Embattled actor Charlie Sheen is dealing with a lot at the moment, but one place he certainly seems to be winning is on the Web.
Since he began his talk show rounds Monday, his quotable interviews have spawned websites, a personalized dictionary and trending topics on Twitter – not to mention his new verified account.
Sites like Charliesheenforthesoul.com, Livethesheendream.com (which seems to be down at the moment) and Sheenfamilycircus.blogspot.com feature quotes like, “I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old,” spreading Sheen’s wisdom to those who might not have tuned in to one of his many TV appearances.
And for those of you who did watch and yet can’t seem to understand where the “Two and a Half Men” star is coming from, there’s The Charlie Sheen Dictionary, brought to you by the Los Angeles Times.
For example, the dictionary defines "Winning" as "the end goal of Charlie Sheen’s life philosophy, and offers examples of proper usage: “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” “Just winning every second,” “Winning, anyone?” “Duh, winning!”
Even the Red Cross has joined in, using the popular Twitter trending topic #tigerblood. (By the way, tiger blood is, according the Sheen dictionary, “What runs through Sheen’s veins, making him all-powerful.”)
“We may not collect #tigerblood, but we know our donors & volunteers have fierce passion for doing good! #RedCrossMonth,” the Red Cross tweeted on Wednesday.
Are there any sites we missed? Let us know in the comments below.
Gaw, what an EGO! Anyone knows that knocking over the chessboard and yelling "I win I win" is a sign of an immature spoiled brat with absolutely no emotional control. Keep on #WINNING Carlos! I'll be yelling #WINNING over your OD! When your kids ask who their daddy was, we can tell them you were a real WINNER! How's that for a "FASTBALL"?
CharlieSheenSays.com looks ALOT better than sheenforthesoul or whatever. They put absolutely no effort into that
Take the quiz yourself ... who said it, Charlie Sheen or Charlie Manson? http://www.whichcharlie.com
Tiger blood and adonis dna that pretty much says it all. No actually thats just the beginning. JBBBB that was pretty good!
The real #WINNERS are our troops that bravely leave their loved ones to fight terrorism on foreign soil so our country can enjoy living in a land of freedom. They are the true ROCK STARS. The real #LOSERS are people like Charlie Sheen who purchase the very product(cocaine) that helps fund the terrorism our brave troops are fighting against. Shame on you Charlie! Grow up, get over yourself and get some help.
hockeenight.com did a recap of last night's Chicago Blackhawks game using Charlie Sheen quotes.
Winning on the web and a total loser in life.
People, relax. If Charlie were a rock star nobody would care, but because he's an actor we should hold him to a better standard... PLEASE! I He's an entertainer, nothing more. If he wants to go down this road and he's not harming anyone else, let him. remove the kids from him and let him be. And for those of you who think he should go to prison... who are you kidding? Prison doesn't fix people with Charlie's problems, it makes them worse.
I'm, for one, really enjoying this. Thanks, Charlie. I have enough stress in my real life I don't mind escaping for a few minutes each day to watch your trainwreck of a life. Just give me a little heads up before your total nuclear meltdown so I can get some popcorn popped first. That's friggin' #winning!!
A lot of people for some morbid reason enjoy and egg on a tragedy unfolding. Nothing like watching a sinking ship. Hopefully God will send Charlie a lifeboat.
Or maybe he'll send us a torpedo for Charlie's ship.
He's become the Yogi Berra and Dalai Lama for people with Manic Bipolar disorders.
Charlie looks like a loose canon............ready to explode. I think he is on the brink of a complete breakdown. Thank heavens the twins were removed from his care at this moment.
Crack is bad. M'kay
omg! http://www.IfCharlieSheenOutlivesME.com is my favorite one... i love the poll results... hope this one keeps going a while
Face it people, Charlie is in complete and utter denial. At this point he can't seem to comprehend the reality of the danger his life is in. And I'm a big fan of the whole Sheen family. Sure he's been clean a few days and passed a few drug tests but the odds are against him and unless he gets some real long term help he is a ticking time bomb. I'd like to clobber those "goddesses" over the head with that suitcase full of coke! They don't love or care about him, they are just there until the party is over. Charlie claims he has never taken a pain pill but by God he has snorted enough coke to make Scarface look like a beginner. If his fans truly care about him then support him in becoming sober. What good is having a lot of fans if you are dead?
I used to think Charlie was just playing himself on 2 1/2 Men but now the real Charlie makes Charlie Harper look like a choir boy.
The latest secret Charlie footage!
go away, Charlie.
