Casting call for Pippa Middleton's bum
July 13th, 2011
05:31 PM ET

Casting call for Pippa Middleton's bum

Whether it's ready or not, Pippa Middleton's shapely derriere better start preparing for the limelight.

Photographer Alison Jackson told the Daily Mail that she is working to create a Web series called, "How To Create The Perfect Pippa Bottom."

Jackson held two separate auditions to cast doubles for Middleton's front and backside, and announced that candidate Gabriella Parris fit the bill for the latter.

'We will be putting her bottom through various exercises - pilates, squats and leg raises, to show the world how to achieve a Pippa-perfect posterior," Jackson said.

Jackson's photography career has focused on satire, but she won a British Academy of Film and Television Arts - the U.K.'s Oscars equivalent - for her series "Doubletake."

Should the younger Middleton be embarrassed or flattered by the new show?


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  1. rog

    Shut up, Pippa. And go change out the colostomy bag.

    November 23, 2011 at 2:21 am | Report abuse |
  2. Rich

    This girl is really not that good looking. She is the typical Sara plain and tall, but all the other plain women in the US are trying to rally behind her and her sister so they can say, "oh I look just like them so I must be cute too!"

    July 18, 2011 at 9:29 am | Report abuse |
  3. Lisa

    I don't get it. She's ordinary looking and thin. Nothing special going on anywhere. What's all the fuss about? Her behind is well – average. The media is hyping her to sell it's own photos and stories about her. I'm not buying it. Much ado about nothing really.

    July 16, 2011 at 2:07 am | Report abuse |
  4. Stopthemadness

    This is a REAL bum:

    July 15, 2011 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
  5. cklutch

    No, only black men and women want a black woman's butt. White men, like myself, prefer nice in shape butts, not cellulite studded 50 lb meat butts. Sorry we like our women in shape, hence why you people take all our obese women.

    July 14, 2011 at 6:39 pm | Report abuse |
  6. James

    I would hit it.

    July 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
  7. mejazzbo

    What's the big deal. Attractive young women are a dime a dozen, but I live in Las Vegas. Might be different where you come from.

    July 14, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  8. taz

    Kim k azz is fake....every 1 wants a black woman's azz n at d same x hate d entire black race..what's up with that shyt

    July 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Butt Judge

    She has a great butt. They are saying that she has a nice butt. Not a big fat ugly thick butt. A big "thick, Juicy" butt, is not a nice butt. I don't care what Sir Mix-a-lot says.

    July 14, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Tony

    What a waste of news coverage. Who cares?

    July 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm | Report abuse |
  11. paradoX187

    While I love that this sleaze is a story on CNN (I'm not being sarcastic), I don't get why her ass is news. She has a nice figure but there's precious little meat or shape there to inspire my imagination.

    July 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Butt Judge

      You must have a really awful imagination. Maybe you should take an art class or something.

      July 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Report abuse |
  12. J

    What is with people!? Ok how should her body be described? Must say as a white middle to upper class male she has a fine shape! Sorry to all the younger inner city misguided ones!! wider is never finer

    July 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm | Report abuse |
  13. tony

    Whatever u want to call her bum. I would tear it up. And show prince william how to rip into his wifes too.

    July 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Surfer

    Terrible article

    July 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Bride2be

    Are you serious?lol I believe anything is possible with reallity shows. Only thing pippa is pretty in the face 'I guess, but honestly just because her azz is wide doesn't mean its 'phat lol what a joke!

    July 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm | Report abuse |
  16. taz

    Is this a joke.... Unless she purchased an azz since d wedding......she has no azz...typical white girl flat azz...

    July 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  17. chip

    Old girl needs some classes herself Jaylo, beyonce, kardashian.That looked very average to me.actually I could let my girl give her some pointers.

    July 14, 2011 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Mr. Zippy

    I don't read very well. I learn best with pictures. More pictures, please.

    July 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm | Report abuse |
  19. ChristinaxMarie

    This article was incredibly stupid. When writing about "celebrities" you should focus on their charity work not how there are casting calls trying to find a double for someones ass. It is sad that a professional writer wrote this as I know students who would do a much better job at creating "news".

    July 14, 2011 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      Actually the news is that the Brits are really fixated on her behind, not that her behind is the greatest ever.

      July 14, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  20. barko

    thats a flat a*s

    July 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  21. TraderDaily

    I'll make her famous like Ray J did Kim K

    July 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  22. donutman

    I've seen better asses on a donkey...i'll take J-Lo's over hers anyday

    July 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Akaonii

    My reaction to this news is that it's incredibly stupid.

