Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan and allowed to keep your weave, jail is about as unglamorous as one can get.
It’s also, as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told MTV News, not the place for someone as attractive as she.
“I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal and I will never go back there," the "Jersey Shore" star said.
It looks like Snooki will stay to true to her word, as she won't serve jail time for the charge that was brought after she was arrested in late July for disorderly conduct. Instead, she faces a potential fine. Although Snooki, by her own admission, was feeling the effects of a few drinks at the time, she said it's certainly nothing to get friggin' crazy over.
“I don’t know why people take it so seriously,” the 22-year-old said. “I had a couple cocktails, and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up.”
Really, it’s a situation that any of us could find ourselves in, given a little Jersey sun and surf. “I was on the beach," Snooki explained. " It happens to the best of us, you know?”
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your just a stupid fat wh@#e and everyone knows
"First of all the "characters" from The Jersey Shore are famous for nothing, but acting like STUPID morons"
Agree with you 100% unfortunately the public is the one that is watching them and buying into the gossip, blogging about them etc. If people would quit commenting on them, watching them, they wouldn't be on TV. There is obviously a market for this or else they wouldn't be on TV.
A truly pretty woman would not have gotten drunk and stupid in the first place.
top of her head looks nice to me
Oh... and the fact that Obama Bin Laden gives Snooki and The Situation name shoutouts on CNN/ABC/FOX gives no credibility to these ugly untalented a$$clowns who are poisoning our youth on MTV with useless mindless, numbing, uneducated updates to the 70's teenage wasteland.
What a waste of time to read. She's a loser, addict, with absolutely no talent and zero redeeming values. Lock her up and throw away the key next time.
That is one ugly woman. She is so young, can we imagine how much uglier (although I don't know if that's possible) she will be when she ages and/or lets herself go? It would take more than a few sixpacks to take her home.
why is this person important?
I love how she truly believes in her own celebrity.
"Too pretty"? This girl is way overweight with orange skin, implants and layers of makeup. She is pure whit e trash. Get over yourself. Unfortunately the mentality of the average television viewer in America has been lowered since the multi-year run of reality television shows brought about by the WGA's strike.
Pretty? Well, for an Oompa-Loompa.
Can someone please kill the Jersey Shore cast?
Put some white overalls on her and you got yourself an Oompa Loompa
Mame dont let your gals grow up to be snookies !
Woof Woof... and like 30% of American kids... rather chunky!!!
snooks first movie 'invasion of the fat-ass biker chicks'
Who the FU$% does she think she is? This dumb down American audience have given these nobodys way way to much right of way. The president of this country said he did not know who she was and he got hate filled responses on all of the blog sites. I don't even know why they are given air space alongside of true experienced actors &actressess!
I did a number two this morning,it looked like snook,except it wasnt orange !
with a name like snookie you have to be a dog !
Only Blago is too pretty to go to jail, just ask him!
Pretty?????? You must be kidding and on drugs you fat make-up sponge of an individual. These people are sick, what the hell? Why do they insist they are "stars" or talented, or important to anyone but thier sorry selfs? I am sick of this show and the attention that these losers are reaping. "SNOOKI", ehat ever the hell that is, there are ALOT of beautiful young women out there and you are NOT one of them. I've seen hippos on National Geographic that are more attractive and skinnier than you, FAT ASS!
snooks next project "attack of the mutant,orange-skinned,mutant trolls"
She is so NOT pretty! She is fat, crowded teeth and way overly made up. If that's pretty, tell me what ugly is. All I see is a toad whose been spoiled and told too many times, falsly, that she's good-looking. If it's your parents telling you you're cute or pretty, it doesn't really count. If it's guys telling you you're cute AFTER you got a reality show and some money, it doesn't count. Face it chick – you're homely, tacky and trashy! That does not equal pretty.
ive seen better looking homeless crackheads !
HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LIFE!!! You all sound so sad and pathetic...does it make you feel good to insult others??? I am sure you don't look too great yourselves! Bring on the insults...I don't care! I have better things to do than play on here all day, so I certainly won't be checking back to see what else you losers have to say :) Byeee!
Actually i do well for myself, dipsh!t. She is just another arrogant a$$ out of Hollywood, who rode the coat tails of a few to get where she is.
