February 25th, 2011
12:58 PM ET
You won't find Miracle Whip on the 'Jersey Shore'Along with Ronnie’s Xenadrine spot and Snooki’s ad for pistachios, last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” featured another cast member’s foray into advertising: Pauly D, who now has a Miracle Whip commercial. The fact that Pauly reinforces his dislike for the product several times throughout the commercial isn’t the only reason I’m tripping over his endorsing a mayonnaise alternative. I mean, it kind of makes sense that Ron would take an ultra-strength weight loss pill, what with those red shakes he’s always blending in the kitchen, and that Snooks would crack open nuts with her tanning bed, but I’m not sure about this one. However, Pauly D can do no wrong. Who wouldn’t want to wake up to him yelling “Cabs are here”? Best. Alarm clock. Ever. Last night’s episode began with Snooki kicking her smush-of-the-moment to the curb for being a bad big spoon, while Pauly, Deena and The Situation headed in to work. However, playing carnival games sounded like more fun than selling T-shirts, so they decided to do that instead. After losing $100 playing one game in an attempt to win a gas-powered bike for Pauly’s birthday, Sitch decided to just give up and pay full price. Thank goodness for his high-paying job at the Shore Store. The bike ended up being worth every penny, though, when it got Ron to smile for the first time since Sammi left the house. Meanwhile, Snooki calls Roger’s friend Nick to confirm their date, but he doesn’t answer. She calls back 20 times, you know, just in case he didn’t hear his phone or something. When JWoww calls Roger to see what his friend’s deal is, he says Nick isn’t interested in Snooki because she recently brought home two of his buddies, cousins Jianni and Jeff. At least they weren’t brothers, right? Nobody in the “Jersey Shore” house was having much success on the phone this week. In a less-than-romantic gesture, Ronnie called Sam to tell her he didn’t appreciate her until he lost her. When she shuts him down, he tells her he doesn’t think they can ever be friends. Speaking of Ron, we got to meet his dad this week. Is that what Ron will look like when he grows a mustache and ditches the Xenadrine? In what may or may not have been a prank, Snooki and Deena stick marshmallows all over the house. Sitch thought it was a prank and thus ordered a taxi to take them to Times Square in New York City as a “surprise.” This mini road trip was hilarious, but not because Snooki offered to show the cab driver her breasts, or because the girls didn’t notice they were leaving Jersey until they had… well, left Jersey. It's because their cab driver, who should probably get his own reality show chauffeuring meatballs around Seaside Heights, was so funny. When the girls questioned his route, he condescendingly replied, we had to go this way to avoid traffic. But poor Sitch didn’t even have the last laugh. He took so long getting ready for dinner that the guys left him behind to break bread with his imaginary roommates. “So Ronnie, why ya crying all the time?” he asks the empty table. The boys return in food comas from the copious amounts of pasta they consumed at dinner. After Vin acknowledges that he’s a “Gluttonous piece of" you-know-what, the girls confront him and Pauly about The Situation’s prank. Lucky for Pauly, he just has to say “I heard you guys are mad at me” in a funny voice and all is forgotten. I wonder if that would work for me. The episode ends just as Sam gets back to the house. Everyone seems excited to see her, except Ron, who takes his mysterious red shake and makes a beeline for the patio. This should be interesting. What did you think of last night’s episode?
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Marco555, please go troll on BET's site & leave the white folks alone. P.S. No one cares that you're black! But we all knew because you write (type) just like you talk.
Best 2 scenes
"Ravoli's Ravoli's where you can get canoli's" Song by Vinny
and wen Mike tries to honk at the car JWoww's dogs bite him. Haha
My bad, I meant when
*like*
Missed the episode. Bummer Sammy's back
I love Pauly-D.. he cracks me up.. i don't take this show seriously and it's train wreck. .but like a train wreck I can't help but watch. Its so funny to me. Live and let live.. they are all 20 something and just gettin started. In 20 years they will have this to look back on and see how they behaved and laugh at themselves! Let them have their fun.
