It turns out Snooki's cop car run-in came with consequences.
Following her fender bender with an Italian traffic patrol car on Monday, Italian authorities have revoked her international driver’s license, an MTV spokesperson tells CNN.
The 23-year-old, who’s currently filming MTV’s “Jersey Shore” in the country along with the rest of the reality show cast, was attempting to drive around Florence in a Fiat Multipla with "Shore" star Deena Cortese when she got into a minor car accident with a police vehicle. The cruiser, funnily enough, was an escort appointed for the cast's security, according to People.
Since she played bumper cars with police, Italian authorities have revoked her license, and according to Us Weekly, she could face a civil suit.
The two police officers who were in the vehicle suffered minor injuries and could take Snooki to court. A Florence police spokesperson told Us, "It was nothing serious and they have been released, but they will not be back at work for a week."
Apparently, the “Jersey Shore” crew has also racked up more than 300 euros worth of fines for traffic violations in the three weeks the cast has been in the country.
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I think "Jersey Shore" shouldnt exist. People are starting to act like snookie and all the jersey shore cast. I think "Jersey Shore" should not exist. Its turning girls into little wh***s and turning guys into manwh***s. Thats my opion about "Jersey Shore".
I laced that palm of hers with my batter last night. She gets overly $ exed up when she gets all this press and naturally takes it out on me. That little broad from New York can work a crank man
When is jersey shore coming on ?
If this is the worst of it, Jersey Shore is doing better than expected in Italy.
How the heck did she get an international driver's license in the first place? I had one when I lived in Germany and that test is far more difficult than any driving test in the US. I do not believe for one second that she passed this test.
wow, she bumped a police car, and the cops are out of work for a week? gimme a break. way to milk it.
She sure is ugly
Geez, HATERS HATERS HATERS, how sad. Are your lives really that bad? She's entertainment and you fools are talking about her. Money in the bank. . . ha ha ha
Snooki and other Jersey shore company are a bunch of idiots. They lack the common sense a peanut has. What a sad pathetic example they all set...pathetic.
It's good to hear once in a while that somebody puts that midget in her place!! Unfortunately she's the kind of idiot that makes Americans look like Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber"
With glasses like that, I don't blame them to revoke her driver license. Now what we need to do is revoke her from coming back to the States. The girl try to build herself a reputation on her stupidy, and she makes money with that. I wish I was that stupid.
And why is she 'famous'?? Reminds me of the movie 'Idiocracy'.
Dirty! Dirty! Ewwww....Dirty!!! I need another shower!!!!
Where did they get these people from I'm from jersey and I'm nothing like these idiots or anybody I know from jersey these people are giving us a bad rap and people who aren't from around here think this is how jersey is the show sucks and they need to take it off the air
And this is news? Who cares what that hood rat does.
In other (more interesting) news, I just dropped a hot, steamy deuce...
Mellissa – STOP saying you are Canadian when you travel! you're now giving us Canadians a bad name !!!
I’m starting to understand why people from other countries have such a low opinion of Americans.
If this isn't a typical publicity stunt concoction...I don't know what is. Her show must be desparate
She broke the law!
I am the law
I heard the whole cast got DWIs over there. "Douchbags While Italian".
If Snookie's neck is that wrinkled at age 23, wonder what it will be like at age 40. Maybe the skin will be hanging down to her waist?
Lay off my little orange broad darn you all. She was so upset last night I had to give it to her twice to get her mind off everything. The best part about those glasses is that she likes it when she finishes me off on them.
Ok, a serious question...who is this person, why is she relevant, and what is so important about her that this is news? Further, is she so facially unattractive she needs to wear such rediculous eyewear, or did I just answer my own question?
It is truly amazing what passes for beauty in New Jersey. It must be something in the water there.
There is something in the water in New Jersey...its called idiotic New Yorkers pretending to be from Jersey...its infecting everyone
I wonder what her medical bill will be with those retarded shades on. crashing into everything and everyone. Next thing you know (which will be no surprise) is she will end up getting arrested by the fashion police. For the POS she is wearing over here eyes.
Italy has the worst drivers in Europe hands down. So what does this say about Jersey drivers?!? I'd say they are in a class by themselves.
