'Mrs. Hefner' on the cover of Playboy
June 16th, 2011
09:41 AM ET

'Mrs. Hefner' on the cover of Playboy

Oops.

The July issue of Playboy Magazine features a cover of Crystal Harris and the headline "America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

Well, that would have been her name if Harris hadn't called off the wedding which had been scheduled for Saturday.

The now ex-fiancée of the world's most famous playboy appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Wednesday to explain her side of the story regarding the break up.

Harris said that despite reports to the contrary there was no "nasty argument" which led to the couple splitting.

“It was mutual between Hef and I,” she said. “There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it.”

Harris added that she had been feeling ill at ease about the nuptials for awhile and was not comfortable with Hef's lifestyle which included having multiple girlfriends.

She also said her boyfriend of almost two and a half years wasn't all that broken up about the engagement ending because when it came to what would have been his third marriage "he was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted.”

But Hefner doesn't sound like he is completely over his "runaway bride" who at 25 years-old is 60 years his junior. He tweeted "Crystal did an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning to explain everything, but I still don't have a clue."


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  2. john smith

    Heffner "doesn't have a clue" as to why the wedding was called off. Ok, let me take a stab at this....YOU'RE 60 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. I know I must be crazy.

    June 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  3. adrianez

    You know when they first announced there engagement she kept talking about how The Little Mermaid was her favoite movie.She should of said she like the XMen that would of made her sound more mature.To state the obvious he is to old for her.It is stupid they where going to get married in the first place,Oh well,I am sure she had fun with his pocket book.
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    June 20, 2011 at 12:26 am | Report abuse |
  4. Who Cares

    Science really needs to get into the mind of this women. How could anyone under 70 years old sleep with this ugly sick man.

    June 19, 2011 at 8:36 am | Report abuse |
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    June 19, 2011 at 2:59 am | Report abuse |
  6. KC

    OH BOY–THE OLD REPTILE IS FREE–COME ONE COME ALL–GET YOUR GENITAL HERPES HERE!!! YEE HA!

    June 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Ivan Korbinski

    Maybe Hef should date Oprah. There would be an ego match up!

    June 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  8. donald

    @DB
    haha...my first thoughts exactly.

    Some one should just put a blowup doll in her place, he's probably losing his other faculties too and won't even notice.

    June 17, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  9. barbara

    He should have married Holly..... she truly loved him. He'll never find that again.... only these gold digger opportunists.

    June 17, 2011 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
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    June 17, 2011 at 8:21 am | Report abuse |
  11. P.J.

    Is it just me or does he look like he could be Bill Maher's dad?

    June 17, 2011 at 7:49 am | Report abuse |
  12. Andy

    First time a model says NO to Hefner, the beginning of the end fot his playboy years, look for a lifemate before it's too late. Such is life.

    June 17, 2011 at 1:39 am | Report abuse |
  13. shawn

    She left him because she was sleeping with Dr. Phils son. Poor Hef was getting cheated on.

    June 17, 2011 at 1:15 am | Report abuse |
  14. Ger

    Just wondering if the Viagra didn't work.

    June 17, 2011 at 12:13 am | Report abuse |
  15. Krista

    She probably didn't like the pre-nup. He should've married Holly, at least she knew how to correctly play a part.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:21 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Karl J

    So, why is this a story? Give it a break! Stop following losers who don't deserve to be followed.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:09 pm | Report abuse |
  17. shouki

    Did she not learn anything as a bunny? It should be "Between Hef and me", not "Between Hef and I".

    - a quick lesson to anyone: just reverse the order and see how it sounds, "Between I and Hef"???

    June 16, 2011 at 10:47 pm | Report abuse |
  18. The Dude

    Wh0res die alone. It doesn't matter if they are male or female. Keep tapping young booty heff, just don't expect anyone to hold your hand as you fade away... Enjoy the rest of the ride.

    June 16, 2011 at 10:09 pm | Report abuse |
  19. time is money

    that's to bad she could have out lived him and had a famous name . Now she a nobody again. and broke too.

    June 16, 2011 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Lori

    I think they both had this planned. Look how quickly he was able to come up with something to put on the cover. And he never wanted to marry Holly and she honestly loved him. I wouldn't be be surprised if it was all a scam!

    June 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  21. mary

    So Hef doesn't have a clue???
    RELLY?
    How about, 'your ancient and she's young'..

    June 16, 2011 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  22. ZingerLazooo

    Poor Hef, He's so awesome. I feel bad for him. Holly Maddison wouldn't have done that.

