A brand new poll reveals the results of the most unthinkable presidential election ever! Some voters would pick Charlie Sheen over President Obama and Sarah Palin!
This made me laugh because no one in their right mind would seriously want Charlie Sheen running our country. I think people were making more of a partisan political statement against the candidate they just don’t like - versus truly believing Charlie would make a good president.
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Yo chitlins! wonder how many h0nkies got put in jail at de tractor pull this weekend? was you wif 'dem?
I'm not a N!gger, I'm half-white! That makes me an Oreo dipped in white chocolate!
Charlie Sheen could get some mental help before he runs for president...
Really, is that the best you can do? I guess we can't all be from Jersey. Must be all the toxic waste dumps. Come back with your A-game, loser!
only a Democrat would usurp someone's name and pretend to be them. How many times did you vot, Slick Willie?
Charlie for president? Cant be any worse than any of the other idiots weve voted in, in the last 20 yrs. Might even be better than Obama. Even a better choice than Palin. Just saying from the current track record...
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Bush in herited the mess from Clinton, but the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac debacle can be traced back to Jimmy Carter! Democrat comes from the Greek word for "dumba$$"!
Indeed a joke:) Charlie is on a path of self destruction and we posted our updated predictions on the matter:http://celebs911.com/2011/03/17/charlie-sheen-intervention-911-updated-predictions/. See what's next on his agenda.
What do you mean? I'm doing a great job! I quadrupled the National Debt in less than 18 months! We now owe China more than we can ever pay back!
Hey dummy, spending bills come out of CONGRESS. So if we've increased debt then go thank them.
Dude, you had to clean up Bush's mess. And that sucks.
WELL REALLY! It wouldnt be much different than what we have now.
You never know.... People voted for Obama. That says it all.
Yep and they also voted for George W. Oh wait, George bought his seat in the White House. My bad!
better get that http://www.SUPERSONIC.US.COM
Hi I'm Fairy Larry the gay troller, I'm just mad about the "staring roll" because Charlie said he would let me be the star of his new midget porn movie. I was suppose to get the role and cornholed by all those midgets....
When America becomes serious about who runs for president then we'll get someone worthy. CS isn't worthy of being president of himself.
He-s referencing a skit from SNL in which Christopher Walken plays a music producer recording Blue Oyster Cult doing the song "Don't Fear The Reaper". Will Farrell plays the dude who plays the cowbell. Walken's character keeps saying "more cowbell". Google it, it's one of the funniest skits *ever*!
charlie would do fine.
Ok im stupid ...what do u mean by more cow bells? cow balls?
I let a stinker. Shoooo it stinks : )
Sheen as president? I'm moving to Canada!!
More cow bell!!
Dude, everyone has the right to be as weird as they want. That's what we love about the USA! Everyone else is just jealous!
No telling WHY the world laughs at us!!!!!!
Charile hang tuff brother help is on the way. best wishes for your staring roll to finish show seson.
Staring roll?! OKaaaay....now I understand why you are all for Charlie Sheen–you are as illiterate as he is! (more so perhaps, at least he can read a teleprompter without too much trouble) Maybe you meant starring role? In any case, it is bad enough we hear Charlie ranting and raving about how "special" he is on every news channel, and now some yo-yos want him for President...Now I will be having nightmares of a monster kaiser roll staring at me! LOL! Here's a thought people, learn how to spell and write before posting.
Yeah ole' crack smoking Charlie for President......if he wants to represent something then he would check himself into intensive inpatient rehab and set an example for other struggling addicts. Torpedo tour? He might be going down via torpedo!
He might end up on the Star Whacker list.
Dudes, seriously? Even we could do a better job as prez than that waste-oid Charlie! And you know what a heinously misguided job we'd do! ner-ner-ner-ner! (air guitar)
I promise a briefcase full of cocaine in every house, a porn starlet in every closet and 2 goddesses for every man.
I like Charlie but please..some people are just stupid. Like the county is not f***ed up enough. Party in the oval office every night. Get out the cigars to play with the entrances of w*h 0 r*es.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Who'd they question, druggies in back alleys?
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