Ladies and gents: I don't get the point of turning the blog into a "spelling patrol". Anyway, I am Italian born (from Florence) and I assure you these folks are a shame for our own people. Mind you: These are NOT Italians...They are Italo-Americans, a totally different story. Do you know that one girl of the same crew, in Florence (Firenze), climbed over a fence on a bridge and risked her life by being plain stupid and reckless? Nobody understood why she did that...we speculate she wanted to attract attention, since WE have not mobbed around them, no "Jersey Shore" fans in Italy, believe me. By the way, the bridge is on the high banks of the Arno river, in the historical downtown of Firenze, very dangerous. We call this gang of over-tanned horrors TAMARRI = pedantic-kitch-classless idiots...Revoke the passport, please!!! How is my spelling ? :o)
5 years ago I came back to the 'states with my foreign-born wife and kids after 20 years overseas, the idea being to show them my birthplace, give them a taste of the "American experience" and to widen their horizons...
What the hell was I thinking???
Now I remember why I hate television, and 99.9% of humanity.
Jersey shore trash
more like new york trash since that's where she's from
The US should revoke their passports. Italy can keep them. We don't need them back. What embarrassments these idiots are to America.
She thought she was really famous after that book....the license to the book and to retain the name "snooki" should have been denied. The only situation that the "situation" is in is that jacked up look on his face which im sure is worse after ronnie slapped him....haaaaaa. They never should have been given passports nor should they have been able to terrorize italy. Poor people....had to deal w/ "wana be italians"
No wonder Americans have a horrible reputation around the world. This is why I say I am Canadian when I travel!!
Her 5 minutes of 'fame' should have been over after her first 5 minutes on TV, come on America, there is much more newsworthy issues to cover. Shame on you!
I'm glad she got her international license revoked, she needs to stop acting like an idiot it's NOT cute.
Looks like MTV and crew is also acting obnoxious in Italy by breaking all the traffic laws. The crew has racked up 300 euros in traffic fines. This is why other countries think that Americans are so annoying. They think we can do anything we want anywhere. They should revoke ALL the crews licenses!
NEVER HeARD of her. I don't waste my time on moldy valveetta that smells like gorganzolla. Apparently U DO
It's a shame when Americans especially this show which is nothing but a drunk fest, goes abroad, and makes Americans look classless. Snooki is thinking this is all fun and games, no respect but it does make americans look bad in Italy's eyes.
It's not only Italy, we are an annoying eyesore to the world. Every country already labels us that way. Many Americans don't respect others peoples cultures when traveling abroad.
You spell checkers are not even funny. It's just a blog and sometimes people uses their phones which typing from can lead to typos. Get off your high horse and stop being so fricken uptight.
revoke her life too
How did she become a celebrity? Easy..Its not who you know...Its who you blow....
300 euros worth of fines? is that like 1 or 2 tickets between all those people who are in a foreign country? Was one of the tickets because the fender bender? how many people haven't had a fender bender? I hate snookie but either this story has some missing pieces or this is just retarded. Just about every female in the united states should have their license internationally revoked. I'm a guy so I dont know what its like to cause a accident myself but i've been in a lot.
Breaking news the Bronx zoo has lost a herd of jack as$es...o wait Nevermind that's the cast of jersey shore...
That mongrel mestiza is a total fraud and an insult to real Italians everywhere.
Snookie is so fat she so fat she blow my mind snookie. Go snookie She so fat she so fat Go snookie hhaaahhahaaha i love this show for its stupidity. Let them get their fame. Let them get their $$. But they will never learn what to do with that money.
they should do "jersey shore:north korea." you run into a cop car there they send your remains back in a cigar box. they might need two for snookie though. one for her ass and one for the rest of her body
JERSEY SHORE HO HUM THIS BLOG IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN SHELL EVER BE
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Who cares! I'm SO damn sick and tired of hearing about these damn celebrity tramps like the rest of us care! We don't care! But then again you have a % of the population that has nothing else better to do than to follow these morons. Which is why such shows as EXTRA and TMZ are so successful.
Obviously by all the comments on this blog we can infer that a lot of people care
Didn't take them long to embarrass the United States.
Good job guys. Ya think this will stop her? Revoke her birth certificate. C'mon, be real men.
Snooki needs to be revoked.
Wow!!! She gets on a TV show, I'm in a band (can't say which one) but she is terrible. Gives us Italians a bad name. And us "celebrities" a bad name!
Yeah man, me too... I'm a celebrity, can't say who. Let's play the guessing game...! I'm also in a band... ah you guys will never guess this
Btw, Franko is
Anyone else sincerely hoping the racist imbeciles posting find themselves in dire need of a blood transfusion or organ donation to save their lives&the only donors available are Chilean or African ethnicity?Perhaps that would wake them up from the ignorance of racism...hmm?
