Until next time, 'Jersey Shore'
March 25th, 2011
01:43 PM ET

Until next time, 'Jersey Shore'

The No. 1 rule of lying: Don’t get caught.

As we, and the rest of the cast, learned early on in the season finale, Sammi and Arvin have indeed locked lips. (Gasp!)

But according to Sam, the kiss took place long before Ron and Sam’s dysfunctional relationship began ruining our Thursday nights. Interesting that Sam’s white lie is what led to the pair’s long-awaited demise.

I get that her lie is ultimately what threw Ron over the edge, but on what planet is that worse than cursing out and cheating on your significant other, Ronnie?

After a productive day at the Shore Store, the gang head over to their boss Danny’s house for a barbeque. Pauly D’s boys, Deena’s girl, Vin’s Uncle Nino and JWoww’s dad and soon-to-be boyfriend Roger join the festivities, too.

I thought the first meeting between Mr. JWoww and Roger was going to cause some drama, but it was actually Deena who stirred the pot. I’m still on the fence with this one. Did Deena deserve to be called Angelina - the most offensive insult in the English language?

She was really just protecting Snooki’s feelings when she told her friend not to smush Vinny, right? Sure, Snooki said she didn’t care if someone hooked up with Vinny, but that’s most likely only because she would have looked crazy and obsessive otherwise. So, in essence, Deena was actually being a good friend. It’s girl code, Vin. Sorry.

Despite The Situation apologizing to Sammi, and Vin and Deena acting civil toward one another, dinner at Rivoli's is a tad uncomfortable. However, things begin looking up after Pauly employs his secret weapon: The hilarious voice he uses to make people laugh and move past awkward situations.

Later on, Snooki does a cartwheel in heels. It wasn’t a particularly memorable moment, nor was it relevant to the show in any way. I was simply impressed by her form and felt the need to reference it.

Moving on…

At the club, JWoww and Roger decide to go steady (or whatever the kids are calling it these days). After all, she says, he looks like her cup of tea, they have great sex and he treats her well. (That combination is also known as the Holy Grail on the Jersey Shore.)

Ron and Sam, on the other hand, fight all the way home. And it doesn’t end there. They were yelling at each other so loudly that the entire house stopped what they were doing to listen. The boy Deena brought home looked so confused, she turned to him and said, “This happens,” before going about her business.

Whether you watched the season finale or not, you most likely know where this is going.

Ron and Sam, but mostly just Ron, decide they need some space from each other. We can only hope it sticks this time.

After zipping herself in her suitcase – because she can – Snooki says she would rather have Ron back next season than Sam. Is that the general consensus? What do you guys think?

What I think is that Snooki has a fairly decent chance of being elected president, what with her promises that the economy would rise, everyone would be tan and that all the radio stations would play house music. You’ve got my vote, girl!

Until next time (also known as the season four premiere), I leave you with one final piece of advice: Don’t fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

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    The show's pure trash!

    April 6, 2011 at 2:19 am | Report abuse |
  8. juliette

    thats not how u spell ignorant.... ignorant.

    April 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
  9. tigerfan

    Oh my god how will we live without that IGNORENT show?

    March 31, 2011 at 5:30 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Kill your tv

    YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

    March 28, 2011 at 12:21 am | Report abuse |
  11. Who Cares?

    What I don't get is why people who don't watch the show comment on how stupid it is and its the worst crap ever.. um, if you don't have anything to do with it, then why do you feel the need to comment on how crappy it is? I don't watch Jersey Shore unless there is nothing else on, and yes, they do make idiots out of themselves periodically (okay often if I'm honest) but if you have such strong feelings about it, why do you feel the need to read stories about it and post comments to put your own two cents in? Yes, it's sad to see that shows like Jersey Shore are what's popular and it does make me cringe that these people make more money per episode than I currently make in a year, but that's what you get when "reality" shows rule the television community. I agree that reality shows have gone too far but honestly, its what the general population likes and the t.v. companies are trying to keep up with what people will watch so that they can stay in the running. (Insert sarcasism here) I mean, can you imagine what it would be like if tv shows were like they were five to ten years ago?

    March 27, 2011 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
  12. LOL

    Lol..you are and idiot. If you are from the south your accent is sooo much worst. You people sound like you are all rednecks and lives in mountains in trailer park. Put on your overalls and stick some straw in your mouth.

    March 27, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Jersey Hater

    Everyone I've met from Jersey has been the rudest, most ill-mannered, impolite a$$#ole ever! And that nasal yankee accent is too irritating too listen to for very long. Just keep to yourselves, don't move away from The Shore.

