"Jersey Shore" is clearly attempting to take over every inch of pop culture, what with their headline-grabbing ratings and past forays into music, and one of the show's most famed cast members has been doing her own due diligence promoting her book, "A Shore Thing."
Yes, the fictionalized account of the summertime antics of two 20-something cousins/BFFs on - where else? - the Jersey Shore was written by one Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who's been working hard talking up her debut novel.
CNN caught up with Snooki the other night, fresh off her taping of Letterman's Top Ten List on the "Late Show," to squeeze in a few incredibly pertinent questions before she headed to a book signing.
CNN: "Jersey Shore" has a broad fanbase. Who are your most surprising fans? Any A-Listers?
Polizzi: The most recent one would probably be [rapper] Nicki Minaj. I met her at Salute the Troops for VH1 and she was backstage and I was like, "I really want to meet her!" And they went up to her and she was like, "Yeah I want to meet Snooki," so, you know, we kind of like hit it off. She's a big fan of the show.
CNN: You’ve got an extensive beverage repertoire, as proven by your consumption on “Jersey Shore.” What’s your favorite drink?
Polizzi: If I'm going to a nightclub I'll have a healthy vodka seltzer. As for soft drinks, I usually like to drink lemon water – it's really good!
CNN: If you could have a romance with any Hollywood A-Lister, who would it be?
Polizzi: Paul Walker or Vin Diesel.
CNN: Are you interested in an acting career?
Polizzi: Oh yeah! I do a lot of stuff on "Jimmy Kimmel." I like that! If I could get a spot on "The Office" or something like that, I would love to do that!
CNN: So then do you plan to complete your vet tech degree?
Polizzi: I definitely would love to. I mean, if this all fails and, like, dies, I still have that backup plan where I'd love to go back to school and get my license.
CNN: Would you ever do "Dancing With the Stars" or a "Real Housewives"-type show?
Polizzi: Possibly in the future. I'm down for anything.
CNN: Would you ever consider plastic surgery?
Polizzi: No. I'm scared of needles. I can't even! I'm scared of anesthesia because I'm scared, like, you know those stories where they feel everything when they're under? I feel like that would happen to me. So I'm not even gonna take that chance.
CNN: Any plans to write another book?
Polizzi: Yes, I actually have a couple more ideas of books that I wanna do. If this book does well hopefully I can do a sequel.
CNN: What about writing a non-fiction book?
Polizzi: Right! Like a guide to how to be Guidette - something like that.
CNN: What's up next for the Snooki brand?
Polizzi: I just launched my jewelry line. We have a new piece for Valentine's Day. I also have my slipper line and I'm working on my clothing line right now.
Hi snookie what is your cell number i really want to text you and ask you some questions. or i could have your email address .
I just like the valuable information you supply on your articles. I will bookmark your weblog and check once more right here frequently. I am rather certain I will be told lots of new stuff right here! Best of luck for the next!
Hey Snookie I am ur number one fan and I never miss any episode of Jersey Shore! I just wanted to know you would allow teens on your show cuz I'm 13 I have thick darker brown hair I'm caucasion I can tan rlly easy though I just lost my tan from Cali and legit everyone tells me my personality is exactly like yours, I'm wild n alot of fun well so I'm told:) I tlk in a jersey accent sometimes cuz I do it pretty good! Everyone tells me that I should apply for your show cuz they all say I'm just like a jersey girl infact they allll call me lil snookie lol I always wear a poof in my hair and I just lovee u n jersey shore:) I rlly hope your will consider it cuz I love acting, Im in pageants and it's my lifes dream to be on your show and that will never change so ya just let me know plzzz!
Snooki...12 minutes, 30 seconds...the 15 minutes is almost up!
Hey Snooki, did you know that if you were and inch taller you would in fact be square? – Sorry Snooki this is a rhetorical question.
Who the hell is victoria
Who cares???? Can't these people go away? These worthless, loser, untalented reality "stars" who get paid millions for being obnoxious, drunk, stupid, and an embarassment to the human race?? And does anyone mention what a horrendously UGLY person she is? Why is this news? Why is this on CNN.com? Enough already! Make it stop!