DON'T WATCH THE SHOW, BUT PAULEY & RONNIE ARE BABES – ESPECIALLY PAULEY
I am gonna play with me some goobers this evenin. Alabama style.
you too turd toucher
yeah. its ok though. i think they are just retards. no offense meant to the mentally handicapped. they should make it so we have to register our name like at other sites. oh well. it is friday though ! whoever youi are pretending to be me, i hope you have a happy weekend.
Bunch of little p u$*$*i* es
This site use to be fun to come on but these 8 yr olds are coming on it and be stupid. there is nothing wrong with people coming on here and joking around but stealing peoples names and just being stupid is uncall for. Parents shouldn't let their kids on the computer.
@ the real marco555 the @$$ho1e stole my name too. I guess this person is a real loser and has no life.
Here in alabama we like our weeinerz all chocolate like. Makes them taste better. Yep.
YEP. I LIKE ME SOME WEINEERZ TOO. YEP.
just because i am black doesnt mean i am a girl. guys can like guys you know. i prefer to think of myself as stylish. pleasingly so. aaaaand honey child, me and my boyfriend are gnna party a l l niiiight loooong.
YAY for this show being the downfall of American society. Seriously this show is THE DUMBEST show I have ever seen. However, I did enjoy watching the youtube clip of sookie getting punched in the face over and over.
yeah. but i still like those tasty weeiners. mmmmmm delishus.
BV didn't do anything to u. Don't be a – - – -. Bet u are that black chick that was going nuts on her and a few ppl, myself inclued, a few blogs back. From what it was u got involved in a converstation that wasn't your business.
I think she was referring to you because someone trolls on here and steals people's names, yourself included, along with B.V., T-Rex, Jade, and a few others. She was probably responding to the troll that was using your name that insults everyone
Have a nice weekend Vixen. While my boyfriend is humpin me I will be thinking of you...
I have a confession. When I watch this show, it gives me gas. I don't know why. I just can't stop passing wind. Maybe because I'm laughing so much. Its horrible, I can't watch it with anyone!
I thought we'd at least get rid of one of them though. Now it turns out Ron ain't leaving AND Sammi's back. Boo
Have a test tonight so I have to study now but you enjoy the rest of the day Marco555 sweetheart and have a great weekend (wink)
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Lol..I can laugh at your so call insult because I'm no where what you just said about me. I'm guessing you are a female and I have an idea who it is. Don't be jealous darling. Not everyone can look as good as me. Eat right, workout and maybe you just might have a chance. I wonder if you would have had the courage to make that comment to my face but I don't think the likes of your kind would. You are the type that would hide behind your computer and type your $*^t. Have a nice day though and please be careful crossing the street
. As for last night show it was nice without Sammi and Ronnie's drama and I'm glad Nick didn't call Snooki back.
oh yeah. Beautiful Vixen is one of the nicest people on here. It is ok to insult me but please do not use my name to harass her or other people.
someone hijacked my name. why do the children here keep doing that ? please ignore them if possible. I bet it is either McQ or T-Rex but arent sure. oh well. maybe they are having fun.
Gotta get me some weeenies while the getting is good !
Marco, dude if you're gonna troll, troll better.
That snooki be almost as fat as Beautiful Vixen ! Almost but not quite !
"So Ronnie, why you cryin all the time?" I have to admit, I busted up laughing when he said that.
Every week i look forward to thursday nights to watch the Jersey Shore. After that excitment is over, i look forward to Fridays to read this article! Please don't ever stop!
YES HE DOES GUUURLFRIEEEEEN ! : )
Plus all of em look all orange like. Whats wrong with these white kids ? I think their mommas didnt do their job right.
Yeah ! Anyone who likes the jerzey shore must either be a hoomoo or a whiitey. You would never cvatch my black azzz watching some trasshy show lile this.
You're right. You do sound really classy.
MARCO, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT BLACK. GROW UP!!!
Snookis beer belly.