July 2nd, 2010
12:25 PM ET

Lindsay Lohan: I was punched by a waitress!

Lindsay Lohan says she received a little something extra for her 24th birthday – a punch!

Lohan tweeted early Friday morning that "A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.”

US Weekly reports that the troubled actress was hanging out, SCRAM bracelet and all, at the nightclub Voyeur in Los Angeles when a waitress allegedly socked Lohan. The magazine quotes a source as claiming the waitress had “a history” with former Paris Hilton beau Doug Reinhardt who Lohan has been spotted with around town.

Probably not the gift Lohan was expecting. Talk about a “Freaky Friday!”


Filed under: Celebrities • Lindsay Lohan

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  1. Tim

    She is a perfect example of just how low Hollywood has lowered their standards.

    July 18, 2010 at 9:26 am | Report abuse |
  2. Odalice Feliz

    Poor girl give her a break!!!!

    July 7, 2010 at 12:11 am | Report abuse |
  3. well...

    Drug deal gone bad?

    July 6, 2010 at 9:02 am | Report abuse |
  4. Zaer

    Hear, hear is an expression used as a short repeated form of hear him, hear him. It represents a listener's agreement with the point being made by a speaker. -Wiki

    July 6, 2010 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
  5. qwerty

    Look her IQ is getting better each year it increases by one equak to her age, by the time she is 60, she will be a moron, now ... will your IQ increase like hers, ..... good luvk lindsay, hope you find something, anything, BUT she no common sense but she still has more money than you, poor critizing bass-turd ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    July 6, 2010 at 1:37 am | Report abuse |
  6. Liz

    I've had the living hell beaten out of me by a waitress so I feel her pain (literally) but my beating didn't make it on CNN :(

    July 5, 2010 at 6:51 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Dee

    Who cares? Really?

    July 5, 2010 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  8. simonriece

    i've been shot at, but never punched

    July 5, 2010 at 8:40 am | Report abuse |
  9. Jeff

    My guess is you deserved it.

    July 5, 2010 at 7:34 am | Report abuse |
  10. Navyboy

    Where the hell was TMZ to get this on video?!

    July 5, 2010 at 6:56 am | Report abuse |
  11. DELLIOTT

    WHAT A WASTE, I WAS HOPING TO MEET HER SOMETIME SO I COULD BANG HER JUST ONCE
    BUT IT SEEMS SHE IS INTENT ON BECOMING SOMEONE;S BITH IN JAIL

    July 5, 2010 at 6:16 am | Report abuse |
  12. Raina

    well i think she finally got what was coming to her... ;)

    July 5, 2010 at 2:19 am | Report abuse |
  13. Sue Her..

    Sue her a**. She would sue you! She would "take you to the cleaners". She does not deserve special treatment because you are a public figure. No one has the right to assault anyone else.

    What's up with all of the haters, if you don't like her why do you keep reading and posting about her.. oh ya, she is good entertainment.. hmm.. good thing she is in the entertainment industry!

    July 5, 2010 at 1:56 am | Report abuse |
  14. Lindsay smells

    One can only hope for the day when we wake up and read that this trailer piece of trash has finally overdose and drop dead. That would be the best day ever.

    July 5, 2010 at 1:27 am | Report abuse |
  15. Venurao

    If she stayed away from alcohol abuse and night parties, she could have been a most beautiful girl today. She may be thinking the same, all the time. It's not too late.

    July 5, 2010 at 1:17 am | Report abuse |
  16. Venurao

    In Mumbai local train, everyone get punched all over the body during travel. Just try once. You will never complain again.

    July 5, 2010 at 1:12 am | Report abuse |
  17. mary

    And people should 'care'? Why?
    It's no like she goes around respecting others..I'm just surprised no one has punched her before this.

    July 5, 2010 at 12:05 am | Report abuse |
  18. Heath

    She's still hot though!

    July 4, 2010 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
  19. doodlydo

    Wasn't this on her birthday? I say where are the other 23 punches at and one to grow on?

    July 4, 2010 at 8:07 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Randy

    Good!!!!!She needs more of that.

    July 4, 2010 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Johnathon59

    I wish SHE would just GO AWAY !!!! FAR AWAY !!!

    PLEASE Lohan just disappear already.

    July 4, 2010 at 8:00 pm | Report abuse |
  22. david

    good.about time someone did that to you.knock some sense into you.hopr she knocked you on your ass.loser.

    July 4, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Jeff

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa....uh...oh...(breath)......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    July 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm | Report abuse |
  24. SC

    I'm not surprised you got punched. Even a waitress can't stand you.

    July 4, 2010 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
  25. JOBLO

    Thank God. If finally happened!