People dont call her stupid when you cant read yourself. They dont have 300 violations they have paid 300 euros in fines. Ive seen a vehical get 125 dollars in fines in NYC in 20 minutes. with that said get her out of our lives
Good point .
Is she as dumb as she looks ? Maybe.. They should take away her license in New Jersey, too. A wreck.., waiting to happen. Everytime I see her name somewhere.., I ask myself.., "What talent does she have ?" Obviously.., its not driving.
everyone knows women cant drive
What is wrong with this idiot? She is always getting in trouble. Doesn't realize that when her 15 mins of fame is up she will have all these arrests on her record and people will remember what an a$$ she is. MTV..idiots for putting these s**m-b@gs on tv and making America look bad.
I would like to bury my hog in Snookis rear end and then pull out and paint a chocolate mustache with my rod on her chubby little face!
Please have yourself surgically sterilized ASAP. As unlikely as it is that you will actually find someone willing to copulate with you, I don't want to take any chances. It's unfortunate that no one gave your parents this advice before they produced you.
She makes me embarrassed for Americans in general. You're an embarrassment Snookie!
Terrorists should now focus on the jersey shore retards. Abduct and terminate. the only exception is vinnie. Never a fool always a gentleman.
Oh my god. What is wrong with her fingernails???
she's where she is cuz stupid NORTH american viewers put her where she is,nor ITALIAN or CHILEAN people who have higher standars of talent, intelligence and culture!
Low class people cross al kinds, this idiots that are also ugly embarras all Americans.
Yea, and you watch Beck
cant we just have her killed in an "accident"? followed by a "at sea burial"
The entire cast of Jersey Shore is a hideous wart on the nose of humanity. I'm embarrassed to be a fellow American and MTV should be ashamed to have them in front of a camera. Please, God, let the Italian authorities expel them from the country, so America suffers no more humiliation at their vulgar, uneducated, idiotic hands. The Italian word, 'tamarri' describes them beautifully. What a complete waste of space.
Please somebody revoke all of the passports of anyone involved with Jersey Shore.....leave these talentless morons to
stay in Europe. Sorry Europe!!
Good, I hope they kick her off the planet.
Steve, you can make your point without calling him retarded. I have a child that is literally retarded and take offense to this word being used to imply someones stupidity. I do think the entire cast of Jersey Shore is a disgrace to our country and an embarassment in their country. and Steve...you are is spelled you're.
Steve is probably a boii .
"Moron" and "idiot" used to be technical terms for medically retarded people. It's just a matter of time before truly retarded people are called something else and "retarded" becomes yet another way to describe stupid behavior. No offense to you or your child, but unless someone is directly referring to him/her - get over it. Politically correct has gone the way of the dinosaur. P.S. If you are whining, and someone tells you to stop acting like a baby - is it "offensive" to babies? C'mon.
Steve, you can make your point without calling him retarded. I have a child that is literally retarded and take offense to this word being used to imply someones stupidity. I do think the entire cast of Jersey Shore is a disgrace to our country and an embarassment in their country.
Can't stand the show or these supposed "celebrities" and can only wish they would confiscate their passports so they can't return to the States. It's bad enough we have to tolerate them here, but now unfortunately the Italian people have to endure their garbage. White trash is white trash and it can't be covered by the colors of the Italian flag. Sorry Italy....please forgive us for shipping this group of degenerates to you.
Me and weez watchin snooks get d bo'd all day and lovin it.
The Jersey Shore idiots are no more Italian than Spaghetti-O's. How funny that the mother country is treating them like the losers they are.
You know she is just a chubby C.
who freaken cares! jeez she is completely worthless, this isnt worthy of news nor is it worthy of anything. she is a low life fool, honestly who the hell cares!
Media do anything to promote sht. Va fan culo attrice di merda.
Now if they will only revoke her fat, ugly, orange dwarf license, we'll start getting somewhere.
If I went around wearing glasses covered in cheetah-print fur, you wouldn't want me behind the wheel of a car either!
its no measure of sanity to be well adjusted in a profoundly sick society'
deport all of them to mongolia... that would be a reality show
What did Mongolia ever do to us? I think Antartica would be a better choice.
The only thing i like about snookie is that episode when she got jaw jacked by that dude. Alot of people want to deliver a right hook to that pigs face but that guy is the only one with enough class to get the job done. Wishing i could donkey punch that rollie pollie!
