The “P” in P. Diddy just acquired a whole new, more literal meaning.

Martin Silver, the owner of Georgi Vodka, is demanding an apology from Sean “Diddy” Combs after the hip-hop mogul made defamatory (albeit elementary) observations about rivaling vodka brands.

“If you’re not drinking Ciroc Vodka, then you’re drinking pee pee,” Diddy told partiers at Greenhouse, a popular New York City nightclub. Diddy has a 50 percent profit share in the French label vodka, Ciroc and according to the New York Post, has recently begun referring to himself as “Ciroc Obama.”

As retaliation, beverage tycoon Silver did what any normal, vengeful person would do - attempt to send the hip-hop mogul a toilet bowl full of vodka. FULL POST