    June 16, 2011 at 8:57 pm | Report abuse |
  23. katmoondaddy

    God bless old Hef! When I was 13, I went "steady" with one of his magazines for over a year. After a while I couldn't turn the pages anymore.

    June 16, 2011 at 8:52 pm | Report abuse |
  24. guest

    She probably was just using him for fame and wanted to call it off anyways.Whatever,hes a fool for being willing to get married,for what all he has going for him.Likewise,who would want that in bed?Old wrinkly sausage and saggy balls,gray pubes lookin like stale cotton candy or old cobwebbing.

    You might call me jealous,I wont lie,My life sucks compared to his,but Im sure if i had the chances he had in life I could do that too.

    June 16, 2011 at 8:50 pm | Report abuse |
  25. JARAD

    I have for years read the playboy and other picture mags with nude women or men is disgusting, filth, rubish blah blah blah and that it is against gods will etc.. If I remember my bible correctly we were put here on earth naked and only due to god punishimg adam and eve for eating the forbidden fruit do we feel the need to wear clothes.. its a naked body.. time to deal with it people cause we come into the world naked

    June 16, 2011 at 7:39 pm | Report abuse |
  26. budovalcev

    .. and everyone lives happily ever after soaking up in this publicity...

    June 16, 2011 at 7:04 pm | Report abuse |
  27. budovalcev

    who cares

    June 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Lindsay Marie

    You can't make a Hoe a Housewife! See Cover HERE: http://beverlyhillshoneys.com/playboy-runaway-bride-cover-july-2011-crystal-harris/

    June 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  29. X

    "America's princess"? Really? News to us. I've heard of her for the first time like 5 days ago having to do with them getting married as did most of us. Some probably hearing about her for the first time now. Just because she was your "princess" mr. Hefner doesn't mean she's America's. And on a side note, why are girls named Chrystal always trashy? Everytime, I swear. And the name Chrystal Harris?! Gawd you can't get anymore trashier than that. Sorry if I offend anyone (not really)

    June 16, 2011 at 6:50 pm | Report abuse |
  30. HAMISH27

    at least she had some sort of brain to get out lol .. now I can get back to watching Dexter eps @ watchdexterforfree

    June 16, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Tommy

    Did i read that correctly, that she still has a boyfriend for the last 2 1/2 years?

    June 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tommy

      Sorry, I did read that incorrectly. Hef was her boyfriend for 2 1/2 years. But at this point I could believe she had a boyfriend on the side.

      June 16, 2011 at 6:21 pm | Report abuse |
  32. John

    "Runaway Bride" – really? At Hef's age, a brisk walk by Miss Harris would be plenty fast enough.

    June 16, 2011 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tammy

      Now THAT is a truly funny comment. I believe I almost had soda coming out my nose.

      June 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Mudman

    She's fake. Tanned, hair-dyed, fake teeth, plastic surgery, airbrushed! A total fraud!

    June 16, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
  34. popeye47

    @provo guy: I can't believe there are such loose women in the world, either. Such evil and women want to show their sinful flesh. I also think they should wear veils. Wait a minute, we will a religion already doing that. And then I would be discriminated against because of religion. Those republicans will want to ban me then. What am i to do.

    June 16, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Anastasia Willis

    Mr Hefner is so rich with his so cool job!
    Take a break and you too make money easily, it's not a "dream" or an internet legend...
    I make $100 per day in autopilot, with 10 days of preparations.
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    June 16, 2011 at 5:39 pm | Report abuse |
  36. BigHead007

    Speaking of Mormons, have you seen some of these young Mormon women? If you like fresh-scrubbed, all-American girls with badonk backsides and healthy...lungs–wow. Some of these young Mormon girls are gorgeous.

    But there's a catch. You can't get in their (magic) pants until you convert LDS and marry one. It's almost like one of those bar discussions you and your buddies have: All right, she's gorgeous and you can sleep with her every night, but you have to give up gambling, swearing, alcohol, and caffeine. Oh, and you have to join her cult.

    Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

    June 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
  37. SIN CITY

    Oh my dear UTAH!! don't you love being so close to SIN CITY?

    June 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
  38. lou50

    well suspect he is really feeling old about now as you are as old and the woman you feel.

    June 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm | Report abuse |
  39. rDS

    They asked Hef if he was worried about...well, you know, possible death while going at it with her. He replied shrugging..."Hey, if she dies, she dies "

    June 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm | Report abuse |
  40. RDS

    And they say guys are shallow. We are....BUT:
    Women routinely marry for money....nothing else. How "shallow" can you get ?

    June 16, 2011 at 5:10 pm | Report abuse |
  41. Robert

    Get the sheep on the side of the cliff in Utah.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Pop

    Hef looks great at 85! BTW, isn't she too old for him?

