Former ball player Jose Canseco is in the mood for some "Bad Romance."
“I love lady gaga wish I could meet her. would marry her in a second,” he tweeted on Monday, the same day Gaga released her third album, “Born This Way.”
We’re not sure if Canseco has picked up a copy of the album yet, but we do know he’s been listening.
“Her song ‘Judas’ is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil,” he wrote.
Other gems include, “I am her night [sic] in baseball armor” and “she is the queen.”
But, from the looks of Canseco’s last tweet - “Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona” - it’s not looking good for him.
This isn’t the first time the athlete has been linked (one-sided or not) to a pop sensation.
According to Canseco’s 2008 biography “Vindicated,” in the early ‘90s, while he was married to first wife Esther Haddad, Madonna propositioned him to marry her and father her child.
Though he says he was never interested in the Material Girl, there’s a good chance he enjoyed her music.
Some listeners have made comparisons between Gaga’s “Born This Way” and Madge’s “Express Yourself” - among other similarities.
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Can't believe Jose Canseco broke up with his beautiful girlfirend to pursue Lady Gaga...
Pics of his ex for the unaware:
i loveeee her!!!!
Seriously! Gaga can suck my dick so while shes down there i can po po po pokeher face! Haha dumb biaatch...
There's nothing Lady about that nasty, scary looking freak. Lady ga ga! Please!! Yuck!!!!
@ CNN! what happened to my comment I post yesterday???
I would like to see gaga get married. Her wedding would probably be insane.
And who cares? who the phuck cares? very very lame!
Granted, she earned big laughs last week for appearing to eat part of David Letterman's script(a list of rumors for her to confirm or deny). I think she can attract a man without excess makeup or that egg in which she finds solace...but, Jose Canseco? Ewww!
So dose Gaga poke him in the proper or does Canseco poke him in the proper
Hello lady GAGA... I AM 46YRS. AND I LOVE U AND UR MUSIC. I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE 2 SEE ANY OF UR SHOWS, BUT IF U COULD PLEASE SEND ME 6 TICKETS 2 ONE OF UR SHOWS, I WOULD Love u more. Thanks much.. LAURA .. U ROCK.
Everybody wants to marry Gaga.
Lady GaGa is B E A S T ! *
He wont marry Madonna but hell marry a Madonna wannabe? Send in your brother Jose, no one will ever know! Youre a genius!
it doesn't matter who's pitching or catching in that relationship.either way they're still playing baseball.gaga loves to bounce her balls off of his big head.
Yuck... Stay away GaGa...
We know he's stupid but did not think he had propensity for trash and disease
How? Could U Marry Someone Called Lady CaCa and that Money She makes and she comes out on TV and call her self a Loser! WhaaWhaa' Look at all the Poor People in the world that have nothing not even a place 2live or eat or a education' She has some Nerve' Wanting people 2feel Sorry 4 her.Think about it! Lady GagaGaga' CacaCaca what ever Your full of It Enjoy what U have cuz We never will Be proud of your sucsess Not everyones Lucky No Tears Lady.
Gaga this man is fifty something . U need to get yourself a real man .
Lady Gaga this man is like fifty . U needs to get yourself a real man .
I've been to the Cocoa Casino in Yuma. Nice place. Didn't know they let washed up, steroid shootin ex ballplayers in. Probably at the nickel slots wasting his last five bucks. Wish we could boot such irrelevant people off twitter.
It (gaga) is hopelessly unattractive, hideous and a freak of nature. Yes she has a penis, and a very low self esteem, turned over achiever. The sponge cake layers of make up are to hide the plain jane, lifeless image that stares back at her in the mirror. That same image she has hated all her life. She is reminiscent of that unpopular emo kid in school who wanted to be noticed so bad they began to do all sorts of outlandish crap. It shares opinions that are damaging to kids, and portrays its self to be intelligent, but is not. Anyone can conjure up meaningless lyrics and all studios have music producers. Conseco, what are you thinking of?
