Jennifer Aniston pulls out all the stops for her latest SmartWater campaign, employing every cliché from adorable puppies to dancing babies to ensure the video becomes an Internet sensation.
"Hi, I'm Jen Aniston and I'm here to talk to you about SmartWater," she says in introducing the nearly three-minute clip. "But in this day and age, apparently, I can't just do that, can I? ...I have to make a video, apparently, that, um, turns into a virus."
"Viral," one of three men holding iPads and other tablets, tells her. "We need the video to go viral."
"Right, sorry, viral. Thank you. This is why I have these three lovely Internet boys here to help me," Aniston says before consulting her clipboard. "So, apparently… well, animals are huge online. Do we have animals?"
Aniston is then seen kissing puppies and attempting to teach a parrot to say, "I love SmartWater." (It says, "Rachel, I love your hair," instead.)
Annoyed by the animals, Aniston and her crew then employ a series of other gimmicks, including a conga line of dirty dancing babies, a giant double rainbow, and even a kick in the crotch for one of Aniston's fans - but the actress still isn't satisfied.
The video ends with Aniston asking, "Is it hot in here?" and stunning the Internet guys by tossing her hair in slow motion before sexily sipping SmartWater.
"In closing, I would like to say that SmartWater is the purest-tasting water there is," she says. "What are we going to call this video?"
"Jen Aniston Sex Tape?" suggests one of the Internet guys.
Aniston's response? "I love it!"
That's lame. I didn't even make it through the whole thing. You can't stop watching viral vids – this one I can't even sit through. Sad Vitamin Water. Sad.
This is news...................NOT
I think the video is cute, that Jennifer Anniston is attractive, that she makes "OK" romantic comedies and that people should be nicer to her (of course, I believe that people should be nicer to everyone, period – go figure). I suppose that makes me an unrealistic optimist, but that's ok. It's much better than being the negative, nasty, hateful person that seems to be prevalent when posting on these sites! (People, cheer up, be nicer, be happy, and stop the hating – you'll feel much better!)
i thought it was cute-
I'm glad to see other people on here who find Jennifer Aniston as annoying and overrated as I do. She is such a mediocre actress and every single movie she's in is a bomb. ... Yes, I liked her on Friends, but that ended a looong time ago. Overrated!!
Buy a water filtering pitcher or filtration system for your kitchen and save a ton of money, and a ton of plastic bottles. Stop listening to plastic celebrities on how to live your life.
There aren't "iPads and other tablets" in this video. Only iPads. Just because all the other tablets suck doesn't mean we have to give them undue press.
Here's a song about water.... http://www.ilike2rock.net/index.php?t=player_audio&s=Cobalt3&mode=song_hifi&band_id=67&song_id=551
Gimme Jennifer any day.....she is hot, smart, and gorgeous...Brad's loss..... no matter how you cut it.
I think she's sweet, beautiful, funny, cute and has a great personality. BUT; Everyone has a right to their opinion, it's just sad that there are so many people these day's who can't seem to find anything nice to say about people (EXCEPT ABOUT THEMSELVES.) It would be great to try and find "SOME good qualities in a person and share it with others. It makes me think of an old saying,"If you can't find anything nice to say about anyone, don't say anything at all." Hmm, food for thought!
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For one thing, Jennifer Anniston is OLD! I mean when she was actually popular it was a little time called the ninety's. That said, she looks good for an old woman.
Jen is not a convential beauty by any means. Her nose is too big, she has a bulldog underbite and Rock Hudson's chin. Her hair, breasts and butt more than make up for these imperfections, however.
I'm not gonna lie, the "ur anus" comments crack me up.
What in the world is wrong with you people? I really don't understand. Would any of you speak like this in front of your parents, children, pastors or teachers?
She is just a woman. Albeit, a famous, beautiful, and rich woman. But I really don't understand. There needs to be a college course on the pathology of internet trolls, because this is really just a disgusting and embarrassing reflection on the human race.
As for you anti water bottle activists out there: hey, it's great you got a cause but capitalism is capitalism. You are not going to get anyone to put down a water bottle by smashing on Jennifer Aniston for collecting a paycheck. The only person who remotely forwarded your cause in this case is the woman who recommended "Tapped," and even she immediately disqualified herself by following it up with "now i think she is an idiot."
There are a lot more plastic products than those wrapped around water, and I'm by no means an advocate of corporate America or its operations.
Sites with commenters like this really make me question the value of democracy. Please don't vote.
And feel free to tee off on me, I doubt I will be back to waste my time. I'm sure my message is going to hit home. Whatever you do, be sure and sheath yourselves in the protection of internet anonymity.
Will she ever go away?
She's hot because she's funny and intelligent!
smart water is 4 ppl dumb enuf 2 think water can make them smarter
Anyone that buys bottled water is anything but SMART. Bottled water is the biggest scam ever. Tap water has stronger regulations than bottle water.
Right, fluoride is so healthy for everyone. Gotta love those regulators.
Awful – not funny, not entertaining
So true. Jen gets more attention than any celebrity, that's how interesting she is. If she wasn't interesting, nobody would even bother posting a comment.
Please watch the movie "tapped" NO PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES!!! Now I just think she's an idiot!
It's too bad most of our tap water has fluoride in it.
