Charlie Sheen may have been fired from "Two and a Half Men," but the actor isn't wanting for job offers.
Steven Hirsch, the founder and co-chairman of adult film company Vivid Entertainment, sent a letter to the 45-year-old actor requesting that he consider working on one of their films.
Hirsch explains in the letter, dated March 3, that Sheen would be just perfect for a parody entitled “Two and a Half Women” that will be filmed for Vivid.com “within the next several days.”
“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie,” Hirsch writes. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”
Plus, Hirsch goes on, “based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.” How’s that for incentive?
Hirsch adds that although the film may star three actresses he thinks Sheen is already familiar with, the actor should feel free to bring along the Goddesses – you know, for directorial help, or perhaps to "jump in the scene."
"In any event," Hirsch says in closing, "the set is yours...The whole world will be watching."
It may not be a bad idea for ole Charlie to consider. Really. Not only will he make tons of cash, and have alot of fans, Im sure, but itll also be less confusing for him. Because his adult film could also be called 'Two and A Half Men'. If I was him, Id seriously consider it.
Charlie Sheen you are old dried up and your nose is crooked you nasty sweaty old man. GET A LIFE! or just go croak already so we don't have to hear about you anymore LOSER!
Charlie, I got some pure Peruvian flake straight from the DEA evidence locker. Let'4 party!
Charlie Sheen Rocks.. No way he will give to the pressure of these men hating Hosts...
The host of this show needs to stop picking on Charlie Sheen , I mean she is making herself looking riduculous. Why does this show hate Charlie sheen so much I do not understand the rage and hatred that comes from this show especially the host Brooke Anderson, She has the look of a mad woman, I'm not sure if other people can see that. Anyway I hate this show it's so trashy...
Well yea, I would give Charlie a Hand Shandy.
I'd have to agree with you, JH. It's great to have all the attention, but even better when you know you got the biggest wang in town!
Charlie, they're all jealous of your prodigious endowment. Girls don't want weenies, they want sausage!
Next thing you know, Charlie will be hawking p&nis pumps and mail-order Viagra in the back pages of Hustler. Oh well, as Neil Young said, "it's better to burn out than it is to rust!"
You go Boyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!
Charlie gonna show his junk.
What will they call the video ?
Two And A Half Inches ?
Charlie,is a very smart individual ,he has a hughe portfolio besides his professional misbehaviour,he is a great actor,people love watching him acting.However, a job offer is not very welcome ,in my humble opinion, I believe that Mr. sheen needs some time off to restore his image and get his public back.
DAY LATE AND TWO DOLLARS SHORT for whoever wrote this article......... Howard Stern offered him a radio show any time he "Sheen" wanted last week....... Man your reporting skills are way below par......... Stick with bimo actresses and delusional rappers........
We really need to pray for him instead of egging on this behavior. My heart goes out to his family in all this. I know the pain of having an addict in the family who's out of control & the stress it brings. My thoughts go out to the entire family, particularly his 5 children. This will be their legacy of what their father's career turned out to be. I don't think he can come back as big as before the breakdown. No one is winning in this situation.
And the person going by Satan: God Bless Your Soul! You truly need Jesus to come into your heart to save you from the real one!
You know, on one hand this Charlie thing is very sad....on the other hand, he is very funny...
Is he REALLY worth all this attention??? He needs help before he dies before he reaches 50.
YOU NEED HELP!
Barbara Walters questions Charlie Sheen's Manhood.
I just let a stinker. Shooooo it stinks. : )
Charlie, Baby. Iim here for ya man.
Hi Charlie. My name is Bob Knob and Im really into the male on male movies. Call me!
Charlie is WINNING waaay more than Mel Gibson!!!
I am so sick of hearing about charlie sheen. i think he should b black balled. think if it was anyone else! other actors have ben blacked balled for less!
One is almost to the path of destruction. One is a destruction. One most definitely needs rehab for at least a year
The other needs to be at Guantanamo Prison forever
The Tuna has a much better life.There's still hope and prayers for you.SORRY CHARLIE
Oh, and Satan, you are a dumba$$ mo'fo! U just think your d!ck is bigger because your brain is smaller. do the math.
I got a new job for Charlie: under secretary for overblown egoes. Stop snorting coke and the world will stop spinning out of control, Dude. I'; just sayin...
