January 18th, 2011
03:33 PM ET
Last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” can be summed up in two words.
However, due to the inappropriate nature of one of those words, I’m going to have to explain the madness that was last night’s episode in a more… descriptive manner.
Snooki’s drinking has been out of control since we met her back in 2009 – throwing herself at boys, specifically Vinny, and showing her "cooka" (if you will) is nothing new. But when she took multiple bites out of a raw potato last night, things got real. Or maybe she just misread the recipe for homemade potato vodka.
After being shut down by The Situation more times than Sammi and Ronnie broke up in Miami, Deena heads into the trenches once again, but this time with a wing(wo)man.
Snooki, the good friend she is, suggests her, Sitch and Deena have a threesome. Unfortunately for Sitch, that threesome turns into a “D-some” after Snooki bails. He eventually kisses Deena, but only to shut her up.
He’s then forced to employ his signature move: “The kitchen ditch.” For those of you who don’t speak “Shore,” that’s when you leave the room, head to the kitchen and start eating in order to avoid someone. How does he keep his abs with all this running to the kitchen to avoid stage five clingers?
The next day, Sam makes amends with Snooki at work. She later apologizes to Deena, too. Don’t hold your breath JWoww.
Speaking of JWoww… was anyone else cringing in horror when she popped a squat behind the bar? Though, I suppose she redeemed herself when she rinsed the floor with the soda gun.
Pauly D has a brief encounter with his season one stalker, Danielle, at the bar - she throws a drink on him and bolts. Not exactly the way to a man’s heart, Danielle. She would have been better off making him another T-shirt. Or not.
Then, the funniest part of last night’s episode: Ronnie’s two laughs, as told by Vinny.
1. His soft little girl laugh.
Spot on, Vin!
And finally, the moment we’ve been waiting for… After eating a basket of fried pickles and doing body shots with an old couple on the boardwalk, Snooki gets arrested for annoying people.
Did anyone else notice the guy in the green shirt following behind JWoww and Deena as they chased their intoxicated friend along the beach?
What did you think of last night’s episode?
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