I love Snookie! Snookie ROCKS!!!!
i really can't wait for this to come out im so gonna read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You heard the stories my life is no diffrent I gues population an cicty stuns there thinking
You do realize what the big picture looks like don't you its no diffrent 60 miles out than 60 miles out from irac
Watch; 5 years from now she will be on some "celeberty rehab" show and then we will hopefully never hear from or about his atrocity that never came out of NJ to begine with...
I wonder who has a puffier whisker biscuit... Snooki or Bristol the Dancing Porker ?
The people who watch this NO TALENT show are seriously PATHETIC.
No, pathetic is someone who not only takes the time to comment once, but takes the time to comment twice about someone they claim they don't care about. Why are you even on here? lol
This NO TALENT loser is news? Pulease.
what a waste of space CNN! a few years from now people are going to be asking "Snookie who?"
I got a sneak peak at her book. Full of connect the dots, colour by number and pop up pictures. Toddlers will love it!!
Quote from one of Snookis typical fans. From above.
Undercover Snooki Lover
"I thnk ppl underestimate ur natural gineous"
Lets all take a look at what 2 year old brain can put in a comment field. Congrats Snooki, you have recruited and army of idiots.
Wow shes almost as talented as J-Lo. And that aint sayin much.
Hi Snooki, why are you such a D-bag?
I only have 2 questions:
1. How do you squeeze yourself into those clothes?
2. Do you find it odd that if your picture is put next to Miss Piggy's...you kind of look alike?
To Scott: Thank you for being the Comment Police. You'll note that my comment was after my name and not before – please re-address.
healthy vodka seltzer?? OOOK!! I don't think I've ever seen her without a whole BOTTLE of SoCo or Tequilla to her rotton mouth..
Why do people comment so much about something they hate? If you hate something, don't worry about it. Focus your energy on something you like then!
I'd like to see Snooki do a little biscuit bumping with The Dancing Porker...Bristol Palin.
An the cheering game all for the pirfect life left a kid dead to cover up what va can be all thouse gov workers standing aaround for the mark of a dead kId that was a bus to r u kidng me the way sucity can invabe a life an how much irasponciblty they do do you under stand the standing around to us the remark of a DEAD CHILD
I have a few questions for snooki. Why are you famous? What kind of role model are you for kids? And how do we make you go away?
Can anyone say "No Talent Pig"! Really who watches this stuff people who have had a labotomy?
Snooki is a F S stack. A tiny, orange, F S stack.
I want to cast her in the sequel to Boogie Nights...she already looks like a wh0re...total win/win.
Why are people so intrigued by this person who offers up absolutely no talent, no entertainment, no passion & no STYLE... Why are people so naive?
I like the constipation dude better.
Scram kid, ya bother me!
Times up, go away!
Wonka called, they need you back at the factory.
Give it a rest, people. Snooki, and the other reality stars that are sucking every second of their 15 minutes, are just doing what the public wants. None of us would have glanced at this article if we weren't the least bit interested. I don't mind Snooki, she's one of the least harmful of the Jersey Shore group. She doesn't seem like she wants to hurt anyone, and kudos to her for making some money off of this.
I love Snooki! She's so adorable!
Daniel, please remember that it takes place at the Jersey Shore but the guys are from New York not New Jersey.
ugh! that word can best describe her!
I wish Ronnie was mine instead of that nasal voiced Sam.
Go Snooks and J-woww....
Its funny how mostly parents on here blame "Jersey Shore" and other stupid shows for the demise of our society and how our youth is being corrupted by people with no morals. I think you all are just looking to blame someone else other than yourselves for the lack of job you've done as parents. Morals and values start at home. If your children are getting them from celebrities and the social media, then obviously you're not doing your job as a parent. So the cast of JS are not the brightest but they sure can entertain the masses! Its funny to watch how clueless they are. No way in hell would I ever trade places with Snooki even as she laughs her way to the bank but she's obviously doing something right. She's got us talking about her, right?
I'd like to give her a Cleveland steamer up top.
