Snooki's guy doesn't mind if 'she's drunk most of the time'
August 18th, 2010
12:40 PM ET

Snooki's guy doesn't mind if 'she's drunk most of the time'

Looks like Snooki’s new boo is pretty understanding.

Jeff Miranda told Us Weekly that he is all types of okay with his diminutive lady’s love of the hooch.

"Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool [expletive] person, even though she's drunk most of the time,” the 24-year-old Iraq war veteran said. “She's a real sweet girl."

The pair are fairly new, having met at a local club popular with the "Jersey Shore" cast, but Miranda said they share a definite connection.

"Just kissing her was a rush," he said. "Her lips are matched perfectly to mine...I couldn't even explain it."

The issue with the kissing appeared to be one small thing – Miranda’s tongue ring.

"It reminded her of [ex] Emilio,” Miranda said. “I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her."

Who says romance is dead?


soundoff (18 Responses)
  1. Joey Tutone

    What bridge does this troll live under, and what does she charge to cross it?

    September 13, 2010 at 9:23 am | Report abuse |
  2. VPIMW

    She is a fat, no talent, thunder thighed, obnoxious cow!!!!! Let's see her in an orange jump suit picking up trash along the Jersey Turnpike, but make sure you follow the law and put a wide load side on her fat B_ _T!!!! Obviously she has not watched herself on TV, I never saw the show but have had enough of her just being on the news. Jay Leno, has it been that diificult to get guests on your show that you had to have this "Snookie" what ever that is (sounds like a dog) on your show?

    August 19, 2010 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Boof

    She's from Jersey..........that explains it all.

    August 19, 2010 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  4. Moses

    An Iraq war veteran..does he have post traumatic stress syndrome after kissing her ???? Come on now,after awhile dealing with someone sloppy drunk most of the time will be a major turnoff.

    August 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  5. booya

    i want to father her child, but i'm not a monkey:(

    August 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm | Report abuse |
  6. jurby

    can i barf now???

    August 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Linda

    this guy has to be in it for the fifeteen minutes of fame

    August 18, 2010 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  8. truthiness

    Remember when she provided commentary for the show on VH1, Undateable? What makes this pig dateable, I wonder.

    August 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Bubba Bob

    They sound like the perfect couple. Two clowns in search of a circus. Good old MTV and CNN provides them with the Big Top. Thanks for the freak show. (Which way to the chicken biting geeks?)

    August 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  10. happytam

    Snooki is an obnoxious little trainwreck. I cannot believe she and the rest of that Jersey Shore crew have managed to stay on TV. Occassionally while flipping through the channels I'll come across clips of the show and I just want to punch her in the face. If this show is getting any kind of ratings, it is a sad testament to the American public.
    Mr. Miranda, please do us all a favor and talk her out of filming any more episodes. Thanks!

    August 18, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • jurby

      the sad thing is that they all believe that they are A-list celebs now. sorry but being on a reality show drinking, partying, sleeping around, etc, doesn't make you celebrities. it only makes you fools that just want to party all the time and get paid for it...

      August 18, 2010 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Tom, Long Beach, California

    enjoy the little attention ho troll....my gosh, you must be drunk too or just love ooompa looompa's

    August 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  12. jhl

    Grendl has a younger sister or this is the devil spawn of the Wicked Witch of the West

    August 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  13. joe

    So tell me Jeff, what is it like kissing Herve Villechaize.

    August 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  14. TI

    lol look at her face and then read this article.

    August 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  15. s

    I didn't know Sea Biscuit had a sister. What a train wreck!

    August 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |

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