November 2nd, 2010
11:45 AM ET
I suppose the Georgia peaches thought they were bringing sexy back on the latest episode of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.”
They were not.
Sure, there was lots of talk about sex, but there was very little “sexiness" on last night's show. Let’s start with NeNe and Cynthia prancing around in their bras for the entire mall (and America) to see. I am so over NeNe’s new boobs, nose and lipo that I would be perfectly fine if we never discussed it again.
Another thing I found hard to deal with was Phaedra and those pickles! For once I was rendered almost speechless. If, as she said, Phaedra had no cravings for pickles, why was it necessary to make it a centerpiece of her pregnancy photo shoot? And why make poor Apollo have to get in on the pickle game also? Okay, that's all I’m going to say about him and the pickles; I shall leave the rest to you dear commenters.
Who knew Kandi had some freak in her? While she asserts that she is going to be celibate for a year, she had plenty to say about sex via her webcast, “Kandi Koated,” and during the conversation at Cynthia’s Mother’s Day gathering. I had to scrub my brain of the mental image of Kandi’s mom and the sex toy. Ewwww!
I did feel slightly bad for NeNe when Peter insinuated that problems in the bedroom might be playing a role in her and Greg’s marital issues. That insult was a bit below the belt (pardon the pun) and I hope Cynthia has learned her lesson about sharing her girlfriend’s business with her man and expecting him not to run and tell that.
And while I never thought I would say this, I am almost starting to miss the Sheree from last season. That Sheree would NEVER still be dating “The Love Doctor,” let alone eating cookie dough off his finger. I am not at all a proponent of the “no romance without finance” school of thought, but seriously, he had to borrow his friend’s apartment to cook her dinner? Run Sheree, run!
One last thought: I believe Kim and Sweetie are angling for a spin-off show. They couldn’t be trying any harder to be comedic break-out stars. Either that or they both are seriously not very bright.
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