    June 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm | Report abuse |
  43. Alex

    he'll find another one in the next 2 minutes

    June 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm | Report abuse |
  44. Snoop

    Thats what Hef gets for dating a ho, I guess..

    June 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Jane

    Pajama Dude, buy a vowel/get a clue/phone a friend: you're old and creepy.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm | Report abuse |
  46. Dan

    I'll take her.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  47. phoebe

    the comments are so much fun to read... goes will with the article quite will!

    June 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Bob

    She didn't like your prenup Hef.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
  49. sandy k

    Hey guys, let's face it. Hef is 85, and every little girl that he can get, is like a trophy.
    Can he get it up? I don't think so. Does he care? No. He does not. All he cares for, is to satisfy his sick ego, and thinking that every male in the world is envious of him.
    We live in a plastic world now days.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Dimples

    Utah-Aren't you also the state that has the church that doesn't allow birth control because you think that any baby is a blessing from God.I know a couple of families who belong to the Mormon church.One of those families had a 12 year old daughter who got herself pregnant.Her mother and dad decided to raise the child as their own because they knew the 12 year old couldn't raise it and take care of the baby.So is a immature 12 year old having a child a blessing from God.Also babies being born with physical and mental handicaps because the mother was either high or smoking during pregnancy,is that a blessing from God?Your state is also so eager for you to get married at age 20 because othe temptations that are out there for young people.With all the well educated smart people out there use some of that commen sense and intelligence and teach yourselfs and your kids that is okay to not get married right out of college and you don't have to fall prey to all the temptations that are out there.Also teach your kids and yourselfs that not every family is supposed to have kids or if you do have kids don't have 6 or 7 of them.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Robin

    If Hugh doesn't have a clue why his ex dumped him then he might want to look in the mirror...he is no spring chicken anymore. Dude, you're getting old and no young thing hotter than the Fourth of July wants to get with old dudes, even if they are richer than God!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  52. Egotripen

    I think Crystal had this planned from the word "GO"!! She is out for publicity and money! That is it! I wish people would not give her the time of day and move on! I am glad to hear Hef changed the cover for next month!! It should read "GOLD DIGGER" insead!! Go back to Holly if she will have you still Hef! She was a very least REAL! A parting word for Crystal "KARMA" see you on the flip side chicky! LOL!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  53. oldguy

    "Crystal did an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning to explain everything, but I still don't have a clue."

    That's Alzheimer's for ya...

    June 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Lurker

    Maybe she reality hit her and saw herself with this shrivel and figured she didn't want to go forward. Guess the money wasn't enough for her, or perhaps she wants both the money with the options of someone who is old enough to be her grandpa. And she has an actual education? Why bother when all you need to do is take it off and pose like a dumb bimbo. Eh....guess its part of society.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
  55. erich2112x

    Have her shrugging her shoulders in a big old pair of granny panties.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Bill

    What do you want to bet she did it for the publicity? She will do a reality show etc.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Yeah Right

    Someone needs to be educated about Mormons....The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, otherwise known as Mormons do not practice polygamy. That is a different religion all together. If someone in the LDS church is found practicing polygamy they are ex-communicated from the LDS church. Utah is not perfect nor are the people who live there. There is a very diverse population there. Get your information correct so you don't look stupid talking about something you know nothing about. You just look ignorant.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:51 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Deb

    Does she have to give the ring back?

    June 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  59. Jack

    elm

    No wonder he left her. If my soon to be wife were about to appear in Playboy I would leave her at that alter also.

    ------------------
    Hey Forest Dump,,, learn to read.... He didn't leave her, she left him geez

    June 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  60. booboo

    Publicity stunt...smh.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm | Report abuse |
  61. south africa

    I want the old girls to come back all the new ones sucks none of the other girls made the show as fun as kendra holly and brigette!

    June 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Booboo

      They all annoying. I don't get it about these shows. These people don't even have the education or even morals to get my attention. People talk about Weiner, but they show these naked women involved with a pimp on tv and that's ok. It's hypocrisy.

      June 16, 2011 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
  62. us dummies

    haha all u loserz commenting negatively wish u had a good looking partner.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm | Report abuse |
  63. south africa

    The girls must realise he is 85 years old they are boosting his ego

    June 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Shannon

    He is a disgusting dirty old man. She came to her senses in just enough time!!

    June 16, 2011 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  65. The Marine

    Just another tale of the crypt gone bad.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  66. south africa

    He should have married holly

    June 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Jane Doe

    "Harris added that she had been feeling ill at ease about the nuptials for awhile and was not comfortable with Hef's lifestyle which included having multiple girlfriends."

