The gang has arrived in Saint Lucia, where Jake is happy to be after "all that emotion" last week. He admits that Ali leaving the show for her work was disappointing and wonders, in a clumsy, post-production chop job sort of way, how she's doing.
In San Francisco, Ali says she can't sleep since leaving the show. She will not give up on Jake and pledges to win his heart. I'm thinking a Facebook fan page in his honor.
Back to the island, where Gia shows up in her Jennifer Beals top and Daisy Duke shorts. Will her tribute to 1983 clash with Jake's love of 1988 on their date? Jake then asks Gia if she likes boats, forgetting the fact that they were on a boat for the hometown date.
After what Jake referred to as an "awesome" date, the two have dinner on the beach. Jake says Gia looks beautiful with that "tiara-looking thing" on her head, and compliments Gia for "being deep." Who knew referring to the Empire State Building as the one with the "pointy thing" meant being the next Nietzsche? The two head to the fantasy suite, where Jake's impressed with the bubble bath because it has bubbles.
The second date is with Tenley, and Jake's so excited about touring the island with her that he just can't hide it. The two picnic in a rainforest, which Tenley has trouble identifying. That night, the two have dinner near a hotel pool, where they dance to music added in post-production. Jake and Tenley then head to the fantasy suite, where Jake says he loves Tenley for her values, morals and temperament. With pickup lines like that, no wonder he used to be "Mr. Dateless."
The final date is with Vienna, and they're spending the day on a pirate ship! Jake puts on an eyepatch and fails to channel his inner Patch from "Days of Our Lives." Jake promises this date will be awesome - that's two!
The two make out all over the ship, and Vienna fires a cannon between smooches. Jake then pushes Vienna off the plank and into the water. Jake declares the date awesome - that's three! Honestly, we need the Count from "Sesame Street" doing the voiceovers instead of Chris Harrison.
At dinner, Jake asks Vienna what she likes in rings. Vienna says she prefers onion skinny, princess cut bands with some bling. The two head to the fantasy suite's bed, where they'll eat, sleep and possibly build a little fort.
Jake is now alone in his hotel room, preparing for the rose ceremony, when the phone rings. Did he forget to pay his minibar tab? Nope, it's Ali, and she wants to come back. After several minutes of post-production editing hilarity, Jake tells her to stay home, saying he's pushed feelings for her aside. Ali is completely heartbroken, as she's without Jake and may have learned a painful financial lesson on international dialing.
At the rose ceremony, Jake sends Gia home, saying the relationship was a little too "start/stop," and that his feelings were stronger toward Vienna and Tenley. Gia cries, Jake's heart breaks and I'm eager to put the Olympics back on.
Next week, it's the women (sort of) telling all! An update on former contestants! The return of Rozlyn! More not-so-clever editing!
What did you think of this week's "Bachelor" episode?
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ok so yeah we all know how its gonna end.. the smart 1 he is.. jake is gonna pick vienna and then tenley is gonna end up as the next batachalorette just like that happened to jake. my question. doesnt jake read the news and the tabloids about her past.. ovbiously not because hes keeping this bimbo vienna.
I don't like Vienna at all...my vote is for Tenley
I don't like the way the woman act so slutty/trashy – so I don't watch it anymore. Could be fewer women so the show doesn't go on for so long with the same trash week after week.
I did like the show when it first come on.
Actually one of the best things to make the next show more exciting would be if MICHELLE was the Bachelorette! It would be something to see her having to choose 1 out of 25 and then she would probably have the preacher at the final rose ceremony so they could tie the knot right away because her mom wants a grandchild so badly. And she'd probably arrange to have a bed there too so as soon as they said "I DO" they "WOULD".
roflmao at THAT picture
The show is a cure to insomnia.
Hidie: Most of us don't have anything else to do. It's like a " game show" . Ho or Ho will he pick , sorry did I say Ho-- who oh who will he pick?? I need to get a life, right ?? TV doesn't have much to pick from. I have 350 channels - nothing good to look at- Most are reality shows , ohhhh, how i would love a good drama show. So sick of reality shows, but they are cheaper to produce– the Almighty dollar– to hell with entertainment!!
Too bad he let go Gia...She the one of the few that did not speak ill of any of the other girls & left the show with class.. wouldn't want a man who cries all the time....Thank God Jillian let him go...Lets bring back Gia for the next bachehorlette.....
Now I understand why Jake was dateless in H.S.
Why bring back Ali didn't she have a job that she had to go back to???
I can't beleive " V " is only 23 yrs old ! ! I think she looks around in her 30's or 40's .. She looks like she has been around the block many times!! Pity her, she is so pathic, pitiful, etc -These girls will be lucky, if "sleeze ball " doesn't pick any of them and goes back under his rock- he got what he wanted that he counld't get in real life. Who would want him ??
why do any of you care who Jake picks...none of it is real....it's SHOW TIME....