    July 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  26. fedup

    Sue her and the establishment she works for. Time to get serious about the abuse she is receiving and fight back HARD. I am fed up with this woman being treated as a target by everyone. If she were my wife and treated with the disrespect she is someone would be in the hospital or dead by now. Yes I know she has asked for a lot of this (not all) but the attacks are now out of hand and physically threatening. Either the law protects everyone equally or you exercise your right to self defense by lawyer or gun.

    July 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  27. wsup?

    Lindsay is a stupid girl, she deserves a punch in the face each day when she wakes up in the morning for breakfast.

    July 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  28. BigCox

    "...for no reason?"

    you're Lindsay Lohan

    /reason'd

    July 4, 2010 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Gene

    HOORAY!! Some one beat me to the punch!! She deserves it ( by the way- what is she doing out party, its NO place for her to be. MAYBE this will put some sense into her head. LOHAN – " GET A LIFE ALREADY!!".

    July 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm | Report abuse |
  30. tyke mison

    this was al part of ashton kutcher's new reality series: punch'd

    July 4, 2010 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  31. CJ

    At least it wasn't with the ugly stick again

    July 3, 2010 at 10:30 pm | Report abuse |
  32. StarkRG

    Chances are she was drunk and said something insulting. It was a punch, not a beat down. She probably deserved it a little bit. (in fact, most people, famous or not, do)

    July 3, 2010 at 9:51 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Jo

    I concur. Frau, read a book and learn something before you speak, so don't sound quite like the moron you do now. Ass. An d yes, It was I like the this long line, like punched this wench. Just like in the movie Airplane, there was a line.

    July 3, 2010 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  34. IllEagle-J1

    I am sure the waitress did not mean to strike you, but when a manager orders a waitperson to clear the garbage off of the table. The errors is understandable in your case!

    July 3, 2010 at 7:40 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Rob Middleton

    Ha Ha, it's about time, not to be mean but this girl has a reputation for being a real moron when it comes to business dealings and her social life was off the charts. Now that shes stuck with the scam anklet most of her friends have run for the hills and many have described publicly what a stuck up little witch Lindsay is, it's good to see her finally run into someone that's not starstruck and sees her for what she really is! http://www.tdgentertainment.com

    July 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm | Report abuse |
  36. Russell Hammond, Hollywood

    I still insist Lohan is ideal for a remake of Bette Davis' role in "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?" Lohan already has the role down, albeit, she'd play a slightly younger Jane.

    July 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
  37. chaz

    Since SHE TWEETED ABOUT IT...THE LADY DIDNT HIT HER HARD ENOUGH...I WOULDVE LOVED TO OF SEEN HER BRING DEATH TO LOHAN !

    July 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
  38. kizmiaz

    She needs to be punched. Often. And hard.

    July 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
  39. Curt

    Why do we care? Simple–we all love to watch a train wreck.

    July 3, 2010 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  40. karen toronto

    here's a thought: just stop "reporting" anything about this person. it's not in the least bit interesting, nor is she.

    July 3, 2010 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  41. mark nyc

    hahahahahahaha......next time, use a hammer.

    July 3, 2010 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  42. Rob

    Punched? she should have been kicked... or better yet, shot...

    July 3, 2010 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  43. Jess

    What is everyone on here in the fifth grade? I'm not exactly a Lohan fan but she didn't deserved to get punched. Seriously grow up people.

    July 3, 2010 at 9:23 am | Report abuse |
  44. Tom

    The waitress hit the wrong Lohan. The next time Dina comes in, the waitress should smash DIna repeatedly in the face until the ugly is worked out. A good kick in the box would be good too, except it might ruin the shine on the waitress' shoe.

    July 3, 2010 at 9:05 am | Report abuse |
    • Ellie H.

      TOM....I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST READ YOUR POST.....BUT.......I KINDA LOVED IT! CAN YOU PICTURE THAT COMMENT ON SNL IN THE WEEKEND UPDATE SEGMENT?

      July 3, 2010 at 11:21 am | Report abuse |
  45. MDwebpro

    The missing details: Sure, the waitress punched LiLo in the face, but her face was buried in the crotch of the waitress' boyfriend at the time! ;-)

    July 3, 2010 at 8:49 am | Report abuse |
  46. DavidReddy

    That many freckles, she looks like trailer trash. And, she succeeded in glamor world. Americans are brainwashed as kids to think that freckles are not ugly. To me, freckles make you look ugly just like zits.

    July 3, 2010 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Ellie H.

      OMG!!! WHAT A RIDICULOUS REMARK. TALK ABOUT SMALL-MINDED. AND NO, I DON'T HAVE FRECKLES, BUT I KNOW SEVERAL VERY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE WHO DO. STICK TO THE TOPIC BOZO-BREATH.