I'd like to fist her
I LOVED HER BOOK !!! Snooki I LOVE you and would marry you in a heartbeat !!!! Die all you haters !! SHe is my role model. I will buy all of her books !!! She is hot !!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to be an ugly slhut..she is the perfect role model..great choice!!..see you on the streetcorner!!
You're a flash in that showbiz pan, my freaky little snookie. You should definitely go back and get that degree.
Is this what the world is coming to. How is it this woman still on TV.
Hey Snook, i think ur cute and i love u, ur soooo mischevous, ur a little heavy on the chest and if u halfed ur size mayb ppl would like u more. Btw dont cut down on the chest if they r natural. That pic of u on the pony reading a world domination book was really smart. I thnk ppl underestimate ur natural gineous. U became the face of JS by basically not giving a s$%t. u should buckle down bite the bullet n do aserious project, like something related to ur child hood and growing up underpriviledged, put urself on the map while u can. Also now u can choose who u fak, find someone in ur past who u know u avoided coz he wasa good person and stick 2 them, also u can give em a good break just by f$%kin em.
Hey Snookie, why so orange?
The Jersy shore is my favorite show! I can't wait for thursday night to roll around so I can sit and watch! I would also say that Snooki is my favorite person on the show! I dont know why everyone needs to hate! Feel the Love! the new girl Deena is going to be a trip to watch. She looks like she will be bringing lots of interesting moments to the show!
Why do people care about this person? Because she has a name that sounds like that of a cartoon character? She's a mewling idiot, has no talent, is boring, is unattractive, etc.
CNN & Snookie???? This is it for me CNN I have always thought of you to be the most classy News Network in the world and you do this, utterly un-printable are my words......So sad and shameful.
I am very worried.. the demise of society- a little, short, fat, poorly spoken, uneducated and not even good looking female troll.. garners such attention.. jesus... signs of a board society.
I remember back in high school a certain group of Italian guidos talked and acted the same way as these a$$clowns, and we laughed at them then. 30 years later these toolz are still talking and acting like the Burger Bits we made fun of, with their gold chains and greasy hair, and their silk shirts. History really does repeat itself, and ON itself. As a side note, Chambersburg NJ is now home to the shades_and the_guats, all the Italians have escaped to the burbs.
What's funny is that she isn't even italian. She may have some ancestry, but she has at least as much Spanish ancestry. If she's Italian then I'm the Pope.
Are you people aware she's not even Italian she's COLUMBIAN???? All I've seen of this show is the free behind the scenes downloads on MySpace which were pathetic.
MTV specializes in unwatchable S**T this is just another example there are a few worthwhile shows on TV (only a few) this is NOT one of them replying doesn't mean I give a crap about Snooki and these idiots other than to give them a tiny piece of the heaps of well deserved criticism and genuine disdain they deserve.
Me and everyone else who read this article are dumber for having done so. This girls lack of any semblance of true intelligence has caused my IQ to drop several points for having continued after I saw "Snooki" in the headline.
I pray to God she does not procreate!!!!
please stop giving her ideas of things to do to stay in the public eye. sooo not helping, CNN!
I love the grammar Nazis. "Oh learn to spell, blah blah blah" like really? You come to a message board about Snooki for
I'd like ta' plunder her loins, she stokes me manly fires! Yar!
Why didn't you ask her if she could just go away? PERMANENTLY?
She has the hands of a Hobbit... probably her feet as hairy as one too.
Snookie doesn't, but her defenders make me want to walk into a packed church on a Sunday and stand on the stage and shoot myself in front of everyone. Maybe I'll find someone with a fake spray tan and/or Ed Hardy shirt, sit on their lap and blow my brains out while I force them to hug me at gunpoint. Sarah Palin, Glen Beck and any other right-wing zealot makes me want to do this too. Bristol, Dane Cook, Kid Rock, Bill O'reilly, Hasslebeck, christians, Benny Hinn, my mother and Snookie make me want to hang myself in the little utility closet at work cause no one goes in there but me and I'd have plenty of time to hang there before someone cuts me down and I start breathing.