To Sherron : Please don't wish Jake on us again ! I say good riddence! We need a new cast , get rid of the reruns!! Jake is such a cry baby! I wouldn't want my man to be a cry baby all the time , I prefer him to be strong for me . NO more Jake or " V" ! ! !
Vienna is not ugly. You all are just mad because he didn't pick your favorite.
Think of it this way, do you really wish that boor on your favorite bachelorette? Consider the rejected to be the fortunate ones who escaped with their dignity.
I laughed my ___ off when those girls warned him about Vienna a few weeks back and he punched their tickets home then and there ! ('do I have to give out all the roses?')
Especially ironic because he had done the same thing to Gillian about the Wester.
That Jake guy is a loser who still has mommy issues (perfect son).
I'm guessing he's not all that much into women.
Get rid of all the girl's Have Jake to start over... Have a second show of the Bachelor! I need a new position witha new title!!!! Jake need help and truth love.
I just can't understand why Jake likes Vienna....Look at her! She is so ugly
wow, I didn't know that about Vienna. thanks jj for sharing that. may she rot in _ _ _ _!
I love how Vienna says on the show that she's never been in love even though she was married and her husband was serving in Iraq..while she emptied his bank account and had breast implants with the cash. LOSER
unfortunately, it's vienna. they deserve each other. so disappointed.
This show was difficult to watch this season.
Jake's made some really poor choices.
Tenley, From the get go, let everyone know she
was one of the walking wounded. She needs
to spend some quality alone time with herself
and ponder what happened, in her marriage
she not ready for another other relationship
and it would not be fair to Jake.
then there's Vienna, she too clingy,
and Gia who has strong trust issues.
They all have baggage, big time
and of course, Jake picked them
as his final three.
the only healthy person Jake dated was Ali.
she saw the writing on the wall, and bolted,
giving work as the excuse.
She should be the next bachlorette,
Watching this show, the feeling I get most is....one of these girls is going to get stuck with this extremely dull dull dull man. I did call him dull didn't I? Want to make sure because Jake is extremely extremely dull dull dull.
Ali, thank your lucky stars girl!! What could you have possibly been thinking other than its fun to win at anything you compete at but sweetpea the prize for winning this game is Jake, ya know? God help whomever has to claim this dull dull dull man.
The only question that remains is who WINS and by that I mean who is the next Bachelorette: Ali or Gia???
Both are too good for this loser, Jake and my guess is Ali would be the best choice for the role.
Didn't think much of Gia at first, but she wins the oscar for best acting when she told Jake that he picked 2 great gals.
Tenley keeps saying she's over her ex, but somehow keeps bringing her divorce up into every conversation.
Vienna is a princess, spoiled brat who must have her way.
If this is what Jakes looks for in a liife partner he will be logging extra flying time just to be away from any of them.
interesting how none of the girls can talk, except baby talk- Ali can whine like none other- Vienna is a HO and Jake is pathetic. Done watching!
How much do they get paid for this crappy show??!! These desperate women are either sluts or whores ( Is there a difference??) They are a disgrace to womanhood!! He is a forever bachelor and a sleeze ball !! Disgusting!! I hope they start with a completely new cast !! Fed up with all the reruns!!
Jake will choose Vienna and breaks Tenley's heart. Hopefully she can recover from this one. There's a rumor right now that Jake and Vienna broke up already. And Ali will be the next bachelorette.
Jake is a good guy but this is quite an acting job he's doing on this show. That said, none of these girls are right for him and I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't pick any of them.
If Jake was my son I'd have him in therapy! He cries too much and is a big fat liar..he wants sex with the blonde with the big teeth and grungy look, and it is clear that he wants nothing to do with the rest of the bimbos... and this season is a 'cartoon'. Sucks! Let the camera crew in the bedroom with jake and grungy big teeth so we can see it fall apart!!!!!
I used to think Jake was awesome. Now I understand why he was "Mr. Dateless" in high school. He's boring, has no personality, and is too "nice" to be really attractive.
Used to watch it all the time. Once Ali left.. I am done. Hope he picks
the blonde, he will forever regret letting Ali go.. Vienna just wants to
win.. no use for a husband .. she has a twisted relationship with her
Dad.. Good Luck Jake.. Not watching any more of these shows..
BORING>> over and over again.. Same stuff.. different faces..
Jake is definitely the worst Bachelor ever!!!! PLEASE do not bring back any more leftovers from previous shows. If I hear one more "amazing" line to every girl he dates, I'm going to throw up. He is soooooo Jake the Fake! He really does deserve scumbag Vienna!
I have never seen any of the Bachelor's shows. I watched a few episodes of this one because of the drama of one been kicked out for sleeping with a cast member. I think that was reality at its best, what Jake says to these women every night and what they say in return is like a soap opera. That reminded me why I don't watch soap operas.