She looks like a pre-op tranny. She has the face only a mother could love
Ouch!....my eyes hurt...that's snooki...let's just say is she more ugly for jail than pretty....and fat too
a) who is she?! b) I have no idea where she's getting her opinions from, but she's a$$ ugly. Enjoy your stay.
shes got one heck of a future in roller derby 1
Wow. And people wonder what's wrong with America these days. People like this who are famous for absolutely nothing and think they are God's gift to the world.
“I don’t know why people take it so seriously,”... Really? Maybe because people don't just end up in jail because they are hanging out having a good time. I think this level of irresponsibility and indifference to ones own actions is dangerous. And honey, you are not even close to being to attractive for jail.
I have an idea, get a real job and live a real life and see how far you average looks get you...
Who or what the hell is a snookie?
she is not the least bit attractive!!!!! talk about full of yourself. she needs a reality check.
i'm sorry, but this girl is nothing short of a BEAST!!!
Uh, no she is mistaken.
She's got that prison jumpsuit orange glow to her skin already. She'll fit right in... or vice versa.
ive seen better looking chicks in faces of meth!
It was the drunk tank, it barely counts as jail. But I will concede that you are one foxy mama, Snickers. Yowza.
This chick isn't a Grenade, she's an Land mine. Hey Situation, why would you hook up with a Butterball Turkey?
What a pig. Stay away from the farm, the hogs will go wild for her.
She probably smells as bad as she looks. Greasy little ho' from the Jersey Sho'.
well... orange worked for the Oompa Loompas, but i had no idea they originated from the Jersey shore...
PRETTY?? You have got to be kidding me. Why this person is getting any media attention at all blows my mind.
Regardless if she goes to jail or not....somehow this world has become so negative. We all have our features that are good and bad.
We should focus on the positive that she is not going to jail – jail is not a place for anyone. I have never experienced any jail time myself....however the positive thing is that she is able to make money and that she is not going to jail.
I challenge everyone to think positive because it helps in your overall mind set and well being.
She looks like the baby dinosaur from that Dinosaur tv show back in the 90s.
I guess we know who will be playing Miss Piggy in the live action version of the Muppets.
Don't diss Ms. Piggy like that. Ms. Piggy is pretty, classy, and knows karate.
Doesn't seem the folks here share Snooki's self assessment.
Wait...wait...let me catch my breath...hold on...SNOOKI is pretty???
Did she really say that sober? She must have been drunk...please tell me she is drunk...even SHE cannot be that vain to think she is pretty...stupid yes...but pretty...? Hand me the blindfold...I cannot look at her...
She looks like an orangutang. One of the most unattractive girls I have ever seen.
She has more eye makeup than ELVIRA! LOL
WHO THE F IS SNOOKI? THIS ISN"T NEWS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS BIMBO EXCEPT FOR STARSTRUCK CELEBRITY WANNABE'S!!!
Step away from the Internet, Grandpa.
She is UGLY and dirty looking. Way too much makeup.
That girl fell off the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down....the ground then did the rest. Oompa Loompas with the clap =not attractive
She looks like a chubby little trool and she really should look in a mirror and really see herself for what she is and not what she wants to be which she thinks she is to pretty for jail go get a real life and face real reality
She needs to reduce the size of her breasts and increase her IQ
Ya pretty alright pretty ugly when she looks and acts out of control. Does she have talent. I think not.
I thought a Snooki was one of those blanket/robe things on the TV ads.
Apparently I was wrong.
Uh, that's a Snuggie. How would you like to share a Snuggie with Snooki? Ugh! Barf!
AAAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA .. I've seen better looking women than this fat little hagg walkin' around town. PA-LEAZE people.
That'll do, pig.
That one made me laugh out loud...hilarious.
MJ – perhaps the reason you see most people here calling her an ugly tard instead of just one or two trolls is because she really is and ugly tard. beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but the consensus here is that she's gross.
This chick is a genius! Love her or hate her, she is still making 10K an episode. Just like Mohammad Ali before her–get the public to notice (whether for positive reasons OR negative) and you can count the dollar bills, y'all!
She not only got hit with the ugly stick, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
I thought you were supposed to lose baby fat at age 3
To pretty to go to jail, please! Just look at her her watermelon head! That whole show is a disgrace and should be taken off the air. Once that is done she will disappear! :)
Im sorry but I dont find fat orange midgets attractive....when will its 15 minutes of fame be up??????
