'Jersey Shore': Which way to the beach?
January 18th, 2011
03:33 PM ET

'Jersey Shore': Which way to the beach?

Last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” can be summed up in two words.

However, due to the inappropriate nature of one of those words, I’m going to have to explain the madness that was last night’s episode in a more… descriptive manner.

Snooki’s drinking has been out of control since we met her back in 2009 – throwing herself at boys, specifically Vinny, and showing her "cooka" (if you will) is nothing new. But when she took multiple bites out of a raw potato last night, things got real. Or maybe she just misread the recipe for homemade potato vodka.

After being shut down by The Situation more times than Sammi and Ronnie broke up in Miami, Deena heads into the trenches once again, but this time with a wing(wo)man.

Snooki, the good friend she is, suggests her, Sitch and Deena have a threesome. Unfortunately for Sitch, that threesome turns into a “D-some” after Snooki bails. He eventually kisses Deena, but only to shut her up.

He’s then forced to employ his signature move: “The kitchen ditch.” For those of you who don’t speak “Shore,” that’s when you leave the room, head to the kitchen and start eating in order to avoid someone. How does he keep his abs with all this running to the kitchen to avoid stage five clingers?

The next day, Sam makes amends with Snooki at work. She later apologizes to Deena, too. Don’t hold your breath JWoww.

Speaking of JWoww… was anyone else cringing in horror when she popped a squat behind the bar? Though, I suppose she redeemed herself when she rinsed the floor with the soda gun.

Pauly D has a brief encounter with his season one stalker, Danielle, at the bar - she throws a drink on him and bolts. Not exactly the way to a man’s heart, Danielle. She would have been better off making him another T-shirt. Or not.

Then, the funniest part of last night’s episode: Ronnie’s two laughs, as told by Vinny.

1. His soft little girl laugh.
2. His big laugh where he sounds like a dolphin on steroids.

Spot on, Vin!

And finally, the moment we’ve been waiting for… After eating a basket of fried pickles and doing body shots with an old couple on the boardwalk, Snooki gets arrested for annoying people.

Did anyone else notice the guy in the green shirt following behind JWoww and Deena as they chased their intoxicated friend along the beach?

What did you think of last night’s episode?

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  1. sassie

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised to find the "N" word or the use of the phrase "nappy head" on this blog but I am. Here you people are being pinheaded and square. Very immature. And to "Beautiful Vixen" who made the "nappy head" comment, shame on you. People have been fired from their jobs because of such comments. You need to grow up.

    January 21, 2011 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
  2. melissa

    i love this show, i'm going to watch it tonight, but snooki drinking is a ll bit out of control not hating on her just saying and the new girl seems like she trying to hard to be just like snooki. glad sammi and sookie got their issues worked out.

    January 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Shyne

    The show is a disgrace. MTV gives JERSEY a bad rep with these clowns. We are nothing like what they show. We don't have shore language we don't get drunk and act like little bafoons that they are. That is why are governor was outraged because peopl see this show and are given the wrong idea bout the jersey shore. Well people let me say this if your comen to the Jersey shore don't get your hopes up. Oh yeah and how is it The Jersey Shore if they are in Miami no if served correctly Miami is in Florida not New Jersey idots!

    January 20, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
  4. jake

    @beautifulvixen – My sunflower I havenot forgotten you. Left a msg on the old blog but it still hadn't posted. We are gonna have to find a way to talk without being on a blog. I don't want my facebook page, email or phone jammed. Any suggestions? How are you doing? From skimming through the blog I see that beautiful mind still at work. Well, I'll let you think about how we can talk without the blog and I will be checking back. Take care my beautiful sunflower. Jake

    January 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm | Report abuse |
  5. I'm a good person!

    Get awf me!

    January 19, 2011 at 2:52 pm | Report abuse |
  6. T-Rex

    @vixen its the typical n.i.g.*.e.r disease. They can't stop thinking or talking about the white man..lol

    January 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  7. T-Rex

    @vixen that's what n i g s do. Turn one simple blog, or I should say, turn everthing in life and make it about race and they want to know why nobody likes them.

    January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Beautiful Vixen

    What do you mean white people? Black people act just as stupid. Basketball wives, and the other housewives with NeNe act just as bad. Leave it to a nappy head to bring race into it. I'm not surprised.

    January 19, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
  9. kaylaa;*

    i absoultely LOVE the show! idk what it is aboutt it but i LOVE it. && to all those who like to talkk junkk aboutt SNOOKI..go suckk a egg! haha! she is not fat at all, i really don't see where yoou see fat at?! get your eyes checked! haha, she's thick! & i sooo agree with rob! && sharon lol..white people smh! :)

    January 19, 2011 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  10. Guilty Pleasure

    I wish she would put my potato in her mouth like this...but then again I have a thing for wierd looking orange broads from another planet. I bet she polishes good chrome.