I never never watch ever did this week just to see it for myself after Bonnie Hunt had me ROFL showing the fake emotional scenes with the dopey dude when the girl left (she will thank her lucky stars someday). I hope he picks the ugly one with the pinched face, Jennifer I think.
You have to catch Bonnie's update each week it is too too funny. They showed close close up of him wiping away non existent tears.
And those parents need their heads examined, yes sleep with my daughter even though she only has a 1 in 4 chance fo you picking her. But we get to be on tv, guess you wouid have to expect dopey parents of dopey women who would lower their standards to be on a show like this or just be skanks as stated above.
BUT REALLY CATCH BONNIE TOO TOO FUNNY. USUALLY ON TUES SHE DOES THE UPDATE.
After many years of avoiding this show, I finally gave in to watch one episode last week out of sheer boredom. It was "Fake Jake" and his harem of hussies. Wow, this show is truly a waste of PrimeTime TV.
At first glance, I thought maybe Ali was a good match for him, but during that contrived, pitiful, b.s. story about her job, she should disappear for good. (I do believe as some others do, that she pulled that stunt because she knew she probably was not going to be picked by FJ, so she could come back as the next bachelorette.) Tingly, or whatever her name is, has a voice that is like chalk on a blackboard, and acts like she's 8, so she should be sent packing, too. Vienna, well, that's the one he will pick...she is the most unattractive, trashy one...it makes perfect sense. Gia seemed pretty and nice, but rumor has it she has a BF who owns a restaurant in NY, ah well. Who really cares, anyway???
I think Tenley would be good for him but Jake seems to like the younger/immature girls if he goes for Vienna. Plus shes a giant comapred to him and her hair is bleach blonde and she has frog eyes. Plus you can tell she is totally using him for his mula. Rozlyn is gonna be on the reunion? OMG that should be entertaining to watch. I lvoed Rozlyn even though you can tell she wasn't even feeling jake the 1st day.
This has got to be the stupidest, cheesiest, Bachelor season yet. I used to love this show, but am done with it.
I would rather watch Swiffer Sweeper (romancing of the mops and brooms) then "The Bachelor"....The commercials make more sense.
Is Jake trying to fake us all out? He can't be serious about Vienna?? OMG, she is a party girl and and looking just for that. Is that really what Jake is about? I have go agree with others regarding the overuse of the word "amazing" by Jake. The only thing amazing is that the show is ending, but first we have to endure all the venom and crying next Monday before we can see an outcome!
This show has really taken a turn for the worst - how insipid - first of all – c'mon Jake - I know, I know we can't blame you for being male – but honestly - someone needed to help you with the script! They did? Fire them ... It really doesn't sound sincere when you tell all 3 gals that you have fallen in love with all of them- did you see their faces when you said that? Especially if you really did sleep with all 3 of them - couldn't you have said, "I want you all to know this is a very difficult situation - you are all beautiful and I wish that this was Saudi Arabia, then I could marry all 3 of you! But alas, I can't -so I need to let one of you go - and I tossed a coin - (ok don't say that last line) but someone must think that anyone stupid enough to watch the show doesn't really deserve to have a modicum of truth interjected - next year - why don't you take the bachelorettes to Paris - and do something a little different - I think we are all tired of seeing the girls in their scantily clad outfits just to make the ratings pop - how about really making us believe in romance? Audrey Hepburn/Cary Grant days? Ok, ok, but really being such a schmuck doesn't help the ratings either.
I could go on ... and on ...
dull. boring. predictable. this is one of the worst seasons yet. jake is bland to say the least.
Very very "deep and Awesome"!!..really...NOT!!! They are killing me HA HA HA ha har I can't wait for the end.
This season can be summed up in 4 words.
"awesome", "amazing", "journey", "ex-husband"
These are the keywords you will hear about 40 times each episode.
I love the comments, and looks like most of us agree, that Vienna is pushy, aggressive and makes an impression of a trailer trash.
Jake clearly not using his head to think. If he is looking for a wife, Tenley is a better choice over Vienna.
Yes, Tenley is naive but honest, and would be a faithful wife to an airline pilot.
This show should be re-named "The Barf-elor".
I read the internet spoilers weeks ago – and the only reason I have kept watching was to see if they came true...which so far they have. So in a couple of weeks Jake will choose the ugliest girl from this seasons cast. He will choose the Ho-iest girl from this seasons cast. He wll choose the most annoying girl from this seasons cast. He will choose the most conniving and bitchy girl from this seasons cast.
He deserves her. He deserves to end up with Vienna – because he is an idiot.
He was warned countless times about how horrible she was, what a bitch she was, and yet he did not listen. On several occasions she walked into a private one on one conversation – and took over the moment. And what does Jake do? He sat there while she was being rude beyond belief.......AND LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT!
I have now gotten to the point where I am glad he picks her. They deserve each other.
