Whether it's ready or not, Pippa Middleton's shapely derriere better start preparing for the limelight.
Photographer Alison Jackson told the Daily Mail that she is working to create a Web series called, "How To Create The Perfect Pippa Bottom."
Jackson held two separate auditions to cast doubles for Middleton's front and backside, and announced that candidate Gabriella Parris fit the bill for the latter.
'We will be putting her bottom through various exercises - pilates, squats and leg raises, to show the world how to achieve a Pippa-perfect posterior," Jackson said.
Jackson's photography career has focused on satire, but she won a British Academy of Film and Television Arts - the U.K.'s Oscars equivalent - for her series "Doubletake."
Should the younger Middleton be embarrassed or flattered by the new show?
Shut up, Pippa. And go change out the colostomy bag.
This girl is really not that good looking. She is the typical Sara plain and tall, but all the other plain women in the US are trying to rally behind her and her sister so they can say, "oh I look just like them so I must be cute too!"
I don't get it. She's ordinary looking and thin. Nothing special going on anywhere. What's all the fuss about? Her behind is well – average. The media is hyping her to sell it's own photos and stories about her. I'm not buying it. Much ado about nothing really.
This is a REAL bum:
No, only black men and women want a black woman's butt. White men, like myself, prefer nice in shape butts, not cellulite studded 50 lb meat butts. Sorry we like our women in shape, hence why you people take all our obese women.
I would hit it.
What's the big deal. Attractive young women are a dime a dozen, but I live in Las Vegas. Might be different where you come from.
Kim k azz is fake....every 1 wants a black woman's azz n at d same x hate d entire black race..what's up with that shyt
She has a great butt. They are saying that she has a nice butt. Not a big fat ugly thick butt. A big "thick, Juicy" butt, is not a nice butt. I don't care what Sir Mix-a-lot says.
What a waste of news coverage. Who cares?
While I love that this sleaze is a story on CNN (I'm not being sarcastic), I don't get why her ass is news. She has a nice figure but there's precious little meat or shape there to inspire my imagination.
You must have a really awful imagination. Maybe you should take an art class or something.
What is with people!? Ok how should her body be described? Must say as a white middle to upper class male she has a fine shape! Sorry to all the younger inner city misguided ones!! wider is never finer
Whatever u want to call her bum. I would tear it up. And show prince william how to rip into his wifes too.
You can tear up meat with a straw..... Mr. wanna be
Are you serious?lol I believe anything is possible with reallity shows. Only thing pippa is pretty in the face 'I guess, but honestly just because her azz is wide doesn't mean its 'phat lol what a joke!
Is this a joke.... Unless she purchased an azz since d wedding......she has no azz...typical white girl flat azz...
Your words sound racist and prejudicial .
Old girl needs some classes herself Jaylo, beyonce, kardashian.That looked very average to me.actually I could let my girl give her some pointers.
I don't read very well. I learn best with pictures. More pictures, please.
This article was incredibly stupid. When writing about "celebrities" you should focus on their charity work not how there are casting calls trying to find a double for someones ass. It is sad that a professional writer wrote this as I know students who would do a much better job at creating "news".
Actually the news is that the Brits are really fixated on her behind, not that her behind is the greatest ever.
thats a flat a*s
I'll make her famous like Ray J did Kim K
I've seen better asses on a donkey...i'll take J-Lo's over hers anyday
My reaction to this news is that it's incredibly stupid.
She's got no ass, nothing like what we grow in the states
This is both absurd and offensive. I hope that they didnt get Ms. Middleton's permission and that she sues them every way possible.
Shapely? Did they post the wrong picture? J Lo. Beyonce. Kim Kardashian. That's shapely. Pippa has a pancake. Smh at these European ideals of beauty. Wafer thin and sickly looking. Giving real women self esteem issues.
Back in the 60's, Twiggy was a hit. iI remember girls wanting 2 look like her. Twiggy made a 2x 4 look like Dolly Parton. Pippa Middleton has less of a figure than Twiggy! if thats all you can think about--get a life!