Ya'll need to stop hating. She's proud that she stopped working at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory and went on to become a semi celeb. It gives all Oompa Loompas someone to look up too.
IT JUST SHOWS HOW STUPID IGNORANT new yorkers AND new jersey is when you bunch of guidos watch this silly crap.IT SHOWS HOW YOU IGNORANT NORTH EASTERNERS REALY ARE.GUIDOS YOU ALL TALK LIKE YOU FAILED SIX GRADE TWICE.
Somebody need a bottle of warm milk.
Ahh yes Snooki, the fat oompah loompah
My question to this "snooki' thing/person/character is: what precisely is your contribution to society? What are you doing to lead, to inspire others (especially the children of this nation)? Why should we care about you?
I want to see her on her back with her legs in the air...shouldnt be too hard. Should only need to look into the executive producers office. Why else would they keep her?
I wonder if she's able to read the book that she...ahem..."wrote".
I love her!!! She is my guilty pleasure. I cant wait for tonights episode. Its funny I thought it was garbage at first and when I saw the second season I got hooked. I would support anything she and the rest of the crew does.
Yah people seriously need to just lighten up. This show is not about role models. It is purely for entertainment. What a waste of energy to sit around and hate people. I can't wait for tonight's episode either!
What a retard
Stop hatin. Guidos for life! By the way, learn how to spell when you are attacking poor Snookie, you look dumber than she is!
Wow, cutting edge questions. How about, "Most of America hates your guts, do you know that? Do you know you're orange?"
I wish SHE was in Arizona on Saturday.
For all u haters out there: Why stay here and comment on how pathetic the jersey shore cast is? If u have nothin better to do with ur time than read about about them and comment, then how pathetic are u?
Hi Sarah – is your skin a strangely odd burnt orange color too?
I want my daughters to grow up to be just as bright as Snooki and just as self respecting she is with her body! um, can you feel the sarcasm oooozing out of me? This girl sets the womans movement back 100 years. Guys, listen please, there is not even .0001% of the female population as stupid and as bubbleheaded as this snookii thing!
Wow. Snookie is single handedly setting the womens movement back 100 years!?! If in fact, the Womens rights movement is in danger of being crushed by a confidant, independent, 4'2", overweight girl from poughkeepsie, I think you've got larger issues at hand. Great thoughts, Samantha.
Is that sarcasm oozing out of you? I thought it was something else :)
So many jealous haters out there. Most of the JS crew are idiots, but it's mindless entertainment that keeps us laughing. My friends and I did the same stuff in the Hamptons for years minus the fights. It was great. I wish I would have gotten paid to do it. Kudos for these guys. They are making bank while they can.
I love the shore! And the majority of idiots on here are just haters! Rock on Snookie!!
You are absolutely correct. We ARE haters. We hate the examples this "snooki" thing is setting. We hate that so many people idolize this derelict. We hate that she seems to embody the absolute worst in American culture.
We ARE haters, indeed.
The majority of idiots are those who watch TV shows to laugh at the stupidity of others... it really doesn't make you much smarter, kellie. Just because you don't get tanned orange, go to the gym constantly, and get drunk and get punched in the face doesn't mean you aren't an idiot for watching it.
Jersey Shore is today's modern-day equivalent of Jerry Springer. The only difference is that Jerry falls along the context of a talk show whereas Jersey Shore is "reality TV." Both still have trash.
I believe everyone that swears up and down they don't watch Jersey Shore are closet junkies for the show. Stop hating someone elses 15 min and take the show for a kinda russian roulette for STDs.
@tashafromtexas. You should have graduated elementary school before someone ever let you use a computer. Learn how to convert your thoughts into words or atleast proof read what you've written before you hit submit because your comment reminds me of this typing program on my computer where they just make you type hundreds of random words so that you learn how to type fast. I mean honestly if you read your comment to yourself it makes literally no sense! And if it makes sense to you, you need a mental evaluation!
get over it..its tha new era..we arent afraid to let loose and be ourselves anymore limelite or no limelite..besides im sick of endless traditional soap operas that were so unrealistic..uh yah if u dont think hes done it or that 12yr old girls been there..wake up..snooki yu rock baby!