Oh and by the way ABC – this is the one and only show on your network that I ever watched.
After this debaucle – I will no longer watch any of your programs.
Jake is a creep! waaahhhh waaahhhh! He deserves Vienna and her creepy father! The Ali story line is so made up – pathetic!
um sorry dawn but same sex-gendered folk don't like God or Jesus so ....NO you can't use the word marriage; if they want a life partner certificate fine !!! But marrieage is God's word for loving couple committment; is it just me or are they trying to give love a new definition the way they do everything else... These cry babies aren't happy unless they can ruin stuff for all the other normal people just as in the "american idol"...
That same sex gender stuff is an abnormality ...duh
Get a grip and yes again Marriage is a God/ Jesus/ bible word...;
you don't like the Holy Bible you don't get to use the terminology invented by a Holy Creator God ...period.
Jake the fake is a hypocrite(i also agree with lynnsky, heavenly creature and fugi1); he's milking the cow before he takes them to the butcher !!! Would of been hilarious if Tenley (who deserves to be the next bachelorette) had the nerve to leave him the way Ali did ???
" Uh sorry Jake, don't think i'm the girl for you..." Giving Gia an opportunity to open up and meet his family, Duh !!!
Cause vienna gave him the goods in his fantasy suite and maybe Gia's boobs didn't look real enough for him; but i agree Tenley or Gia should be next bacholorette.
Who wants to watch tearless Ali the manipulator play hard to get emotional barfing games with other men for an entire season ??? It's bad enough Jake ruined it for nice guys everywhere with his crybaby routine (i agree with jstar and shannon). BOO- Hoo- Ho !!! She was the first chic outta the limo and had him wrapped around her fingers or so she thought...; back to life ....back to reality. Worse bachelor ever !!! Thank God for the Olympics. Team USA all the way !!!
In the end Jake will pick WES !
Haha... they hook up after he reunion show and make a wonderful couple.
When Jake was asked about the remaining women he said he was falling in love with Gia and Tenley. But said he was in LOVE with Vienna. Game set match! How could he pick her?? She has bigger shoulders than Dwight Howard. Has a pouch, Crossed eyes,bleached hair. Slut kine Tats. Legs like a fullback. AGRRRHH
Honestly, this show makes young, white yuppies look pathetic and boring. Rush is more exciting. Gia was on the outs after her Mafioso half nit wit brother bragged then threatened Mr. Clean with knowing people who could knock him off. How old is Tenley? Ten? She sure acts like it. Vienna with her deer in the head lights look should steer clear of Mr. Clean if she doesn't want to end up a bored housewife. As for Ali, what an annoying cry baby, she doesn't deserve any man she needs a shrink and a shot of tequila. Hey producers of this lame show the only thing keeping y'all afloat is a bunch of sex and relationship starved white women who tune in each week to watch this crap.
I like Jef'e in Boise's comment above. I think it would make a great show!!! It would increase the waistline.
What does it matter when the final "couple" won't stay together/get married in real life anyway!
You know, I think there was a small hint as to the end result in a short snippet of an interview Jake gave weeks ago... he said something to the effect that "I did what I had to do, I was true to myself"... I think he picked... NOBODY! We'll see. I too think Vienna is a boy dressed up as a girl... something about her is very UNappealing. Tenley is cute and sweet, but I don't see a real match there. I think he picked NOBODY and I think Ali will be next season's Bachelorette, if she can get over Jake quickly enough. We'll see.
WOW! Truely "amazing". . . that ANYONE thinks this is really "reality TV"! Of course, it's somewhat scripped! If it wasn't it would either be an "amazing" bore or catfight at least at some point. And although I watch, I know that it's as real as any of the other "amazing" reality shows on. This one just happens to be on prime time and ABC – which for that hour or so perhaps stands for "Amazing Bunch of Children"? I do find it "amazing" that most of the comments are bashing ALL those left – Jake, Tenley and Vienna. If anyone thinks this is TRUELY "amazing" REALITY TV, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you. It goes over the swamp land for a semi-"amazing" price.
I think the producers need to "open up" about where they find the contestants and they need to understand that they aren't that "amazing" and that we don't "love several of them". The show isn't that "amazing" but the contestants are actually and literally "crazy".
I'm just trying to be "real". I feel "awesome" for getting that off my silicone chest.
jake seems a nice guy but his taste on women is very poor. i just can't figure out what he sees on vienna. he acknowlegded that his relationship[ with vienna is immatured. if tha's the case "what are you thinking dude" vienna is a typical brat .when she came out from the bedroom with a lingerie , i told to myself this girl has no class at all.she was more than ready to throw herself to jake. i am sorry i may be too conservative to watch the show.i do'nt believe women should throw themselves to men. just toooooo degrading for me.
Please, please please get rid of Vienna... she is such a loser... Tenley is so sweet – i hope she smacks Vienna... Ali is missed – she should have never left... maybe she can be the next bachelrette...