Charlie Sheen is a symbol of American idocy, especially among the young. He's a JUNKIE and is setting a terrible example for others by glamourizing his drug and alcohol abuse. America is is ill because to many Americans suffer from his disease but don't have his $80,000,000 and so add to the suffering of others by trying to keep their CharlieSlifestyle going. CBS should bite the bullet and fire his sorry a**.
Charlie in 2012! You know it's gonna happen..
Charlie Sheen is the epitome of debauchery and what fame will do to a person. These celebrities have no boundaries. They have no rules. People like Sheen can pretend for a living, memorize lines and make a joke, that they are free from personal responsibility or deserve a second chance. I feel sorry for Sheen's kids and for his now unemployed co-workers. I never liked his show – I found it insipid, immature and junior high-ish in it's humor. But I still feel bad for the 100 or so people thrown out of work because of this prima donna's behavior.
I TOTALLY agree!
as long as the kids are out of harm'sway, I say keep doing what you are doing Charlie – I haven't been this shocked or laughed so hard since Borat.
I wouldn't call that winning.
What this sad tweaker doesn't get is that people aren't watching from a place of interest. They are watching like they would a train wreck, they cannot look away b/c its such a mess. Charlie has come completely mentally unhinged. He has eclipsed anything Britney or Lindsay has ever done – this guy is a total whack job.
Yeah, his immaciated form, haggard face, slurred and incomprehensible speech, and drug-adled brain sure look like winning.
Everything in moderation Charlie.
He's awesome. LOVE HIM> http://www.charliesheenquotes.net
I actually find it funny when people in the public eye fall apart at the Sheen....
Charlie is working the system. Any publicity is good publicity for any entertainer.
And that is what he is doing...Publicly entertaining us He'll be just fine
I like Charlie, but was a piece of work he has turned into. Regardless of the attention he is getting right now, it's safe to say his career is over. He ranks right up there with Mel Gibson, which is another actor I always admired until his ego caused his mouth to malfunction. Oh boy, how I wish we could have the likes of Fred Astaire again to entertain us. Everything now has to be edgy, vulgar, and insulting. Charlie fits right in, in that respect. Sooner or later though, even the fans will have had enough of these characters and knock them off their perch, sometimes permanently. Goodbye Charlie.
"his ego caused his mouth to malfunction"
LOL, that's good! :)
Winning on the web? Coverage, yes. Winning not hardly. Sheen has shown himself to all and it ain't pretty.
It's amazing what celebrities get away with in this country. Our worship at the altar of Hollywood is really disgusting. If your brother or your neighbor behaved like Charlie Sheen, you'd be on the phone dialing 911 or intervening and getting them to rehab ASAP. But because Sheen is famous, is on TV, has millions of dollars – people give him a "Get out of jail free" card. It's ridiculous. He's a self-absorbed junkie and drunkard who lives a debauched life. He lives for his next high or his next roll in the hay with anything willing. He is a wretched human being who does not deserve praise, accolades or support. He has put his lusts ahead of his family and his co-workers. Charlie Sheen is a swine.
Winning on the web? Well, he's not winning on Facebook. As far as I can tell, folks are sick of hearing about him. Let's focus on more important things.
That's right, he's an actor. You've all bought into the show. Congrats.
If you go to http://www.apollorun.com they've written and performed a song from all of Sheen's rantings and ravings.
i loved the quote " they will know dads a cool guy, hes the one who signs the front of the check, not the back". How true is that for every non custodial parent that pays thru the butt and it never goes to the kids.
How do you KNOW it doesn't go to the kids? You need a reality check! The custodial parent, whether it be the mother or father, has to pay for a larger home so the kid(s) have a room; they have to do more laundry; buy more food; buy clothing, medicine, and other essentials for that child, plus pay for daycare, etc. The child support checks I received didn't even cover the cost of the daycare center, much less anything else for my children! If I occasionally decided to buy myself a new pair of shoes or a blouse for work when the child support check came, so be it! Most of the money I earned over the past 18 years went to make sure my children had everything they needed while their father couldn't be bothered not only to support them financially most of the time, he seldon came to see them.
Unfortunately for CBS, they need him more than he needs them.
I just farted. Shooooooooo : )
HERE IS YET ANOTHER SITE...
I don't seem to understand people. There are far more important things going on in this world, for the media and people in general to talk about, than Charlie Sheen. Face it he is a spoiled little brat for lack of a better word. He acts like a child and there for should be ignore instead of everyone giving him what he wants.........more attention.
Find something more interesting and important to talk about!
Then why are you here reading and writing about it? Apparently, it got YOUR attention... Besides, it's Entertainment news – it's not like this is the only thing they're reporting on. You do know CNN has a Home Page with plenty of other news categories, topics and articles, right?
