August 6th, 2010
11:02 AM ET
Last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” was packed with enough one-liners and drama to keep us buzzing for the better part of Friday morning, but it still fell flat.
Why? Two words: Ronnie and Sammi.
Not that we don’t care about the star-crossed couple’s drama - it’s just that watching The Situation and Pauly D “creep” on grenades is so much more entertaining. Speaking of grenades... move over GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry), there's a new acronym in town. GFA: Grenade-Free America. Nice.
Last night’s episode opened as the boys arrived home from their first night out in Miami. Ronnie –- who made some very nice female friends at the club -– decided it would be a good idea to hop in bed with Sammi. (You know you’re making poor life decisions when The Situation doesn’t approve of your choices.)
The next morning, after climbing out of bed with his ex-girlfriend, Ronnie proceeded to ask the boys what he did the night before. Claiming he doesn’t remember a thing, he casually asked if he engaged in a three-way kiss at the club.
Meanwhile, the girls – minus Angelina – head over to a sex shop so JWoww could buy some “going-out clothes.” Hmm…
After Snooki purchased a pair of $395 sunglasses that she can’t see through, they head back to the house.
In more Ronnie and Sammi news: Sammi went through Ronnie’s phone book and found his (other) ex-girlfriend’s number. She freaked out. They fought. They made up. They told each other they still have feelings for one another. Sammi went with Ronnie to get his tattoo. He was grateful. Moving on…
How much longer is Angelina going to last on the show? And, more importantly, who are all these people who keep calling her?
Side note: I Loved it when Snooki answered the phone, “No, she died.” Immature? Perhaps. Hilarious? Yes.
And despite the fact that the cast makes more money per episode than any Miami gelato shop we think could ever afford to pay an employee, they will be working this season.
Kind of excited to see how that plays out.
What did you think of the “Shore?”
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