The only thing that could have made last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” more entertaining is if Angelina had packed her clothes in garbage bags a la season one. That way, when she left her luggage outside the house, a garbage truck might have mistook it for trash and swiped it.
But on to what actually happened…
The episode began with The Situation and Angelina’s fight regarding “the situation” she left on the bathroom floor. Despite a shove and some trash talk, the fight ended pretty abruptly.
Pauly tells Angelina that her friend (the random guy she picked up at the beach) shouldn’t be present for “family business.” She insisted he stay, but he seemed much more into Pauly’s idea. He headed for the door, quickly reeling off his phone number. But after seeing Angelina’s used feminine hygiene product and hearing about how many guys she’d been with, there’s a good chance that wasn’t his direct line.
In a weak moment, JWoww feels sorry for Angelina and tries to convince her to stick it out.
And then… another rendition of T-shirt time. When will these be available on iTunes?
Then it’s off to the club, and The Situation invites Samantha - the Canadian hottie he misplaced last episode - to come with. But before they leave, Sitch lays down the law.
“I let her know, ‘listen baby, you know you’re sleeping over tonight. What type of pajams you want?’ ” Yes, he said pajams.
After a fun-filled night on the town, The Situation and Samantha head home to… get to know each other better. The other roommates get to know her pretty well, too. Thin walls.
The next morning, Vinny and Pauly make egg sandwiches and hassle Samantha to give them all the dirty details. “It’s just us girls,” Vinny jokes.
A “serious GTL session” ensues. Although before they could get their GTL on, they had to solve the mystery of the smelly Escalade. The smell? Angelina’s cheese sandwich, which Ronnie says smells a lot like Snooki’s vomit. Yuck.
“Angelina probably left the Swiss cheese in the car because we all know that rats love cheese,” The Situation said.
Sadly, Snooki wasn’t present for the first 30 minutes of last night’s episode, but she more than made up for it in the second half.
At the gelato shop, Snooks compiled a checklist of qualities she would like in a man.
“What I would love to find is a Guido juicehead with my personality and my style. Can I find that somewhere? Because I’m not going on Match.com again,” she says.
The qualities? Someone who fist pumps, frolics, likes pickles and sleeping in, is a nympho and "romantical."
But where will Snooki ever find such a gem? The Ed Hardy store! (JWoww agrees.)
Back at the house - pre-T-shirt time - The Situation invites Angelina out, despite the fact that she hadn’t yet apologized for sleeping in his bed with Jose. She declines.
“Yo, my V-neck isn’t getting any fresher. It’s actually losing quality,” Vinny says.
And they’re off.
At the club, Rocio and Pauly decide to spend as much time together as possible before he heads back to the shore. Snooki searches for a man to take home, but with no gorilla juiceheads in sight, she settles for Angelina’s ex-fling Alex.
As the roommates arrive home, they see Angelina’s luggage outside. It’s official, she’s leaving… again. But not without a bang: Angelina calls Snooki out when she walks in holding Alex’s hand.
“I can’t stand any of yous,” Angelina screams.
Then, Snooki takes her giant hoop earrings out and pounces on Ang in a distinctly Discovery Channel fashion.
Unlike the last few fights that we weren't able to see play out until the following week, MTV threw us a bone, airing the entire brawl in one episode.
JWoww pulled Angelina off Snooki, but, within seconds, they were back at it.
“It’s like beating up a baby,” Ron said, commenting on Snooki’s tiny Tyrannosaurus Rex arms.
The fight ends and Angelina dashes for the door. “Yo, you look like you’re 40. Get some (expletive) Botox,” she yells at The Situation before leaving the house.
Everybody seemed happy to say goodbye to the Staten Island Dump. The girls are excited for no drama, Vinny is excited to move into the boys’ room and The Situation is just excited.
What did you think of last night’s episode?
Never watched the show just think its sad that people find this entertaining.
before this past weekend I was a hater on this show. Then I watched the first season and... god I'm so addicted to it. Yes, it's vapid and mindless but it's freakin hilarious. I didn't watch it looking for existential conversations, I watched it because I knew there'd be idiocy and no thought required. It was a nice break from thinkin.
@darlene- they're all hatin on Angelina because she's a moron, worse than the rest of them. She starts unnesecarry drama and thinks she's some kind of Goddess. It has nothing to do with where she's from, though trash can be found in any city.
Entertainment...that's all this is...
This show should come with a warning label:
"Warning: Watching this show could be Hazardous to your IQ"
FORREAL. Toxic would be closer to the truth.
Obvioulsy you have enough interest in the show to take the time to read and leave comments, so what are you all hating for? Everyone is just jealous that they didn't get lucky enough to make money doing pretty much nothing except "GTL", partying, and getting laid. Why couldn't we all be so fortunate? Yes, not really keen on these kids serving as role models for ANYBODY, but we all need a good laugh right? Just sayin. Don't hate. Haters.
Why is it that people who tend to love and defend the Staten Island dump and all the other ego maniacs on JS are almost always completely illiterate?
I haven't even been able to watch an entire show. I swear that I lost a couple of brain cells that day and still trying to recoup.
I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes reading this. That's 5 minutes I'll never get back.
TV channels online
It's like a plane crash; even though it's a tragedy everyone wants to get a look! I watch it because I just want to see what those idiots will do next.
whos maki9ng money you or them ok so their not idots what reality show are you on
Couldn't Snooki just leave instead, so I don't have to keep looking at her ugly mug? She's one of those girls who tells YOU that she's pretty, never vice-versa. Her mouth always looks like when an old woman leaves her dentures on the nightstand... annoying, and not in a cute way.
i feel that amgelina got the best at snooki and what the boys did rather what mike did with the femmine napkins that was in bad taste why are they all ganging up on angelina thats wrong im from statenisland and that was a very good place i think she should come bnack to jerseyshore
Why is reality TV so unreal? It's sad to think these people might serve as role models. There are plenty of obnoxious losers in the world, but they don't get paid. How did these fools get so lucky?
its not "unreal", it looks alot like my 20's...
who are you to call them losers what can you do are you on any show well thats not nice to call any one losers lets see what you can do
Loveeeeee the showww!
This is more like a Jersey Bubble. Their idiocy is entertaining. It's like that de-motivational poster: "Sometimes your life serves as a warning for others."
Snooki offers her own rides at $5.00 a pop.
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