      July 3, 2010 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  47. SAM

    Keep on DRINKING ALCOHOL and POPPING PILLS,Just dont SMoke.Oh SMoking DOPE IS OK,NOT CIGARETTS .they KILL EVERYONE......NOT

    July 3, 2010 at 6:37 am | Report abuse |
  48. Darth Vader

    It's hear, hear, foo.

    July 3, 2010 at 6:30 am | Report abuse |
  49. Tired of Idiots

    I cannot endorse violence. But that was funny.....Your welcome... Hahahaha... I laughed out loud.
    Seriously poor Lindsey, she is obviously lost. And really who can help her. Like most people
    she will have to figure it out on her own, and much too late, I'm sure.

    July 3, 2010 at 4:55 am | Report abuse |
  50. brendon

    why can't they leave linds alone she is a very nice person to know don't they think she has had enough of morons getting at her all the time i say leave her alone and let her get on with her life trouble today to many jealous so and so's out there they need to look at there own petty little lives so what if she has been bad sometime in ourlives we have been bad too she has a heart of gold caring and a very loving girl trouble with linds she got mixed up with the wrong crowd she did nothing wrong it was the morons that ruined her career not herself so my advice to all the so and so's get a friggin life and leave her alone

    July 3, 2010 at 3:46 am | Report abuse |
    • Darth Vader

      Please refrain from posting. You are an imbecile.

      July 3, 2010 at 6:31 am | Report abuse |
    • Ellie H.

      I HAVE TO AGREE WITH DARTH VADER. DO YOU ACTUALLY READ YOUR POSTINGS BEFORE YOU SUBMIT THEM? YOU GO BEYOND THE NORM FOR LOW-LEVEL WRITING SKILLS. DO YOU WRITE AND SPELL REALLY BADLY ON PURPOSE SO PEOPLE WILL SEND YOU NASTY AND INSULTING MESSAGES OR ARE YOU JUST AN IDIOT?

      July 3, 2010 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
    • doofus

      says the all caps lady

      July 3, 2010 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
  51. VarthDader

    @Loud Noises!!!- OMG That is the best comment ever!!!

    July 3, 2010 at 3:05 am | Report abuse |
  52. LouD NOISES!!!

    Is she shocked because it was a normal punch this time, and not a donkey punch?

    July 3, 2010 at 3:04 am | Report abuse |
  53. Dennis

    As time goes by she's just getting downright uglier!

    Actually, her sister (Ali) looks much better, maybe Ali can have a shot at fame and glory and will be able to handle it much better than her nearly insane, nut job sister?

    July 3, 2010 at 1:42 am | Report abuse |
  54. Jim

    A train wreck. And such a loser. A shame for such a natural talent. And, a waste of life/talent. What goes around comes around. But, that's life in the good ole US of A—a nation of spoiiled brats.

    July 2, 2010 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Leonard

    Well she did a good job....because you never looked better than before.

    July 2, 2010 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  56. jimnyc

    What the HELL is she doing in a club in the first place? What a dumb broad. Dumber than a bag full of hammers. Silicon must be going to her brains.

    July 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Mike

    Add her, Octomom, Paris, Britney and Mel Gibson's Baby Mama and it's justice served.

    July 2, 2010 at 9:10 pm | Report abuse |
  58. GuestColin

    This is her first time being punched by a waitress? Psssshaw! All this time I thought this chick knew how to party. Clearly, if if this is her first time being punched by a member of the wait staff, she's a lightweight.

    July 2, 2010 at 8:58 pm | Report abuse |
  59. jim

    Good lord, grow the fuc% up Lindsay.

    July 2, 2010 at 8:29 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Don

    Sweet! She needs a punch.

    July 2, 2010 at 7:56 pm | Report abuse |
  61. suzy diamond

    So did it work? Did she knock some sense into her? Is there a reward for the waitress?

    July 2, 2010 at 7:30 pm | Report abuse |
  62. B

    Punch her lights out, *every* night she goes out. Don't stop until she straightens out.

    July 2, 2010 at 7:06 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Dementashia

    Said she's been seen with this guy around town . More then likely the waitress was tapping that and got a little jealous and felt the need to punch Little Miss Lindsay in the face. Have you listened to anything that comes out of her mouth? Being around that girl would make just about anyone want to punch her.

    July 2, 2010 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  64. RonRon

    Lindsay and Paris Hil, overdone, got to get married and have kids now!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dennis

      Right u are!
      Seen pics of the back of Paris' hands in an article about her South African pot trouble.
      Man, those hands look old and wrinkly. Not smooth like a real teen's hands. 30 yr old teen with hands of a 40 yr old. Pathetic!

      July 3, 2010 at 1:45 am | Report abuse |
  65. Jeff

    I wish they printed a news story every time I had an issue! If we stop paying attention to her maybe she will disappear?