    July 14, 2011 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  24. NBA

    She's got no ass, nothing like what we grow in the states

    July 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Melina319

    This is both absurd and offensive. I hope that they didnt get Ms. Middleton's permission and that she sues them every way possible.

    July 14, 2011 at 2:44 pm | Report abuse |
  26. seriously?

    Shapely? Did they post the wrong picture? J Lo. Beyonce. Kim Kardashian. That's shapely. Pippa has a pancake. Smh at these European ideals of beauty. Wafer thin and sickly looking. Giving real women self esteem issues.

    July 14, 2011 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  27. shevay

    Back in the 60's, Twiggy was a hit. iI remember girls wanting 2 look like her. Twiggy made a 2x 4 look like Dolly Parton. Pippa Middleton has less of a figure than Twiggy! if thats all you can think about--get a life!

    July 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm | Report abuse |
  28. J0nx

    I'm not really sure what the fascination is with this broad? She is butt ugly imo and built like a snake but whatever floats your boat...

    July 14, 2011 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
  29. C

    Ever since the royal wedding my wife has been getting the "you look like Pippa" from stangers. The funniest part is she had no idea who Pippa was until someone said that I she Google searched her.

    July 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm | Report abuse |
  30. TheMovieFan

    Well, now that the Casey Anthony trial is over, there is something else people can obsess over.

    July 14, 2011 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Jesse

    I'd goose

    July 14, 2011 at 12:40 pm | Report abuse |
  32. Daniel

    America gets force fed more royalist swill. Meagan Choi you are a traitor to our country, you've obviously never learned what it means to be an American.

    July 14, 2011 at 12:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • American Platypus

      You obviously know what it's like to live in an American trailerpark, mate.

      July 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Bubba

    Is there anything sadder in this world than a bum critic?

    July 14, 2011 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
  34. Jon

    id hit it

    July 14, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  35. Kevin

    What bum?

    July 14, 2011 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  36. the_dude

    She is awsome! She did a great job as young prince leia in the star wars revenge of the jedi movies.

    July 14, 2011 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
  37. tracie

    I like anal.

    July 14, 2011 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
  38. Mr. Weiner

    I like the Middleton sister I'll hookup with anyone of them, especialy Kate.

    July 14, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  39. Ruby Slapper

    I've never heard the name Sherlock Holmes before you pr*ck who are you to make fun of someone's fake name.Anyway it's still time to make fun of Miss Pips little bum it's just a plain Jane.

    July 14, 2011 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  40. SmarterthanU

    It's called 20 something.

    July 14, 2011 at 10:17 am | Report abuse |
  41. big Al

    OMG! Do we not have better things to print or deal with? Sound like some people need therapy to deal with this idiotic obsession!

    July 14, 2011 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
  42. Lobster fstbingdcot

    I'd tap that.

    July 14, 2011 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
  43. John

    I don't see much azz there either but I will spread the love...2XIDB for Pippa

    July 14, 2011 at 8:31 am | Report abuse |
  44. george

    She is ugly, her butt is ugly.

    July 14, 2011 at 7:41 am | Report abuse |
    • @ george

      Curious George, something tells me you didn't have your morning banana.

      July 14, 2011 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
  45. Sona K.

    Omg! Why are people still so obsessed with this!! No one cares!

    July 14, 2011 at 7:37 am | Report abuse |
  46. Millard Fillmore

    I'd definitely tap that "a tergo". (That's Latin, look it up).

    July 14, 2011 at 7:32 am | Report abuse |
  47. johnnyb

    My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

    July 14, 2011 at 6:47 am | Report abuse |
  48. Badonkadonk!

    all of you people saying she has no ass must be blind. she has a perfect body. chics with enormous behinds are grotesquely overweight and probably diabetic. pippa has perfect proportions.

    July 14, 2011 at 6:15 am | Report abuse |
  49. GoldieB

    Really Piers!!, there are much more important matters today. Pippa is probably wondering what in the world is going on. Don't waste your blog on irrelevant issues! Please, real matters of the world only.

    July 14, 2011 at 6:09 am | Report abuse |
  50. @vikinglady

    You are really Head Diva In Charge. I can just tell by your rambling. Are you still drinks jugs of wine, wine o?

    July 14, 2011 at 5:18 am | Report abuse |
  51. nerp

    Hey, all female body types rock. I like them curvy, but I find nothing wrong with this chick. I'm not saying she's all that, but she got a little somethin going on ;)

    July 14, 2011 at 3:58 am | Report abuse |
  52. Butt expert

    Out her flat ass in jail

    July 14, 2011 at 3:14 am | Report abuse |
  53. Rob

    I likes pippa.