Who cares that's what she get!!lmao
It's crazy how you guys are fighting about a television show that most of you don't watch!!! LET IT GO!!! I would think that you guys would have other things to do other than have a stupid argument about a girl who doesn't even give two craps about you!! LET IT GO! It's sad that this is coming from a girl who is most likely younger than most of you!!
Hello, I will be your guide to the internet for the next few moments. It's not that anyone cares or has strong feelings one way or another. It's the fact that for the most part the community on the internet is made up of bored, overly-intelligent high school and college aged people looking for something to do. This just happened to be convenient and easy to "blam."
So now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOE!
P.S. The other half is lasers, equally split between red and blue.
hmmm... this must be Chris Crocker's account...
She is only 23?!!! Wow I thought she was about 30! She looks used and abused.
Yea!!!!!! Deport her ass, just not back to the U. S.
Well I don't approve of the whole Jersey Shore thing..I'm getting the feeling that the Italian police don't like americans too much. Amanda Knox for one example.
WAS SHE DRIVING WITH THESE SHADES ON???....
Were you typing with them on? Turn the cap lock off.
Please dont waiste news on the trash
i like when she got rocked! made my night! thats what happens when you get in someones face! you got knocked the fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk out!!
300 euros: thats 3 speeding tickets.
If all the tickets were issued in Firenze, they were likely parking tickets. They give them out easily there. It could also be from taking an unauthorized vehicle into the city center. My point is that you are more likely to die in a wreck from going too fast than to get a speeding ticket there.
Two words that give this girl the type of justice she deserves, South Park…..
That's one UGLY ho.
Why u guys all hate dnt be jealous ya so wat she is from chile she was born and raised by italians I'm italian and that was all setup for her to hit that car by the italian police lol so they can make money off of her or mtv so all of u stop hating
And this, ladies and gentlement, is the average viewer of Snookie and crew – a semi-literate sub-moron. Please refrain from posting in the future until you learned the basic conventions of the English language and have had yourself surgically sterilized. The gene pool will be much better off without your contribution.
I cant wait till next week when I get my hair cut like the situation!
Snooki would look great in a burqa.
She is such a strunzo!
What do we have to do to deny her entrance back into the US? Can we, as a nation, disavow knowing her?? Creatures like her and her cronies are 'why they hate us" !! Do you blame them?
Demand to see a birth certificate. If she can't produce we leave her for the Europeans to deal with.
I bet they invent some crazy fine and threaten to detain them if they don't pay it. The Italian justice system is a circus.
eloquent, nemo, eloquent!
I LIEK THESE STOCK PHOTOS CCN USES THEY SHOW HOW UTTER RIDICULUS THESE CELEBS ARE NO WANDER SHE HIT A CAR SHE CANT SEE OUT THOSE GOGGLES
I like how it is a minor accident and neither of the cops are hurt but somehow they need to be off work for a week.
In the words of Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Snookie's life is one big car wreck. When are people going to stop fawning over her?
Why do people with talent die in airplane wrecks or O.D. on drugs? Because they know the world will miss them! the same wouldn't happen to snooki thats why that krispy kreme loving pomeranean will never die by accident. And thats the real tragety! If she were to keel over from a tanning bed over exposure incident no one would give a crap so why is she still around? She's the embodyment of every vile social dysfunction known to humans! STOP WATCHING THAT CRAP AND SHE"LL GO AWAY!!!!!!
Italy should have deported her. The fallout would have been more interesting than the show. Would MTV have pulled them all back to the States or abandoned Snooki?
This is one fat and nasty round ronda who should wear a full out burka and a bag over her head just in case. Grenade!
Amazing how we make celebrities out of nobody's in this country. Put her in the same jail cell with that Lohan chick...she is just as unimportant.
Sadly I saw one of the cast members when I was in Florence 2 weeks ago. He was being "escorted" by two women that were dressed pretty trashy (surprise!). Funny thing is, no Italian woman that I saw or talked to would have been caught dead dressed like the Situation's "escorts". I can only guess that they were Americans.
Hooray for the Jersey Shore cast! Keeping up the (well deserved) stereotype of the ugly Americans abroad. Ugh...
NEWS! ladies and gentlemen!
Perhaps Italy could also revoke her air-head license.
You, sir, should have your own comedy show!
I've seen better looking zits.
mervyn: You're blind.