    Not comfortable? lol. ok its not like she didnt know who he was BEFORE she started dating him. Having those multiple girlfriends is what he is known for and she knew that going in. Playboy is an empire that he created based on naked women. Wow, she really is a true blonde.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Chucklehead

    What's really amazing is that anyone would still buy Playboy.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  69. MissDee

    You've got a misspelling:

    Well, that would have been her name –"IF" not is –Harris hadn't called off the wedding which had been scheduled for Saturday.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Ideal

    Hef lives in a mansion created from spunk....think about it

    June 16, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Justin Bieber

      Yeah and his shandalier is made up of dirty bras and underwear. My house is made up of mirrors and hair gel beat that. He has the most beautiful babes everynight and all I got is nice hair and a pet named Selena

      June 16, 2011 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
  71. quilombo

    hef, you "still don't have a clue"? let me spell it out for you...YOU'RE 85 YEARS OLD!

    June 16, 2011 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  72. SB

    Can we get a copy editor in here please? Or at least liberate a couple of fourteen year olds from their paper routes to come and spell check for you sods!

    June 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
  73. Baranga the Great

    DANG!!! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR HEF TO BE HAPPY! NOW WHAT!?! NOW WHAT!?! NOW HE HAS TO GO BACK TO HIS LIFE OF GETTING WITH SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!! IS THERE NO PEACE FOR THIS MAN?!? IS THERE NO JUSTICE?!? FOR JUSTICE, WE MUST GO TO DON CORLEONE!!!!!!!!!!

    June 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
  74. money

    He should have just married Holly

    June 16, 2011 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
  75. jeff

    Hef has had his fun in life. Now he gets to see what it is like to be a lonely old man and when he dies burn in hell!

    June 16, 2011 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Newbodgg

      1) He's not lonely. He has multiple girlfriends.
      2) Who gave you the authority to cast people into hell?

      June 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Danko Ramone

    In other words, Hefner wanted her to sign a prenuptial agreement, and she said no.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Erica

    Alls fair in love and war Hef.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Kat

    This would have been a sham marriage anyway. She made a smart choice to move on from that lifestyle if she felt uncomfortable with it (plus she was being honest with herself instead of doing it for the money). Why should Heff even bother getting married when he's going to be polyamorous anyway? Seems like it's completely unnecessary for the guy. Unless he's getting lonely for genuine companionship in his old age... if that's the case, time to grow up and leave the party lifestyle behind. Oh, and stop dating women who are young enough to be in college or even late high school! Most of them are not mature enough for commitment!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
  79. Towand

    I enjoy reading tweets to see how "off the subject" some of the comments can be. Never fails to make me laugh and most of these comments are no exception.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm | Report abuse |
  80. Groo

    "I still don't have a clue."

    Really? You're 85 years old, you don't have a percentage of the wealth you did ten years ago, your house is filthy (And I don't mean that in a 'you bunch of sinners' kind of way. I mean literally dirty.), and you have issues with fidelity. Pick a clue. Any clue.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  81. bioya

    Dumb like a Fox, she knew all the time she wasn't going to marry the old man... reguardless of money... She'll be famous for rejecting him!!! Great marketing....

    June 16, 2011 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
  82. contessa

    Hey, Hef!! Forget about Crystal, pronto!! Those volumptuous girls who visit the Mansion are just a distraction!! Why not take a trip to Wassilla, Alaska!! You need a "REAL" woman!! Offer Sarah Palin a body make-over!! Sarah Palin is all about $$$$$$!!! And she certainly has educated her older daughters to do the same!! She is far from educated in the politial arena! Very educated in the unpredictable arena!! Why not put her on the cover of Playboy????? That could be her "coming out and taking it off party", prior to her announcing her candidacy for POTUS!! That would make the Republican Candidates for POTUS take notice! Only problem might be she will "fall in love" . . . . . with your money . . . . . not YOU!!!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • kelley macdonald

      Really? You're that obsessed with Palin that you found a way to diss her in THIS story??? I'm no Palin fan, but seriously...

      June 16, 2011 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  83. POSSIUM

    The mag.is printed a month ahead of time. So how is it a publicty stunt?

    June 16, 2011 at 12:47 pm | Report abuse |
  84. deuce

    I give Hef all the credit in the world. He's not a rapist, every woman he's ever slept with has done so willingly, and every woman he's dated has known his reputation before they started dating.

    What happens between 2 consenting adults (or 3 or 4 or 5) is their business. You stay out of my bedroom and I'll stay out of yours...deal?