I used to like the Bachelor... this is just nuts... so bad... soooo bad!
Here is the official count of the most popular words used on "The Bachelor" 2/15/10:
1. "AMAZING" as in....St. Lucia is soooo amazing. You look amazing... this experience is amazing.
They used "amazing" 26 times in last nites show. Mostly by Jake. Never by Tenley.
2. "AWESOME" as in.....you are soooo awesome. You look awesome. The hotel is awesome. Really?
"Awesome" was awesomely used 9 times.
3. "CONNECTION" or variations like "connected" or "connect". As in, we have an awesome connection.
Used 6 times.... sometimes in connection with awesome or amazing.
4. "CRAZY" as in.....this helicoper ride is crazzzzy. A previous Jake favorite, only used 3 times in last nites show.
Somebody must have told him it sounded really stupid. Crazy.
Pretty sure Jake is really gay. Vienna gets the final rose. The producers could care less because it's great TV.
Ali will be the next "Bachelorette"......AMAZING.
I was hoping Jake would pick Ali all along. To see that it's Vienna and Tenley left is disappointing. Vienna is definitely too immature for him and a Daddy's girl. Tenley talks about her divorce as if she isn't over all that yet. Whoever he picks, it won't last.
What did I think? Boring.
It's scripted, and therefore fake, and even if it's not, it's pointless anyway. The only 'good' thing is watching my wife believe it.
Get ready for Ali being announced as the new Bachelorette.
This is reality TV and the writers had to come up with some kind of drama as compared to last year's mess with Jason picking his new bride dumping her before the show ended, picking that idiot Molly instead...but it was drama....then for this year year they get rid of cute Ali because her job wants her back or ELSE or no job...which was a weak attempt at drama.
I just DON'T get what Jake sees in Vienna and all her horribly fake gone wrong blonde hair....damn the roots of it all !
Last year I couldn't wait for Jason to find his true love but as each episode went on I knew that all of it was just a show for ratings, that none it felt real. Then, the bachelorette w/ Jilian & the whole Ed coming back thing really convinced me that this show has to be a hoax! I tried to get into it this year & you came up w/ Eli leaving because of her being in jeopardy of losing her job I told myself again to turn it off, it's no real life! Sorry to say this will be my LAST time I watch the bachelor or the bachelorette.
He's a big chicken and won't pick any of them.
OK...this is Gold Jerry, GOLD!!!
This is total (TV) Reality TV GOLD!!
The Biggest Loser meets The Bachelor or Bachelorette
Take a group of chunky contestants that may or may not "have what it takes" to whip themselves into shape to be a proper hottie, all part of the drama. Who will drop the 30-40 lbs for the chance to be with The Bachelor/Bachlorette? Will he or she keep someone that is sneak eating the Milkyway out of the pantry? Will Bubba be pissed that Daisy does't realize that JimBob hasn't been dropping wieght? Will Dee-yana get bent that Bolt does not see that Lola has added a second chin?
That man chick and the tough guy girly man from The Biggest Loser can work out the contestants, where The Bachelor/Bachlorette can't see who is really dedicated to winning their hearts.....
And the kicker....
The Rose Ceremony, brought to you by Dove Valentine Roses!
"Will you accept this rose, on the promise that you won't eat it as soon as you are out of site?"
Too bad for Gia, she was the best one there, now all that's left is a phony blonde Red Neck and Twinkle toes little girl blue.
This show is ridiculous but at the same time the cheezy humor is good for a laugh. I loved how Vienna was talking about how she has never been in love, but admitted to Jake last night that she was in love with him. Hasn't she been married before!? How have you been married but never in love!? They are all losers....
I kept going back and forth with the Olympics and commercials. I only cut out on Ali completely; she is so obvious, from the start when she chose to reprimand Vianna like her mommy. The only woman there is Vianna, the rest are girls acting for Jake's sake. Will he chose a girl or a woman?
Can it get any worse? Chris Harrison should just hand them their scripts to read – it would mean alot less editing...
Deep is right. "cool", "amazing", "awesome" and these are ADULTS?
Puhleeze, I liked Jake at first, now he comes over as a woosie cry baby and has absolutely no clue about women. Hang onto your plane honey because you're gonna be flying solo for quite awhile!
Such an AMAZING show!
Guys usually like a slut but when it comes to marriage..they want the 'girl next door'. So Tenley wins....AMAZINGLY!
This show is a joke! I watch it when i need a really good laugh!
Doesn't every guy just want Ali to come back so we can see her in a bathing suit?
Ali was pulling a POWER PLAY.She deserves what Jake did. He was a bit wise.The other girls have issues also. She should NOT be next bachlorette! Jake got a bad batch of 25 girls. In the end ,i believe he is smart enough to pick NONE! GO JAKE GO!