    January 19, 2011 at 10:24 am | Report abuse |
  11. ashley

    omg that episode was crazy dam my fav part is when snookie was trying to get on the bike hahaha so funny and when she was trying to sneek drinking beer while working so funny!!! i love snookie

    January 19, 2011 at 10:12 am | Report abuse |
  12. K-Goody

    At the risk of someone just calling me an idiot, the whole reason I watch the show is to remind myself why I'm in college and why I should stay there. I consider my weekly dose of Jersey Shore to be my weekly dose of sanity to fend against the piles of homework I have.

    January 19, 2011 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
  13. nitrous

    God help us all – wait there is no god – never mind.

    January 19, 2011 at 9:31 am | Report abuse |
  14. TheTruth

    All I can think is "is the mtv or cnn". Really I was on here for the news and I see this bs. No disrespect to anyone that watches jersey shore but they are one of the reasons mtv doesn't play music. If this is what cnn calls new I might as well be checking out fox and think that's really news. C'mon cnn you can do better then this.

    January 19, 2011 at 9:19 am | Report abuse |
  15. derryX

    Take a look at our review of Monday's episode! http://derryx.com/?p=1781

    January 19, 2011 at 9:11 am | Report abuse |
  16. Luisito23

    Love it !! If you don't like it well don't watch it. This is the magic of America ;) .

    January 19, 2011 at 8:58 am | Report abuse |
  17. Buford

    Here is what I dont get, all of the people on here bashing the show and the actors, how are ya'll coming to the conclusion that the show sucks ? You must be watching every week and reading all the articles like the one above. If it sucks so bad, DONT WATCH IT.

    January 19, 2011 at 8:24 am | Report abuse |
  18. gg

    The next reality show snooki needs to be on is celebrity rehab with dr drew

    January 19, 2011 at 8:08 am | Report abuse |
  19. Charles McGann. L

    An ofcourse u know you're ready

    January 19, 2011 at 8:03 am | Report abuse |
  20. Charles McGann. L

    R u breathing the same thing that the dog was now what's the hole hospital concept you're goverment honrly got to gether a confused the hell out of a kid yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fu go to hell

    January 19, 2011 at 7:51 am | Report abuse |
  21. Slim

    I want my MTV!

    January 19, 2011 at 7:45 am | Report abuse |
  22. mike

    Have we all really missed the point? These people are actors and this is all fake. I mean really how hard is it to act stupid? It's just mildly entertaining but it gets old and predictable after awhile. Everyone is taking this show way too seriously. It's like watching jerry springer. It's all about the drama and it is fake, or at least I hope it is. Anyway I don't know why someone would want to watch fake stupidity when you encounter so much real stupidity in life already. I watched a few episodes but just can't get into it. It has unbelievable idiocy and the characters make me want to kill them all.

    January 19, 2011 at 7:32 am | Report abuse |
  23. Charles McGann. L

    O the fame of murder insted of child mulstation famus u

    January 19, 2011 at 7:05 am | Report abuse |
  24. Charles McGann. L

    Where do you get off playng so many s@x games with a babby an child do you under these crimes sr

    January 19, 2011 at 7:03 am | Report abuse |
  25. Bobby D

    I'm from Jersey exit 4, and this show is so fistpumpingly dumb. Snooki is prolly the thrashiest broad in Jersey, heck anywheres! Don't got me started on the Situation, what a loser. Dis Guy needs a whooping and shouldn't have the fame cuz he is lame.

    January 19, 2011 at 6:58 am | Report abuse |
  26. Slim

    What happened to MTV? What happened to showing music videos? I haven't seen a music video on MTV in years. Sad, sad, sad.... MTV, please change your name.

    January 19, 2011 at 6:35 am | Report abuse |
  27. Rob

    People stop hating. It's only entertainment, one hour per week so who cares if it is a waste of time. We ALL find a way to waste time so what's the big deal. I love the show!

    January 19, 2011 at 6:18 am | Report abuse |
  28. sharon

    White people......smh

    January 19, 2011 at 5:49 am | Report abuse |
  29. scott

    I think its hilarious that her publicist won't let her talk to bill oreilly. I think they're afraid she's gonna have a melt down if she's asked about anything intelligent.

    January 19, 2011 at 4:44 am | Report abuse |
  30. Kevin - NJ

    Snooki and Deena are Oompa Loompa's... Jersey girls DON'T look like them.... Trust me! The show decomposed in Miami... DONE! FINITO! OVER JOHNNY... IT'S OVER!