As the head of operations for Wonka Chocolates, myslef and the other Oompa Loompas strongly disagee.
She would scare stink off of crap if she snuck up on it in a dark alley......iiiikkkkeeeee!!!!!
Pretty is not the word I would use. I would say too.......fugly.
a disgrace to italians everywhere
The women prisoners on Locked Up are prettier than her. Even those who have black painted on eyebrows and tattoos on their faces. I wish people would just stop watching this show. It is loaded with untalented morons.
killer comments ive been laughing all morning keep up the good work hahaha
I wouldn't trust anyone named Snooki
can we say frickin freak show!
There's nothing attractive about this overblown joke. And, per the docs, she's a herpes lab. Ugly with VD, what a concept!!
Not only is this sorry excuse for a lady NOT pretty, the whole crowd they hand with are flaming idiots. Nice way to live your life...
Not caring and being constantly drunk. Your youth will leave very quickly and your arrogance will turn you out on the streets when you're older.
She is seriously Un-Attractive!
Try a kennel instead.
If this is pretty, I need new glasses!
Too pretty???? This person looks like a pimped out munchkin.
Porkroll, unattractive, childish, dumb, a first class mess. Need I continue ?
Give me a break!!!! She is a FAT LITTLE TOAD!!! She should do a prono with bridget the midget
In prison language, being "too pretty for jail", means you'll be someone's b-atch within an hour.
Snooki eh? There isnt any nooki on her that Id be chasing
What a scank.
Hahahahaha......that's hilarious, hell if that's what she considers pretty, I'd really hate to see ugly!!! Homely as a mudd fence!!!! Some short greasy little guidette is not my idea of pretty!!!
Snooki, dear.....be true to yourself......take a long look in the mirror......and realize that you are NOT too pretty to be in jail, you have NEVER been too pretty to be in jail, and you never will be!!
Sadly, honey, this is the peak of how good you'll ever look. Enjoy the nice long slope downward into obscurity!
She's so far from pretty it's ridiculous, she looks like a red dwarf with that sprayed on orange fake tan. And shes stupid and superficial too, which makes her all the more less appealing. Her ego far exceeds her reality...
There's lots of preaty woman in jail. If only she get the mask out of her face.she wont be that beautifull.
One fine future day, I'm probably going to go get me a deer rifle and climb a clock tower somewhere because MTV replaced Beavis and Butthead with human debris like this.
even though the show is horrible , it seems like she'd be alot of fun to be around. personally even though shes a little over weight , she is pretty attractive and has a very nice smile. and a personality like that trumps lil things.
How much is that DOGgie in the window – the one with the straggly hair? Bow Wow! Or is that, 'Oink, oink?'
this doesn't even fall into the category of Kelly LeBrock saying "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful". I'm sure Mike Meyers would have a feild day with this. For those of you who don't remember that, his reply to that was "No, hate her because she said that!"
I accidentally clicked this article, reaching for another, and I just HAVE to comment. This "Snooki" person, is one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. I honestly do NOT understand her popularity. Facially, to me, she looks like a man in drag. An OBVIOUS man, rather. What is the deal? In the past one only needed be cute to get on TV. Now we're taking both unattractive and untalented as well? Are we moving to a "People of Wal-Mart" show next?
Too pretty? Dream on, sistah. You're the scraping at the bottom of the barrel.
these guidios really don't seem to understand that the first season they were looked at as a joke. (being from I know for a fact they are looked down upon and thought to be a throw back to the early 80's) Now MTV trys to make them "The Hills" or whatever flavor of the month is. But advocating steroids? this chucky midget should be saving her money because after her 15 minutes she's done faster than The Tom Green Show. maybe MTV can throw money at music...but why take a long shot
I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE ABOUT THIS GIRL..IF YOU TAKE OFF ALL THAT CLOWN MAKEUP SHE IS WEARING, YOU WILL SEE THAT SHE IS SO UGLY, WHEN SHE CRYS, THE TEARS ROLL BEHIND HER HEAD, JUST TO AVOID HER FACE!!! THIS IS WHAT OUR KIDS RAVE ABOUT?? WAKE UP PEOPLE!~!!
She's 22 and she already looks like an old Italian grandmother, God bless her.
