Have you ever wanted to star in a Michael Bay picture? Well, here's your chance. Thanks to the Michael Bayifier, you can transform one of your ordinary photographs into something out of one of the filmmaker's big-budget, explosion-packed action flicks.
Go to bayifier.com, and the site begins to load with a countdown that references Bay's many blockbusters, including "Armageddon," "Bad Boys," and "Transformers." Among the phrases that flash on screen: "Attaching camera to helicopter," "Ogling Megan Fox," "Tracking Down Miami Ecstasy Kingpin" and "Demanding More CGI Robots."
Next, you are taken to a page where you simply upload your photo, adjust the level of dreamy color saturation, and add on clip art such as a sports car, an explosion, a gun, a bomb, a fighter jet and Shia LaBeouf.
The best part? Unlike Bay's big-budget projects, this will cost you nothing!
Michael Bay said this was his favorite song:
None of these hollywood types worry about being called gay. They start worrying when people don't call them gay anymore.
Damn, I checked out the website. It's the lamest thing I've ever seen.
You ALL are jealous of my G A Y ness, cuz Im not afraid to come out of the closet but most of all you are all jealous because I get to dine of Fresh tasty C U M Dumplings everynight strait from the source. Sore losers.
I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR MICHAEL BAY WE CAN GIVE MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB A GRITTY RE BOOT AND THEN WE CAN HAVE TONS OF EXPLOSIONS HAPPENING LIKE THE LAMB EXPLODS AND THEN MARYS HAIR CATCHES ON FIRE AND THEN PLANES CRASH IN THE SKY
I will make a film with this little girl. Picture this...Grandad puts this little girls hair in pony tails, throws him on the floor, pulls down his pants and discovers a hairy Bubble butt that is prime for phucking. Grandad then inserts his member and rides like Roy Rodgers into the night and doesnt stop until this little boys rear-ends erupts into an 8 foot geyser of Hot brown gravy spewing forth like volcano.
Ya...still wanna make a film big boy...
MMMMmmm...he is cute and tastee looking. I would S*CK on his ROD until it erupted like Mt Penistubo all over my face!
And I could get pay $20 for a blow but why would I when Michael G A Y will do it for free and on camera.
I WANNA GET BLOWN IN A MICHAL BAY FILM
CNN has once again written a perfect story.....
For me to poop on.
And yes, Justin Bieber likes gay por no.
Why would anyone except for Justin Beiber want to star in some artsy G A Y Por No film?
Just hope you don't need a decent plot to go with your picture. Lol. Bay flicks are terrible. Hahaha
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