August 13th, 2010
02:51 PM ET
You can’t slap Pauly D across the face three times and get away with it … unless you later admit to Snooki and JWoww that you did, in fact, talk smack about them - and their gorillas - to a "Jay 420" one night on Staten Island.
Last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” picked up right where the last one left off. After returning home from the club, Angelina slapped Pauly D – not hard enough to tousle his perfectly gelled hair, but still.
When she woke up the next morning, she had no recollection of the previous night’s events and couldn’t understand why everyone was giving her the cold shoulder. Of course, the fact that nobody really liked her to begin with also played a role in her silent treatment.
That afternoon, Vinny, Ronnie and JWoww began their first day of work at the gelato shop. Vinny was in high spirits because “chicks love ice cream.” JWoww, however, complained that her T-shirt suffocated “the girls.” Oh, and she wasn’t allowed to wear her bedazzled trucker hat.
After his first shift, Vinny decided to head to the hood for a haircut – more specifically, a tape-up and a fade.
Finally, time to hit the clubs.
Snooki, rocking a leopard print dress and a poof circa season one, was ready for a night out on the town. JWoww was too, even though, according to Vinny, she forgot to put on a shirt. Is there ever a point at which the phrase “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” should not be invoked?
Vinny doesn’t think so. “Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics, and rework them around Jenni’s [breasts],” he says.
At the bar, Snooki feels bad for Angelina, who spent the better part of the night sitting alone in the corner. She explains that if Angelina would just admit to talking trash behind her back, all would be forgiven.
“Whatever you think I said, I probably said it,” Angelina admits. Nice.
Here’s a shocker: Ronnie and Sammi get into a fight at the bar and she leaves crying. Ronnie, on the other hand, stays to creep.
Best part of the episode: Snooki and Vinny get home and take a seat on the beanbag. Snooki calls her boyfriend Emilio, but she has trouble forming sentences due to the severity of her hiccups. Long story short – Vinny and Snooki get in bed together, where they may or may not have done “the unthinkable,” as Vinny calls it.
The next night it’s time for some MVP – Mike, Vinny and Pauly. (Poor Ronnie. It’s not his fault his name doesn’t begin with an S, or some other letter that could possibly be incorporated into that acronym.)
The guys ditch Angelina, go out to the clubs and return home with some… grenades.
What did you think of last night’s episode?
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