    March 27, 2011 at 9:08 am | Report abuse |
  14. Star Jones

    Stupid ppl

    March 26, 2011 at 11:41 pm | Report abuse |
  15. he man

    F u * k all of u that hate nj!

    March 26, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Report abuse |
  16. he man

    U r all stupid

    March 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Leticia

    I really love Jersey Shore

    March 26, 2011 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  18. JS Sux

    Why do we comment if we don't watch the show? Because the 5 minutes I actually stopped on that channel were the worst crap I ever saw! Needs to be canceled and all copies burned to prevent the spread of "jerseyshoritis"!

    March 26, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Crystal

    Also this was SEASON 3 you all need to get thatr straight!

    March 26, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Crystal

    You all have some serious issues. Really. There is nothing wrong with being gay either i just would rather not hear about it but whatever makes Ron and Sitch happy. You all need to stop being haters and if you dont like the show then why are you reading this site and commenting? You all really need to get a life!

    March 26, 2011 at 12:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • The real Jade

      @ crystal. Just because you are a l esbo u don't have to push your views down our throats. Did u read the review on rolling stone about this freak show today because it says it all.. It has been published on the net situation is G ay and who cares. why do u think the guy hates woman.. he can't get them. but he can get his dick smoker buddie Ronnie the m idget.

      March 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Yuk Foo

    another bunch of NJ losers! cya, bye!

    March 26, 2011 at 7:45 am | Report abuse |
  22. head diva in charge

    Unlike nj gals i like my men big and blk and i love the gals w pink strap-ons :) makes me happy

    March 26, 2011 at 4:03 am | Report abuse |
  23. Head Diva In Charge

    Yes I always like a big b l a c k don-g up my a $$. NJ girls don't take it that way but I do. I also like my women using pike strap ons

    March 26, 2011 at 3:59 am | Report abuse |
  24. Head Diva In Charge

    @umm can i get in on that action too? s c u m from NJ just do it for free unlike me and where I'm from. I get paid for being a pig like the NJ shore Cast but I'm not on camera while I s p r e ad my l egs ..umm at least not yet

    March 26, 2011 at 2:57 am | Report abuse |
  25. Head Diva In Charge

    Yes only s c u m comes from NJ and yes you are right...I get my name because I give head to every man in my hood. I put NJ people down because it makes me feel better about my fat self. I live in a car one night anf then live with my f^ed up family on other.

    March 26, 2011 at 2:52 am | Report abuse |
  26. The Real T-Rex

    The fake T-Rex loves it up the a $$ because he is always talking about the gay side..lol.

    March 26, 2011 at 2:45 am | Report abuse |
  27. Umm

    Umm neno is better than what i'm sleeping with now to get a few bucks but getting a $100 an hour to be with him which comes out to be $400 per day a week plus unemployment is better than being homeless.

    March 26, 2011 at 1:53 am | Report abuse |
  28. jojo

    I'm glad tha Jwoww and roger are a couple now.

    March 26, 2011 at 1:47 am | Report abuse |
  29. I Want My Kitty Stew

    I want uncle Neno moving and pumping that a $$! meow :) give it to me Neno!!

    March 26, 2011 at 12:30 am | Report abuse |
  30. I Want My Kitty Stew

    LOL..No man..im a beautiful young lady (not fat at all) got my real teeth. I just love that sugar daddy type. I want him to bend me over his knees and s-p-a-n-k me hard. Video tape that bad boy and we can put heffer dude to shame. meow meow to my daddy o..lol.

    March 26, 2011 at 12:06 am | Report abuse |
  31. @Head Diva

    What did you mean she is from NJ after all? I'm from NJ. You are right to call yourself head diva because I bet where you are from you got that name for giving head to everything man you meet you fat pig.

    March 26, 2011 at 12:00 am | Report abuse |
  32. I Want My Kitty Stew

    I don't know about the rest of the cast but I think uncle Neno is hot. He makes me want to take my panties off and swing them in the air while I howl at the moon like a wild cat in heat. I want to leave my teeth marks on his hot strong body. I want to chase him naked around a room while I swing a wet towel at his butt..lmao. meow I want my kitty stew..lol

    March 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • vito armenio

      do you mean you want to take your dentures out. perhaps u should google denture cream. and then visit a shrink.

      March 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Karl Goldstein-

    I like Ronnie's Muscles. I think he could make a killing in gay P orn !