    July 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm | Report abuse |
  66. NinaSW

    Why does everyone believe this actually happened? She can tweet whatever she wants but that doesn't mean it's true. If she truly was attacked why wouldn't she call the cops? Come on, this is just another drama llama performance. I don't feel sorry for her and I doubt she was punched by anybody at that silly club.

    July 2, 2010 at 6:08 pm | Report abuse |
  67. HARDY HAR HAR

    hahahahaha did i put "lindsay blows" in the last post... wow, not intentional... bet she liked that!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 5:16 pm | Report abuse |
  68. HARDY HAR HAR

    LINDSAY BLOWS... NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT HER... SHE CANT ACT... SHE NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A REAL JOB CUZ ACTING AINT CUTTING IT FOR HER... AND HOLLYWOODS NOT BEATING HER DOOR DOWN FOR ROLES... SO GET A JOB LINDZ.. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY FOR YOUR CLOTHES DUDE!!!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 5:11 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Lakell Searcy

    i punched her somewhere else and my hand got stuck and i got pulled into it and i was lost in there for like 5 days...

    July 2, 2010 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |
  70. ForASong

    People are worried about illegal immigration, when we have native-born idi0ts like this running around?

    July 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm | Report abuse |
  71. Kerry Berger

    With these snooty, celebrity types, Lindsay probably provoked the waitress into punching her by being arrogant. The fact she has gone public to make the claim that she cannot understand why she was punched is proof to me she is tone deaf to behaving like a normal human being. She is a spoiled brat who probably could use a lesson like spending a month in jail.

    July 2, 2010 at 4:43 pm | Report abuse |
  72. cla

    I am sure her waitress just walked up and punched her for no reason. they do that all the time.

    July 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
  73. bob

    Shes a mess but dam she looks good.

    What a surprise scank Hilton had some minor play in this. She wreaks evil.

    July 2, 2010 at 4:22 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Quasimofo

    Classic – another spectacular day in that loser's life

    July 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm | Report abuse |
  75. davec

    Well LoHo, I expect you to jump right up and kick that waitress' hind end.

    July 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm | Report abuse |
  76. mrdi

    she is.. no matter how strange.. very very beautiful.. nutz.. toxic.. but looks good..

    July 2, 2010 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Doug

    Who is the waitress? I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

    July 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Mike in Montana

    Lindsay Lohan.., get a 'life'.., young lady. If you haven't noticed.., no one is listening to you or care. When I was told to read this article or story.., I wish now, that I didn't.. Lindsay Lohan.., you need some serious mental help. Mike in Montana

    July 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
  79. Interaction

    What is wrong with you people! Lindsay should be prized and protected. She should be placed in a straight jacket and put in a padded cell with close circuit television so we all could check up on her and make sure she is safe… from the world, us, herself... and waitresses that won’t put up with her crap!

    July 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm | Report abuse |
  80. PunchedOU

    Wow this chick has to be the most hated person in the world...This waitress deserves a massive raise...Lindsay should be forced to stand on the street and let people throw tomatoes at her

    July 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Mary

    There is an excuse for violence. I hope the hitter gets some help.

    July 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dennis

      Yah, give me the address of the hitter. Id like to send her a thank you card with some money in it.

      July 3, 2010 at 1:48 am | Report abuse |
  82. nimrod

    Good, it saves me from having to do it.

    July 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm | Report abuse |
  83. Mike Levee, New Orleans

    I for one would like to congratulate the person who started the "Punch Lindsay Lohan" movement. I hope it takes of in every city in the world. I just hope people don't get mistaken for her. Remember, look for the ankle bracelet before punching. LET THE PUNCHES BEGIN!!

    July 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  84. baron baucom

    You all are just jealous. They better leave my baby along. Let me be your body guard sweetheart I'll protect you!

    baron

    July 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
  85. Chris

    GREAT!!! Hit her again for me!

    July 2, 2010 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
  86. DoofusRoofus

    I love that instead of socking her back, she ran onto Twitter and tattled for sympathy and outrage.

    July 2, 2010 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
  87. NickB5

    Good, it needed to be done. She should be punched in the face daily by strangers (which would make an excellent reality TV show now that I think of it).

    July 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm | Report abuse |
  88. RG

    Just doing what your parents should have done a long time ago....but...is one punch enough????

    July 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
  89. cbuz

    hahaha look at the picture of this article...it is sad that we have to hear news about this crack head. she looks like she is 53 years old but she is 24??? i wouldnt believe that if someone told me and i met her on the street. that is where we will find her one day...drugs really got a hold of her

    July 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm | Report abuse |
  90. Massive Marbles

    Lindsay, its so much violence out here isn't it? I hope that no one else hits you!!! Happy Belated Birthday sweetie. By the way my Bday was Sunday...Nice to know that we're both Cancers :)

    July 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  91. crippler

    Well you knew someone would evenually crack the nut! Maybe she'll sue the waitress. Get some tip money to pay some bills!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
  92. The Truth

    So instead of getting the manager or calling the police she decided to tweet the event? Guess she is more concerned with getting publicity then reporting an assualt, not to mention poor customer service. If she did either of the two things A) this news would be accompanied by info of a police report B) The waitress being fired would have also been reported.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • crippler

      All the negative press makess her more famous than A-list actresses that actualy work!