Tessa, are u by any chance from WI. And Lisa you are right.
With the negative slant of all this media attention, who among us wouldn't be frazzled. He is a stronger person than I would be under such scrutiny. It doesn't sound like the women from his past relationships are solid citizens either. As usual, the kids are the ones who lose when the parents act like fools in front of do-gooders. The mob seems to be practicing some of the seven deadlies too.
His bouts in rehab havent helped, prison wont help either.
Put him under house arrest permanently, no visitors allowed, and let him use his drugs and drink as much as he wants!!!!
What a waste of a life.
Unless he straightens up pretty quick i think even his fans are going to turn on him. Most think he has become a repulssive arrogaant creeep. We just dont like him anymore.
He should at least be charged with child endangerment. It seens CS really only cares about CS.
Just got through watching Nightline where a video apparently taken by one of his goddesses showed his twin boys being removed from Charlie's home. Thank God he remained calm for the boy's sake. After the kids were taken away the reporters gathered round to talk to him. Man, he looked horrible, the skin on his face hanging, very pronounced wrinkles and large bags under his eyes. He acted very nonchalant as if what has been happening in his life lately is normal. Wow, this guy doesn't look like he has too much time left in this world. They also showed an interview with his father and brother expressing their extreme concern for him. When Charlie was told about the interview he said they were just judgemental and jealous. He waved his hand toward his goddesses and home and said "who wouldn't want this?" Careful Charlie. You might just be waving to your fans at your new home at one of California's state prisons where who know's, Charlie Manson could be your new neighbor. And cocaine and goddesses are not allowed.
Charlie sheen got hisself in the mess with a plan and trust me he will get out with a plan. he is just playing the part his played for the last 8 season
Dude, you need to stop tweaking, your life is a mess – in case you have not noticed you lost your job, your kids, and your mind - that stuff is poison, it will kill you.
I like him as an actor and I do hope he gets help with his drinking/ drug problem.
He admits on national tv that he has a suitcase full of cocaine delivered to his house with two toddlers in the house. Why isn't this guy in jail and on his way to prison? I've seen on COPS officers chasing down and zapping and beating up suspects and choking them to force them to spit out a pinpoint piece of crack! A suitcase full of coke and boasting about it? This guy needs a serious dose of reality bites in the Graybar Hotel. I really feel bad for his father who has stood by his side for so many years and his brother, Emilio Estevaz. Charlie is delusional and looks haggard and his eyes are crazy looking. The coke has changed his brain chemistry. The kicker was when he was asked if he feared death and he replied that death is for wussies. well, it certainly looks like he is going to find out exactly how a wussie feels. God have mercy on his soul.
Graybar hotel. LOL
Always been a fan of Charlie Sheen's acting, though he should get some help for his addiction(s)
This thing might be getting out of hand. FB groups are being made Sheeniacs
FB: Live the Sheen Dream Sheeniacs
I have had many hours of entertainment over the years due to the Sheen family. It makes me so sad to see the "train wreck" he's become. I thought when he became a father he would settle down and live a life his babies could be proud of. I feel sorry for those babies the most!! He is hurting them and doesn't seem to care. I pray he gets the help he so badly needs.
Chalie Sheen need karate kick to head. Nock sense into his drug rattled brain.
Put him in prison. He will straighten out there.
I am a white person. I agree too. He really needs his buttt kicked. A knuckle sandwich or two wouldnt hurt him either. Wish he lived her in Texas where we know how to treat degeneerate scuum like Sheen.
Thats right baby. If he was a brother they would hae alredy buried him under the jail. It must be nice to be a white man in L.A,
I DISAGREE... I GOT AWAY WITH MURDER IN LA...
Yeah. I kind of have to agree with those who think he needs a little jail time. Two or three years in a state prison might help him to appreciate how easy his life is. Guess this will never happen though. He lives in California where laws do not apply if you are white.
really?! i'm from san diego and i just got of of prison. did 7 years. oh, i'm white...
If he lived anywhere else he would already be in jail for child endangerment and drug posession. I guess they don't enforce the laws in california.
where is your proof that he is endangering his children? he may be father of the year compared to you. just because he does not conform to your set of rules, does not mean that he is harming anyone ( but himself possibly) AND since a lot of your seem to be religious bible thumpers...did not Jesus say something about stones and glass houses...is YOUR slate clean?!?
We are all getting pretty tired of this self centered loooser. He needs to spend a good while in prison.