Actually, Charlie isn't exactly "white", his birthname was Carlos Estevez. He went with Charlie Sheen because it of his dad, and its probably easier to get work with the last name Sheen anyway. Either way, Charlie is looking more and more like a burnout everyday, he better take a gig when he can get it.
Charlie, with all the money he made, couldn't buy a clue. He's gone...permanently out to lunch.
Several of you seem to be experiencing psychotic breaks
CNN please fire Brooke Anderson... LOL...
You have no right to talk and put down other people like Charlie Sheen. It seems that you have rants against Charlie Sheen more than Charlie does have on you and your Show. If you do have any personal issue and other hatred against a group of people or any othe rminority of source you should post it on your own time or your own face book site or other site but not on a television show that is being shown nationally. Your peronal view should not reflect those of the statiion you work for. Anyway I think you are nothing but a waste of time to look at. Your face and your eys look like paper anyway. Everytime is see Showbiz on CNN is on is On I quckly change channel. I'm not wasting time with stupid rants that CNN hosts hold against anyone who they thing they can step on.. BYE .. BYE.... SHOWBIZ TONIGHT....LOW STYLE SHOW....ANYWAT...
Charlie = winner winning
I bet if any of you made 2 million dollars even once you'd be crazier than CS has ever been. I mean look at your posts! Yeah I'll go out on a limb and say most of you are probably struggling just to keep your laptop charged and online and a small amount of cheap weed on hand. I know I am.
Damn.... And I thought the scen in "the chase" was hott! I'm sure his fried brain will pass this up for more controversy to come-
Charlie sheen =Mahammer Gadafi
JUnglebunnies r worthless
I had a feeling that he'd come out of this with a smile on his face...if he doesn't die first.
I think all of you sad souls just need a hug from doctor Love!!
SATAN YOU WILL BE BURNING IN HELL FOR THAT!! May God have mercy on you!
I am sure the filiming, the set decoration, the girls would be just like any Saturday night at Charlies house....I don't know about anybody else but I am loving this train wreck.
W* t *f is wrong you people?! All you mother f***ers needs a brain transplant! You are all pretty much sick and demented!
I soiled myself. Oh my :(
He'll be dead shortly, he's still using and will OD.
satan....im guessing ur black.....if u proud to be a black man ur a dumb mf.how can u b proud to be black u had nothing to do with ur race and u cannot change it so how can u be proud of something u did not do.....this goes for white power too...
Geez, he won't get off the casting couch.
Maybe he can play a paraplegic, and call the film "Two and a Half Man"
It sounds like Charlie got off track like a lot of people do every now & then in life. Lots of things can cause this as we all know. Guess it's up to Charlie and his agents to know if he should do it. I liked Charlies show and enjoyed it. Tow and 1/2 men. Sad that he lost that show. Most likely Charlie is suffering some under lying problem that ONLY HE would know what it is and the cause. The cure is to acknowledge the problem and then deal with it. Charlie you were born to act like your dad. Love yourself so the rest of the world can continue loving you and admiring your great talent/character and you.
Peace & Love
SATIN OJ NUF SAID
Charile would play a great george bush they look like twins
i am a fa of charlie and i wish him the best of luck. no one is perfect.he is human like the rest of us.love u charlie. nyc
LIL DICK WHITE MAN
You would be good in a nut ward at least you would be half
Burger king would be good for you your clean out houses
This is for the person who called himself "?", what a bigotted idiot you are. It just goes to show that a moron like you twists everything into an idiotic diatribe that makes you think that everybody wants to hear what you say. Think before you speak!!
Reply button is for reply.
can you make french fries at mcdonalds
The best replacement on Two and a half men is hands down "Matt LeBlanc"..."How you Doing?". He doesn't need to play Charlie. Just make have him be a popular jingle writer swapping houses with Charlie.
I wish the
Make your daddy proud
That's my boy! Beats chaining yourself to the fence at a nuclear reactor. (no not nukular, nuclear!)
I am Somebody! Trouble is, nobody wants to put me on TV anymore. The Rainbow Coalition is broke. We need another Rodney King!
Barack Obama don't like white people
why does this NOT surprise me...I saw a video of him this morning that was sad to watch, he does need help
Be quiet! de white folks is gonna find out that all me and Jesse Jackson do is stir up race hatred to make money! Y'all can get along fine without us!
Watching the CNN video of him is night and day from any other interviews!!!!