    July 14, 2011 at 2:48 am | Report abuse |
  54. corrina

    So sad, this preoccupation with someones's ass..

    July 14, 2011 at 2:47 am | Report abuse |
  55. vikingwoman

    I still don't get the Hoopla over Pippa! She's an average woman & I see checkers in my grocery store that could make dead men weep! As far as her bod, again average white girl. Thin, fit, OK bust,small but shapley butt. Nothing to cause alarm a la JLo, Kim, Coco, Beyonce, or even me, a white chick with a hella bubble butt! She's the sis of a royal & that's why all the media attention! From most pics I see, she's not lovin' it!!

    July 14, 2011 at 12:03 am | Report abuse |
  56. nerp

    A ass is a ass. ;)

    July 13, 2011 at 11:53 pm | Report abuse |
  57. charlie crack

    She's got a small cushion to sit on my lap. Filming will be over here in the USA while she stays with me.....

    July 13, 2011 at 11:48 pm | Report abuse |
  58. dman8781

    There is nothing special about this girl. Her face is disgustingly ugly and her butt is nothing great

    July 13, 2011 at 11:00 pm | Report abuse |
  59. Shakira

    Pips bum is okay, but mines is better and my hips don't lie!!

    July 13, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Julie B.

    I hate those English s**ts.

    July 13, 2011 at 10:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sherlock Holmes

      Dumb idiot... we know you're Betty J. Wow, so creative... you take a female first name and add it to a last initial... why don't you go ahead and jump off a cliff... bring your family too.

      July 14, 2011 at 10:04 am | Report abuse |
  61. "Bum"ble Bee.

    Pippa and her sister are no better than the Kardashians you fake azzes you're the same ones that dog Kim and her sisters,call them gold digging hos hhhmm that sounds just like Katie and Pippa minus the crows feet and flat bum.

    July 13, 2011 at 10:35 pm | Report abuse |
  62. brad

    Would love for her to sit on my face anyday. She could smother me with that mighty fine behind. I would have no problem tossing her salad, after she wore that dress all day!

    July 13, 2011 at 10:28 pm | Report abuse |
  63. MM

    I dont understand the interest in her. She is very average... but if that's what you like, have at it. Just tired of hearing about such silly things. Something new please.

    July 13, 2011 at 10:27 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Charlie Sheen

    It's not that great, I should know.

    CS

    July 13, 2011 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  65. liki

    You are all disrespecful and shameless people. Live and let live! Is there anyone screening these low graded messages at all?

    July 13, 2011 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Not american

      Welcome to America! Land of the sleaze. You can tell a lot by reading comments in other languages, of course Americans can't do this because they can barely speak English. For the rest of us, us easy to see what a mean-spirited, low life society the US has become... Just read these comments to a get a nice taste of who your neighbors are!

      July 14, 2011 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
    • The Måd Råp3r

      If you want screened comments, head over to the Political Ticker blog, where your stalinist dreams meet reality.

      July 14, 2011 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  66. D

    Her butt, skinny or not, looks good enough to eat!

    July 13, 2011 at 9:45 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Goodie.

    To the from the south you love white girls cool but don't put down sisters because no matter who raised you the one that carried you was a sister.

    July 13, 2011 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Eddie B.

    Wondering ask yo momma.

    July 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Anjie

    I guess all these comments just go to show you that everyone is different and we are all attracted to different types of people! Thank God or alot of us would be single!.

    July 13, 2011 at 9:04 pm | Report abuse |
  70. add14jazz

    What do u mean, what butt???? Did y'all not see her in that freakin white dress at that wedding?? I'm a brother in the South who is a butt expert. Believe me, she got a VERY nice behind that would put most sisters to shame!!!!

    July 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm | Report abuse |
  71. KimKardashian

    Its nice to see different butts on the scene these days not like my overinflated ass bags. She has nice figure and is pretty everyone just jealous. At least she dont has to xray em to prove theys real!

    July 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm | Report abuse |
  72. Jim Dandey

    Good god, people; get a life...

    July 13, 2011 at 8:27 pm | Report abuse |
  73. Donovan

    I bet all of the responses here are congress men and women. Get back to work. This is why our country is last in everything!!

    July 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Terry Thomas

    Pip Pip ho you've got to go.

    July 13, 2011 at 7:54 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Rump Roaster

    What about Kate's huge rear? She is the Duchess, afterall....