    January 19, 2011 at 4:20 am | Report abuse |
  31. Mo

    I personally thought that this episode was hilarious! I don't think it's right for others to judge those who are entertained by this show. It makes me laugh, so what? I watch it for entertainment, not intellectual stimulation! Why can't some tv shows just serve as mindless humor?

    January 19, 2011 at 4:14 am | Report abuse |
  32. karen

    OMG!! all yall ppl need ta quit hating yall r just jealous n dont have nothing better 2 do if yall dont like tha show then DONT WATCH IT!

    January 19, 2011 at 3:47 am | Report abuse |
  33. Josh van Hulst

    Oh how this show gets more interesting with each episode

    January 19, 2011 at 2:56 am | Report abuse |
  34. Pauly D

    Cabs are hereeeeeee! Oh yeahhhhhhhh oh yeahhhhhhh

    January 19, 2011 at 2:39 am | Report abuse |
  35. elsie16

    Hate jwoww but I love the rest of the jersey shore crew!! *fist pumping !*

    Cabs ah heaaaaaaa!!!!

    Burgers for the boys! Lol

    January 19, 2011 at 2:20 am | Report abuse |
    • kaylaa;*

      And another thing if yall don't like the show,tell me why you're on here wasting your time HATING! Jersey Shore is a show for entertainment and to give us a peak in on what it's like in there lives. I mean it aint no different than the other tv shows, like the soaps, and so on. Get a life if all you have to do is hate! :D

      January 19, 2011 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
  36. Lisa Mattingly

    I am morbidly curious what these people are going to do and say, so I tune in. My teenage daughters think these kids are normal and that's what scares me the most.

    January 19, 2011 at 2:01 am | Report abuse |
  37. Kevin

    You see folks? This is why toxic waste is bad...
    It gets dumped in New Jersey, seeps into the water table and suddenly the children all turn into disgusting mutants like this.

    January 19, 2011 at 1:33 am | Report abuse |
  38. Stosh

    Someone actually thinks enough of this show to write a synopsis of each episode? I was horrified reading that!

    Shows like this make me lose hope for America. It appeals only to people with the IQ of toe fungus.

    January 19, 2011 at 1:10 am | Report abuse |
  39. Mike

    I am pretty sure the executives at MTV are reinacting the movie "Trading Places"...they are betting each other $1 that they can or can not make certain jackwagon famous

    January 19, 2011 at 12:52 am | Report abuse |
  40. cally

    soo jersey shore is entertaining. maybe not to some people, but it gives me a little something to look forward to if i'm home on a tuesday night. woo!

    January 19, 2011 at 12:52 am | Report abuse |
  41. Melony

    Snooki needs to grow up shes not a teenager anymore and get a life thats so unlady like to get aressted for being so stupid or under the influence! and a Cooka is propely wat snooki was actin like !;-)

    January 19, 2011 at 12:15 am | Report abuse |
  42. rob

    I'm surprised that none of the "stars" from jersey shore log on and defend themselves. They probably don't know what a cnn is or how to read the news.

    January 18, 2011 at 11:58 pm | Report abuse |
  43. GRENADE WHISTLE!!!

    all of you haters are probably grenades. someone needs to sound the Grenade Whistle iPhone app on you.

    January 18, 2011 at 11:56 pm | Report abuse |
  44. jo

    They may live in america but they are italian..

    January 18, 2011 at 11:51 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Beautiful Vixen

    @Jake did you get on here as yet? lol!

    January 18, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  46. Arthur

    Uh, how can this possibly generate interest in watching a bunch of fake guido, Cro Magnon idiots flop around, fu**, fight and break the 5 cusses per second record of Deadwood? And this is a discussion board, we`ve obviously all seen at least, or at most, one second of this circus. Maybe this is fun for us, no matter how smart you are. So go have your fun drinking and smoking yourself to an early grave, Jersey Sac

    January 18, 2011 at 11:28 pm | Report abuse |
  47. Kat

    Don't kill the show...it makes me glad to have somewhere other than the South look like idiots and inbreds. Keep it going and going and going like the energizer bunny with these people who think they are being laughed WITH instead of the truth of being laughed AT.

    January 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm | Report abuse |
  48. thad

    I lived on the jersey shore and this its what we do, we get mad crazy and stuff. All u high society people on here need to find something more enlightening to do. If ur so smart why ru on here c commenting (repeatedly some of u) on how srupid we r. Shouldnt ub reading a book or something? By sitting here wasting ur time talking about it all ur doing us generating interest in the show. U can lick my jersey sac wahaaaaaaa

    January 18, 2011 at 11:14 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Tshirtime

    It's retarded...but entertaining. It's like a train wreck. The girls are nuts but the guys are hilarious...T SHIRT TIME!!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  50. The New Modest Proposal

    Does anybody else think it would be a rather good idea to get the cast of this atrocity sterilized as soon as logistically possible?