She not even Italian. This show is another stereotype of Italians. If this were a show on any other ethnic group, stuff would hit the fan.
Unfortunately as many people hate JS there are double as many who can't get enough of it. Its one of MTV's most watched show ever... maybe even the most ever. Its sad. But at the same time it keeps peoples minds off all the other BS that goes on in the world around us. You've got worldly CNN people and Snookie people.
Her face is orange!!!
Do your thang Ma... let the haters HATE.... Tell them to kiss ur tan azz & keep it moving...(OneLove)
I'd give her a cleveland steamer
Or a Dirty Sanchez perhaps
Or a donkey punch...
I agree with das diggity, LEGALIZE NOW!would make jersey shore tolerable.
Some of the things they do on that show are in bad taste.
Lol she is definitely an oompa loompa walking around! Useless piece of rubbish
I am not a fan of the show, but I could care less about what Snooki is or is not doing.
Instead of gossiping about celebrities on your spare time, take an English course because EVERYONE's grammar and spelling is atrocious!
They'd probably need to use vet drugs to put her under...whatever they use on killer whales.
Girl you get out there and do your $h^t! You were lucky enough to get the break to do JS and make a lot of money so f@$k it and keep on doing what you need to do to keep bringing it in.
omg!!! snooki made a novel about the shore thing...lol..i like her but kind of surprise she made a book but good for her..^O^
snookie is a shore thing
The article is blah, the comments on the other hand, are awesome! Ill never look at oompa loompas the same way though...good night!
Acting career? I loved her first spot in South Park.
Yes i agree .
She did show her true potential as a talented actress in that movie.
Jersey Shore is meant to entertain and make you laugh. are the people on the show immature and lacking morals? yes! but lets face it...most college age people act like this every once and a while...so when someone offers a bunch of "normal" people 20 grand an episode (or whatever it is they make) to act like drunk college kids...why not? personally...i would never do it or let my child act that way but people are all different and some people think you only live once...lets get drunk and naked. point is to sit back, laugh and forget your worries. and good for snooki...she is using her fame to do the things she wants to do.
she is using her fame to do the things she wants to do... like get drunk and naked WOOHOO!!!
U all suk the show rocks. Amd maggie and chucky get a life
Jesus Fecking Christ
Dnt hate da playa hate da game
Snooki may in fact be an oompa loompa. She's a perfect match color-wise and about the same height too lmao
last time I saw orange people on t.v. was during the movie Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory...
I think I fall under the category of people who watch this show because of how idiotic everyone on it is. It's absolutley hilarious! It's especially funny how clueless they are about everyone else's opinion of them...There's no reason you can't enjoy watching Jersey Shore, even if you'd never associate with people like them in actual life. They're just funny, little, orange people on your T.V.
That was the best comment placed! You nailed it! I'm from the Jersey shore and just want to say that we are not as nasty, trashy and ignorant as these fools represent! They went to the lowest dump (probably Union Beach) and pulled these Monkeys out of the sewer! However, society has allowed for this to happen. We (society) idolize morons like this! We have allowed for money/fashion/appearance and bad behavior to represent "who we are" or "what we stand for"! Time for change! Or as N8ball stated, we should all be scared for the future and our children!
thank u g89
i dont hate snooki cuz she got money or anything like that. i hate her cuz shes a nasty little tramp who sets a terrible example for our countries female children. if being "successful" and "cool" is being like snooki, i'm truly scared for our children.
That's what's wrong with society, were all raising our children to watch/learn moral values on MTV ?
plus Superhiro is our hero – Steve Martin is AWESOME.
I really can not believe anyone really likes this silly dumb troll and the show she is on. Sometimes i pretend i do just to be silly or act like a tard. NO ONE ACTUALLY LIKES THIS SHOW. Plus making fun of her is too easy. She and her show are an embarisment to humanity.
seriously yu guys have toooo much time to waste hating on snooki She is still earning her money anyway get a freaking life smh
Well, we can see how the education system has worked for you. It seems that it hasn't really worked at all. Go back to school and leave the commentary to the people who can use proper grammar.
seriously yu guys have toooo much to waste hating on snooki, she is still earning her money anyway get a freaking life.