He picks vienna. Just read realitysteve.com
Who knows, maybe it will be like the last bachelor and he will choose Vienna, but then come back and announce that it was a mistake and wants to be with Ali.
Jake deserves Vienna. No wonder he couldn't get a date in High School. Oh well, he can have the hottest girl in the trailer park or the one who likely talks baby talk in bed. Good Luck.
what's so entertaining about a bunch of guys or gals running around chasing one person for the BIG catch, trying to be sexy, sleeping, swapping spit and having sex (who wants sloppy 2nds,3rd, etc). You know the whole episode is controlled by the producers. Two season ago, this all came out, I haven't watched it since. It's comical seeing the commercial trying to entice viewers to watch the program. When it first aired, yes they was competing for $1M and the show was a little more interesting. What happened to that? Same crap every season. This is differently a fairy tale show looking for that Cinderella or Prince Charming ending. Life don't always work that way, and yes there was a couple that met on the show and it worked out. I think the only reason people watch the show, is it resembles those daytime soap shows; you gotta know what going to happen next.
Stop the hate on Ali. If you remember early in the show she was confused how Jake could fall for someone (Vienna the skank) so completely different from her (normal). I think most women looking for a serious relationship would question that. Doesn't necessarily make her a bitch.
You guys are more entertaining than the show! Yep, Jake is the lamest bachelor in show history :(
Ali chose job over Jake because she claimed she would lose her job if she stays. Now she wants him back, not concerned about her job. The basic rule of life is to make a decision with full confidence. Hey Ali, you are NOT READY for a love. However, you will find a better guy off screen. The Bachelor/ette is designed to be a money-making reality disaster.
Why do these woman talk in baby talk? The nasal tone of their voices is absolutely unbearable!! Didn't they consider this when casting them! The show is terrible but the voices are the worst...yikes!
If Jake was my son and brings home Vienna, I'll smack the s$@t out of him.
Ali is smokin!
I think Vienna looks like a Drag Queen. Maybe he's into guys.
I was blinded by Jakes good look but then....he danced. Oh noooo! I don't care how good looking you are, you better know how to move those skinny legs....lol
I would call this "the hopeless Bachelor season ever". It has been boring beyond belief, and hopeless because aside from the physical attraction Jake feels for Vienna, he has absolutely zero chemistry with any of the other girls left or gone. if I could have a dollar for every time he said last night that he was in love with the three remaining women, I could have retired rich today..... booooorrrrriiiiinnnngggg. Besides, this time around, the fact that the 'cat is out of the bag' and we are told that Vienna is 'the one' at the end took away any left over interest to watch the show until the very end. I think it's about time that "The Bachelor/ette" franchise be put to rest. It's so repetitive (even reading 3 TIMES!!! last night the 'invitation from Chris' to the so called 'fantasy suite' was just too much already!) it adds to the boredom of the contestants. Even the alleged attempt at a return by Ali, lacked any emotion or sincerity. She was as fake as Gia's chest.......
I think that if he chooses Vienna he will be making one of the biggest mistakes of his life. She is one of those females that will nag and nag and nag until she gets exactly what she wants or she will manipulate him to no end. I really really hope he chooses Tenley. She is sweet and adorable. She deserves a happy ending after what she has been through. But I will admit that it doesn't seem like she will make the cut. Jake has been too obsessed with wondering if she is over her ex-husband. I think he might take the safe road (HA!) and go with Vienna. She is a dirty dirty woman. I think she will sleep with any guy who shows a tiny, remote interest in her.
You people are all like "I'm sooooooooo done with the Bachelor after this one!" Yeah freaking right...you'll watch the next one, and the next, and the next. I quit watching THIS ONE after trying to endure Vienna at like week 3...holy crap, annoying. Now I get my updates from trashazines and blogs like this...I don't even need to see these morons to be annoyed by them. But...*sigh*... I'll probably tune in for the next one, not gonna lie, train wrecks are entertaining.
Michelle: If you're planning a vacation there, please reconsider...you saw only the good. Tons of poverty; depending on where you stay, the locals don't like tourists (complete opposite of Bermuda if you've ever been there.)
My first night there, I ran into a newly married couple who were leaving. Their advice: act the complete obnoxious American and demand everything or they'll ignore you and you'll get nothing.
If you look up skank in the dictionary there is now
a picture of Vienna.
He is a LIAR; no, I mean an actor:
It is all an act, check out IMDB. Jake has been in some shows on TV; not a very promising career. I doubt he works as a commercial pilot (maybe, once back in the day)
Jake's a pilot – at least they made a big deal of it. Would anyone want to fly with this guy? I'm worried about his decision-making ability. You need to a lot better than that in the air to survive a career alive.
I thought that the island of St.Lucia was beautiful. I am already planning a vacation there. That was the only good thing about the show.
When do their ex's come to visit? Oh wait, I'm confusing The Bachelor with the Rock of Love!!!
