June 16th, 2010
07:48 AM ET

The Situation makes foray into music

In case you haven’t had enough “Jersey Shore” in your life, you can indulge in Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s auto-tune drenched, fist-pumping dance single, "The Situation," now available for purchase on all digital retail outlets.

Sorrentino teamed up with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class and the Disco Fries to create this “Jersey Shore” musical spawn, and TMZ posted a 50-second clip of this migraine of a song.

After the introduction lyrics - “We got a situation here" - about half of the brief clip is comprised of “Whoa, Whoa, Situation,” repeated over a background of what sounds like air-raid blasts and an anxiety-inducing techno beat mix.

Later in the song, we get to the real substance: "The motherf'in Situation/ What the hell are you lookin' at? / Can a DJ get in like that/ Grab some [expletive], drink some 'yac/ I ain't doin' [expletive] 'til I get my cash/ Where the ladies at?/ I ain't at a bar to get drunk alone/ I'm gonna take a hottie home." It's like all of the life lessons from an episode of “Jersey Shore” in a nice little package of a song.

So yes, those lyrics may be simple, but the Sitch is only trying to make you dance. "We connected in the studio and had a great time putting together something that fans can just have a good time and dance to," Sorrentino said of the song in a statement.

Production duo Disco Fries added, "We premiered it out this past weekend and had the dance floor rockin’ – it was obvious we had to get this out for the DJ’s ... all the haters need to smile when they listen to this one."

Are you smiling yet? And, more importantly, will you be purchasing "The Situation?" It's okay, you can tell us - we won't judge.


soundoff (14 Responses)
  1. Laura

    I think I'll pass......gas....or pass out...now all these reality stars go into music....this situation is mighty grim....anyway,I;ll say Blessings & Peace

    June 18, 2010 at 6:14 am | Report abuse |
  2. joe

    We are witnessing the demise of civilization.

    June 17, 2010 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  3. limos4less

    yeah,

    Production duo Disco Fries added, "We premiered it out this past weekend and had the dance floor rockin’ – it was obvious we had to get this out for the DJ’s ... all the haters need to smile when they listen to this one."

    June 17, 2010 at 4:52 am | Report abuse |
  4. mushymushroom

    I saw this on TMZ like two days ago, this is super funny. As in, I thought the guys from TMZ were making it up...but...well it's true.

    We realy got a situation here...a really awful situation.

    June 16, 2010 at 8:59 pm | Report abuse |
  5. JJay Boyd

    You're a musicless genius. You should only achieve what Richie Valenz and The Big Bopper achieved. And soon.

    June 16, 2010 at 6:48 pm | Report abuse |
  6. thehenderson

    I am speachless (other than when I said I was speachless)

    June 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm | Report abuse |
  7. DeLiRon

    Oh Dear God!!!!! Please let him go away!!!!!

    June 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Eduard from Russia

    I've got a feelin that tonight's gonna be our good night, right, MadCityBabe? Cuz I'll fly for u right from the middle of Siberia...

    June 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
  9. MadCityBabe

    omg the Situation is SUCH a TOOL

    June 16, 2010 at 12:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Eduard from Russia

      I've got a feelin that tonight's gonna be our good night, right, MadCityBabe? Cuz I'll fly for u right from the middle of Siberia..

      June 16, 2010 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
  10. s

    This article had me on the floor laughing, tears coming out! "After the introduction lyrics – “We got a situation here" – about half of the brief clip is comprised of “Whoa, Whoa, Situation,” repeated over a background of what sounds like air-raid blasts and an anxiety-inducing techno beat mix."......... If he can put out a song, then anyone can. William Hung is looking good right about now. Seriously stop making people famous for no apparent reason.

    June 16, 2010 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
  11. Pam

    I'm rather listen to a hundred screaming toddlers in a chucky cheese than anything he puts out

    June 16, 2010 at 9:21 am | Report abuse |
  12. Sean

    It's the beginning of the END OF THE WORLD!

    June 16, 2010 at 8:56 am | Report abuse |
  13. Olivia V

    This is an excellent article.

    June 16, 2010 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |

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