Shoot I would marry that woman. she has a heart of gold. You can tell when she spoke genuine in her NYC concert. Every New Yorker felt that love. everyone around the world felt that love. Sincere. everyone has a side to themselves. She in the music and entertainment buisness. when she is out of it she is a good freak. Imean that in a great way. I love sincerity as well as her music and costumes. great job Ms. Lady GAGA. I love you. by the way anyone can be a crazy n sillymutha@%*#er when u want or both.
Laddy ga ga looks like a drag queen. And jose is a rat and dummy. So f them both
For all you Gaga haters, You should just give up and join her 50,000,000 fans on Facebook and Twitter.
(Obama should declare her birthday a national holiday!)
Whatta bunch of little monsters they'd have! I couldn't see those two talking for more than a minute...much less breeding. Jose is a lump, dull and daft and full of 'self', whose new favorite sport is face-hopping from one puddle of puke to the next. glug glug splaaat!
I'm not defending her or anything but it is obvious that she is not a man. She has too many curves. I don't care how many hormone pills a man takes he will not have curves like that.
Never heard of prosthetics? You know, like those insanely ugly alien shoulderpads she wore for the grammys? What's to say she doesn't wear more prosthetics all the time?
I am calling for an investigation of the takeover of all CNN sites on Libya by, apparently paid, Gadhafi people. All views that support the rebels are being deleted. This is foreign intervention into the right of Americans to express their views.It would seem that Gadhafi's supporters are frightened to face criticism from Americans, so do everything they can to block it.
The great majority of commenters have been against Gadhafi, a bloody dictator and murderer, and have been systematically removed since the conflict began. CNN is no longer a place to exchange opinions, it has become a Gadhafi propaganda machine.
I will continue to place this message on every news media outlet I can until some action is taken.
If you would like to help keep America free from Gadhafi's crew (apparently headed by namia), please repost this somewhere. This is not span, it is a protest against CNN being taken over by foreign interests. less
W t f is wrong with people these days that's what a a lot of money can do to a person !!!!
it is a sick stage act and here are 2 of the performers !
Its Lady CaCa, not gaga
Lady gaga looks like she has done a lot of DP she isn't even good looking. She looks like marylin manson in one of those weird female body suits hE used to wear.
Jose ur washed up g0 away
U h8ters can tuck ma package in yer m0uff
buncha Liers. You'd merry her too. stop tha buullshiz. u h8ters can tuck my package in yer m0uff b!tjez
oprah you have inspired me for years. When you had celine on the words that you both. I love you and you. For who you are the best. I will miss you everyday. You are. Going to be missd and you are loved. You taught me how. To laugh to listen to love. I thak you. For all the things you have given ..
Ill marry u gaga they call me guegue
I would not touch gagme with a fifty foot pole while wearing a hazmat suit standing outside of a cdc saferoom, but that is just me. I have seen crossdressers tuck so well that their package is completely hidden. And, not defending gagme, but i have seen some absolutely beautiful women hide their beauty with makeup, simply because they do not feel that they are beautiful.
This isn't news..its an idiotic ploy for a washed up baseball player to get attetion. Smh @ cnn
I thought she might be in love with a billie-goat..Jose seems too "classy" and "normal" for her. of course, there is nothing classy or normal about Jose...
EWWW. Jose Canseco? EWWWWWW
Who are these people that would "marry her in a sec"...are you all crazy! You don't know her, heck she doesn't even know herself! Howdo you know she wouldn't have bad breath that would make you cringe; terrible hygiene; etc. It is all about the $'s....has to be! And she is not beautiful, she is ugly and that is why she wears ourageous makeup and costumes to hide it.
Good match...two phonies.
I guess Canseco hasnt heard of a penis tuck. He will find out if Mr Gaga decides to take him for a spin.