Shows how much attention Jennifer gets on a daily basis. Whether it's good or bad, she gets attention. Jen rocks!!!
What a bunch of crap...
Save the planet, drink tap water.
PS – Aniston is an idiot.
Wow! Why all the hatred towards Jennifer Aniston? What has she ever done to offend anyone? (Other than be famous, rich and good looking.)
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The person who wrote, "Some of you people on this string are really disgusting" is revolting and should be showered with hyena vomit and forced to listen to a Dick Cheney speech.
it was smart, funny and it showed that she doesnt take herself too seriously, plus, the woman is hot, so bonus!
Like her, dislike this video. Dumb. And some of you people on this string are really disgusting!!
She's nice to look at, that's about it. I think less of her since I recently learned that she's a major pot-head.
"Smart?" Americans gulping down what is nothing more than water at $2-$3 a bottle while consuming 3000 calories meals isn't too smart, is it?
Who is the ad wizard that came up with this one? Audible fart noise, thumbs down.
Jen,looks great,she is beautiful and looks the picture of health.There are lots of jealous people on this site.
I agree completely. If a person doesn't have talent, they usually complain about someone that does !!
It's sad that she has to promote water, when the world is starving for water and in plastic too! Is she that stupid she doesn't know water should be free to everyone. Plastic bottles are polluting our waters, rivers, oceans....does she live under a rock? Start reading Jen and get with Matt Damon and help the world and environment not promote your own stardom which really is sad.....you would do more for your career if you helped clean up our country of waste.
I thought she cut her hair.
Everytime i see jennifer it makes me think of how brad made her look so bad when he cheated on her publically with angelina. thank god http://WWW.CHEATERVILLE.COM just launched Valentines Day and will stop cheaters. Post about a cheater anonymously and FREE! post their picture for FREE! get email notifications when a post is made about you or anyone you know for FREE! Vote for the cheater of the week today! Dont be the last to know.....CHEATERVILLE
Can you say "lucky puppy"?
Funny, Brilliant Marketing!
It is neither funny nor brilliant. Its more like some garbage thought up by a bunch of inner city high on crack 4th graders would think of. Are you just as stupid as jennifUR ANUSton or more so.
I rellay love the Anne Hathaway. No matter you pick, you're going to look great!Keep us posted!
s e x tape! ...... animals? ...... I would turn into an animal for that chance, for sure! :D
....... babies? ........ not so much! ........ plenty of Smart Water for after taping, would be nice!
I'd have liked it more if she had more skin showing...Hot babe!!
Very funny and clever parody. Keenan Cahill of youtube fame, the double rainbow guy and the parody of the Evian babies. Love the parrot saying Rachael I lover your hair. Also she has the clipboard while the internet boys have ipads. LOL.
I got nothing.
I haven't left my room in 9 months and rely on the anonymity of the internet to spew my inane ramblings. You take care now and may the good Lord allow you to enjoy stuff!!!!
Rush didn't make it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame but Grandmaster Flash did?! Where's my shotgun?
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Were any animals hurt in the making of this video? Golly, I hope so – Yahooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
I like it when my cat poops on the rug!
I looved her work as "Elaine" on Seinfeld!
That sir, was funny
Ronald Reagan was an idiot.
Yes, she's hot, incredible hot still at age 42. But, more importantly, it shows she can actuallky act! The video is clever, playful and, did I mention, hot?
I have always found Ms. Anustongue to have a man face.
And to whoever thinks she can act – when has she ever shown that to be the case?
i love her in Friends <3
Yes she is.
Really that beautiful.
Yes, she is ABSOLUTELY that hot. ABSOLUTELY.
This ANUSton woman needs to be commited. She is mentally ill.
And you are delusional!!!
She is not only mentally ill, but an old woman who has no one in her life, she is actually quite pathetic. She also suffers from Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, extreme self-involvement, and lack of empathy for others. Individuals with this disorder are usually arrogantly self-assured and confident. They expect to be noticed as superior. However, this disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.
What a pitiful attention starved twerp.
Agreed. I really can't stand her. She is so ugly and annoying. And no, not jealous cause I don't have an obnoxious personality or huge nose. Thanks.
If you're not jealous "cause" of that, what are you jealous "cause" of?
I would not put jen in my top 10 or even top 25 of beautiful women but.......in this video, she is absolutely scrumptious!!!! So yes, I would say that you are jealous.
Not to mention the promotion of dumping bazillions of plastic bottles on the earth ... brainless beauty or beast?
Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, extreme self-involvement, and lack of empathy for others. Individuals with this disorder are usually arrogantly self-assured and confident. They expect to be noticed as superior. Many highly successful individuals might be considered narcissistic. However, this disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WASTED VALUABLE TIME EVEN READING THIS ARTICLE.......
Her quirkiness is what makes her lovable to me. What I like most about her is that she never seems to take herself too seriously. After the Charlie Sheen meltdown it seems like a refreshing trait to find in an a-list actor. You go Jen.
Go back to JustJared loon.
You just set the "creep alert" sirens off.
What are you? Seven?
Dont go comparing yourself with Jen now. Just keep on painting your walls dingy brown, and you will be alright. Dont worry. Be happy.
I dont think she would give you one minute of her time. You sound like a looney, so you must be one. She would definately have the authorities have you committed. Moron!!!
Yes and you eat boogers.
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