Eyyy ovah here foget about it Chipmunk description is right on. we can also add grease ball midget with no class. foget about it! our cosa nuestra hit the fan.she giving us grease balls a bad name
No shes not "too:preaty to go to jail! I saw the show once for 5 minutes and it was soo stupid!
I watched this show for five minutes too. I canceled cable the next day. I find these responses much more entertaining than that stupid show. rofl
You know, when here hair is done like that, and the light is on her like it is, and she's wearing that makeup, she looks kinda...bad.
Nothing sadder than NY trash on the Jersey beaches...
No wonder the governor criticized the show
Hopefully she will be able to fist pump in jail, actually i think it has another meaning in jail ;)
Am I supposed to know who this person is?
No. You are not supposed to know anything.
Is that makeup or does she really have two shiners??? Maybe she should be a greeter at Wal Mart.
I feel a little sorry for her because I am thinking that this article may be a thinly veiled joke.
oink oink piggy go away you're butt ugly!
She's a hot little hobbit.
Make sure she shaves her feet first or you'll get a rash.
shes a talentless pig-go away already
None of these 'jersey' guidos is attractive. Storebought tans and gym memberships, meticulous grooming and blowout hairstyles can't seem to conceal the fact that they are mean, arrogant little trolls running around finding one another seemingly attractive, while the rest of us look on in a mix of horror and bemusement at their complete and utter lack of self-awareness as to why people are looking at their train wreck spectacle. No, ugly is ugly. She can't conceal that mean heart and "she's all that" swagger with any amount of makeup-by-the-pound or ultra-poof. Beauty is from within, and in this case, a little on the outside woudn't hurt either.
And the girls all look prettier at closing time.
Is she for real, she looks like a troll. Maybe she should be in the Wizard of Oz as one of the little people. When is their 15 minutes up?
Who, or what, is a "snooki"?
Is she the sister of Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Newman? Or is it just Alfred in drag?
Snooki, you are not pretty!
I hope that "too pretty" comment was meant to be tongue in cheek. ::shudders:: Because if THIS is pretty in today's society, god help us all!
I don't mean to be cruel, but it must have been her grandmother that told this short, chubby, chipmunk cheeked smurf that she was pretty. When dear god is her and the other smurfs on this disaster of a shows, 15 minutes of fame going to be over. Whatever happened to good TV, it's a sad commentary when these really bad reality shows like the one little miss Chip and Dale is on makes self absorbed untalented twits celeBRATies! Bring back quality shows like Hill Street Blues and LA Law that were actually entertaining and worth watching and get rid of the garbage that TV executives try to tell us is entertainment. Creative has died and boring mundane shows are in.
hahahahahahahaha, funny description and just perfect. A bit insulting to Chip and Dale though!
Ok so she's trying to get out based on an insanity plea ? i took a dump this morning that looked just like her, can I sell it on ebay ?
My pep's have already spoken. The chubby little girl with so much clown make-up on, oh wait she'd call it make-up.
Just like the show she should move in with the palin's and bore each other reality moron. Don't forget Heidi though
Snookie is a spoiled, self-centered snot with delusions of grandeur. Her looks or lack thereof are completely irrelevant. If the punishment is jail time she should serve it just like everybody else. This is America, not some country where royalty gets special treatment. Equality means everybody gets treated equally. There are no special considerations for vapid, narcissistic pretty faces.
Ouch, last time I seen something that looked like her I had to break it up with hanger and flush the toilet twice!
Look like she been guarding bridges all her life. I've heard the term HOPA but she's a NOPA. I wouldn't do her
with Rosie O'Donnel's marital aid.
Too pretty to be in jail !! Give me a break – someone needs to have their eyes checked.
If it happens to the best of us, why did it happen to you?
Bwah-hah! Too purty?! Talk about a coyote ugly....
Snookie is a fat chick who needs to loose some weight.
Maybe too FAT to be in jail. Or too UGLY, or too STUPID. (Anyone got a pic of her without all that goop on her face?)
Too good looking? She looks like an oompa loompa. Sounds like her ego is bigger than she is.
I am pretty shocked that this woman is only 22. Wow
Too Pretty? She looks like Divine's illegitimate son.
If this is pretty, then I'm frickn' Audrey Hepburn.