    January 18, 2011 at 11:09 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Scuba Steve

    I totally agree with Snooki. That SOOO did not look like the beach. I mean, how could it be the beach with all that water and sand? Btw, Paulie looks like somebody ji***d all over his head, blew a hi power fan at his hair, and beat him with an ugly stick... For 5 days. What an ugly mofo

    January 18, 2011 at 11:02 pm | Report abuse |
  52. freesnookie

    FREE SNOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 10:54 pm | Report abuse |
  53. JulesTheHater

    This is America. Watch if you want, love it if you want, and hating it is our right as Americans. The thing that gets me is you people claiming to be educated and you can't formulate an educated comment. Take a little time and spell check if you're not sure. That is why America is hated. We claim our education and seem proud of it and then BAM some of us can't spell. That is what is disgusting and unacceptable.

    January 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Anti-Deodorant

    well said.

    January 18, 2011 at 10:40 pm | Report abuse |
  55. jermaine henderson

    there is nothing better than a group of armenians living in one house in jersey.

    January 18, 2011 at 10:28 pm | Report abuse |
  56. kiko

    if like them or not they are still making $$$$$ n u wish u made as much as they do....

    January 18, 2011 at 10:21 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Rebecca

    I can not even believe people actually watch this. I watched once and lasted all of 30 seconds and that was more than enough. This is beyond trash. I am embarrassed for these people how low can you go to be on TV?

    January 18, 2011 at 10:17 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Benny

    no please dont stop!

    January 18, 2011 at 10:15 pm | Report abuse |
  59. Abril

    What has MTV become? What happened to all the great music and dancing. Not only does this show suck but so do the others. None of these shows lead good examples. Just sad to see what this world is coming to!

    January 18, 2011 at 10:09 pm | Report abuse |
  60. chele

    Oops, please excuse my typos in my earlier post. I have a key or two sticking, it appears. Sorry 'bout that!

    January 18, 2011 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  61. D

    Like Ashel...go do your homework child.

    January 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse |
  62. D

    yeah I think it's the dumb@$$es blogging about how horrible of a show it is. People only watch it for entertainment anyways-if your not entertained-don't watch it. I think that's simple enough. If you really didn't care about the show you wouldn't be even blogging about it to begin with

    January 18, 2011 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  63. D

    I can't decide who is more stupid. The people who actually watch the show and think it's cool, or the people who blog on here saying to cut the show off when blogging about it just gives them more money from publicity to keep them on MTV...

    January 18, 2011 at 9:52 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Erin

    First of all, to everyone posting comments hating on Jersey Shore and its viewers, why are you reading this article??? It's CNN, there are plenty more "intellectual" things to read & post comments on...love your life and quit hating!
    Second of all...it's ENTERTAINMENT people!! It's no worse than watching daytime soaps or any of the other pointless crap on TV. I come home from my corporate job, eat dinner, laugh at these fools for a hour, and get on with my life...I don't think that has any negative reflection on my personality. I watch some intellectual shows too. :-)
    I'm no hater, get your money Jersey Shore kids! Keep making me laugh & i'll keep watching!

    January 18, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  65. Ashel

    What is more upsetting than the ridiculousness of this show and it's popularity is the fact that the cast represents the stupidity and over indulgence of young adults. I am 22 and I like to go out with friends and have a drink, but if I ever acted like Snooki, I would WANT to blow my brains out. It's fine to have fun, you're only young once, but the cast needs to go to grow up.

    January 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Benny

    cnn please dont pull plug on this blog,I cant remember the last time I've laughed this much.

    January 18, 2011 at 9:09 pm | Report abuse |
  67. New Dork

    I'm moving to jersey wanna party with Tom from uranus

    January 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Tom from Neptune

    I wonder how much she made from her GEICO commercial... you know, the one where she cried weeeee, weeeee, weeee all the way home.

    January 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm | Report abuse |
  69. alice

    I dont agree with none of yall! i think when they start showing that show it was stupid !

    January 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Jerseyhair

    its bout time we get our due respect down here on the shore,thanks jersey shore for putting us on the map.Five up high woop woop jello shots for everyone.

    January 18, 2011 at 8:48 pm | Report abuse |
  71. mc

    Unfortunately if you watch trash,you become trash

    January 18, 2011 at 8:45 pm | Report abuse |
  72. natalie

    How can anyone arrest Snooki! She is so tiny! A friend of mine wanted me to watch one episode...and after her pleading, I gave in....*sigh* mistake...now i'm hooked. I am not sure what it is about this show but ya...love it... MTV must be doing something right if 8 million people watched the premiere...