No, She is NOT !!!!!!!!!!
wow,for people who dont watch the show you have alot to say,then find something better to do
Kimberly you're not understanding what's going on here. Most of the people commenting here go to the same shrink. Part of our suggested therapy is to come on here and be as rude as possible.
You people at CNN are total idiots posting meaningless crap about some talentless bimbo who gets a ticket in Italy.
Read your post again, in the context of being one of those people; you've never even HEARD of irony have you? :D
Am I the only one rooting for a bar brawl that leaves her and the rest of them in the an Italian jail next for the rest of their lives so that embarrassing piece of dung is never seen again on T.V. on in the states? Please????
Lord give me the strength to find a way to end these wastes of life someday.
Can't we make those repulsive creatures stay over there? They're all as dumb as a box of rocks. Just tell them they're in the Little Italy section of Newark or Jersey City. As long as they can get access to dumb bells and orange spray paint, they'll be fine. Of course, the Italians will hate us, but who cares as long as we don't have to deal with that pack of trolls!
let her keep driving so she can end up like princess di.........these greasy jersey freaks shouldn't be breathing our air!
hey Bristol, above is your role model. do what she does, but do them better.
She is the most digusting creature I have ever seen. Her depcition on Southpark is right on. I like Italy, but I hope all of those morons stay there forever. Waste of human space.
Lol..oh please do continue with the comments. I really need to laugh today.
What will "BUMPIT" do next week?
Oh,but it simply wouldn't be Jersey Shore without at least one of the stars getting arrested. Oh, what will those crazy kids do next??
Why do you people keep following this little no talant harlot around ? You only encourage her.
Who is following her? We are using this for trotting out the rhetoric. I have seen about 20 minutes of one show and was baffled as to its appeal. What I see other people say makes me glad to know I am not alone in having no use for this trash on TV. I am, however, interested in human beings and their behavior. Pop culture may not be high culture but it exists, people like it, and I am interested in the phenomenon if not the actual shows that generate it.
Clearly you are too.
Is she Italian? She does not look Italian at all. More like Mexican.
At least she's still smarter than $arah Palin.
And likely better read.
More class too. I would not have thought anyone was more of a loser than this "actress" but you found me one.
mmmmmm.... I'm not sure about that. Sarah Palin and Snookie? Sounds like the cast for a remake of Dumb an Dumber. I'm just not sure which is which. That's a hard one.
Have people become that desparate over the years that there is nothing else that can interest them other than watching some mindnumbingly stupid twenty-somethings bungle their way through Italy? Jeez.
Yes, apparantly they have. Makes you want to climb a clocktower eh? ;)
Italy revokes licenses for fender benders? lol
She hit a cop car and put two officers in the hospital with (minor) injuries. Can you imagine if an Italian "reality star" did the same in the USA? We'd probably have a congressional hearing for god's sake... 8)
hopefully the monster of florence comes outta retirement for these clowns..and 10 traffic tickets could be anything i, for one, don*t believe the hype..
Exactly right. Traffic tickets could be anything from parking too long in a timed zone to failing to yield the right of way to... .just about ANYTHING in the motor vehicle code even over in Italy!
They need to have some more information as to what the tickets are.
Personally, I would have a DOZEN tickets if the police had been there to see all the things I've done in the 14 years I have been driving!
Leira, I can't believe it, but I agree with you.
You are bragging about being a bad driver! So, it is not acceptable to make with the rhetoric on CNN but it is acceptable to be a dangerous driver! And you think it is okay for others do to the same because you do? Speaking of trash.... I am 62 and have had 1 ticket in my life. I paid it immediately.
Maybe they'll take away her passport, too, so that she has to stay over there. A blight on our culture.
Heh, makes you yearn for the days when a person could be banished from their native country eh? With luck, her next crash with be fatal, yet miraculously leave everyone else involved unharmed. I might find religion if THAT happened....
The only thing gayer than being born Stephen Daedalis is choosing that nom de plume on a message board.
I wonder if she likes getting her face painted
Not really sure what that means, but OH SNAP! NO YOU DIDN'T!!
i'm sure she does. look at the protective eye wear.
Italy is the latrine of Europe. It will take 20 years for them to press charges on Snooki!
What EU country doesn't think the other is a latrine? Still, Italy's "justice" system is a bit third world... I'll give you that. Maybe this is divine punishment for being on the wrong side of WWII... or it could just be the effect of extreme proximity to Catholocism? :D
No, they are not the latrine of Europe. The fact is that ANYONE could have gotten into an accident like this. It seems that people are bashing on her because she is:
1. Weathier than they will ever be.
2. A woman.
1. She'll never be wealthier than me
2. She's not a woman....she's a tramp.
I rather respect most women, except her and those who wish to act like her. I don't respect trailer trash.