    June 16, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  85. Christine

    Apparently the writer didn't spell check (ok "is" vs "if" is easy to miss)

    –>Well, that would have been her name is Harris hadn't called off the wedding which had been scheduled for Saturday.

    Good for Ms Harris not getting sucked into being #3!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
  86. Run

    Surprised no one has this story right. I was there and there was no conversation between them. She left without a word and Hef had no idea where she was until late Monday when he was informed the wedding was off. They haven't sat down to talk. They aren't even communicating.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • kelley macdonald

      You were THERE? Are you "Run", the dog? A dog who can type?

      June 16, 2011 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Me

    Guess he should have married little Miss Holly afterall LOL

    June 16, 2011 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
  88. ROFL

    It sounds like the recently ex-fiance's lawyer finally got around to reading the pre-nups and said, "No way!" Or maybe Christie H read the pre-nups and said, "Not a chance with my daddy, sweetie!"

    June 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  89. FlemK

    Oh my goodness! All of the comments are hilarious! You guys have made my day......

    June 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  90. oli

    Hef is the luckiest man in the WORLD.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Demetri Buttnik

    Maybe she ran away because she is on the rag....

    June 16, 2011 at 12:34 pm | Report abuse |
  92. JMM

    Sucks for Hugh, she was far hotter than ANY of his previous wives. Gorgeous!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:32 pm | Report abuse |
  93. Justin Bieber

    Dear Mr. Hef

    I don't understand why you keep dating young girls such as myself hehe. You are an old Gentlemen that can't go to a bingo game and meet someone your own age. I am very disappointed in you mr. Hef I am producing an album and dedicating a song to you called "She would not marry cause my Balls are Scary" feat Akon, lil Jon. Good Luck Hef if you sell the Playboy Mansion I will by it and fill it up with my groupies.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Richard Allen

    Maybe the money wasn't right. Who knows what really went down.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  95. RM

    Hef should start taking a combination of ED pills.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • hahahahahaha

      "Start"? You're being funny, right? Hef probably invested a fortune in the development of the little blue pill! Even with money and a never ending stiffie, he's still an old man, with that old person smell. What would be worse – old and limp, or old, randy, and looking for a ride? What twenty something would be thrilled about marrying that?

      June 16, 2011 at 5:25 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Leonore H. Dvorkin

    That should be "between Hugh and me," not "between Hugh and I." Object pronouns follow prepositions. Between is a preposition. / It was a creepy match-up anyway. She can do better. I hope she finds a nice young guy who will not be dead in a few more years, most likely.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • ROFL

      English teachers read Playboy? I thought they only looked at the pictures?

      June 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • gah

      this is an article on CNN, not playboy

      i'm not surprised Ms Harris was grammatically incorrect since no one expects her to be brainy, but i do think the author needs to learn to proofread since it's their job to write well

      June 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • sharonv

      thank you! That has to be my biggest pet peeve.

      June 16, 2011 at 7:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chomsky

      Not true since "Hef and I" are the logical subjects of the sentence. Nominative is appropriate.

      June 16, 2011 at 9:34 pm | Report abuse |
  97. jenny prince

    With all the misspelled words – I can see way China is so far ahead of us.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Kneeneye

      How fitting that your comment included your own spelling mistake! I got your number 867-5309

      June 16, 2011 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • mominABQ

      Nice spelling there genius! *way* does not equal WHY! LOL

      June 16, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  98. brian

    Money money oh bring it hef

    June 16, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  99. Nunya

    Just another gold digging, no talent, hack with nothing to offer but her looks.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Intrepid

    Hef & Mitt : sharing 1 )a lifestyle & 2) religion that peddle promises & prophets to the weak at the expense of common sense

    June 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  101. brian

    Hefs got the money but he pays well for his girls to live at the mansion right and he also caters to all the rich people who want some ummm action if you ya know what i m ean . hugh is a male madam of sorts

    June 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Danny

    Oh honey that wallet looks so good on you!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:02 pm | Report abuse |
  103. hih

    Got the milk and did not buy the cow

    June 16, 2011 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
  104. ricksterName*

    Go Hef you win.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
  105. Raven

    Either you must be 8 years old or extremely illiterate.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  106. Saucy Lad

    Hef partied with Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson. I'm fairly certain he fought a Gettysburg too.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
  107. Monica L

    Utah?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
  108. Reggie Spaghetti

    He looks amazing for being 110

    June 16, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
  109. douglas

    Bright gal...she just now had an epiphany about this guys lifestyle? Sounds like she was trolling for money and finally couldn't live with herself any longer.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
  110. Erictheruler

    Hahaha that's what you get for dating someone your sons age. How can an 86 year old man relate to a woman her age.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  111. Monica L