Whats a snooki????
McGann...next "cereal" killer.
Who gives a damn about js we got more important things to worry about like leaglize weed
Now that's a great comment
You mean "legalize"? Lol
Hey snooki could give me her money to pay for my tuition and books and I'll go to school for her so I can get somewhere successful in life!
I love snookie/Jersey shore n so do the other millions of viewers every week! So quit hating
On behalf of the 308 million people in the U.S., Snooki, we hope you have a close encounter with the next Gary Ridgeway.
Wow I cant beleave u would say something like that. Ur parents should have taught u to b a better person. Ur no better then the guy who shot all those ppl in az
Who the heck is this damn snookie chick anyhow. I thought I read something about her getting hit by a falling ball or something like that.
I'm not gonna lie, Jersey Shore is a guilty pleasure of mine. But then again I'm a mature 26 year old and I'm married. So, maybe all you people complaining about how bad of an example this show is to our youth, how about doing something about it and not let you teenage kids watch a show that's not suited for their them. How about educating them about being a responsible adult and not let the media do it for you.
I'm not gonna lie, Jersey Shore is a guilty pleasure of mine. But then again I'm a mature 26 year old and I'm married. So, maybe all you people complaining about how bad of an example this show is to our youth, how about doing something about it and not let you teenage kids watch a show that's not suited for their ages.
I've got a suggestion for 'Snooki'–go back to school.
Snooki and these Jersey Shore people, to me bother me MUCH less than the likes of Kate Gosselin and other TLC "stars" that exploit the large number of children they have, making them support themselves, as they are being set up for a lifetime of embarrassment. The JS cast know what they are getting into and are only exploiting whatever choices they decide to make. Why they get picked on while those so-called "parents" get admired (not that they should be admired, either) I will never, ever understand. The tied needs to turn on those reality shows and leave Snooki and JS to do their thing for the rest of their 15minutes.
Snooki-snooki, she is awesome in some ways she is putting something together for herself and people are just jealous–you rock snook–!!
I bet she suck amean one
I bet she suck a mean one
i think what bugs most of us is how she gets to make bank w/out working her as$ off while the rest of us slave away and just thread water...meh. A good reminder tho that there is no real formula for life...
Wow the HATE is suffocating you guys! Face it TV stars will be richer than you can ever dream of. People love to watch trash drama TV. I have an engineering degree from an ivy league and a masters from a top school, a great career and snookie with her lack of vocab STILl laps me a thousand time in the money department, I got over it!! I LOVE snookie, can't knock her hustle. Get that money Guidette haha!
Sweet! I will tell that to my kids. Don't worrry about an education. Just be loud mouthed and trashy. It will get you farther.
Snooki is seriously hot
Being entertaining is very different from being talented. Snooki is entertaining and her 15 minutes is close to it's end.
This isn't sum stand off is now where I don't take u to court an you don't get that crimnal record on that's system u make it so I'm in some hospital an you get a way just as clean as can b but if I do take u to court an you get that crimnal record on you're system you can't use the goverment an I get to see what a natural frEe life is in america like allmost like that shooting no one zero it he took it out on people you zero it it looks like some tragity at a speech is that you're phyico public life you have bn inslaving me to do you get you're rush at times all because I survived an u used you're school. Stocking with atempted murDer an still a scxs -
Congratulations on the longest, most incoherent sentence ever! You must be so proud! Are you a classmate of Snooki's?
Ugh. These people from Jersey Shore represent everything that is wrong with our society.
I weap for the future...Jersey Shore is a trashy show promoting trashy behaviour and with the popularity that it is gaining....I weap for the future
And I "weap" for yours.
Hey Apelwood...get bent you freakshow!!!
I grew up near the city of brotherly love and i like snookie because she is real. She is like all the sicilian sisters I went to school with. She is unremarkable when seen in her natural habitat, but to the rest of the world she is unbelievable.