    January 18, 2011 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • LADYDI

      SNOOKIE IS A FAT PIG – OINK OINK.........SHES AS WIDE AS HER HEIGHT.....NO CLASS........... EEEWWWWWWWWW

      January 19, 2011 at 8:37 am | Report abuse |
  73. EDGEONE

    wow, so much passion in this discussion! Haters and show lovers alike...ALL this debate provokes additional viewership adding to Snooki's 30K weekly paycheck. The cast thanks us all for our time and posts!

    January 18, 2011 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Sharriqagal

    da shores da shizz yall haten jus cuz dey rich n stuf! wen dey dun wit sho yall see dem on big skreen shonuff! da sitchuachun is off da hizzy!NUFF SED.

    January 18, 2011 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Jerseygirl08085

    This show is for entertainment and entertainment only. You either hate it or love it. I am from New Jersey have spent many many summers down the shore working, partying etc. Never once did I or anyone I hung with act or portray ourselves in such a negative light....Never. We partyied, played, worked, caused disturbances but never ever like this. This is a TV show. These people are paid to act badly and have major problems. Would you really watch the show if everyone behave themselves? Shock factor people. l

    January 18, 2011 at 8:32 pm | Report abuse |
  76. jan

    Although I do wish jenny would slap sam again...that girl thinks she's all that and a bag of chips.

    January 18, 2011 at 8:01 pm | Report abuse |
  77. jan

    Ewwww....snooki's skin looks like rotisserie chicken. That's nasty!

    January 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Superhiro

    The show isn't FOR dumb people. It's for regular people to WATCH dumb people. Shows don't MAKE you stupid.

    January 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm | Report abuse |
  79. haterd

    Actors? You're all cabbage

    January 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
  80. ShoreAFan

    I c this show and its cast members have a lot of haters but last time I heard, these Guidos and Guidettes are making 10G's/episode, not to mention of fabulous Snooki is makign 30G's/episode....where is all that money coming from, the haters?

    January 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • bostongye

      Who cares how much money they make? Theyre absolute clowns and the chicks are all ugly, "grenades" as it were. They could pay them 1 million an episode and Im still throw each of them a rock if they were drowning. All theyre money is gonna go to crack and heroin addictions once the show loses its popularity and they have nothing else to do with their lives. And the point of 80% of the "haters" on here is that it pays to be a moron. What does that say about our culture? Its not the show itself, its the scene it represents. So stupid.

      January 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm | Report abuse |
  81. tomacita sullivan

    I think that jersey shore is a great show and my husband and I watch every season and episode , come on people you know you love it

    January 18, 2011 at 7:36 pm | Report abuse |
  82. IDon

    Dumb show for dumb people, no shortage of those, which is why the show is so popular

    January 18, 2011 at 7:33 pm | Report abuse |
  83. Al

    I need an education to operate a remote? at a girl pamela you go.

    January 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm | Report abuse |
  84. AJ

    This show will pass just like Laguna Beach and The Hills did. You may not like the people but they are making bank.

    January 18, 2011 at 7:14 pm | Report abuse |
  85. A Dog Named Snooki

    MVP! It's t-shirt time! GTL! Fried pickles! I'm gonna smush tonight! Fist pumping! We've got a situation here! Grenades! Get it in! I'll attack you like a squirrel monkey!

    January 18, 2011 at 7:12 pm | Report abuse |
  86. Pamela

    All of you people talking about how ignorant the show is. Why are you reading a story about it to start with. Use your education, and operate the remote. There are certainly other things you can be doing with your time,besides making an ass out of yourself commenting on a show that is so far beneath you.

    January 18, 2011 at 7:08 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Joey Buttafudgio

    urban dictionary re: grumpy lettuce= Snooki

    January 18, 2011 at 7:03 pm | Report abuse |
  88. jim j

    "SNOOO-KIIIIII." "Kill it, KILL IT!"

    January 18, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  89. Joey Buttafudgio

    I think Snooki was awesome on southpark

    January 18, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Report abuse |
  90. julian assange

    the two words are MUFF CABBAGE. And charles, you are a strange mothef***er

    January 18, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Report abuse |
  91. bostongye

    I cant wait until this show runs its course, and all the actors get old and develop the inevitable drug and alcohol addictions that are bound to come when they lose their fame and everyone stops caring about them. At least one of them is going write a book when theyre like 40 about how f-ed their life became after the show ends, complete with crack addictions, bankruptcy, and overdoses.

    January 18, 2011 at 6:40 pm | Report abuse |
  92. Beautiful Vixen

    Oops I meant talking. Need to correct that spelling before some dumb a$$ has something to say about the spelling error..lol

    January 18, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Report abuse |
  93. bostongye

    I cant understand how these nitwits ever became popular. And people wonder why Americans are so ^@#^$*^ up. We let shows like this become hits and people like these become celebrities. Fist-pumping morons.

