October 21st, 2010
01:58 PM ET
Funny or Die has unveiled their own follow-up to the "Dirty Dancing" films, and trust us, you don't want to put this Baby in a corner.
"Dirty Dancing 3: Capoeira Nights" stars Jesse Williams and Camilla Belle in roles inspired by Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey – but with a bit of a kick.
"She thought it would be just another summer vacation to Brazil… but it turns out to be the time of her life," announces the narrator as Belle is shown at a dance with her straitlaced date.
"Who's that?" she asks, noticing "Grey's Anatomy" star Williams and another man moving around nearby.
"Capoeira dance fighters," says her date. "They don't dance normal, like us."
It doesn't take long for Belle to fall for Williams and become his partner. "Dance fight with me," he begs her. "You'll never hurt me unless you trust me."
In a montage inspired by the original "Dirty Dancing," Belle preps for her stage performance by beating up a dummy, rehearsing her footwork, and boxing Williams's ears in a pool.
"Capoeira is a feeling, a heartbeat. Thump, thump," Williams informs Belle, tapping her chest with his bare foot.
After Belle's father warns her to stay away from her bad boy, she has a meltdown and tells Williams, "I'm scared of everything. Most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm kicking you in the face!"
To see how it ends (hint: there will be blood), watch the full video here.
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