March 2nd, 2011
01:08 PM ET
Ricky Gervais will host next year's Golden Globe Awards — and just about any other awards ceremony — but only under one condition: He wants Charlie Sheen as his co-host.
"OK. I will host The Golden Globes again, AND the Emmys, AND The Oscars if I can do it with Charlie Sheen," Gervais writes. "I mean it. I'd write some gags like always, intro the presenters, then after each acceptance speech I'd just chat to Charlie, who would just be sitting in an arm chair smoking, about what he thought of the result. He'd just say what's on his incredible mind. It would be f—ing amazing."
Gervais, who made plenty of headlines on his own with his celeb-skewering jokes at the Globes, continues, "I'd call his agent but he hasn't got one. Do you have his dealer's number? Oh f—, he's clean isn't he? If you bump into him in the street or when he's being dragged around the interview circuit being exploited in the name of 'news' tell him he's got a new job."
He may have been joking, but would you want to see Gervais co-hosting with Sheen?
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