    January 18, 2011 at 6:28 pm | Report abuse |
  94. jenipenny

    The most pathetic thing about "Jersey Shore" is the non-fans who respond to articles about America's favorite fauxtalians complaining about how assinine this show is in the first place? Don't like the show? Change the channel? Don't like the media attention these actors get? Then don't read the dedicated articles. Seriously...and these same people complain about Snooki et al for being morons.

    P.S. I LOVE YOU JERSEY SHORE <3

    January 18, 2011 at 6:21 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Charles McGann. L

    No conection to The orgnised crime what so ever I don't think u understand how it can b tomarow with a numder to call all thouse war an hasn't drafted for the country rember tomarrow or The next day

    January 18, 2011 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Marcia

    It's T-shirt time !
    GTL
    Don't fall in love at the jersey shore
    We got a situation
    Free Snookie
    Snookin for love
    DTF

    January 18, 2011 at 6:10 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Art G

    I think dooki gave vinny VD that's why he tells her no or his Mom hates her because vinny is
    A mama boy Lol.

    January 18, 2011 at 6:09 pm | Report abuse |
  98. eeeehhhhh

    What an overrated show. I watched it for five minutes, if that, and felt like I was dying it was so dumb. Not to mention, snooki seems to be as dumb as they can get.

    January 18, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Report abuse |
  99. Joe Rodriguez

    I didn't become a huge fan until last seaon and now I'm hook! Jersey Shore Rocks! TEAM SNOOKI!

    January 18, 2011 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Charles McGann. L

    When you do it you can feel a gush of air if you stand at a door it also helps with the energy the power lines can take new shapes cyper atacks will lose the radion poncey an cary a better chance of survival

    January 18, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
  101. Tre

    CABS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Charles McGann. L

    Throwing the breaker to you're house every so often causes you're house to have more of an envirmental balens that helps you Live a longer life it cleans an extablishes humanty

    January 18, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Charles McGann. L

    Hey man throw the breaker on time in my life

    January 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm | Report abuse |
  104. Big mike

    Bunch of haters.the shore gets alot of viewers and yackin haters cant stand it.if you dont like it dont watch it.i honestly hated it at first without ever having saw it because i listened to all you haters,and now i love it....

    January 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
  105. D

    *sigh*

    January 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Charles McGann. L

    Sr she looks like the groups extablishments r running the goverment a Smart remark of infomation era I'm going to start charging them with stocking with intent to kill come up with something there taking years off of peoples lives an making money o no the hipes look like sickes an the internet intertament with death. Its very simple you can be charged with stocking with intent to kill of course you know stuff I saw the books that hold the air when u take out of the room.they r making money getting over on the goverment an acting like there so sperachuly in clined. They r sick minded people an what they do they also think that you half to die so there time that they wasted stocking you they go on living a long life. Make arest in that catagory

    January 18, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele

      Hmmm? What's that Charles? Please make sense.

      January 19, 2011 at 1:42 am | Report abuse |
    • Wow!

      In light of tragic past events, it seems to me that the insane ramblings found afterward at the homes of those who commit these offences often resemble remarks such as those written here by Charles McGann.L...strange, but it does make me wonder who the f$%# people are that leave comments like this on these boards.

      January 19, 2011 at 7:42 am | Report abuse |
  107. midget

    Jersey shores boss

    January 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  108. joemoe

    worst show ever created.....put a camera in any club and you have jersey shore live every friday and sat night whereever ya'll live

    January 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tom from Neptune

      Wrong...that would only be in the summer and not all the bars get like that. There are a few places for us locals to avoid these retards from ny.

      January 18, 2011 at 8:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dtd

      Oh... Oh.... Retards from ny?
      You wouldn't say it to my face...
      Jk, but you are from jersey, go kill yourself- or breath the air

      January 18, 2011 at 8:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dtd

      I typed that on my phone, meant breathe, oh well guess I'm a retard from ny, lol

      January 18, 2011 at 9:00 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Karen

    If you ever want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people who have it. PLEASE take this show off the air, I've lived in New Jersey all my life and we are nothing like these people, they're disgusting.

    January 18, 2011 at 5:24 pm | Report abuse |
  110. Matt

    umm, charles...What the F***. That didnt make any sense. You should be on jersey shore.

    January 18, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Charles McGann. L

    At the end if I died they where gooing to kill the dog spread its legs pull it on both sides of me pull my pants down an leave me lying on top with a kissing look from the dog that was probly licking the arm of the coutch with a joke of time for charles I survived an they made it my life like it was my bride or sumthing

    January 18, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele from Atlanta

      Charles, no disrespect intended, but I really do not understand what you wrote. Explain, please. I'm confused. A dog what?I don't get it.