    All of his women pose for the magazine @ some point. thats what most of them dream about doing anyways. plus she was well aware of his lifestyle its been on tv for years.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  112. nitrous

    She probably realized that Hef's "magic wand" didn't perform like Harry Potter's – it only looked like it – old, thin, knurled & twisted.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  113. Tom Cruise

    Mitt??? I'm voting for Xeno in 2012!!! Mormons are silly, Scientology keeps it real.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  114. CORA LDS

    This magazine is filth. It is leading to the downfall of values and morals in our country. I hope Mitt Romney gets elected. He will clean this mess up.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
    • sugartaste81

      You do realize Playboy has been around for almost 60 years, right??

      June 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jeff

      I guess if you are ashamed of the naked body it might be considered filth.

      Why does it that it seem to be the religious or those that believe in God's message and celebrate his creations feel what many assume to be his best creation should only be viewed covered up?

      June 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bill Cosby

      Filth flarn flarn Filth I say!!

      June 16, 2011 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Eric

      60 Years? Damn that's about as old as the bible.

      June 16, 2011 at 8:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Phil

      Typical religious hypocritical post....... remind me again what go forth and multipyl means?

      June 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • mike

      your a loser

      June 17, 2011 at 2:16 am | Report abuse |
    • thisisstupidbutwhynot

      yeah, ok.

      June 17, 2011 at 7:58 am | Report abuse |
    • reallytheresnon-mormonsinutahtoo

      Don't waste good voting banter on Romney anymore. Now that "thanks-for-the-sweet-job-but-I-gotta-plot-your-overthrow" Huntsman will be throwing his hat in the ring, all the Latterdaysaints can get behind a good Mormon that wouldn't dare help everyone get healthcare, or really do anything for the poor but chastise them for not following the commandments. (See Mormons believe that blessings=money, and if you are good you get more blessings. Thus, if you are poor you must be a sinner. It's a nice way to prevent Mormon democrats.)

      June 17, 2011 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
  115. John T

    How obvious. It was all a hoax (scam) to try and sell out the July issue

    June 16, 2011 at 11:27 am | Report abuse |
  116. j9

    Can he still get it up?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
  117. hefstillrules

    SheWasAlreadyInPlayboyBeforePeople

    June 16, 2011 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
  118. John T

    How obvious. It was all a hoax (scam) to try and sell out the July issue.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  119. Rock

    exactly....errr.....was that english?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  120. hefstillrules

    Thefactthatshesaysheisstillbanginothergirlsiswhyshelefdidntsheknowhislifestyle???ComeonCrystal!

    June 16, 2011 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  121. DB

    Hef tweeted that he still doesn't have a clue. Could that be because he's a senile old coot?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Diane

      LOL You'r right. Who could figure it out at 85. This is the year 2011. This country is on overload with very rich,very young
      very educated,very good looking young men.Come on young ladies,how come they are not interested in you.I guess your only chance at even getting married is to find a broken down valise who wears diapers.DUH
      You make yourselves look so dumb.

      June 20, 2011 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  122. delia rodriguez

    Crystal missed on Anna Nicole Smith's advice on old men...

    June 16, 2011 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Kneeneye

      What is that? Mary a 80-something multi-millionare with one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel?

      June 16, 2011 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • @delia

      Yeah, and Anna Nicole Smith died before her claim to an inheritence was settled in court. Some plan.

      June 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
  123. Chucklehead

    Crystal? I believe your 15 minutes are up. Time to go away.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
  124. Millie Bea

    Now here is a stupid girl who either did not take advice- or listened to stupid advice. She will have no career as a :singer". And she will not even be considred for the C-D list things like Dancing With The Stars, The Bachelorette.

    Kendra and the other two- Holly and Bridget played it right: make no promises, have fun, figurte out your next move and get Hef's blessing. This babe must have really done a number on an old man's ego. I don't care who he is.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
    • Jovanb Bregu

      Crystal did not feel "comfortable" with his prenuptals. That's all to it!!!! Of course she would not stay with him "till death do us part".

      June 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm | Report abuse |
  125. rae

    Who cares. Let it go

    June 16, 2011 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  126. kellie abrams

    I want the 60 seconds I just waisted back!

    June 16, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
  127. Rrrralph

    In Utah, even the cats wear pants.

    June 16, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Tigga

      Rrrralph, are you a cat? Must you conceal your nudity before your master? BTW, is Cat Fancy magazine banned in Utah?

      June 16, 2011 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  128. Todd Packer

    Cheer up Hef, you will find another.