Wah. Stop whining. You're just ticked because you're not #winning too.
who cares. we are all tired of his crap. it seems like law enforcement would maybe search his home – they might find a few things to put this tuuurd in prison for a while. but then he lives in california where there are no laws.
no, he lives in america where we have a 4th amendment. first get the warrant -
Charlie has been one of the best actors of today! I love Charlie; and I certainly do sympathize with him, but he's become very angry at himself, really! Therefore he's lashing out at everyone around him; even the questions to him about himself, and his obvious self destructing behavior, are being answered with hate, sarcasm, and even malice! That's what makes me think he's right now, dangerous to himself and anyone else around him. That old addiction demon is trying to kill Charlie! Just PRAY for him!
I've followed all of the Sheen family for years and love them all. I hope Charlie gets back on track.
one has to admit/acknowledge one has a problem before agreeing to get help. I heard his dad, Martin, say if Charlie had cancer everyone would send condolences and get well wishes. "It's a sickness". Well daddy Sheen, people with cancer and mental illness get treatment. Charlie seems to be his own worst enemy and denies he has a problem. Maybe he needs to hit rock bottom before he admits he has a problem. Robert Downey Jr. did. He's a great actor since he fought his demons.
Yeah, he'll be right back on track snorting RAILS MAN! Cause that's how he rolls!
Sorry Charlie, you're rollin' downhill bro. Hope he keeps #WINNING! Losing my kids, WINNING! Losing my career, WINNING! Killing myself, WINNING! Making no sense, WINNING! Smokin' like a chimney, WINNING! Getting sued by my show, WINNING! Played his part a little too well don't ya think? Can't wait to put "I Won" on his tombstone, got my crayon ready....It's tigerblood red, it's a new crayola color just for winners like Carlos Estavez!
Stop taking yourselves so seriously. This man is god damn hilarious. Brings so much joy to my day. Keep doing you Charlie.
[vimeo 17484071 w=500 h=281]
i agree with you totally! good comment
guess what charlie's doing right now? WINNING!
His comment "all the people that live in small houses should just watch his show" and "I'm a freaking rock star". All I can say it does not matter how much money he has or how big his house is, He's still a loser living in a fantasy world! Get a life and get off the TV you loser!
All kidding aside for just time I promise. I usually love to reply with Comedy, but seriously, this Guy is in the absolute Most Complte Denial in the History of Show Businness Drugies. He seriously needs intervention.
But on a lighter note...He is almost as entertaining as Lindsey Lohan...not quite, but almost.
wonder why the whole world is talking about this man.
Ahh.. the whole world is not taking about. The US media is talking about it. Why, because it increases there rating and then they can charge more for advertising! If the media REALLY didn't agree with Charlie, he would get zero TV time. Plenty of celebs 'ACT' crazy, very vey get on all the majr networks. If you really watch the videos and interviews, Charlie is a genuis! He's playing all of the media for fools.
Nopchere - the guy is classic bi-polar. Totally out of control one minute, totally appears normal the next. But always angry. It is someone else's fault. What a loser.
The man is a legend. He is living the life most of us can only dream of. F@king p0rnstars everyday. Everyone is jelous.
Remember Joaquin Phoenix?
Everyone is watching for the same reason everyone on the freeway looks at the car wreck, sick curiosity. When he dies they can put "WINNER" or "I WON" on his tombstone. Probably don't have any tiger-blood to transfuse him in the hospital. Gaw he looks really bad....
Don't get me wrong I really enjoy in watching Two and a half man but I think Charlie really needs help with drinking and drug problem before he should be alloud to see his two boys.
The kids are fine! Stop hating. Charlie is #winning. Get over it
I think you should be given a dictionary before you are alloud to post comments.
Charlie, look in the mirror and say "man I'm over 40 and losing my kids and career, I need to grow up and quick acting like a little spoiled brat".. There are people in this nation having a difficult time feeding their families, and you are whining about not getting your $2 million an episode.... Grow up ... before it's too late., for you kids if nothing else...
@Rick, you also appear to be in need of a dictionary. Those who live in glass houses.....should learn how to spell before they attack others for poor grammer.
@JBBBB – I'll bet you felt good when you hit that Enter button and set your witty post free ... well, your glass house must have some broken windows because it's "grammar," not "grammer."
@JBBB: Subtlety is evidently not your thing....I guess you didn't notice Rick was repeating the spelling mistake ("alloud") in the original post. That was his point. If there are any other posts you don't understand on here, please let us know, and we'll explain them to you. It's okay. It takes a little time to get comfortable with complicated things.
Please use the dictionary to spell your words right
The quotation I heard Charlie say that caught my fancy was "People say its lonely at the top. But its a Hell of a view". I don't understand why they took his kids. didn't he provide them with "2" mommies?
Poor Charlie: http://vimeo.com/17484071
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