Quirky actor Randy Quaid will take to the stage this evening with a song about the "Hollywood star whackers" he believes are out to get him.
Quaid, who fled to Canada to escape the alleged celebrity slayers, is joining the band The Town Pants for a gig at Vancouver's Commodore Ballroom, where he'll perform the ditty "Star Whackers."
The Town Pants approached Quaid to host their show, and he mentioned that he also wanted to sing, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
"He goes, 'Well, actually I've got some other things on the go, thinking that maybe I'd like to debut a song,'" says lead singer Aaron Chapman. "And we go, 'Oh yeah, what's that?' And he goes, ‘Star Whackers.' And we're like, 'Uh, sure.'"
As Marquee previously reported, Quaid and his wife Evi — who are facing burglary charges and misdemeanor counts in the U.S. and are wanted on $500,000 bench warrants — applied for refugee status in Canada in October and were recently granted permission to stay in the country.
"Thank you for your warm welcome," Quaid said at a news conference last month. "Thank you for giving us the opportunity to live in peace."
GET HIM LELAND!!!!!!!!!!!! CUFF HIM YOUNGBLOOD!!!!
Guess he wants to give Charlie Sheen a run for his money with regards to the wierdo of the year award.
Father Farticus, keep yo hands off that little boy! I knows what kind of perversions y'all be into. Sick, real sick!
Really Lame Dude. I guess you can't get out much with that ankle monitor, can you? Or are you on the psych ward, sneaking on to the hospital computer?
I'm a Star Whacker, I do it every chance I get and sometimes my mom and dad help when my arm and hand gets tired.
Hey Bill & Ted you dudes makes me soz hots when Iz watchin dem gay porn movies you two's makes, I likes da midget scenes where da midgets gang bangs you dudes, we can hooks up laterz at the oyster bar.
We are a couple of butt pirates and we both love to take it in da poop chute! We iz as gay as they come. Any dudes wanna hook up?
I am a dirtball and a complete loser. I love to post the same thing on every blog article. I am a stale gay freak! I love to take it in da pooper!!
I just let a stinker. Shooooo : )
@Don Smiley, why did you have to bring that up....now the kidos keep turning on that dern microwave and watching daddy pee his pants, thanks alot!!
Dude, we think your a brilliant actor, but not so much in the fugitive department. Ok, move to Canada, but dude, don't tell anyone or they'll find you!
Looks like Catherine revved up the microwave again!!
it's crap better get that http://www.SUPERSONIC.US.COM
Americans and Canadians have too much money when they pay to see and hear Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid.
Now that's just stoopid! Bet those aliens got some killer space weed! break out the giant bong!
Hey Mr. Quaid do you have any anal probes I can barrow? The ones I have are only 2 feet long and I'm already use to their small size.
It's time to come clean about what those aliens did to me on thier spaceship.
I actually enjoyed all the anal penetration done to me. They used probes as long as my arm and used a sledge hammer to make them fit. I kept crying out in ecstacy and the aliens couldn't figure out why. It's because I've been shoving stuff up my rump since I was 4 yrs old.
The aliens tried thier largest probes(6 footers)but still couldn't break my will. While the aliens were sniffing all their probes I was able to escape to Canada where I've been hiding ever since.
It's time to be ready for the aliens, start shoving stuff up your rump now to prepare for their anal invasion!! You've been warned!!!
Randy got it all wrong! Yeah, I'm a Star Whacker! I'm the star of an all-male Broadway musical about masturbation! Don't you get it?
I swear they did..well..you know....ah mm..stuff to me.
i'm so tired of his 'star whackers' cr*p that perhaps somebody SHOULD whack him just so the rest of us can be put out of the misery of having to put up with his delusional claims!
@Turdkey, that was some beating I took, that fat loser turkey prison nazi missed my foot and hit the nad sack.
My left nad rolled away and one of his fat loser kids picked it up and ate it.
After all these decades I came to Canada for nad replacement surgery and to have the plastic plate in my head replaced with a metal one.
To all the bounty hunters and DOG, blow me!!!
Randy I'll be seeing you real soon, we got you all staked out and we're just waiting on the camera crew, so we can film it for my show. Knock Knock it's the DOG!!!
Go Randy! Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you! Be careful!
He is an idiot and we will get him. .planning the bounty hunt even now
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