    June 16, 2011 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Howard

      Yeah, Hef'll find another ... unless he wakes up to the fact that no woman of sound mind and under the age of 30 (heck, 40!) would marry an 85 year old "Playboy" for anything other than his money. If he really "didn't have a clue" of what was happening and why, then he's truly deluded himself.

      June 16, 2011 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • A Former Playboy Employee

      Oh the allusions the naive and gullible public will buy into...it never ceases to amaze me after all these years, he can still pull the wool over everyone's eyes.

      June 16, 2011 at 10:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • dadatruth

      The Golden Girls will ride again.

      June 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  129. just saying

    She'a a beautiful woman ...now, but look at her close, her skin is aged, too much sun, she won't weather well, of course there's always plastic surgery.

    June 16, 2011 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Richard

      Not like Hef? he ageed gracefully? lol

      June 16, 2011 at 6:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Der

      How long do you think he needs her for?

      June 16, 2011 at 9:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • JM

      Can you take that crystal ball and predict what I will look like in the future too? While you're at it can you tell me how many kids I'll have and when I'm gonna die?

      June 16, 2011 at 10:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • dadatruth

      Crystal said that she feared Hef would overdose on Viagra.

      June 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  130. Mike

    Well in Provo Utah all u Mormon freakshows don't know what your missing

    June 16, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  131. jjonahjameson

    crap

    June 16, 2011 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
    • Isabella

      Utter crap... lol...

      Get 1 year FREE subscription to the hottest men's magazine – Maxim! – femalefirst.us/maxim

      June 19, 2011 at 3:01 am | Report abuse |
  132. a closeted anti-gay Republican

    it's the wrong magazine for those kind of pics, but, if you don't mind, I'd love to check 'em out!

    June 16, 2011 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
  133. Victoria

    Hahahaha Love it Anthony Weiner!

    June 16, 2011 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  134. elm

    No wonder he left her. If my soon to be wife were about to appear in Playboy I would leave her at that alter also.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  135. Pat in IL

    Baloney! I see that they do allow stupid spelling errors, so how is the education system in Utah doing?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am | Report abuse |
  136. egg

    What is your goal as to how many wives you need and their age range? Utah, what a state.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  137. 16 and pregnant mom to be

    Looks as though Hef just caught trying to lift his wallet.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
  138. A. Goodwin

    You better never travel to Europe – they have naked statues of people everywhere – GASP. I actually think God must like naked people...after all, why didn't get make sure we were all born with clothing on? I lived in Salt Lake and attended the University of Utah – I was never more happy to leave that backwards state when I did (1995). You can have your holier than thou state. Its a beatiful place to live but BORING!!!!!

    June 16, 2011 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  139. jem morgue

    Hook, line, and sinker Dook. Kudos.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Report abuse |
  140. Catty Cat

    Ya'll don't get out much, do you? I do believe our boy the dook is making what is referred to as "jokes".

    June 16, 2011 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  141. Woot Woot

    That's because your only allowed to look at sheep.....baaahhhhh!!!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
  142. Kelly

    Nothin wrong with Heathens :-) I have many Heathen friends. Hail Heathens!

    June 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
  143. @KnuckleDragger

    Hey, not cool Not even funny and totally crosses the line. Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped and abused by a sociopath. There's nothing funny about that at all. It's time you rethink your value on the planet.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  144. thor

    He doesn't have a clue because he is old and demented. Maybe the syphilis is finally catching up with him or maybe it's just Alzheimers.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
  145. Grasshopper

    The last people who should be criticizing are the Mormons. Dang, those guys marry multiple wives and I wouldn't be surprised if they married their cousin or sister. A lot of Americans see them as being "cult-like"

    June 16, 2011 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
  146. Ray in Vegas

    It always amazes me how so many people do not recognized sarcasm when they see it. I can only attribute that to lack of intelligence. Morons.

    June 16, 2011 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Franky

    No, but you allow 1 man to marry as many 12 year old girls as he would like. I think Hugh actually would fit right in. CAn't say he don't take care of his girls!

    June 16, 2011 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  148. Former Marine

    Funny you say such a thing. While I was in the military and spent time in Ogden Utah I recall several establishments (bars/strip joints) being owned by senior citizens who were present when I entered as a customer.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm | Report abuse |
  149. Tick Olaf

    She is just lovely.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  150. Your all Idiots!!!

    Once again I am amazed at all of the ignorance here!!! Mormons do NOT marry multiple wives, underage girls, etc!!! There are some spin off cults of the Mormon religion that do but they are NOT Mormon. All you do is show your ignorance and stupidity when you comment about things you know nothing about!!! I am not Mormon but I have lived in Salt Lake City my whole life and have lots of family that is. And by the way they do sell any kind of adult magazine you want you just have to go to certain stores to buy them like Blue Boutique, just because you don’t know where to buy them does not mean you can’t! You judgmental people are all the ones that look like idiots not the Mormons!