I find her disgusting... icky
MAN is Lady GagGag overrated. Madonna all over again. With worse songs
Geez, Jose better see a doctor, I think the roids are kicking in again!
It just proves that Canseco is also retarded.
I seriously dont think that he can handle Gaga. He doesnt have what it takes, I can look at him and tell that already.
Wow. That would be a lot of crazy in one room.
She's a woman alright... no man has a body like that. But her face could stop a clock.
why didn't Hines get a blog after he WON DWTS?? You all have been shoving it down out throats all season but he doesn't get ANY acknowlegdment when he won?? There would have been 3 stories in Kirstie had won. Why the snub??
Lady GaGa would be difficult to be married to because she builds a variety of systems based on what she is reading. Coreography is a system. It would be nice if she would translate engineering and chemistry ideas into choreography. She should develop a ditty on algebraic processes. Get together with Stereo Total
My question is who would be catching in this situation
Jose's still here...passed out in a puddle of whatever he ate last night. Do y'all even know where Yuma is? pointless story....but...I see where cutting education funding has done wonders..... bunch o' illiterates in here.
The question is, who will be the pitcher and who will be the catcher in that relationship?!?!?!
Gaga, I'm a female, and I'd marry you AND bang you like a drum. Holler @ me!
I touched her pen1s first
Jose's contribution to baseball was voided the first time he cheated. He has some nerve to even utter (or type) the word 'baseball'. He betrayed the spirit of the game and as a lifelong fan yeah, I take that a little personally.
@ gogetta) yo hood rat stfu. im not gay and i like her unique qualities. its better then the same old boring non talented sample stealing wannabe gangster rappers of late.
Due to the magnitude of irrelevance engulfing this has-been, overtanned, lip balm wearing, steroid shooting baseball player and the plastic, talentless aura surrounding this soon to be has-been, Madonna-like pop music puppet, if these two get within two feet of each other I'm afraid they'll create some new type of cancer or something.
Come on Canseco,you're old enough to be her father.
why does people keep saying she has a dick when its obvious she dont. even canseco couldnt pull it off wearing a thong. just a bunch of haters who wish their body was as nice as hers. now bieber on the other hand could pass for ellens daughter. 17 and still sounds like 10? maybe u all should check into that.
Arabs throw acid on womens faces for not wearing a veil.
Will writes posts that are completely off topic.
Is that why your mom looks like that Will?
Are you Serious, What guy in his right mind would Marry or go out with that trash, every time she leaves the house , she;;ll be dropping her panties ( if she has any on) at the first guy or chich she sees.......
She too strange n better off staying single
Im sure Charlie Sheen would.....Hes a looser too....
Forget it... Shes had more guys in her, then cars thru the Lincoln tunnel
Who would marry Lady Gagme in a second? Nobody in their right mind...
Hey guys listen first of all he is fifty years old and who in the hell would marry someone almost thirty years older and he has never been stable since people start telling his baseball days are over so he weny out and spent his money on stuff like gold doors a private jet and gold car keys for all of his cars not to mention eating in a diffrent state every night so please lets get real if anything this is a ploy for money and nothing else.
Hey! all u gaga lovers that r not females should jump off da nearest bridge head first. if ur not by a bridge, go 2 da closes h.way n play n traffic!!! hope all u triflin' a** buttbuddies get it 2gether/ sick di** a** idiots-ya'll goin 2 hell
Funny stuff.I guess canseco wants to switch teams huuu?.....wants to be a ball boy lol
I'd make her gaga if you get my drift
Iz dis clown 4real? sum 1 pleez tell me he jus high n trippin!!!! hey Jose, kill urself dirty she is an abomination of YAH'S creation....obviously, so r u!!! so sad
Who the hell cares. Lame.
Lady GAGA is a Lady Boy!
We are born evil? That's an idiotic statement!
Steroid juiced idiot...she wouldnt give that washed up bad for the sport of baseball jerko** the time of day. He was "born "his" way, I mean "this" way too. A girl!