      January 19, 2011 at 1:37 am | Report abuse |
  112. Matt

    Ok, it is funny to laugh at but not with because there losers and do nothing for society. But I'd have my life video taped and be laughed at if it made me rich...Still, they are a waste of space and time as far as I am concerned..

    January 18, 2011 at 5:11 pm | Report abuse |
  113. Charles McGann. L

    Its important was it coffe oil or tea oil on the coutch if it is her she can combuls or try having it on you're breath

    January 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
  114. JR

    I feel like I need a shot of Penicillin after watching the show.

    January 18, 2011 at 5:06 pm | Report abuse |
  115. Thatsfunny

    What a shame

    January 18, 2011 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  116. T Diddy

    Anybody that watches anything on mtv is a tool!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:56 pm | Report abuse |
  117. I beleive

    It is something to laugh at! But we as Americans put this show on the map! Whatever happened to videos or music on MTV?! My kids haven't heard of YO MTV Raps or seen the top ten videos of the week, instead they show these reality shows that make dumbies famous!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:53 pm | Report abuse |
  118. idano

    Tools......they're all TOOLS!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  119. Calarch

    8.5 million viewers....

    January 18, 2011 at 4:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • Yellow King

      That must mean there are 8.5 million retards in the country.

      January 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bojangles

      There are alot more than 8.5 million morons in this country.

      January 18, 2011 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • Will

      I think there's way more than 8.5 million idiots in this country, isn't half of the country Republicans?

      January 19, 2011 at 8:30 am | Report abuse |
  120. ashley

    True true

    January 18, 2011 at 4:45 pm | Report abuse |
  121. C00ter's N00nie

    Who cares!!!.... this show is full of ugly, nasty h0's...the guys are all losers...pure white trash!!..this is why the world hates americans!!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • AustinBaby

      Please PLEASE don't confuse these 'tards with the rest of us Americans. They are the worst examples of US citizens.
      I have never met anyone like these people and hope I never do. I can't believe that they have made it this far, but the way I see it...when they are old and looking back on their life, they are going to be SO embarrased. At least, I hope.

      January 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele

      No, no. Now hold on a second there,please, m'dear.I have to disagree with this sort of generalization about Americans. I've been abroad many times, and never once did I encounter anyone who said they hated Americans, probably because most people know that stuff like this is not representative of most Americans, and that this is in fact just a television show and by no means does it typify the behavior of the majority of Americans. I've also been all over the United States and I've lived in Boston and Atlanta and beyond, but never once did I meet anyone who behaves the way these people sometimes do. I've yet to witness anyone urinating behind a bar or being arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct on a beach.I do not personally know of anyone who behaves this way or has ever been known to behave the way some of the players on "Jersey Shore" behave .Do you? Probably not, is my guess. (And I hope not, too.)I just think it's a simple,harmless televised diversion for some of us. I don't laugh with them, but at them, as another person posting here explained it. There is definitely a difference. But other than the generalization, I do see and appreciate your point. Cheers!

      January 19, 2011 at 1:21 am | Report abuse |
    • chele from Atlanta

      I am in agreement with AustinBaby–one can only hope that one day some of these cast members will acquire enough dignity and maturity to look back at this televised portrayal of their behavior and feel at least a little bit of shame. I know I would. I'd probably want to die of shame if I saw myself behaving the way members of this cast sometimes behave. My face would catch fire from pure shame if I watched myself falling and stumbling drunkenly on a beach until a couple of cops came along to hustle me off to jail. I can just see the headline now: "Girl's Face Catches Entire City on Fire!"(Film at 11!)

      January 19, 2011 at 1:30 am | Report abuse |
  122. keith

    Look, I know this show is terrible, and the people on it are some of the biggest tool bags on earth, but damn if its not funny as hell! Its okay to watch the Jersey Shore as long as you're laughing at them, not with them !

    January 18, 2011 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Julie

      I just watch and laugh. It is stupid and i agree insane, but funny!!

      January 18, 2011 at 5:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • GuestColin

      This exactly. They're all idiots and it's funny to watch them be idiots. Some of you need to lighten up. They aren't trying to be Shakespeare.

      January 18, 2011 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • Krys

      LOL You said it spot on. These people are playing it up for the camera I think but it's seriously comedy...The things these people do is just highlarious!...and I'm not one to usually watch garbage like this but it's like a train wreck....u just ant look away.

      January 19, 2011 at 1:07 am | Report abuse |
  123. josh

    Bunch of haters that's it ! When it first came out I was a hater of the show without ever seeing an episode. I watched it one day and I loved it. Your all just jealous haters that they are rich and you probably work at mcdonalds. Jersey shore is awesome. Old ass haters.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • John Hawthorne

      wow, coul dyou be a bigger idiot? Grow up, get a clue.....Dude, I feel sorry for you and your stupidity.