      July 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm | Report abuse |
  93. Minnesota

    LL likely stiffed her on a tip....

    July 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm | Report abuse |
  94. saagebrush

    I hope it hurt!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm | Report abuse |
  95. nydro

    Lindsay has done nothing to you. America is a nation of laws and a nation that cherishes and respects civil liberty, personal dignity and the rule of law. When we do not protect those that we do not like, nobody is truly respected any longer. If you want peace, nurture justice. Too many Americans are no longer protected by our justice system and our law enforcement agencies.

    For those who wish for an America in which you can punch with impunity people you don't like, people who we can denigrate and dehumanize without social stigma, well, sadly, I cannot hope that you get the country you deserve.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Dan Marinos Son

    Not sure why she or anyone else is so shocked.
    I wouldn't mind punching her in the grill myself.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Beam

    It really is sad that a person like that has it all. Money, fame, a good life and they ruin it all! They let there "good" life completely go down the drain because of drugs and/or alcohol. You'd think they'd want more than that out of life. What a waste of talent and life. Tragic!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
  98. markus

    Yeah I bet Lindsay. I am sure your little potty mouth had nothing to do with what happened.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
  99. JIMM

    DONT WORRY SOME TIME SOON SHE WILL BE FOUND DEAD FROM SOME OVERDOSE AND THE WORLD WILL BE SHUT OF HER.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ellie H.

      YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD JIMM!! AFTER SHE'S DEAD WE'LL ALL BE READING ABOUT THE FIGHTING IN HER FAMILY OVER HER ESTATE.

      July 3, 2010 at 10:46 am | Report abuse |
  100. John

    This is awesome... I guarantee she had it coming and then some. I wish I could go where this waitress works, I would leave her a huge tip just because :)

    July 2, 2010 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
  101. thewaitressthatpunchedlohan

    YOU ARE ALL VERY WELCOME! =)

    July 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  102. mackat

    Lindsay who?

    July 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Anonymous

    Bwa-hah! Oh, I needed a good laugh. And dang, she just turned 24?! She looks more like 34.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
  104. Marta

    Dang...why do people hate Lindsay so much...? Has she done anything to any of you guys?

    I don't think it's ok for anyone to be punching another person, just because they think they can... Sure, Lindsay might've done something to instigage this violent waitress but that doesn't give her the right to freaking punch her! I hope Lindsay press charges on her for assault!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buster Bloodvessel

      "why do people hate Lindsay so much...? Has she done anything to any of you guys?" Besides make ten times more money than they will ever see, and waste it on sports cars and $1000 champagne? Besides looking better than them or their wives despite drinking like a hobo? No wonder people want to slap her.

      July 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele

      What did she do to me? She took her opportunities for granted. Two years ago, A home invader who is still at large shot me in my head, resulting in several brain surgeries and paralysis of my left arm and hand, effectively ruining my career as a writer and editor. Yes, I know this girl did not shoot me, but she has full use of her limbs and still cannot manage to show up for work and she takes her career. To me, this is an affront. I sit there and l desperately long to revive my career and I cannot do it. If I ever again can use all my limbs and manage my seizures that have become a debilitating presence in my life, I will not take it for granted. She has no idea how fortunate she has been. I resent that. I resent the taking for granted of things some people no longer have access to. I realize this resentment is my problem, but if you were me, you would understand. I'd love to be able to clean my own house and make my own money. I resent those who are not grateful for what they have. So sue me.I want my life back, and I'd love to have it without limits. What are her limits? An unwillingness to take her life and career seriously? Come on. Oooh, that frosts my melons.It's true that you don't know what you have till it's gone. I learned this the hard way. I'd hate for her or anyone else to learn it that way too.I'm bitter, yes. I try and try, but to no avail. I want my original pre-shooting brain and arm and hand back. I want my career back. I worked very hard,. Why can't she? What?Wasn't her paycheck large enough?I'd be happy tying my own shoes and remembering to turn the oven off.

      July 3, 2010 at 3:06 am | Report abuse |
  105. jbeach4105

    really? so many people asking who cares... but each of you not only read the "article" you took the time to read all the comments AND to reply (just as I just did.) It is a sad commentary on us all that we spend the time to read such stuff and then debate the worth of the person involved.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
  106. siwa332

    Here's a idea. Why don't all of you who are making comments like "a slow news day" or "who cares" or "why is this news" or "and we should care because", just spare the rest of us & don't read the article?