Seriously something is wrong!!!
I'm a big fan from the 80's and have seen every movie and quite a few interviews.... I even have a genuine authentic autographed picture of him on the mound from the original movie "Major League" in uniform with his sleeves torn off that I paid a few hundred bucks for way back.... But he needs some help!!!!
Watch the Anderson Cooper °360 CNN video and tell me I'm wrong!
I hope the best for him.
We got de big johnsons, but de white folks has still gots all de money! Damn! Bein' 1/4 white don't count!
When something happens for a white guy they all start crying
Hey Charlie, Im agreat fan of Two and a half. since you're not there anymore, ill stop watching this show.But re this offer, better accept ths and show to Warner Bros. that you are on TOP and Winning. I also drink Tigerblood.
the race card? really? stop whining about other people have and do something fo yoself..
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER LMFAO U GO CHARLIE!!
I like how everything is turned into he's white give it a rest
Charlie, you should consider doing a remake of Hogan's Heros...about a WWII prisoner of Nazi Germany. It sounds like the perfect part for you.
I agree. He's already kind of doing the Bob Crane thing now, anyway...
Will somebody knock Charge out and put us out of our misery?
wonderful for a no talented actor
It seems no matter how bad white folks fhuck up they still are offered plenty of opportunities.... this country suck azz
Go to another one! Satan. I don't know how good we got it here!
Ditto satan, you can leave any time u want, I hear libya is nice this time of yr. BTW that's not a "white" thing, shall we talk about all the "ballers" in pro sports, some who've committed manslaughter who are free to keep playing. Its celebs, black n white. & its disgusting
Dude you should take this. with your curent mental state, it is doubtful you are going to be offered or recieve any legit roles in the forseable future. the way you are going, L. Lohan will be working before you. and that sucks cause she cant act
He's a loser move on
Go charlie get that winning tigerblood chemistry go charlie whoop whoop give his kids back
Hey stevie give me a job! Ill doink any chick @ vivid
This is wonderful news for Charlie. I hope he gets the "good parts".
I wish him luck regardless of what he does and you have to at least respect the guy for having the balls to come out and say some of the things he has, even if it's somewhat crazy. You can bet his fan base will keep growing regardless.
I think that was rude...let the guy be and stop Making fun of him.
Hey....I wanna be in the vivid malelove movies...
Then of course there's "The Nookie" and "Red Dong". Dude, I could go on.. "The Education of Slovik's Privates"
It will be great having you with us Charlie and perhaps you could provide us with some honest to gosh acting lessons. Im having a pool party, men only, this weekend and you are cordially invited...clothing optional.
Rod. Can I come to the party? Im all women above the waist.
Welcome Aboard Charlie. We around here like to ride the ButterBean Express early and often. I look forward to working with you in the adult industry and btw, just call me BottomBoy.
He could do a tranny film called "Two Half-Men".
Does your brother Emilio get sloppy seconds?
"hot shots 3" "ball street" "two and a half men vs two girls one cup" and many more!
Charlie my boy, once everyone sees the trouser trout you're packin' , you'll have a whole new career! Grab a cheek in each hand and ram it home!
Charlie, you should do it!! Then look in the mirror and say "LOSING"
Charlie Sheen is winning and no one can stop him. Good Luck Charliue, we are your fans. TIGERBLOOD is great.
Charlie Sheen!! HOT DAMN....bring him on...I want that Hot ROD!!
Sorry, it doesn't work - too coked out.
And John should know. He worked on it for hours.
I read a post 1 day that Mr. Sheen is depressed. Doubt it with all the money, women and job offers (he is winning). I also figured out how he cured himself, by self medicating. He's my hero and I never realized he would be such a great poet also.
Charlie, dude, you'd be an idiot to pass this up! When you're old & gray, you'll still have this fond memory. woo-hoo!
and at the rate youre going you're gonna be old and gray by the end of the month!
Already old n gray, just colors it
Perfect for Charlie!
Plenty of very fondle mammories already
He's Winning! Listen to the song on his website!
This man already lost his kids the very next day that stupid interview aired of him, w/ his two girlfriends and his kids! He would be the biggest idiot to do this movie after stating that he's gonna fight for his kids! Charlie please wake up and seek help! It's not just about you but think of your kids!!!!
Charlie Sheen @#$* off there are more things going on in the world than your old @$$ and your stupid rants!!!!
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