Pretty...heheha....Hopefully that horrible show you're on gets cancelled so we don't have to hear your stupidity or look at you anymore. Nasty!
How is this fat hag attractive?
She thinks she's pretty??????? She wears enough make up for an entire brothel........and she is fat.
She should lay off the drinking just to lose some weight.
There are a lot better looking people than her in jail. If they strip her of the makeup, and hair do, she would scare away rats. If she continues to drink the drunk tank will be her second home. I do not hear any remorse or insight into why she was in jail in the first place.
the real questions is why is MTV condoned this kid of action with her still on the show. This fat pig instead show be doing shots of slimfast instead of tequlia or whatever stupid freaking drink she had.
has anyone bothered to tell her she is orange?
Really? Too pretty? Hopefully she's trying to be a stand-up comedian, because she's about the homeliest thing on television. She should stay away from the self tanning lotion and she might look fairly normal.
SHE IS NOT PRETTY......clearly she has deluded herself to think otherwise. .....is there ANYBODY who thinks she is pretty other than her parents?....i doubt it.
What a fugly beast... anyone that "does" her could get charged with beastiality...
What a turd...a real floater.
Is she black or orange-Italian?
"It's Clobbering Time!" Now you know who would be a good replacement for Michael Chiklis as The Thing (all orange and lumpy)in a re-boot of "The Fantastic Four"
Well, she definitely is a 'thing'...An ugly thing.
is she black?
The fact that she truly believes that is exactly why my opinion of her is what it is.
Pretty or not, break the law and jail is in the cards. Just another stupid reality person that people watch with nothing else in their life to do.
She is ugly, fat, orange, tacky, and stupid. I could go on, but it would be a waste of time. I can't believe any guy would touch her with a 10 foot pole. Can't stand her or her voice. But life will teach her a lesson, she will be on Dr. Drew next.
" It happens to the best of us, you know?” I HARDLY EVER WAKE UP IN JAIL – even when I was a twentyish.
She's just they type I love to find all drunk at the bar. Easy pickings!
Wow, what a bunch of haters on here, she is attractive. I've never seen so many shallow comments. Usually you have one or two trolls that would call anyone ugly, just to feel better about themselves. But ya'll need to look in the mirror, what is this world coming too? Pathetic display of humanity.
yeah right....like u ever said ...wow he/she has a great personality, i mean sure i cant look at the person sober but wow, i could see myself there .
She might be moderately more attractive to alot more people if she stopped acting arrogant. Looks aren't everything and nobody will take pity on someone who acts like the world revolves around them alone. You can expect many more ewok...err snooki haters to chime in for days to come as they see her comment.
I agree! A zoo would be alot more appropriate.
another reality show millionaire with no talent or marketable skills.
A great face for radio.
She is one ugly child.
Furthermore, the fact that MTV puts a show like Jersey on is disgusting .... there is much more intelligent things to be doen with a MUSIC tv channel...... but hey fake music network, fake women, fake faces.... it all belongs i guess....
none of the people on that show are in any way good looking, they are all MANUFACTURED..... good looking means you can get up, wash yoru face, put on some clothes, and roll..... i bet it took her 3 days to get that face right
Pretty for an Umpa-Loompa
wow, ya know, I grew up in LA in the 80's and even back then I dont think Poison wore even that much make up ..i mean the whole band!..... if you need more then a lil eyeliner, and a lil lipstick, your NOT pretty,.... I mean really, anybody can paint ! it looks liek she has an entire package of eyeshadow on !!!.....
if it takes you more then 20 mins to get ready to do something, that is NOT beauty.... its FAKE..... casue I guarantee she doesnt come outta the shower or bed looking like .... why would you wnat to look like something you arent....? never understand...
KISS can do their makeup in half the time. She gets a discount on Wagner Power Painters as she buys them in bulk from Home Depot. I've seen more attractive baboon butts. If she moved, she might win 15th place in the Miss North Korea beauty contest. Even Tiger wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot putter.
Ya, she's pretty ... pretty delusional.
SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE. A CANDIDATE FOR A OVERWEIGHT AND LOUDMOUTH HEFFER IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE. FUGLY.