    July 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Tsshhhh

    Who cares.
    That Lohan chick is a dime a dozen, as hot as a dirty sock and sharp as a marble.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  108. Who cares?

    Seriously. Lohan's 24 going on 42.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Hmmm

    Darn, I thought it first read: "A waitress just hit ON me.”

    July 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  110. Blake

    It's HEAR, HEAR!!! It's short for hear him, hear him, which means you agree with the speaker's point...I don't know who is dumber, Lilo or you lot.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • jon

      You fail as well; The other ten grammar nazi's were smart enough to use the reply button.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Bigbill427

    It wasn't the waitress, it was your career going down the drain..

    July 2, 2010 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  112. Mike

    And these are the people who like you Lindsay just think what people who are tired of hear your BS would say.

    July 2, 2010 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
  113. tad

    I would punch Lindsay Lohan too, that's a reason in itself

    July 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm | Report abuse |
  114. logan

    no waitress hit her – she is suffering from the DT's – it's all in her imagination............................

    July 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
  115. ZSAZSA

    WOW -MAYBE BE SHE KNOCKED SOME SENCE IN TO HER (HOPEFULLY)

    July 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse |
  116. RockyBalboa

    Give that waitress a big tip and a promotion! I would think there would be a crowd lined up to take a sock at that worthless piece of trash. Add the sleazy Kardashians to the mix and knock them all sillly and off TV and the nation's consciousness.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Grandmother5

      Boy do I agree. The Kardashians grates on my very last nerve. That is not a family it is a zoo. Non of
      them have a lick of sense. Wait, it's the money isn't it. Why do people watch this trash? I watched a
      few minutes one time and it made me scratchd my nose and pick my ass. Now that's bad.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Report abuse |
  117. THAT GIRL

    Good one Larry! LoL HUSK WH**e

    July 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  118. table

    maybe she didnt tip the waitress

    July 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  119. Ted

    That wasn't a waitress, it was karma.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  120. THAT GIRL

    Why in the world do you media think Lohan news is worth it. everyone is so over that whole family. Let all the coverage go away PLEASE!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  121. Ann

    And WHY is this news?????????????

    July 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  122. Pullmyfinger

    And I just farted... WHO CARES??!!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  123. Funny

    Damn, Lindsay is looking rough. Maybe the waitress was just trying to knock some sense into her? lol

    July 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  124. Jackson

    Lindsey 'yawn' Lohan...who gives a rats-ass!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  125. lamp

    I suppose it was the waitress' turn.. NEXT!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  126. Sure

    I'm sure she didn't do anything. And she's credible, because she's never lied before. People just walk up to other people all the time and hit them for no reason. Right... Maybe she needs a few more people hitting her; it might knock some sense into this grownup child.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  127. mike

    And then this one day, at band camp... BAM! HA-HA!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  128. Katherine

    I thought she was into girls this month? Is she playing both sides of the court or back to guys again? Do I really care? Hmm, maybe she just gets off on being in court on a regular basis.... ;) hahahaha

    July 2, 2010 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |
  129. Larry

    It wasn't the waitress she felt hit her. It was reality saying, "You're a used-up husk of a person at 24. Nice job."

    July 2, 2010 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |
  130. Anon

    Oh Lindsay, the world is full of people that want to PUNCH YOU lol.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
  131. Siavm

    There is a reason she was hit. She was just to drunk at the time to remember it.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
  132. CATom

    "The waitress puched me......for no reason"
    That would make an excellent t-shirt.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
  133. moto5858

    Gee, I am so shocked. We ALL want to punch you.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
  134. Maxton

    Why is this news worthy? She theoretically is not a celebrity, right? I understand she was in a bunch of crappy movies, but I doubt she needs extensive coverage.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  135. IDNC

    and we should care because ??????

    July 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Granmother5

      Because she got punch and did not do the punching. Caught off guard. Time for another snort.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
  136. LMAO

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Im willing to bet she deserved it, after all she does walk around like shes queen of the world, thanx joe!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  137. IDNC

    .. and we should all care because ...?????..

    July 2, 2010 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
  138. havoc

    And no one got a photo of the coke cloud that would have exploded from her face when she was punched? Who was the lucky waitress?

    .

    July 2, 2010 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  139. outawork

    Another slow news day!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
  140. jjdecor

    I'd be willing to bet she deserved that punch, heck just being such a moron makes her deserve the punch.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
  141. Lisa Simpson

    She should have kicked her teeth in..

