August 27th, 2010
04:53 PM ET
It’s official: Sammi and Ronnie are done… again.
On last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and JWoww hit the town to show their gay pride while MVP prepared for a night of creeping, as per usual. Though the rest of the cast was MIA, it’s safe to assume Angelina spent the night talking on the phone, Sammi spent the night in her bed and Ronnie was somewhere slurring his words and hitting on grenades.
When Snooki got home, she decided to call Emilio, because everyone deserves a second chance. Too bad Emilio blew his second chance when he yelled at Snooki for being in the same vicinity as gay men, saying that perhaps he should go out with lesbians so they could be even. Part of me feels bad for her, but mostly I’m just excited to see single Snooki back in action.
Meanwhile, as the guys arrive home with two lucky ladies from the club, two more girls (the backups) knock on the door. Yes, The Situation double booked. But fear not – he’s a professional.
What to do when you accidentally invite two different groups of girls over and one of them brings a “hippopotamus”:
1. Separate the two sets of girls
The next morning, after ushering all the random girls out of the house, the boys plan to make a nice dinner for their roommates.
But this time there was no post-dinner game of 20 questions. Instead, the roommates headed outside to help Snooki burn all the photos of her and Emilio. Sammi - take notes.
Speaking of Sam, when she woke up the next morning, she found the anonymous letter that Snooki and JWoww hid in her drawer the night before. To my surprise, she reacted to the note (detailing all the incriminating things Ronnie had done behind her back) with maturity and class – seriously. I was kind of expecting her to run into Ron’s room screaming and crying, but no such luck.
At the same time, Snooki, JWoww and The Situation were heading into the gelato shop for a grueling day of doing absolutely nothing while wearing matching T-shirts. No, I'm not joking - The Sitch said it himself: “I’m asking for a raise, and doing nothing."
When Ronnie finally confronts Sammi about the letter, he comes to the conclusion that Snooki couldn’t possibly have penned the note because of the advanced vocabulary used – like the word “wisely.” Hmm…
Then, Ronnie does what he does best: Turn the entire situation around to make Sammi feel bad about herself while reeling off noteworthy one-liners.
“I’m not a saint. If I walked into church right now, I’d probably burst into flames,” he says. He went on, “I think I can talk my way out of the hole I’ve dug myself into. I mean, how big is a grave? 6 feet? I’m probably 2 and a half, 3 feet down right now.”
Good luck with that, Ronnie.
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