    June 16, 2011 at 2:31 pm | Report abuse |
  151. kayla

    That's because you are a bunch of Mormons who cater to men!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm | Report abuse |
  152. Byrd

    But I noticed that the sheep in Utah look kinda scared.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  153. Mik

    Yuck... Can you say "gold digger" Little Johnny?
    What does he want with a 20 year old wife anyway... I suppose he needs someone to "wheel him to the sunny window" huh? I reiterate.... YUCK!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
  154. Dan

    Oh no! A beautiful female body. Don't look.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:04 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Snoooooze....

    I stopped caring about what this lizard does LONG AGO. He's the lowest level on the chain of life. Hope he dies a horrible, painful and drawn-out death.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  156. weiner one

    Playboy is not a dirty magazine. They do have the best photography of NAKED girls in good taste.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  157. Jim

    "The Women of Utah: The Magic Underwear Edition"

    June 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm | Report abuse |
  158. Robert

    Yeah, in Utah you keep your extra wives in the shed. God bless Hef, seen more trim than most of us can fathom.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
  159. Mudman

    She's fake. Tanned, hair-dyed, fake teeth, plastic surgery, airbrushed! A total fraud!

    June 16, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Really

    Are you serious? That is so ridiculous!!

    June 16, 2011 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  161. Dave

    Yeah right!! I've been to Provo and lived there for a bit and that's not what it's like there.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
  162. Pat in IL

    This has to be a joke, right? If not, though, my question is: Which is more morally and ethically damaging...the divisiveness of intolerance, or showing an ankle? Think about it.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  163. Cløvis

    I'm one of his neighbors, those ankles...those luscious creamy ankles. I can still picture them in my mind.

    June 16, 2011 at 11:56 am | Report abuse |
  164. jms

    @Dook- I am a traveling technician. I spent the better part of the year 2008 staying at the Residence Inn in your lovely "clean" town of Provo Utah. I think you will be horrified to know that the dirtiest after hour romps I have ever been lucky enough to participate in were put on by the wonderfully tasty young adults in your fair town. It sounds to me like you are one of the ignorant people in this world living in a fantasy land.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  165. Therewolf

    Dook, yer a god. That's twice and the fish are still beating down the door to taste that hook.

    June 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
  166. trololololol

    Obvious troll

    June 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
  167. That Guy

    Really Dook.. Her ankles showing.. You guys need to take a chill pill and relax. I thought you was about to say a "thong" or something.. Word for today.."RELAX"

    June 16, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  168. That Guy

    @ jms.. Whers's this hussy session at?? I want in.. Nothing like a good wanna be good girl turned bad.. Im in..

    June 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Shoe

    Cast another one out there Dook! They'er biting hard today!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm | Report abuse |
  170. mhwse

    .. visit Munich in summer .. pretty nacked girls all over the parks .. no one cares no poilce .. no one is interested .. it s usual casual and we one of the lowest birth rates in EU .. (we call that FREEDOM of expression .. may be the US should learn about freedom ..)

    June 16, 2011 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
  171. Byrd

    She was just showing me how she could bend over and grad her ankles. Jeez. Some people are so sensitive. She can bend over backwards too, but I'll bet you did't know that either.

    June 16, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  172. allen

    any of you ever heard of sarcasm?

    June 16, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  173. IzBeStoopid

    Duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Wow, people are easy to fool....Kudos for TWO easy ones....Fool them once, shame on.....F* that, shame on them both times!!!

    June 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
  174. Provo Guy

    @dook: Thank you so much for expressing such courage – it must have been really difficult to leave that loose girl of yours. I also live in Provo, and she is definitely not representative of the upstanding women I know. I am so glad that we both live in a community so untouched by the world and its evil influences. Thank goodness the women of Provo still dress modestly wearing bonnets; dresses that cover ankles, wrists, and necks; and plain, earthy colors.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:01 pm | Report abuse |
  175. Justin Bieber

    It's ok Dook let the neighbors talk. They don't realize that those ankles have been through hell and back. Why did you break up thats no way to treat a Yeti. Next time make sure your Yeti is properly covered.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm | Report abuse |
  176. pawsalot

    Read much? At all? Even a little?

    June 16, 2011 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse |
  177. jj

    I read that she was only getting $200 a week for clothes allowance.... you call that
    'taking care of his gals'?????

    June 18, 2011 at 3:49 am | Report abuse |

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