May 26th, 2010
08:01 PM ET
Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my babies.
That was my homage to Shania "I Think She'd Be a Better Judge Than Kara DioGuardi" Twain.
The show just began, and I suspect that we are in for at least an hour's worth of lovefest for Simon Cowell.
I am still in denial that he is leaving. I mean, I still haven't gotten over the loss of Paula Abdul.
By the end of this evening, we will have our new "American Idol" winner, either Crystal "MamaSox" Bowersox or Lee DeWyze. Thank you, Chicago, for our finalists.
Right out the gate, I hear the words "paint salesman." Lord knows I will miss that (not!)
May the best guitarist/singer/songwriter win!
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