December 22nd, 2010
03:40 PM ET
Cabs are (almost) here!
It’s only been two months since “Jersey Shore” wrapped its second season in Miami, but in a mere two weeks, the cast will be wreaking havoc in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, once again.
And from the looks of the show’s new extended trailer, the gang brought their A-game back to the Shore.
Though Angelina (aka,The Staten Island Dump who ducked out early two seasons in a row) won’t be back to stir things up, it looks like Deena, the newest member of the cast, will be plenty entertaining.
“It took a day for somebody to see my goods,” says Deena - a 4-foot tall, “short little meatball, exactly like Snooki,” according to Sammi.
Just what the “Shore” needs: Another poof-wearing, spray-tanning party girl.
Remember all the gang’s valuable contributions from past seasons? Like the acronym GTL (gym, tan, laundry), and alternative definitions for “grenade” and “landmine.” Well, this season they’ll give us an excuse to use our vuvuzelas post-World Cup as “a grenade whistle.” Don’t leave home without it, folks.
What else can we look forward to in season three?
The possibilities are endless. Will you tune in on January 6?
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