I think Vienna is angling for a shot at Playboy....I think Gia is destined to appear as a centerfold and why not? She's already modeling swimsuits and lingerie...its a small step now to dating more sports figures and getting Hef's attention. Although she did show more class when she left...but probably because she already got what she wanted...and believe me...its not some two bit pilot from Texas.
Tenley SEEMS too good for him....and if a guy was really looking for a wife....her little heart seems ready to love (gag)....but again...this guy doesn't really appear to "have an amazing connection" with her. She should go home...and get over this wooden headed okie.
Vienna is a hoah....and this is her big bid for the 15 minutes of fame and a shot at the girls next door....I can't see her holding up against the likes of Holly, Bridget and Kendra....but now that the twins got booted next door....maybe Hef could cash in a little Viennese fake pastry.
This show demonstrates just how crazy and insecure women are.
I really don't like Jake and feel sorry for the whole group involved in this that their lives are so shallow. If it wasn't for the snow storm I'd be doing something else.
Out of this selection, I liked Tenley the best but agree she talks about her ex too much and is a bit whimpish.
Jake has fun and laughs with Vienna–that is why he picks her even though few people–the other girls, people from her past–like her. I suspect the girls disliked her because Ali egged it on and because Jake liked her so much. Ali is a manipulative whiny bully. Vienna is incredibly self centered and disrespectful to others–obvious in the way she interferes with others time wit Jake.
Jake is very fake–how can anyone fall for four women in a matter of weeks and fall out of love so quickly? How can any one say all of the same things to and about all of those women and actually be considered truthful? How many times can we hear someone is amazing, or drop-dead georgous.
Gia was boring and not very bright. Most ofg the women on this show are. Ali is a little smarter but stiff and not warm.
Seriously, the only reason to go on a show like this is for fame so how can you believe that there's any real truth behind any of these people's intentions.
Wow I can see the next season line up. Tinley on DANCING WITH THE STARS and Ali the next BACHELORETTE.
Jake is an idiot. GIA FOR NEXT BACHELORETTE
I think Jake will be very sorry about the outcome he has set up for himself. Ali and Gia were great girls....for him to have either would have been a great match. Now he has kept Vienna...which he said himself she is immature, and Tenley a girl that is I think star struck not in love...who could get a divorce a year ago and fall for another guy already...PLEASE! He gets waht he deserves....he made the choice.
Ok, let's see....dumps Ms. 'Can't Keep Her Fingers Out Of Her Mouth ' (yeah even though she was nice to look at, she seemed kinda....well.....dopey....), and now is left with a nearly cross- eyed goon with an overbite, or a young 'Marcia Brady' look-a-like with an annoying high pitch voice. Hmmm...... Jake, the dimpled wonderboy, dude, you really screwed up this time!!.. Do yourself a favor and pass on them both. You will be miserable in short order time with either one
Oh, and a P.S. ALLOWING/ENCOURAGING on TV, for Jake to "spend the night" with 3 girls............funny thing is, Vienna got 'sloppy thirds'!
Also, if Ali is on for the next bachelorette, that tells us NBC doesn't care about ratings........what a whiney mood B__erson, HA.
I really liked Jake before, but now I am wondering... How can you fall out of love with someone in one week and you sent Gia home and not Vienna. Vienna is not the girl for you Jake, everyone else sees right through her and she will show her colors to you eventually. Sorry Tinley, you're a nice girl, but he's not going to pick you. He's going to make the biggest mistake of his life VIENNA. Ali was the one and you can't even see it because Vienne knows how to work it and keep you mesmerized.
It AMAZES me how poorly people spell...
This article and posts are way more entertaining than the show actually is. Thx for the giggles!
You know, if you don't like the program, then don't watch it! Some of us still enjoy and like to root for our favorites.
If you remember, there are several successful relationships that have come out of this program.
Also, I don't think it's as easy being the Bachelor or Bachelorette as one might think, but again, for Heaven's sake, turn it off or turn it over to a different program and let the rest of us enjoy our program!
Oh, and I hope some of you don't come in contact with Tenley or Vienna's family (Dad's). They will not be happy about some of your comments about their little girls!
P.S. I think Gia is the next Bachlorette!
It would make sense that he would pick vienna, she is kinda manly and he... is... gay!
Tenley is sweet, nice, and pretty but she needs to shut up about her ex-husband!!!! That would drive anyone crazy. Vienna seems more like a fun type girl and I can't believe he has kept her this long. I guess is he is picking Vienna... :(
I've been to St. Lucia (albeit 17 years ago). You saw none of the poverty or the way the locals really treat tourists.
I'll guarantee you they had an armed escort through the rain forest and along the beach. My wife and I took a tour on horseback through the wooded areas and along the beach, an a guide was always the last in line, never taking his eyes off the areas around us.