I sincerely doubt she has as much money as I do. If she does, she should spend some of it on culture lessons.
Italy's the latrine of Europe? What an amazingly ignorant comment. If by latrine you mean that Italy is being flooded by foreign people of your minimal intelligence level, then I guess you are right. Go read some history and try to cure your racism and ignorance.
if was for an italian that discovery your country you were still in the jungle !!!dont forget that when rome was the center of the world your ancestor were running naked in the west.we discovery it we name it and we built this country!!!
read the history!but i forget you need to pay for go to school! !!!!
They should revoke her life...along with the remaining cast of Jersey Shore.
Don't worry, excessive drinking and chronic stupidity should cull that little herd given time. I see DD wrecks and overdoses in their futures... should make for some really boring TV.
Just firing the lot and put a "do not hire" tattoo on the forehead, maybe. Without the money they are paid they cannot continue to live the way they do outside the set. It does not have to be just working class Americans who lose everything to the whims of commerce. Killing them would set a bad precedent and may keep legitimately talented people from trying out.
She's not even Italian at all, her adopted parents are italian. She's Chilean...which is basically not even human.
Ahhhh... it wouldn't be an internet comments board without some good old fashioned racism. *rolleyes* Note: unless you were born in Italy, you're not Italian, you're of Italian descent. I'm not overly fond of Italy, but I can understand why the self-styled Italians of the USA give them agita. :D
Italian as spoken in NYC sounds like they have never heard the real language. It is simply barbaric and the pronunciations are horrendous. The Italian culture in the US comes from peasants who came over. The food is terrible even in the top NY restaurants: Overcooked pasta slop with meat sauce mild or hot and white sauce. They also over cook all meat and fish.I never saw anything like this in Italy where they use a light hand. The Mediterranean. Diet is not based on American Italian food. Things may have changed since my last visit but the women are well dressed and sensual not under- dressed and vulgar. Look what we have done to coffee! Instead of selecting very good beans and the proper heat we throw skim milk and caramel with whipped cream and a dusting of some sort. It just covers up the bad beans.
regardless, shes hot, shes rich, and i want impregnate her...
Calgarry: Never heard the real language... that might be a result of... never having heard it spoken by Italians? Mind you, which part of Italy do you think has it "right", because I guarantee the rest of Italy thinks you're wrong and they have it right. Arguing about dialects as a value issue is a pointless exercise which only makes you appear petty and clueless.
Choad: You want to impregnate her... while I can't imagine what you find attractive about her, I find the notion of her reproducing even more horrific. Do us all a favour and get yourself neutered... you'd appeal to Calgarry's meaningless and ill-defined class issues.
Calgary, you know very well that the variant of Italian spoken in NYC and Philadelphia is a distorted version of Sicilian, which many northern Italians can't even understand.
Think of it as this: What is spoken in the West Virginian mountains compares to English...
Chileans are people too, but snooki is more like a hybrid between a human and salacious crumb from Return of the Jedi.
If I were Italian I wouldn't want to claim her either.
Kir, your comment was by far as ridiculous as Snooki looks.
Kir, you misspelled Chilean. But maybe English isn't your primary language.
I still cannot believe people put her on tv. she isn't good looking, she isn't smart, she isn't funny, she isn't anything other than white trash. Please stop paying this loser to act stupidly.
networks don't care about that point of view because more people will watch them fall! sad to say...
She is also not Italian other than in name. She has no sense of fashion either. These people, the whole cast, are part of the reason Europeans sneer at the US. 300 violations! Typical lower class Americans going to Europe and thinking foreign laws do not apply to them and not bothering to read about the country before they go. I watched about 1/2 an episode out of curiosity. Dead drunk or stoned out of my skull would not make this show even remotely interesting. They seem to spend most of the time drunk or recovering from being drunk. Oh, or talking about getting drunk or recovering from getting drunk.
Leria... you have no idea how ridiculous it is to tell someone to shut up for expressing their opinion, by expressing your own opinion do you? It's my uninformed opinion that you're about as bright as an ideal blackbody (as in QM, not people).