I received an education and do well on my own while maintaining my dignity and self-respect. I do not need nor want MTV to pay me money to act foolish. I can see why some people might find it entertaining to watch in the same manner of watching a train wreck, and if I was college or high school age I'd probably be sitting around with friends watching and laughing as well. But I wouldn't be putting Snooki and her cohorts up on a pedestal. Seriously, there are much better and frankly more interesting people to look up to and idolize than this crew. It's not a matter of hating but rather cold hard reality that these people portray themselves to be nothing but complete losers and to view them as anything other than entertainment doesn't speak well of your own character.
Too pretty for jail? Maybe for a Pakastanian jail. She si so hideous.
Typical jersey trash. They all are that way.
If you look up the facts, she's NOT EVEN FROM NEW JERSEY.
I'd call you stupid, but I doubt you knew any better.
LOL, not that I would normally use Wikipedia for my information, but it appears that the first reply is correct.
It says she lives in Marlboro, New York under the "Personal Life" section. Sorry New Yorker, but you're wrong.
Like I said, they are all trash. Thank you for making my point ladies.
Nice try New Yorker, they didn't make your point, they proved your point was wrong. She is a New Yorker just like you!
Your goal to troll is a failure. Please call yourself something else, like idiot... don't bring shame to the NY name.
I think the message is once you enter New Jersey, you automatically become trash. It's just a friendly New York/New Jersey thing but I thought that was all over after 9/11. I love New Jersey!
it wasn't her looks that got her in trouble, but instead lack of brains, if any.
Snooki is right – big deal, many have been in the drunk tank at some point when we were young. Why is it big news. Get over it is right. Love ya Snooks.
I feel dumber for having read this article...
Anyone who feels sorry for her either knows her or it is her.. She needs to serve her time.. She is not hot enough to get out of jail time..
Right on! Reality shows suck the IQ off people who watch them...
someone has been lying to this girl
I really could care less about this moronic idiot. However, I had to comment on the " Pretty " statement. Someone should invest on a mirror, since apparently she owns none. Also, she is Pretty Ugly... I am all for having self esteem, but do not lie to yourself. How much do you wanna bet snooki that not only will you go back to jail, but you will find your soul mate there.
The comments are really bad! But funny! Especially the one by "Boof". No, Snooki is not pretty but good that she has that much self-confidence!!
"Pretty" is the last word I would use to describe this cow!!!
She certainly isn't too pretty to be hogtied and dumped alive into the Delaware river. Not that I'm wishing that on her.... not our precious "Snooki"....
I wish people would stop romaticizing spectacle.
She has a double chin. And there have been much prettier girls who have gone to jail and survived. Snooki isn't one of them...duh.
She may act like a fool on T.V. but she's laughing all the way to the bank. All you HATERS just wish MTV would pay you to act foolish. Leave the girl alone she's adorable.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Clearly you are just another dumb teenager who is under the illusion that what you watch on MTV is real life. Please hold your comments until you move out of your parents house and get a job. Also please sterilize yourself at the nearest clinic so you cannot reproduce in the future.
Yea she has so much money that she can't even afford a real tan, she has to use the spray bottle. Grow up!
She's gotten a couple thousand dollars for almost having her teeth knocked out TWICE...no thanks. I'd rather keep my self respect by having a real job.
Chrissy, she wouldn't be getting paid by MTV if idiots like you stopped watching that garbage.
You are a retard, she ain't getting rich on this show. Maybe you'd like MTV to pay you to spead it around like she does, not me.
Barf! She is not pretty or cute at all! U G L Y!!!!
ugh...she is not pretty at all. she looks like an orange oompa loompa.
Snooki maybe we should hook up. Nay, I don't think so. "Sorry Snooki".
I just keep hoping that she says stupid things to keep people's attention and is not really that much of an idiot.
She's frikkin orange!
Seriously....I had to make a comment. Why does anybody care what she thinks,what she looks like,and what she does? This is why we have so many damn problems in this country, everyone is too damn busy judging everyone and we have these stupid reality shows to watch cause we have nothing better to do with our time? really people?
Obviously the public has nothing better to do with their time – more & more of these 'reality' shows are popping up. People should just get off the couch and take the dog for a walk, read a book – something else. Turn this **** off. Then they'll stop making them.
You've got to be either kidding or going without. Which is it?
too pretty for jail, are you kidding me .she is a ungly mess.