      January 18, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dtd

      Ok.... These people are haters. I agree, but, who cares. I'm embarrassed that these people represent Italian Americans. But, I watch the show- it's funny and entertaining. Actually we're all losers for taking the time to comment on the show

      January 18, 2011 at 8:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele

      I think it's fun to watch, I don't know why, but it is fun. I mean, who wasn't a bit wild on their twenties? I sure was, though I was also very responsible and studied very diligently at an Ivy League university,because I had to, as it was anything but easy, and I definitely can't say I ever got arrested, nor did I urinate behind a bar, a sthat's just disrespectful and gross. Nobody wants to have to clean up urine. It doesn't matter if the person is being paid to clean up or not,because whatever the person cleaning up is being paid, surely it isn't enough to make such a disgusting task worth it. Nobody really wants to mop up urine, Fortunately, urine is sterile, unlike feces–but still, yech! No thanks to that job. JWoww, should have offered to mop up her own disgusting mess, but then again, that way she'd risk arrest for having done such aridiculously stupid thing in the firs place.

      January 18, 2011 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      youre mother just asked me to tell you to stfu and go inside and eat your cheet-o's like a good little dope. Try watching some learning channel instead.

      January 19, 2011 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
    • smarter than Meh

      Meh. Your means your. You're means you are. I love it when morons write what they think is a witty reply and instead show that they too are freekin stupid. Drool cup for u too JO.

      January 19, 2011 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  124. Matt

    "Snooki gets arrested for annoying people." Haha she should be in jail for life for that...

    January 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
  125. Matt

    Awh! sorry I freak out everytime I see a pic of snooki, its scary. I recomend CNN stop puting pictures of snooki on here or people will stop getting on here. She is a waste of space and time.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • ehmmmmm

      you saw her picture and you still read the story and took the time to comment...

      January 18, 2011 at 9:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      "you read the ....." "you took the time to comment even though you dont like the ...."
      wow, ive never seen that response before. Truly a comment only a dullard will post here.
      Retard-o-gram and drool cup for the poster please.
      Thanks

      January 19, 2011 at 8:45 am | Report abuse |
  126. sunless

    better see this http://www.supersonic.us.com

    January 18, 2011 at 4:32 pm | Report abuse |
  127. Kerissa

    Jersey shore is still the best show around, I think it keeps the views what's going to happen next, an skins Bhahah crappiest show I have ever since! Lol never again will I watch that!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • AustinBaby

      You apparently have no education or you would have made sense in your post.
      Pick up a book or go back to high school and learn that ADULTS don't act the way these people act. Or at least get yourself sterilized so that you don't reproduce.

      January 18, 2011 at 5:04 pm | Report abuse |
  128. steve

    It's like MTV is now on a quest to fill the airwaves with shows that will make Beavis and Butthead seem like an intellectual experience.

    In the words of the immortal Dead Kennedys: MTV Get Off The Air!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  129. ShOrE hEaD

    I <3 JS! FREE SNOOKI!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm | Report abuse |
  130. killa

    Sounds completely asinine. Can't believe people watch this garbage. It's like Public Enemy once said about TV, you're lost, you have no clue, because you're watching that garbage instead of reading and learning about yourself and your culture.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bob

      There's no different between watching this and day soaps. I don't watch my self but you don't have to watch of and you don't have to read about it. You're just as guilty.

      January 18, 2011 at 7:23 pm | Report abuse |
  131. The man in the rubber suit

    ... Bite it.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
  132. John

    Here comes "Skins".

    January 18, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  133. wilson

    PLEASE END THE HORROR and KILL THIS SHOW. IT'S AWFUL

    January 18, 2011 at 3:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • Rob

      No eff you man don't kill the show kill the backwater inbred no talent losers infecting our airwaves.

      January 18, 2011 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Brian Holbrook

      @Rob,
      So, I'm confused, do you want them to cancel the show or not? You seem conflicted...

      January 19, 2011 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
  134. cheefsfury

    I DONT KNOW WUT A COOKA IS BUT IF SNOOKY HAS ONE I DONT THINK I WANNA EVER SEE ONE

    January 18, 2011 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Frank

      Dont worry dude, you prolly wont ever have the chance to come across a "Cooka" so you shouldnt worry about it...... CABS ARE HEEEERE!!!!!!!!!

      January 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • ShoreAFan

      LOL!!!

      January 18, 2011 at 7:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tara

      Vapid, idiotic, stupid show that has no meaning or redeemable value. I am a total tv junkie and this show makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit....

      January 19, 2011 at 6:05 am | Report abuse |

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