CalgarySandy: Drunk or Stoned?... wow, I can see how classy you are north of the border. ;) The USA may indeed be culture-poor, but at least classism is dead, laying the reality of plutocracy bare. Fashion is a pretty pointless endevour, but hey, whatever keeps you breathing I guess...
I did not say I get drunk and stoned. I said that neither would help me appreciate this kind of tv show. I quit drinking to excess decades ago and have never used hard drugs. It was a figure of speech.
Classism? Good one. The ability to determine that some one looks like trash and someone else looks great is not classism. I am working class and my family were homesteaders 4 generations ago. I am not a dedicated follower of fashion though I do enjoy seeing the wonderfully creative things that Italians come up with. I have never sneered at the clothes worn by any one unless they are offensive. She just cannot compete with people to whom dressing well, not expensively just well, is a way of life.
I guess you just had to find folks to sneer at in the readership rather than in the article.
The entire cast of JERSEY SHORE is a trainwreck!! That is why people watch them; to see what stupid thing they will do next.. Just like Anna Nicole; the Stupid Housewives series in the dumb cities... They THINK theyre celebrities; but really AMERICA IS LAUGHING "AT" THEM; NOT with them.
CalgarrySandy: It's called exploiting the language of your post for amusement's sake. Welcome to the internet, where people who talk about class and fashion are promtly lambasted. Really, if your way of life is fashion, you may want to consider suicide as an option; you'll do far more good as fertalizer than a clothshorse.
SHe isnt even a white trash. She looks more like a Mexican Indian. There is nothing white in this butt ugly girl or the rest of the cast.
Just a heads up CalgarySandy, it was 300 euros in violations, not 300 violations. I think if they had that many, they would have been thrown out of the country by now! lol
Oh Sandy, please don't comment on lower class Americans. I'm sure they can at least read and understand an article before rushing to put uneducated thoughts down.
They better watch out that they don't get "Knoxed."
you say that like it's a bad thing....
Brilliant response. I second that!
She needs to be revoked from the planet.
I second the motion.
Motion carried over for vote.
*With extreme prejudice.
Seriously, shame on you pinheads that watch this show. You don't deserve television.
I would like to amend the motion to include a clause that explicitly forbids all of humanity from ever mentioning (or even thinking of) her again.... ever. All evidence of the entire cast's existence are to be immediately destroyed.
NOW you've got my vote Wzrd1.
Can we sterilize them so they don't reproduce?
Tanning bed accident? Just sayin...
Forget the planet, let's vote her out of the sol system.
The people who do live on the New Jersey coastline would vote that little Bennie off the planet in a New York minute(pun intended)! WE are just grateful she isn't here polluting our beaches by acting obnoxious & getting drunk this year yet. Can we pay to have them keep her? It would cost a lot, because it would be a great sacrifice, but we could throw a fundraiser to clean up the beach ;)
Why would anyone put this pathetic female on tv anyway?
To Italy, I am so sorry. Our idiots should not be allowed to travel outside of their own time zone...
indeed sir unfortunate that the Coliseum is still in use not feeding her to the lions would be great pay-per-view – but would probably be considered as cruelty to animals
Jeff wrote: "She needs to be revoked from the planet.". I second that motion !!!!!! All in favor say "I" !!!!! ...
SNOOKI – YOU ARE HEREBY REVOKED FROM THIS PLANET !! NOW PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. How in the hell did she become known at all. Butttt the Italians are a screwed up race and country especially the Judicial System. This crew has had over 300 traffic citations among them. And then there is Amanda Knox who has been incarcerated for over 4 Christmas's for murder with completely insufficient evidence for conviction. They Suck. I say send in seal team 6.
And here's another reason why I don't watch so called reality shows. What is the fascination of taking absolute nobodies and making them famous? If I want to see or hear about dumb all I have to do is read the daily newspaper or just walk the streets. It's almost free entertainment!
I wish I could read your post. It's so badly spelled, one can't make nor tales of it.
I am sure you said some very good things there, but can you translate it to English?
Are you sure you're not the one wearing goggles while typing??
If that was spoken phonetically it would sound like: "Eye lee ick these stock photos ca-ca-unn uses they show how otter rid ick you less these salebs are no wan der she hit a car she can't see out those goggles."
Yeah buddy your retarded. Learn how to spell. It is not that hard!
@TRIPP...... ummm have you read your post? glass houses.
revoke her passport next
I think cheefsfury gradyated from one of them there accreditiated colledges last week
Oh the irony.... @Steve: It's "you're" not "your".
Can someone get a translator in here? I never learned how to speak idiot.
