August 31st, 2010
10:44 AM ET
Last night's episode of "Bachelor Pad" began with Wes complaining again about Gia's elimination and the fact that no one was being genuine. David tells Wes to shut up. Wes then contemplates challenging David to a boxing match.
The bell rings, and there's a survey at the door. The contestants are asked to fill out the survey about what they think of the competitors. Census gone wild. As you might expect, the questionnaire is part of the next contest.
It's competition time, and Chris and Melissa channel their inner Richard Dawson (though Chris seems to be dressed like Bob Eubanks circa 1987) by playing something resembling "Family Feud". Contestants must decide which player topped various survey questions. And what were some of these questions? Naturally, who's the most shallow and who's the dumbest.
Elizabeth was voted most shallow. She was horrified by the results, although she admitted not knowing what "shallow" meant. Natalie voted herself for dumbest - she's a walking "Match Game" question - but managed to lose to Gwen.
Wes was voted biggest jerk, but insisted that he wasn't, in fact, a jerk. Obviously, he hadn't learned from the crafty editing and post-production the last time he was on the show.
In the end, Tenley and Jesse B. won roses, as well as one-on-one dates with the contestants of their choice.
Tenley opted to take Kiptyn on her adventure to Santa Catalina Island, which may or may not be 26 miles across the sea. The two go zip lining, and nothing says romance than screaming from the top of your lungs. After a little making out, Tenley gives Kiptyn a rose, and the two spend the night in the "fantasy suite."
Jesse B. chooses Peyton to go out on a biplane ride, followed by dinner and cocktails in an airplane hangar. Jesse B. says Peyton will "make a good wife some day," possibly because Peyton admitted to liking funnel cake. Who knew carnival food was so powerful.
Jesse B. gave Peyton a rose, but the date quickly went downhill after that, courtesy of Jesse going from Gallant to Goofus in no time flat. He belched after downing a martini, tried to stick his finger up Peyton's nose and mocked her for "baby sipping" her drink. As you can probably guess, the two opted for separate quarters that night.
At the rose ceremony, and Wes and Krisily are given the boot, meaning the proposed Wes-David fight will have to happen some other day.
What did you think of last night's "Bachelor Pad" episode?
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