Welcome to the Weeklies Cheat Sheet, a sift through the headlines on the latest celebrity magazine covers.
We're not actually going to read them for you, but we will let you know what the top stories are - because how else will you pick out a magazine in the supermarket checkout line?
In this week's round-up, we're still talking about Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi (who knew so many people cared so deeply about a reality show romance?).
Beyonce can burn as many calories as she needs wit me in her bed.
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