    July 2, 2010 at 1:29 pm | Report abuse |
  142. Rolyat

    This girl has basically had the world dropped in her lap. Fame, possible fortune, movie stardom, etc. Any girl her age would die for the opportunities she has benn presented with. But this ding bat has made a disaster of her life and the process of no movie studios now want to do business with her has begun. Any wonder she's a mess ? Look at her parents. Dina thisnks she's 20 walking around with her long blond hair and a face full of lines. Your not a 23 year old Dina. You on the verge of being an dried up bag. And the father . . . . he's a first class mess with his 20 something girlfriends. I'm sure she closes her eyes when he strips down for a bump & grind session. The Lohan's. Don't you love them ?

    July 2, 2010 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Grandmother5

      I agree. Get rid of her mother, father and her so called friends (hanger ons). Have her in the real world she
      will learn to like herself and not need the booze , drugs, parents and the flash bulb happy friends.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm | Report abuse |
  143. Really?

    Stop the violence!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  144. Johanna

    Awesome! Good for that waitress! Lindsay obviousy did something to the poor girl, so she did what she had to and socked the little sleeze!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  145. whyisthisheadlinenews?

    Why is this headline news? Seriously, who gives a flying f***?????

    July 2, 2010 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  146. MadGreek

    She probably punched her for not leaving a tip or paying for the bill. If there was ever a person who was more deserving a punch, it might be Dina Lohan.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Conic

    Sure Lindsay. You had NOTHING to do with it. Yeah. We believe you.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  148. chele

    I'd like to punch her myself. She might want to get used to that. I'm sure I'm not alone.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
  149. Brian

    Punch her harder. If she complained about it she wasn't punched hard enough.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  150. Bull

    Not a hard enough punch.I don't see a black eye or fat lip on this tart.

    July 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  151. Karen

    Totally agree Lara... HAHA needs some serious help if they think any violance is funny and it makes "their day".

    July 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • Roger

      If she didn't press charges she probably didn't get badly hurt therefore its still worthy of being funny

      July 3, 2010 at 9:32 am | Report abuse |
  152. TexasJake

    Maybe some day she'll learn that clubbin is not the answer...drunk, stoned, or sober. This chick seriously needs to grow up before it's too late.

    July 2, 2010 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jangocat

      There's nothing wrong with going to clubs when your 24. It's called socializing, and pretty much all normal people her age do it. Plenty of time to stay home and watch TV when shes old.

      July 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Gail

      I agree texasjake, this girl will not make it into her 30's. She needs serious a intervention, and none of her family seems to realize this.

      July 2, 2010 at 4:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • JeyelleWoolv

      I disagree that normal 24 year olds socialize in that fashion regularly. I'm 24, and I dont have time nor money to go "clubbin'" or even to a bar but every two months or so. Know why? I'm too busy working an actual job to do that stuff, too busy being responsible and not committing slow suicide. I don't feel sorry for her for taking youthful indiscretions that far. Everyone else has to grow up eventually, why not her?

      July 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm | Report abuse |
  153. citizenUSA

    Lindsay, Lindsay... you punched yourself. Don't you remember standing in front of that mirror saying, "what are you looking at tramp?" Then WHAM!. None of us could believe it.

    July 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
  154. HAHA!!!???

    I'm not a fan of Lohan's; however, @HAHA if Lohan getting punched made your day, I must say that you have a sad life. Lohan needs help, yes, but so do you.

    July 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • FIGLU

      HERE HERE!!! The girl needs help–it's really sad what's been happening in her life by her own poor decisions; HOWEVER, NO ONE has the right to just go up and punch someone regardless of the reason. I hope Lindsay sues that chick.

      July 2, 2010 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ryan

      Figlu, BTW its Hear Hear... not Here Here ...lol

      July 2, 2010 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • omg

      Ryan...see what happens when you drop out from school...it is Here Here...FIGLU is right to begin with!!!
      And to the person above (or below wherever) who commented HAHA it made his/her day I'm sure only mean't to say it was entertaining news that made the day nothing personal to Linsay...gosh people if you cannot get it from a simple article read, it's your right but hold back on the comments! Leave them for those who can post something worthwhile or worthreading!

      July 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bearkat30

      omg – Really? What school did YOU go to? Hear Hear is the correct phrase:

      http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/178100.html

      July 2, 2010 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dave

      It is HEAR HEAR. it's based on English Parliamentary procedures. Still wanna brag about 'yer schoolin'?

      July 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • yoohoo

      Any other spelling nazi's care to comment about Here or Hear?

      July 2, 2010 at 2:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • rita

      @haha someone needs to punch u ...low life thats weak lol
      everyone else she deserved it....what the waitress did her parents should of done years ago lol

      July 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • MIKE

      Hey Dumbtard, it made my day too! Hopefully she got a few teeth knocked out. She deserves it. There is more to life than partying..if she wasn't in some stupid nightclub and at home where she belongs this would never have happened. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! WEEEEEE!!!!