    July 13, 2011 at 7:49 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Betty J

    Pippa is ugly just like her big mouthed sister.

    July 13, 2011 at 7:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • @ Betty J

      Speaking of ugly, have you looked in the mirror lately?

      July 14, 2011 at 10:02 am | Report abuse |
    • Logik

      Dont hate da girl. Hate your diet and exercise routine. Fat lazy people always say negative things about neatly people. Ask anyone in da street who they would desire more. You or pippa. For schizzle my weezle

      July 14, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Bbgurl

    They're so gross, both of them

    July 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Marny

    The woman so many of you put down earlier with your lame "old" "m om" comments Jessica Alba, now that's a nice bum.

    July 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm | Report abuse |
  79. EddieM.

    Pipa you look aight but you ain't got no butt, now CoCo you got Azz!

    July 13, 2011 at 7:24 pm | Report abuse |
  80. Itsamemario

    steve we know you have been roughed up by us minoritys; it shows through your comments..and yes while shes a lovely looking girl overall, she doesnt have a butt..not to die for at least..

    July 13, 2011 at 7:18 pm | Report abuse |
  81. ruffy

    Vividvideoforpippa

    July 13, 2011 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  82. satana

    Wow....

    July 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm | Report abuse |
  83. CoCo

    Ethnicity has nothing to do with it have you seen my "bum"?

    July 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • KEVIN

      Yes miss piggy unfortunately we have seen lard ass that you carry around. It should be illegal to show that much cottage cheese in public.

      July 14, 2011 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
  84. Steve Laird

    She is hot and people ought to admit it. Just because she's not "ethnic" shouldn't be a slam against her. It's a positive actually, if you ask me.

    July 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Abcde

      Everyone has an ethnicity- even white girls numbnuts.

      July 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • Skegeeace

      What's wrong with being "ethnic", jerk? Anyway, EVERYONE is ethnic somewhere in the world. You're just made because you're probably look as boring as she does.

      July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm | Report abuse |
  85. Mel

    Nancy Grace said she was going to audition, good luck!

    July 13, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Report abuse |
  86. bones

    There is NO BUTT; even in the famous gown there was air in the back.
    Her style of dress shows a great figure; when she's like her sister SKINNY
    (and I'm not hating my nickname is Bonesl)

    https://edu-apps-dev.mit.edu/assignadvisors/

    July 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  87. pippa's american boyfriend

    Pippa is perfect.

    July 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  88. Sks

    This is B.S.

    July 13, 2011 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
  89. Julie

    She has no butt! Why are people crazy about her?? She has no boobs or butt. Get over it.

    July 13, 2011 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • eddie2010

      For the same reason my dog is crazy about her food – because I put it in front of her. Idol worship is built into the human psyche and the entertainment industry preys on this. Create enough buzz and eventually it becomes self-sustaining. People will want it because people want it.

      July 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Logik

      Like da car dash he hins. Tada

      July 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • anna

      She is a pretty young woman, but I must say she looks older than Catherine.

      July 15, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  90. The Måd Råp3r

    Yeah, all I see is a generic pancake-flat white girl butt.

    July 13, 2011 at 5:50 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Evel Knievel

    I'd like to audition her behind for one of my home movies.

    July 13, 2011 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  92. Marny

    What butt I still haven't seen one on her.Just admit it "America" you like flat azzes.

    July 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • sirmixalot

      I like em real thick n juicy

      July 13, 2011 at 5:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • politicians are bought off

      What "bum"? Another STUPID "royal" "news" story....pathetic.

      July 14, 2011 at 7:08 am | Report abuse |
    • mitch

      I wanna kiss ur pipa!

      July 14, 2011 at 8:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Jezmundberserker

      I agree with my friend SirMixaLot. Thick 'n' juicy is the way to go.

      July 14, 2011 at 8:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Bob from Pittsburgh

      Participants will have to pose 50 feet away from the Camera.. after all she is a 50 footer..

      July 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • hirolla74

      She got a skinny butt. I'm a brotha so....
      I like big butts and I can not lie
      You other brothers can't deny
      That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
      And a round thing in your face...
      Pippa do some deadlifts and squats to put some meat on that backside.

      July 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • ubershaman

      What makes you think its Americans that like it? Recent survey of Americans rated JLo's butt as perfect and those references are about UK papers and people.

      July 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sayeth4

      You must like those ghetto butts.

      July 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • jennie'sotherazz

      Hirola...You so funny...butt seriously, women come in all shapes and sizes, and being judgemental ain't cool.

      July 14, 2011 at 8:15 pm | Report abuse |

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