Hey, to all of those who don't want to marry her...You're missing out on all the money...idiots.
No attraction to GaGa at all for me. Look at the picture they posted. Too much makeup. Horrible eyelashes. Not pretty at all.
Definitely would marry her in a heartbeat, period.
CORRECTION: Canseco's claim about Madonna wasn't in "Vindicated" - it was in his 2005 book "Juiced".
Even if I were a man, which thankfully I'm NOT, and I were the last man on the planet Earth, and she were the last Female on Earht, I'd fun like hell the opposite direction. I don't find her attractive at all....... Just my opinion.....lol
Ooops. I meant run like hell..... lol
@Nancy, I guess you read a lot of romance novels. Sad..take your head out of the clouds and come back to earth, some poor soul may need you here.
You obviously are beautiful on the inside, so must not be on the outside. Otherwise it is not fair.
Maybe if I had a bag and just downed a 40oz can of Colt 45.
Dang, those are gonna be some ugly kids.
I must say the girl does have a nice body.
Jc is probably corking his bat in anticipation
W t f is he smoking. Maybe he was hungry when he said that and he just wanted to eat her meat. (Her meat dress, that is).
He'll be her night in shining armor. I'll bet it was luv at first cite two. I'd guess he is thinking of her more then he can bare. Ahhhh a wonderful romance to along with such wonderful spring whether.
Maybe the first time in history that spelling errors proved to be funny. Good work...
It may be a bad romance.
I don't like either of em! Her music and looks suck and he was the most over-rated baseball player ever!
jc has been irrelevant for a decade. i bet she dont know who he is. i am not a gaga fan cause its not techno, but she is talented. not many pop artists write let alone devlop their own music. i have watched alot of songs created by other artists. whi'e i dont perfer her music, she is far from being a glorified cover song person like speeers
He just needs a good cornholing. Always knew he was a bottom mo.
what fool will marry lady gaga? Only for money
I'd hit it 80 times in one season. You with me, Sammie?
And their offspring would be a steroid dependent freak show.
I would do her mother in two. She, never.
@DARTH: omg, Ijust laughed so hard I farted.
@DARTH: omg, Ijust laughed so had I farted.
someone please make another silence of the lambs starting these two. he can rub the lotion on it.
i would put the force in her very hard and deep,but she must have a bag on her head.
aeeing that Gaga face makes the force shrivel and droop.
I bet they'd have a heck of a carriage at that wedding.
Forbers magazines current issue 'Top 100 Celebrities' puts her worth at $90 million base plus another $160 million for last years concerts ect. Thats $270 million plus. Nice and comfy Id say..So are you guys marrying her for her money? Her looks? What? Conseco is a he-hoe anyway. Lady Gaga can do much better than him. Jose would be lucky to even get the time of day from her. She didnt even answer his tweets did she? Enough said.
I didnt kno he was gay...wow lol their a perfect couple:idiot w/ idiot. Gross. I think the 2 of them 2gether is n E P I C F A I L
Who else wants to get a $829 iPad2 for $27.42! Or a brand new i7 macbook pro worth $1799.00 for under $150? Forget about high priced retail stores. Intelligent people are using SnagBids.com
Gaga tell jose 2 put a ring on it when he hits u on ur video phone
You went to catholic school ?
I also went to catholic school ! but i don't remember it, because I was Molested' by a PRIEST ! !
Did any Evil Priest ever do that to you ?
ur daddi molested u
i want the chance to meet her.. I dont have much but figured id ask.. then go from there
Gaga tell Jose to put a ring on it when he hits u on ur video phone
I'd marry Gaga in a second!
Lady Gag-Gag is a man
The question is: Who the hell would be stupid enough to marry a guy who managed to file for bankruptcy while making millions a year...
Hey,love is blind they say. Why not. Go 4 it. Besides, thereS nothing 2 loose but time.