Do they speak English in WHAT?????
NOTHING BUT WHITE TRASH.....HERE OR ABROAD
I never learned how to speak idiot either but apparently a lot of idiots follow other idiots in the news. Birds of a feather flock together. Why am I here? Good question.
I put this in Google Translate and the translation was: Go back to school!
International drivers license :)), what a joke ....., just keep driving on your US drivers license, as long as you have your passport with you’ll be OK. Anyhow, driving in Europe is a bitc*, especially for retarded American driving skills, it’s totally different beast. Driving there, you need to be on a lookout due to the fact there is a "million” different traffic signs that don't exist in the US and you MUST obey them. About same attention applies in terms of pedestrians and bicyclists. Oh, did I mention streets are narrow(-er) and you need to pay a lot of attention. Plan your route carefully, you will get lost even with GPS…..
CELEBS? THOSE COCAINE SNORTERS ARE FAR FROM BEING CELEBS.
".....mere aclohol, doesn't thrill her at all..." as the song goes, so goes the hapless starlet goes down the road of despair and debauchery.
did...did you just mis-spell "CNN"??
Bunch of arrogant, self-centered, the world is American commenters out there. I'm giving this person the benefit of the doubt the English may not be his first or second language. Most Europeans I know can speak 3 or 4 languages fluently. Most Americans one sometimes a second. How good is your Italian? Bet we couldn't understand a single word.
I disagree with all the other chuckleheads responding to this post. This post is poetic genius – possibly the finest piece of work I've seen since JeffK on Something Awful.
Check the dosage on the label.
Tripp, hopefully you were being ironic and realize that you could not make "Heads nor TAILS of it." (not TALES). Unless you thought the writer was making up a story of some sort.
I never watched the show and I never will unless they get rid of the shunkey. She is terrible. Gives us Italians a bad name.
I hate when tourist drive around my road ways. I'm sure they feel the same about us driving in theirs. Remember left eye? Do yourself a favor, don't drive in foreign countries.
How is this news?
TRIPP you were in such a hurry to condemn cheefsfurys spelling that you left out an important part of your post. It's HEADS NOR TAILS, not TALES. that is something you would use when saying, old wives TALES. Probably feel a little stupid, huh?
Umm, Steve? That would be 'you're retarded.' Learn to spell. It's not that hard. OK, I've had my fun. I'm leaving now.
I'm just glad so many people are commenting on the spelling/grammar issues in general. I thought we'd come to a point where that didn't matter to people anymore. I'm glad I'm wrong.
The poster must've gone to the same school as the other meatheads from Jersey Shore.
Snooki? Is that you?
@ZAFFIRO, don't you mean orange trash?
Having lived in Europe for 13 years, I have to comment on this article. First, an "International Driver's License" is really a misnomer. It's just a piece of paper with your photo on it that interprets in several languages your real state issued driver's license. It also is not accepted everywhere so you need to know what you are doing. Second, "most Europeans speak three or four languages fluently" is b.s. They speak their mother tongue fluently and maybe a second language quite well depending on their jobs or location where they live. I'll give you an example: Rita lives in Germany near the Luxembourg border. She speaks German with an "Eifel" dialect fluently because that is what her parents taught her. Because she spent a lot of time around Luxembourgers she can also speak Luxembourg quite well. Since the Luxembourg language is French and German mixed together, she can speak some French too. In school, her "second" language was English and she can speak it a well, but not fluently. On the other hand, Johann speaks German with a "Saarland" dialect. He was taught English in school but forgot most of it because he doesn't use it. So it really depends on their "walk in life" as to how many and how well they speak other languages. Finally, if you ever go and visit Europe, know that they would love to have you...on one condition: You are a guest so don't run around like you own the joint. If a Parisian showed up in your neck of the woods and started demanding that you speak French and reminding you that if it wasn't for his country you never would have won the war (1783 ring a bell), you too would be a little ticked off at the "ugly French."
I'm a redneck American from Texas. I've got a highschool education. I speak 6 languages fluently. My spelling may suck but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot. In fact I think those of you who are are complaining about spelling and grammer are idiots for missing the real story here.
People around the world dislike\hate Americans because of people like snukie and the total disregard for other countries and their laws or customs. Americans used to be regarded as intelligent and classy. Now we are concidered white trash.
Get real, all of you, you are no better than the rest of us!
Retarded tramp... heh.. you called that one!
Oh snap, your capslock key is on.
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