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I did the same thing yo momma did when she had you you mutt.
my berries are sweatin' today
...I was humpin your male doggys in the butt. Oh they cried out and whimpered a little but after a while they enjoyed it and so did I.
...I put my hard rod in your daughters mouth.
Yea Miranda some should have told you those labor were murder,the next one will probably be easier my third and last one (my son )was the hardest,I thought he was going to kill me that's the one time I did get assistance for pain.
Tina. When the kid finally squirted out did you, at the same time, shoot out a bunch of butt rockets and mookie stanks?
...I let your son jerk-off my jimmystick.
Your dad was humpin my manHole.
Hey Miranda Kerr, tell us something we didn't know! Hail yes it hurts, but what a pay off, huh? (Especially when the grandkids come later!) :)
Yeah. He be a willy wag touchin foo.
Jay Z be munchin on the doodoo this mornin.
I spilled a slurpee on your rug.
I s***ed your father.
wow miranda kerr is super cute
I was f***ing your mother
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