Ok wow youre brave to put your info out like that but yea i will stop by.

    July 17, 2011 at 2:11 am | Report abuse |
  73. Josie

    He must have had an ex named Anna the reason he only picks on her. Lmao

    July 17, 2011 at 2:08 am | Report abuse |
  74. @Huh?

    Whats om moco

    July 17, 2011 at 2:05 am | Report abuse |
  75. Huh?

    If so check me out at Dragoon6880

    July 17, 2011 at 2:04 am | Report abuse |
  76. Mr. Sandman

    I plan on stopping in on you while you sleep. Maybe you can lick my bald spot. Good night and sweet dreams Anna Banana

    July 17, 2011 at 2:03 am | Report abuse |
  77. Huh?

    Hey Josie are you om moco?

    July 17, 2011 at 2:01 am | Report abuse |
  78. Josie

    Bye!

    July 17, 2011 at 1:57 am | Report abuse |
  79. Anna Wakefield

    Nite. all im out this is getting old.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:49 am | Report abuse |
  80. Anna Wakefield

    Yeah i agree. A Woman hater. Flirts then beats up on them when they dont want him.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:45 am | Report abuse |
  81. Josie

    Uptight? Beeches? he sounds like rapist who beats up on women.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:39 am | Report abuse |
  82. ??

    Mr. Ed always kidding around. My g-d stop being such b**ches! It's clear he was joking and busting on you. I think the ones that are not getting any would be the uptight b***hes like yourselves.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:32 am | Report abuse |
  83. Josie

    Sorry @huh? Lol ur decent. Does'nt E D stand for Erectile Dysfunction?

    July 17, 2011 at 1:31 am | Report abuse |
  84. Huh?

    And Josie this is your fault. It started with your joke and i hate when women say all guys are pigs because im not.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:16 am | Report abuse |
  85. Huh?

    @Jimmy Teasing a man? I saw the joke earlier and thought it was cleaver. As for teasing a man i dont think so, it was random just to get a laugh like most people do on here. If Ed and Jimmy felt teased by that they must not be getting any.

    July 17, 2011 at 1:12 am | Report abuse |
  86. Lola

    Wow!

    July 17, 2011 at 1:00 am | Report abuse |
  87. Josie

    Anna dont pay them any mind their idiots. I get on here and kid around too. This just shows that all men are pigs once again and can only think of one thing. And Jimmy you. Sure know alot about hos was your mamma one? :) Just curious.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
  88. Anna Wakefield

    @Jimmy aka Mr.Ed Asking for it? Please clearly u stupid fuc have an issue turning everything into an innuendo.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:45 am | Report abuse |
  89. Anna

    I'm a c-0-ck tease. I can't help it.

    July 17, 2011 at 12:16 am | Report abuse |
  90. Craving

    I dont kn about the rest of u but im craving a cheeese burger n fries

    July 16, 2011 at 11:35 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Jimmy

    Anna was asking for it. she is the 1 that started with licking the blad head. Typical h0 to tease a man and get all crazy when he teases back. she is probably fat and ugly

    July 16, 2011 at 11:32 pm | Report abuse |
  92. Mr. Ed

    Lol

    July 16, 2011 at 11:23 pm | Report abuse |
  93. Mr. Ed

    Lmao..play nice. see what you ladies are doing to me. all this talk about lighting my balls on fire and chainsaw got me typing all stupid. oh the pain..i just might like it.

    July 16, 2011 at 11:22 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Itsamemario

    wow, class acts all around..even a child wouldnt have lowered to mr eds level..mr ed: well played..

    July 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Mr. Ed

    girls..lol

    July 16, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Mr. Ed

    Lmao!! oh come on now ladies. Lets place nice. You see Anna, Eva is jealous and she wants a lick also. Girlls I have enough for both of you and more. Lets all get along and have one happy party. What do you say? BIG GRIN!!! You know you want it..lol

    July 16, 2011 at 10:54 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Anna

    @Eva No then he can't urinate, i just wanna cause pain.

    July 16, 2011 at 9:03 pm | Report abuse |
  98. Eva

    Forget gas and matches get a chainsaw!!!

    July 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm | Report abuse |
  99. Anna

    How about gasoline and a lit match?

    July 16, 2011 at 8:50 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Mr. Ed

    Lol ! come on, just one lick. You can put some honey on it love. lol

    July 16, 2011 at 8:49 pm | Report abuse |
  101. nerp

    Guys come on...... be nice. Just go with the flow, y'know?

    July 16, 2011 at 8:02 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Anna

    You know you want a hole stomped in your balls.

    July 16, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Mr. Ed

    Lol .. oh come on. You know you want to :)

    July 16, 2011 at 5:50 pm | Report abuse |
  104. Anna

    No thanks, but i could kick you down below. I'm wearing heels for easy puncturing.

    July 16, 2011 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
  105. Mr. Ed

    @Anna-want to lick my bald spot down below? Nice and shaved for easy licking

    July 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Anna

    What does teen mom have to do with this? And btw i think Will has a cute bald spot he looks very distinguished with it i bet Kate licks it.

    July 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Observer

    The Teen Moms are an exercise in how to NOT raise a daughter...They are so lacking in self esteem, so they have a baby with the first idiot they meet, then wonder why life goes to heck after that. The "men" who impregnate them are almost always worthless, and they then seek out the next village idiot in a never ending cycle. Sad really.

    July 16, 2011 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  108. William's Bald Spot

    Um, josie excuse me but that's royal big a$$ bald spot to you.

    July 16, 2011 at 10:22 am | Report abuse |
  109. Spell check

    Correction: Celebrities

    July 16, 2011 at 9:24 am | Report abuse |
  110. Henry

    these magazines should all be renamed
    Intouch Weekly- "Out Of Touch Daily" (whoever reads this crap is really out of touch with the world) "OK!" – "OK?" (OK! magazine should be OK? becuase no one gives a crap) People – Sheeple (your sheeple read about the world people) US weekly – Them Weekly (US weekly has nothing to do with US it has to do with them the "celeberties" if that's what you want to call them.

    July 16, 2011 at 5:51 am | Report abuse |
  111. Josie

    How come they can't give Prince William plenty of hair to cover that big a*s*s bald spot.

    July 16, 2011 at 2:29 am | Report abuse |
  112. Online outlet store

    What talented idea

    July 15, 2011 at 9:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hollywood Reporter

      One of them could hook up with this buffoon!

      [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI6NdKNnelU&w=640&h=390]

      July 17, 2011 at 6:01 am | Report abuse |

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