Tonight we’ll welcome Snooki and the gang back into our living rooms and watch as the train wreck that was season one sucks us in all over again.
That’s right - “Jersey Shore” is back.
The season begins in “Real World” fashion as the roommates sporadically arrive at their new digs in Miami, which, by the way, blows their old shore house out of the water. (Of course, the duck phone will be missed.)
The Situation and Pauly D are the first to arrive. After claiming the best room (naturally), the pair waits for the rest of their roommates to show.
But judging by the “What the [expletive]?” The Situation lets slip, they weren’t expecting Angelina to prance through the door. (For those of you who don’t know: Angelina is the roommate who left in the middle of season one and has, most likely, spent the last year kicking herself for walking out on the hit show.)
What else can we look forward to?
Plenty of Ronnie and Sammi drama, a cat fight or two, gym, tan, laundry and, quite possibly, a Vinny-Snooki sleepover.
“Jersey Shore” premieres on MTV tonight at 10 p.m. EST.
The most igornant people I have met in my life all hail from NJ, followed very closley by NY. I have seen monkeys that had more awarness than this group. In this country we have denigrated to the point that this prattle is popular.
Judging by your alias and your comment, you don't seem to be very classy, either. Where are you from, PA?
I am a sh!t head also!
What a bunch of guidos! They look ridiculous!!
By 'fist pumping' they mean 'jacking off'
Anyone who watches this crap obviously has a life not worth living. I feel sorry for you and I hope you do not have kids to influence.
Your life has to be so pathetically worthless to watch this or any other show similar. It's really a shame. The only exception is if your legs are not functioning or your brain dead. Really! Do yourself a favor and get a life people, get out and visit some retirement homes volunteer at a homeless or animal shelter or something!
Oh goodness this is really harsh! The show is hilarious and the "stars" are not those kinds of people that you ever want to learn life lessons from – but lighten up BC! I am by no means "worthless" but I love a good laugh and that's exactly what that is. It sounds like you need one!!!
How's the weather up there on your high horse? I'm sure those folks at the retirement homes would love your assistance but apparently you're too busy berating the tastes of others on an internet message board. Hope you can sleep at nigh.
Agree totally BC. The fact that shows like these even exist and prosper says alot about the American culture, and it sure is sad and unfortunate. That these people even have a grain of influence over someone shows that the total IQ of the country has fallen to the range of imbecile.
I agree with BC up until he talks about the retirement homes and such... that's when I agree with Anon.
People shouldn't suggest things they don't even do.
Brain dead is someone who uses "your" instead of "you're."
You are soo on the money with that comment..
The people complaining are funny. No one straps you down and forces you to watch MTV... turn the channel..
some people are so miserable they have to say something bad about everything
We're not complaining because we're watching MTV and disliking it. We're complaining because everywhere we turn the media is throwing this group of std-infested "pumpers" into our faces. It's little wonder we've become the laughingstock of the world.
amen, Mike! some folks just like to complain – if you don't like it then don't watch it – that means more laughs for us!! :)
These fricking morons need to get a real job, and those Jersey Fans are born losers
Go share your "wisdom" with Governor Christie. He feels that the show is obviously a misrepresentation of what New Jersey is really about, considering all but one of the cast members was from out of NJ.
This crap again? Kill me with a brick...
come to California so we can whoop you a$$e$
posted twice and you're still wrong.
come to Claifornia so we canb whoop you a$$e$
ummmm learn to spell first dbag... then we can talk.
luv da show!! watched is last night. angelina needs to get her pancake ass out!!!
They are the most shallow group of people, EVER! FIST PUMP THAT!
Can't wait, these guys and gals are awsome. They were offered this gig 2 years ago and took a chance, now they're semi-celebs and having a blast. They won the Fun-Lottery. Fist-Pump!!!
Fists Up, best show on TV. Quite possibly the 8 dumbest people in the world, but they provide entertainment like no other. Nothing makes me feel better about me, than watching the Jersey Shore. Beat the beat!!!!
Not to burst your bubble, Jason, but if these people make you feel better about yourself you must not think highly of yourself to begin with. You don't need a bunch of clowns to make you feel better about yourself.
A bunch of dumb a$$ New Yorkers acting like idiots in Miami. How is this in any way related to the Jeresy Shore?
@joe... whaaaaaa, Baby Baby Baby, whaaaaa. Hahahahaa
They have Governor Christie wondering the same exact thing...
she complains about Obama's tax on tanning. "He did it on purpose because of us." I'm sure the president of the united states doesn't care if snookis puff gets a tan or not. The show is crazy and is just like any other reality show. I do agree this cast has gotten lucky free rides to awesome places and small 15 min of fame careers. They won the Fun-Lottery!
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