      July 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • To the Spelling Nazi haters

      Any fool (that's you YOOHOO) who gets angry and calls someone a Spelling or Grammar Nazi is just letting us know that they are embarrassed (and angry) that they flunked English.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Voig Nederlander

      Actually, Ryan, it's "Hear, here." As in, "Listen to what this person is saying."

      It's best if, when correcting others, you get it right.

      July 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Nite Shayde

      Well, Voig Nederlander, looks like you need to do YOUR research before you correct someone. According the Oxford English Dictionary the correct form is Hear, hear. Shortened from Hear him, Hear him and is used to agree with the point being made by the speaker.

      It was used beginning in the 1600's and was shorted by the 1700's and still used today as a form of verbal applause in the House of Commons. Hear him was also commonly found in the King James bible as a command to listen.

      Look it up first before you decide to drool on yourself over the interwebs buddy.

      July 3, 2010 at 7:42 am | Report abuse |
    • CJ

      Maybe Lohan is the grammar Nazi; seems, all of a sudden, the spot light has shifted. Go back to arguing about Lindsay.

      July 3, 2010 at 7:59 am | Report abuse |
    • VerbalPainter

      Actually y'all iz all wrongems. 'Tis: "hurrr, hurrr!" – Nelly circa 1999 . P.E.A.C.E.

      July 4, 2010 at 9:59 am | Report abuse |
    • Bill

      Hair Hair!

      July 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Lara

    There had to be "reason" –maybe she did not like her "ankle" bracelet. Oh,well Lindsey another thing you'll have to get over.

    July 2, 2010 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  156. HAHA

    That's fabulous!!! This has made my day!

    July 2, 2010 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
  157. anon

    Dang it! The waitress beat me to it. "OMG – somebody punched me!!!!!" Everyone is bound to have that happen to them sooner or later. Move on Lohan.

    July 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Nate

      Haha, my thoughts exactly! At the very least, she deserves it. Maybe the punch knocked some sense into her.

      July 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • crystal

      Maybe she got what she deserved however, if it was Lindsey who punched her, the cops would have been called and an arrest who have been made. Make a point and have her arrested. No one is above the law.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • CJ

      I'm sure that Lohan is just a victim here... WHATEVER! People get punched all the time for no reason. Tuck your skirt in and get on with screwing up your life. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Usually a little slap will wake someone up, maybe the punch will wake her up.

      July 2, 2010 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • mabear

      Why did it take so long for someone to hit the ugly B. This is an uneducated woman who belongs in jail. She is an idiot and even dumber than Paris Hilton. Why doiesn't she just go away? She has no talent, no looks, and obviously no intelligence!

      July 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • AP

      you deserve it

      July 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Old Tame Lady

      It happens to everybody??? I'm 60 and have never been punched in the face.

      July 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • B

      I am so shocked this hasn't happened before now...I would have paid to see that!

      July 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • bailoutsos

      "a waitress allegedly socked Lohan. " - Now that is entertainment.

      July 2, 2010 at 4:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • jesus

      HMMMM, I guess somebody else came to the conclusion that Lindsay was a punching block.

      July 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joshua Daily

      I want to tip that waitress $100! Give me her name!

      July 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • capexcitemnt

      i have two questions . was the punch below the belt?

      July 3, 2010 at 12:07 am | Report abuse |
    • capexcitemnt

      was she wearing any underwear?

      July 3, 2010 at 12:15 am | Report abuse |
    • jonathan

      I just don't understand why there is so much hatred towards this little girl..She's an Amercan kid..like so many before her she got in trouble...believe me if it were your kid you'd show a lot more mercy...see what I can do for you all on judgment day...

      July 3, 2010 at 9:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • freethinker

      yes she is just a kid as we all were at some point, but if my kid did half the stuff she has gotten away with, my daughter would be in jail, not partying with movie stars.

      July 3, 2010 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • john cq

      24 going on 34, it's possible to burn out your youth fast

      July 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • bob48burg

      People get punched all the time for no reason? Really? Where do you live?

      July 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Really

      Where do you people hang out where getting punched is normal, "it will happen sooner or later". If getting punched is normal, it sounds like those of you judging her have more issues than she does, get some help.

      July 5, 2010 at 1:47 am | Report abuse |
  158. Cannibal

    Hell yeah!

    July 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  159. Jaxson13

    ....and THEN you'd punch her. Ha!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Jon

    Donkey punch!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  161. DonkeyKong

    Donkey punch her next time!!!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  162. JohnBoy

    Ease up, guys, this little girl doesn't like guys, she likes girls. What a waste!

    July 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm | Report abuse |
  163. Frau Schmidt

    This girl is so screwed up that does not know the difference between man and woman. I bet you she will become a tranny like Cher's daughter.

    July 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  164. What?

    You're an idiot.

    July 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |

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