Last night's premiere of "Bachelor Pad" began with host Chris Harrison expressing shock that some former "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" contestants have found love and started families.
However, there are some former contestants who are still single, looking for love and desperate to stretch their 15 seconds of fame out for as long as they possibly can. Those are the people who have ended up on "Bachelor Pad."
Nineteen contestants have agreed to return to the stately "Bachelor" manor to compete for $250,000 in cash. Unlike previous seasons, the contestants share one bedroom full of bunk beds. Welcome to Camp "Bachelor Pad."
Chris Harrison told the contestants that he needed help hosting this show. (Who knew standing around and acting smarmy could be so taxing?) Out popped former "Bachelor" contestant Melissa Rycroft-Strickland, who's running neck-and-neck with Levi Johnston on who can extend their fame the longest after being dumped. Melissa ordered the contestants to the front of the house for a big game of Twister.
Craig M., the obnoxious salesman from the last "Bachelorette" season, won the Twister game, earning himself a rose and avoiding elimination for the week. He also got to choose three of the 10 female contestants to take out on a date that night. He opted to invite Gwen, a contestant from the Aaron Buerge season of "The Bachelor"; Jessie S., who exposed Justin the wrestler's secret girlfriends to the world on the last "Bachelorette"; and Elizabeth, who notoriously played "little games" with Jake Pavelka.
The four frolicked on the beach before Craig M. got the girls to the Greek - the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, that is. While there, Craig gave Jessie S. a rose, saving her from elimination.
The next day, the contestants are ordered to enter the "Deliberation Room" to choose the person they would like to see removed from the show. The 10 female contestants eliminated one of the men, and the nine male contestants removed one of the women.
When all was said and done, Michelle (the "crazy lady" from the Jake Pavelka season of "The Bachelor") and Juan (who competed on the Jillian Harris season of "The Bachelorette") were eliminated. Michelle's fate was sealed when she locked fellow Pavelka contestant Tenley in the bathroom and chewed her out over allegedly spewing rumors about her.
Juan, on the other hand, was doomed thanks to a brief relationship he had outside the house with fellow "Bachelor Pad" contestant Nikki. Nikki accused Juan of not being sincere in his post-breakup apology to her, and Juan said Nikki got the "last laugh" by eliminating him.
If there's one thing I learned by watching "Bachelor Pad," it's that these contestants don't know when to stop the reality TV train wreck. All of them seem to get together every so often for reunions, cruises, pool parties, etc. Do they have friends outside of the "Bachelor" franchise? And if they are all friends, why are we here?
What did you think of last night's "Bachelor Pad" premiere?
What about Tenley? I couldn't decide if she was drunk, high or just showing her weirdo/immature side. She, Elizabeth and Michele are looney!!!! Over all, a much more enjoyable show that the Bachelor/Bachelorette.
Boydid she ever try to blackmail Juan wonder how long before the other girls find out she is a b-h Hse u=is a leech , lets see who she grabs on to next
Come on, we only watch the show for the drama and tears to begin with so why would we think that this show would be any different?!
Elizabeth needs to realize "He's just NOT that into you" and put on some big girl panties! I mean really she's 30 years old and can't see that she's being played?! It's ALL for the drama of reality TV... And I'll keep watching because I got sucked in!
And for the record, I like Melissa Rycroft-Strickland. It seems only fitting that the way she was burned on the ABC show that she should be able to rub her happiness in Jason's face every chance she gets. Like we didn't all want to show our "dumper" than we didn't need him – Just one more piece of the ABC drama pie.
Best idea the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise has had in 10 years.
You know I give this show a thumbs up over The Bachelor or Bachelorette
Can't believe you didn't mention "Wacky Elizabeth". That girl is crazier than Michelle. She really needs to get a grip or leave the show. Yes, I felt a little sorry for her but I felt soooo much worse for Jesse. And, on another note, I know there hasn't been much of any color on either the Bachelor or Bachelorette, but it sure would be nice if there was some on this show.
Ok I do think your right Elizabeth is crazy she sat there and said I will kiss him for the Rose and then gets mad because Jesse wants to play the game too. I agree she needs to move on. Oh and they are taking constestants from previous shows so they can't add anyone new.
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