August 10th, 2010
01:24 PM ET
Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan and allowed to keep your weave, jail is about as unglamorous as one can get.
It’s also, as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told MTV News, not the place for someone as attractive as she.
“I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal and I will never go back there," the "Jersey Shore" star said.
It looks like Snooki will stay to true to her word, as she won't serve jail time for the charge that was brought after she was arrested in late July for disorderly conduct. Instead, she faces a potential fine. Although Snooki, by her own admission, was feeling the effects of a few drinks at the time, she said it's certainly nothing to get friggin' crazy over.
“I don’t know why people take it so seriously,” the 22-year-old said. “I had a couple cocktails, and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up.”
Really, it’s a situation that any of us could find ourselves in, given a little Jersey sun and surf. “I was on the beach," Snooki explained. " It happens to the best of us, you know?”
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