I'm not really sure what the fascination is with this broad? She is butt ugly imo and built like a snake but whatever floats your boat...
Ever since the royal wedding my wife has been getting the "you look like Pippa" from stangers. The funniest part is she had no idea who Pippa was until someone said that I she Google searched her.
Well, now that the Casey Anthony trial is over, there is something else people can obsess over.
She'd probably duck.
America gets force fed more royalist swill. Meagan Choi you are a traitor to our country, you've obviously never learned what it means to be an American.
You obviously know what it's like to live in an American trailerpark, mate.
Is there anything sadder in this world than a bum critic?
id hit it
She'd probably dodge.
She is awsome! She did a great job as young prince leia in the star wars revenge of the jedi movies.
I like anal.
We should meet.
I like the Middleton sister I'll hookup with anyone of them, especialy Kate.
I've never heard the name Sherlock Holmes before you pr*ck who are you to make fun of someone's fake name.Anyway it's still time to make fun of Miss Pips little bum it's just a plain Jane.
It's called 20 something.
OMG! Do we not have better things to print or deal with? Sound like some people need therapy to deal with this idiotic obsession!
I'd tap that.
How about it. I would tap it too.
I don't see much azz there either but I will spread the love...2XIDB for Pippa
She is ugly, her butt is ugly.
Curious George, something tells me you didn't have your morning banana.
Omg! Why are people still so obsessed with this!! No one cares!
I'd definitely tap that "a tergo". (That's Latin, look it up).
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
all of you people saying she has no ass must be blind. she has a perfect body. chics with enormous behinds are grotesquely overweight and probably diabetic. pippa has perfect proportions.
Really Piers!!, there are much more important matters today. Pippa is probably wondering what in the world is going on. Don't waste your blog on irrelevant issues! Please, real matters of the world only.
You are really Head Diva In Charge. I can just tell by your rambling. Are you still drinks jugs of wine, wine o?
Hey, all female body types rock. I like them curvy, but I find nothing wrong with this chick. I'm not saying she's all that, but she got a little somethin going on ;)
Out her flat ass in jail
I likes pippa.
So sad, this preoccupation with someones's ass..
I still don't get the Hoopla over Pippa! She's an average woman & I see checkers in my grocery store that could make dead men weep! As far as her bod, again average white girl. Thin, fit, OK bust,small but shapley butt. Nothing to cause alarm a la JLo, Kim, Coco, Beyonce, or even me, a white chick with a hella bubble butt! She's the sis of a royal & that's why all the media attention! From most pics I see, she's not lovin' it!!
A ass is a ass. ;)
She's got a small cushion to sit on my lap. Filming will be over here in the USA while she stays with me.....
There is nothing special about this girl. Her face is disgustingly ugly and her butt is nothing great
Pips bum is okay, but mines is better and my hips don't lie!!
I hate those English s**ts.
Dumb idiot... we know you're Betty J. Wow, so creative... you take a female first name and add it to a last initial... why don't you go ahead and jump off a cliff... bring your family too.
Pippa and her sister are no better than the Kardashians you fake azzes you're the same ones that dog Kim and her sisters,call them gold digging hos hhhmm that sounds just like Katie and Pippa minus the crows feet and flat bum.
Would love for her to sit on my face anyday. She could smother me with that mighty fine behind. I would have no problem tossing her salad, after she wore that dress all day!
I dont understand the interest in her. She is very average... but if that's what you like, have at it. Just tired of hearing about such silly things. Something new please.
It's not that great, I should know.
You are all disrespecful and shameless people. Live and let live! Is there anyone screening these low graded messages at all?
Welcome to America! Land of the sleaze. You can tell a lot by reading comments in other languages, of course Americans can't do this because they can barely speak English. For the rest of us, us easy to see what a mean-spirited, low life society the US has become... Just read these comments to a get a nice taste of who your neighbors are!