Another example of how we give the wrong people too much money...
you people kill me with questions like who watches this show...blah...blah...blah. why do you even post blogs about this show. you actually read the entire article and then posted a comment. you are just as IN as the rest of us so please stop pretending or better yet when you see a Snooki/Jersey Shore article skip-do us all a favor and skip right pass it. oh i forgot-you probably watch the show undercover-right?
I have another question for Snooki – Who in this world told you that you were good looking?
she is beautiful on the inside
Snooki looks like she rolled around in some Dorrito dust.
I have a question for Snooki – Why are you sooo annoying??
I don't mind snooki but those bozo's that think ur "bad" just cuz ur fromn New Jersey are ridiculous. They need to put away the roids and get real lol.
Thanks america for creating this ugly,no talent wanna be. makes me sick.
I THINK THEY ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS I HAVE HAVE SEEN ON TV. NOW DAYS U DONT HAVE TO HAVE TALENT TO BE A BIMBO. THEY R EVERYWHERE TALENTLESS SUNTANNED BIMBOS OH AND DONT FOEGET THE BLONDES AND THE BRUNETTES THEY SUCK TOO.
SO I GUESS YOUR A MAN'S MAN, HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOU, YOUR HERSHEY HIGHWAY IS AWAITING CUDDLES
i cant believe anyone really watches that show. it makes saop operas look like masterpiece theater.
You people are jealous, plain and simple!
Hey Jesse...you are a retard and a loser for defending her!
Jealous?? I'm embarrassed that this is what we waste our money on! And what our tv shows have come to! And jealous of what? Looking like a big orange? Making an ass of myself on tv? No thanks!
Jesse is faaag.
Man, I feel really sorry for you if you honestly think anyone could be jealous of her. What must your life be like that you would honestly wish to as worthless a human being as she is?
I agree with Jesse, she is hot. And all of you losers are jelouse of her...lol
Jesse. How many fingers am i holding up?
The inside of her nostrils matches the color of her hands, but everything else is like burnt orange peels. Something wrong there. :-/
She's gross, sorry, and I've NEVER watched Jersey Shore..NEVER!! Where did these people come from??? She's horribly hideous and ANYONE who would watch that show has got to have only ONE channel....LOL
Why not go to school now when you can afford it? That doesn't make any sense...or at least put money away for it when you do go back to school.
She wants an acting career? First you need to learn how to act, Snooki. Being on a reality show does not make you an actor. Who helped her write her book? She doesn't strike me as the type who could string to sentences together (especially grammatically correct sentences). And her fifteen minutes of fame were up 'hours' ago.
Before you talk smack about other people, how about you make sure your grammar is correct?
Hey Shine...eat a cac! How's that for gramatically correct?
Learn to act? Are you serious? Unless your talking stage acting (which the office or any sitcom is not) actors are mostly no talent hacks who get paid to smile pretty for the camera.
Oh wait I forgot they repeat words like parrots... Big skill there. Snooki could do it no problem, infact I hope she does. The idea Hollywood types are somehow better is a joke.
I WOOD LIKE TO HELP HER GET OVER HER FEAR OF NEEDLES HER FACE IS GIVING ME NIGHT MARES
"If I'm going to a nightclub I'll have a healthy vodka seltzer!"
Yep! Sure is nothing healthier than Vodka and Seltzer! Except, maybe, not drinking at all.
Bahaha that's soo funny and I agree!!
What is this country coming to?
Here's a question for Snooki: What is is like being famous for representing everything that makes Americans look bad?
oh and secondly – spelling...yikes
oh and third – im pretty sure your parents are getting tired of you slacking and being poorly educated while living off of their hard earned money while using the internet for silly posts and searching for pics of naked Snooki pictures
I would like you to learn your grammar skills again. Your grammar is giving me nightmares.
hey snooki i really love ur nshow JERSEY SHORE
HEY SNOOKI THIS UR GIRL I LOVE THE SHOW JERSY SHORE ITS JUST MY FAVORITE SHOW NUMBER ONE YA HEARD ME TEXT ME BACK GIRL~~
Snookie. How many fingers am i holding up?
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