..put a beard on her and WHAM!!... Gimli from Lord of the Rings!
wow she thinks shes so cool i mean its not cool to be orange its kind of lame and stupid she looks soo awkward in that picture and it is a big deal to drink on a beach because there could be children there of somthing nd they shouldnt see that i think she needs to get a life out side of this because she just plain weird and shes not that pretty
Why shouldn't kids see people drinking? Nothing goes together better than sun, sand, and beer! I am a prime example of why sheltering your kids from life is not productive. I figured it out, they will too.
Do you know how to use one of these "."? Or one of these ","?
Judging by what I've seen of Snooki, she would make a good punching bag.
Going to jail seems to be the new "notch" in celebrity belts. What a loser. She looks like a Hobbit.
Now that's just plain insulting..... to Hobbits, that is!
Hey "SNOOKI", I can always use somemore fish bait..
If my dog looked like her I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards.
Did you come up with that one all by yourself?
My Uncle Paul used to say that, back in 1975.
Whatever... 1975 and it's still FUNNY!!!
Has anyone told her that she's orange?
She gives the REAL people of New Jersey a bad name.
The best of us? Who the frig is she kidding? No where near the best of us......just another wanna be looking for a free ride........
Attractive, that's a laugh...
I've seen better heads on cabbages.
What's funny is that she thinks she's pretty...she needs a good friend to give her some truths about herself.
No, she needs a REAL mirror... not one of those funhouse mirrors.
(i hate dopes who say that all the time)
This is actually a nice picture of her–her hair looks good.Hope she learned her lesson –jail is rough.Prison is cold & hard.Do the right thing Nicole,& have class –don't be an ass !!
Thanks for posting this, made me laugh so hard I was crying.
If that's a good picture I'd hate to see a bad one.
She looks like a ugly little troll. Is Chloe K even that ugly??
LOL!!!!!!!!! Her face looks like an old used catchers mit. And her body......ugh. Her friends and family should be to blame for giveing her false self assurance.
Let me guess - you work for Maaco, and you were just admiring that Bondo-and-paint job around her eyes.
Truthfully, this girl is short, chunky and unattractive !!! Where's the appeal? Friggin' Dog!
It's evident, snooki is a moron, not attractive and stupid. Her name is not capitalized for a reason....
dungeon should be more like it. What an imagination- she is NOT pretty. Why did she go to jail. For that matter, who the heck is she.
She looks like a furby with smaller ears
her face could part fog
Who is this women? Is she an actress?.. doesn`t look like Sookie Stackhouse.
First of all the "characters" from The Jersey Shore are famous for nothing, but acting like STUPID morons. Any real ITALIAN would not act that way! I'd also like to point out that NONE of the ladies are pretty AT ALL! Snooki saying she's too pretty to be in jail? HAHAHAHAHA, she looks like a CHILEAN CHIPMUNK, with no upper lip. I think she officially is a little nugget. Sorry Snooki, you are far, far, far from pretty. I'm thinking even after being on that obnoxious show, you STILL don't have a boyfriend. I'm going to quote Mike.....there are "GRENADES" living in that house...ALL of them too,
She's a butterface and a butterball
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Right now my eyes are itchy and very swollen.
What a piece of white trash
If you consider little orange nuggets nice, then yeah, it is a nice picture.
Please get your head out of your butt.
That face could make someone projectile vomit....She gets her makeup at "Clowns R Us"
Where's her upper lip?
That's all she could say, "Too pretty to be in jail."? If that's not arrogance, I don't know what it is. She doesn't even know the true meaning of "pretty". Our housemaid is 10 times prettier than she is! Besides, her arrogance takes away more from what she perceives as beauty. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what about inner beauty. No need to argue, just my honest opinion...
Why do so many people give a crap about this idiot? I seriously don't get it.
Hey, I'm sorry to add to the abuse but... either you've just been released from a looooong prison term or you were gay and really don't know what to look for in a woman.
I'm sure Snooki will figure out how to turn things ugly once she gets there.
Snookums is a fat cow with a bad hair. If she never was seen on TV she would be the girl you didnt notice other than to laugh.
Really??? She actually thinks she is pretty!!
All I have to say is...GGGRRROOOSSS!!!
There is nothing pretty about here AT ALL!!!
She needs to go get her eyes checked!!
MAN I NO RITE ALL DIZ PPL TLKING ABT SHE UGLY DEY MUST TLKING ABT DEY MAMA
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