Lady Gaga, meet Mr. DumDumb. She can't answer your proposal until she answers mine. I'd marry her in a millisecond.
I love Gaga but hate her music
Shes beautiful N talented N shes living all our fantasies Singing N dancing and playin dress up The MAJORITY RULES I heard she made 94 mil LOL
Because idiots like you gave her money for mediocrity.
If America had a queen it would b Lady Gaga...She's already the queen of pop music ... Love u Gaga
If lady Gaga were queen of America, she'd round up all the straight people and put us all in concentration camps.
I'd rather see him in the ring with Vai Sikahema.
Love is blind n if that what u want Jose,go 4 it....but Damn!!!!think twice.
Be careful gaga! He betrayed his teammates and anyone and anyhow for money! There is your judas!!
Sounds like a drunk tweet to me.
I agree. I bet he'll be very embarrassed when he sobers up & realizes what he did.
I guess cancesco must be into other dudes....gross
Guess size does matter, which one has the bigger.......Adam's apple???
Heh! I love this comment and the name, too : I too am vomiting in my mouth.
She looks like a guy
This freak would marry his mother! Are you kidding me he falls for a girl who does not even know what she is let alone what she wants out of life. Pure bull....!
With all that steroid use, Gaga won't go gaga for his puny package. Sorry Jose, the Lady needs a real man. Gaga call me. -Art
I'm sure his weiner is still big, it's just the nuts that shrivel.
I wonder who has e bigger penis ,canseco or gaga?
Hahah @Ican'tbelieveitsnotbutter the lady gaga does claim to have a huge donkey dick and rides the disco stick. Anyhow she is still awesome. Conseco.... He's wacko.
And you wanna be my latex salesman...
whack jobs are always attracted to other whack jobs.
and that's how u were born!
id marry her in a half a second. beat that Canseco!
I'd marry lady gaga in a second! & I'm a girl! ;D
That makes sense, because it has a penis
It?? Ah haha lmfao.......
dude looks like a dude who looks like a lady.
I didnt know he likes guys.
dude for real!!......
Lol gross. They deserve each other.
i love her!
i love her so much!!
I married her First!!!
Trust me....We are in LOVE
Seeing as Gaga has an armadillo under her skirt we can now rest in our assurance that Canseco is one of those gays.
WOW! And here I'd been waiting for him to propose to me. :(
It's OK, you dodged a bullet– he just doesn't strike me as the smartest guy out there.
If your're half his age he probably would.
All the 'roids Jose has taken over the years have finally led to his complete and total mental collapse!
Men like that what trofey wifes educated are not lazy it not hard to get one but they hate gold diggers they want women that are not braggers but some what independent they do like younge but older to but they stay away from unmannerly women that are trailer trash they want girl that are classy not trash nofence I dated men of this class as I am model
Chrissi is dumb. Perfect Jose material. She's a model, you know.
He is a dumb jock! Oddly that attracts me.. however, the GAGA is very well educated and could run circles around this poor slub.... Jose...........sweetie.... stick to dumb blondes in casinos.....
I guess they would have to find a state where a man can marry a man. Until the laws change of course!
Hey Chrissie, a little remedial English for you real quick. I know you may not have time to learn to read with all the cocaine and cig diets restrictions, walking in a straight line, purging in some guys toilet after eating a single cheeto, or struggling to read que cards for a Fashion Bug Promo, but the words you are struggling to use are, "Trophy" and "No Offense".
Thanks hon, now you can go back to yelling at your personal assistant for getting you a Tall instead of a Grande.
@cdgfla – You're not much better – you overlooked "wifes", which should be "wives", a few periods, a dozen commas, words that should have been pluralized, and even words that were left out. Ah well, you're slightly smarter than Chrissie anyway.
Really Chrissi I hope you wrote that comment as a joke. If not WOW spell check is a great tool.
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