If you want screened comments, head over to the Political Ticker blog, where your stalinist dreams meet reality.
Her butt, skinny or not, looks good enough to eat!
To the from the south you love white girls cool but don't put down sisters because no matter who raised you the one that carried you was a sister.
Wondering ask yo momma.
I guess all these comments just go to show you that everyone is different and we are all attracted to different types of people! Thank God or alot of us would be single!.
What do u mean, what butt???? Did y'all not see her in that freakin white dress at that wedding?? I'm a brother in the South who is a butt expert. Believe me, she got a VERY nice behind that would put most sisters to shame!!!!
Do you eat watermelon?
Fried chicken is gooooood....axe yourself
I could haf some?
Its nice to see different butts on the scene these days not like my overinflated ass bags. She has nice figure and is pretty everyone just jealous. At least she dont has to xray em to prove theys real!
Good god, people; get a life...
I bet all of the responses here are congress men and women. Get back to work. This is why our country is last in everything!!
Pip Pip ho you've got to go.
What about Kate's huge rear? She is the Duchess, afterall....
Pippa is ugly just like her big mouthed sister.
Speaking of ugly, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Dont hate da girl. Hate your diet and exercise routine. Fat lazy people always say negative things about neatly people. Ask anyone in da street who they would desire more. You or pippa. For schizzle my weezle
They're so gross, both of them
What?? They are both lovely ladies. Your jealousy is showing through.
The woman so many of you put down earlier with your lame "old" "m om" comments Jessica Alba, now that's a nice bum.
Pipa you look aight but you ain't got no butt, now CoCo you got Azz!
steve we know you have been roughed up by us minoritys; it shows through your comments..and yes while shes a lovely looking girl overall, she doesnt have a butt..not to die for at least..
Ethnicity has nothing to do with it have you seen my "bum"?
Yes miss piggy unfortunately we have seen lard ass that you carry around. It should be illegal to show that much cottage cheese in public.
She is hot and people ought to admit it. Just because she's not "ethnic" shouldn't be a slam against her. It's a positive actually, if you ask me.
Everyone has an ethnicity- even white girls numbnuts.
What's wrong with being "ethnic", jerk? Anyway, EVERYONE is ethnic somewhere in the world. You're just made because you're probably look as boring as she does.
Nancy Grace said she was going to audition, good luck!
There is NO BUTT; even in the famous gown there was air in the back.
Her style of dress shows a great figure; when she's like her sister SKINNY
(and I'm not hating my nickname is Bonesl)
Pippa is perfect.
I'd hit that.
This is B.S.
She has no butt! Why are people crazy about her?? She has no boobs or butt. Get over it.
For the same reason my dog is crazy about her food – because I put it in front of her. Idol worship is built into the human psyche and the entertainment industry preys on this. Create enough buzz and eventually it becomes self-sustaining. People will want it because people want it.
Like da car dash he hins. Tada
She is a pretty young woman, but I must say she looks older than Catherine.
Yeah, all I see is a generic pancake-flat white girl butt.
You keep all those enormous non-white azzes. This looks just scrumptious to me
Beats one that needs a zip-code and is barely covered: no class.
So much nicer than the typical black girl butt!!
I'd like to audition her behind for one of my home movies.
Yez Sir! :D
What butt I still haven't seen one on her.Just admit it "America" you like flat azzes.
I like em real thick n juicy
What "bum"? Another STUPID "royal" "news" story....pathetic.
I wanna kiss ur pipa!
I agree with my friend SirMixaLot. Thick 'n' juicy is the way to go.
Participants will have to pose 50 feet away from the Camera.. after all she is a 50 footer..
She got a skinny butt. I'm a brotha so....
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face...
Pippa do some deadlifts and squats to put some meat on that backside.
What makes you think its Americans that like it? Recent survey of Americans rated JLo's butt as perfect and those references are about UK papers and people.
You must like those ghetto butts.
Hirola...You so funny...butt seriously, women come in all shapes and sizes, and being judgemental ain't cool.
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