    March 25, 2011 at 6:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • shirky

      ya Ronnie could get it on with WEE MAN from the other MTV show J ack A ss and they could h ave g ay p orn for the midget fetish. next they could do a female version with snookie and her new friend

      March 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Netta P

    yess. I would have to agree that this is season THREE.
    sooo @Crocadilly: go ahead and get YOUR facts straight. That is all:)

    March 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • danny bonaduce

      now the Dick smokers are coming out of the wood work.. we can thank Ronnie and his pal situation. did u see that f' ag ronnie cry and his mo friend sitch embrace him.. I wanted to throw up.

      March 25, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Victor

    Is it too much to hope they all have a terrible accident in Italy and never come back to haunt us again?

    This show is so vile, repulsing and downright idiotic that it should be banned from TV forever!

    Its because of crap like this that finely scripted shows are becoming a thing of the past. Thank God for Hulu.

    March 25, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  36. JJ

    Ronnie needs to lay off the steroids, that's what is causing his hideous, violent mood swings. Dude's a 3-headed dragon!

    March 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
  37. Superhiro

    I gotta say, Ron does cry like ALL the time.

    March 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |
  38. EmmahR

    Ronnie needs to stop being a little bxxch

    March 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • The real D

      come on what do u expect from a grease ball midget who is B I HO~MO

      March 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • T-rex

      I don't see what the big deal is on being GAy ... it is the in thing.. give me a call at 1 800 curious and see for yourself.. u go get em sitch.. IM president of your fan club!

      March 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • T-rex

      I don't see what the big deal is on being G ay ... it is the in thing.. give me a call at 1 800 curious and see for yourself.. u go get em sitch.. IM president of your fan club!

      March 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
  39. Anonymous

    Uh, this was season 2. So next time will be the premiere of Season 3. You can look it up at imdb.com or mtv.com.

    There has only been two seasons.

    March 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • ??

      I actually think it was season 3. Season 1 was in Jersey, Season 2 was Miami.. and 3 was Jersey again

      March 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm | Report abuse |
  40. Steven Seagal

    JWOWW still has the most gorgeous cans on the whole shore.

    March 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  41. Jeff Guenther

    It was nice to see the after hours show at midnight. What a happy ending with situation finding out he is the new member of the village people, and Ronnie got his old gig back in the circus in his midget act, and Vinnie and paulie made out. Snookie is on the add for Jenny craig, Jwow is just nasty, and the new chicks is still large and loud.. what a fun bunch of kids.. Oh ya Sammie still has those killer legs.. NO one will buy her perfume, but she is a candidate for centerfold. I can't wait till the Italians in Italy see this freak show.. Situation may have a problem cause I don't think MO's are accpeted over there like in jersey.

    March 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Joey Buttafuco

    These schlubs make me look like prince! I'm amazed that having all that stupid in one room might cause a black hole or something!

    March 25, 2011 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
  43. whisper

    lol at the name Arvin
    HAHAHAHA
    lets hope Italy cant stand em & shall we say hm......makes the cast disappear

    Arvin oh god hahahah
    poor kid hahahah

    March 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • ZombieFace619

      I too was laughing my ass off at the name... ARVIN...

      bwahahahahahaahhahahahaahahahaaaaaa......

      March 30, 2011 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
  44. Superhiro

    Yea, I could do without Ron and Sam next season. I could actually do without Vinny too.

    March 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Head Diva In Charge

    I thought this season was great. Not because these kids are wonderful people with a bright future and thousands of possibilities in front of them, but because it was an even bigger train wreck then the last 2 seasons! Although, I was disturbed numerous times by Ron's treatment of Sam. Not saying she is perfect (she is from NJ after all)(sorry, much love), but he is an abuser – plain and simple. I can't believe he spoke to her like he did, defended his cheating like he did, or threw "stuff" like he did. If I were her, I would slap him with a law suit for something. I mean, it would keep her in the spotlight for another 15 minutes, and maybe teach him a lesson......but if nothing else, keep her in the spotlight. Not sure if season 4 will deliver, this may be a one trick pony, NJ or bust. I am, however, willing to find out.

    March 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steven Seagal

      You talk too much. Be more like the girls on Jersey Shore and be pretty and quiet.

      March 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Crocadilly

      This was the end of season 2. Sammi is from Long Island.

      Please get your facts straight.

      March 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • JS

      Get your facts straight. Season 1 was in JS, Season 2 was in Miami, Season 3 Back in JS, Season 4 in Italy

      March 25, 2011 at 5:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • @Crocadily

      Hey you do know in the episode where deena got into a fight. Deena was trying to be nice and asked where Sam was from. Sam said NJ!!!!
      Just a fun fact!

      March 25, 2011 at 7:39 pm | Report abuse |

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