Too bad they didn't let their guard down momentarily when Vienna was running around!
I love this show. It is hilarious. Tenley talks like a muppet, Gia is constantly biting her lower lip, Vienna's got crazy eyes but I love her anyway! Of the two left I think he should end up with Vienna. She makes him feel alive whereas Tenley is like his safety school. In case he loses his nerve with the wilder one, he's got a safe one to choose.
I've only continued watching this show to follow stupidity! Is Jake a mechanical moron? I think he wants a child.....Vienna??? Com'on, she is a skank.......witchy, selfish, immature, spoiled.........on and on! Last night she said 'never in love before'.....was she not engaged?......then married for revenge? Tenley......well, work through your "EX-HUSBAND" before you can move on!!! Gia.......sweet, but phony. Basically, he let the plausible ones go.........Hello? I thought Jake was an honorable man initally, but now think he wants to play 'big shot pilot', and at home.....play when he feels like it! I think this show will loose ANY merit if he picks Vienna.......how dense can he be?
Was Jake married before? I cannot find information about that for sure.
I won't watch anymore, all these great guys pick the dumbest women I dont understand, i bet he and vienna wont last, we know thats who the idiot is gonna pick. poor Gia.. she should be the next one up.
Absolutely, by far, the worst Bachelor yet. Out of all the women on the show, Ali was the only decent one there. Considering the two losers that are left, I think Jake will get what he deserves.
It's ultimately Jakes decision on who he picks. He has his reasons on who he likes. Why do any of you watch the show if you are just going to bash the girls that he has chosen. If he choses the wrong person then he will have to live with it.
Seriously, this show is a joke. I watch it just for a big laugh. Yes, I am easily amused. So not reality or anything close.
Listen, I want my own reality show just as much as the next self important girl, but I certainly would not embarrass myself by chasing after some guy with a gaggle of other women.........proclaiming my "love" for him after 3 weeks and vowing to win his heart. That is b.s., why don't they just go on an island, eat some bugs, get dirty, and get on with it like the good old days.
Gia is good looking, but they had absolutely nothing to talk about with the Bachelor. Her social skills are of 15-year old, in spite of her good looks. Not mature for him. And what is up with all the kissing with all the girls. He is crazy.
Vienna looks like a man who had a sex change operation – besides that she has SKANK written all over her. Way to go Jake. What is wrong with you???
This show is crap! When the women get the letter and key to sleep w/Jake they should say..hell no...! Why would anyone want to know that the person they are falling in love with is having sex with 3 other women! Unreal!!!!! Stupid show...stupid idea!
I dont know but seriously Allie is such a fake, I couldn't stand her ever since she was always hating on vienna... im glad she didn't come back!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am very please that Jake did not let Ali back. Ali was stirring the pot all of the time and Tenley was a follower. Jake may like that! Gia was sweet and was not playing the games the other girls played. She is seasoned and Gia and Jake balanced each other out. Gia was not her family; Vienna is joined at the hips with Daddy and Tenly is not over the ex – husband.
Jake take a trip and clear the air. Go back to Gia and run as far as you can from Ali. IF the network makes Ali the next Bachelorette, I will stop watching the show permanently. I would watch it IF Gia was the Bachelorette. Thank you for a good show! I miss Gia and Jake!!!
There is a reason that Jake is alone ... he is very shallow ... he tries to do/say/expect the right/proper things but he lacks sorely going by what what has been shown of him on the show. Suggest he critique himself from past shows to get a true picture of how he comes across to his audience and his dates. To me, the lucky ones are the ones who haven't received a rose.
Jake deserves absoultly no-one, no wonder he's been single for so long, he was falling for all the girls. He can't even make up his mind. That all he would say, is he for real? He deserves Vienna, she looks like left overs. Tenley look like some fairy princess, what fantasy trip is she on. He let GIA go, well she was a sweet heart, she deserves better, I think she should be the next bachlorlette. What do you think?
GIA has a serious BOYFRIEND of TWO years! Before, during, and after the show! How can you "root" for her. Shows how the people who put the most stock in the program really don't follow how these actors and actresses are putting you on! That is what they are, people just seeking their 15 minutes and not really on this show for what it portrays itself to be to make a "love" connection.
CHANGE THE CHANNEL - This show is a fake!!!
and being a part of the airline industry, of COURSE Jake will choose Vienna.. pilots think with their other head.
As a man, I'm embarrassed to say I watch this unreal reality crap. The thing that really is sickening is that the Batchelor whittles down his choices for 3 or 4 women, then is shown having options to have sex with each one, which in turn, would help him make up his mind for a potential bride.. trailer trash spin on an otherwise decent theme. I personally wouldn't want my sex habits broadcast to 12 million people like that. Classless..
I read some where he does pick Vienna – – YUCK!!! what is he thinking, is he that desperate!!!! I have to agree I thought this was going to be a great show and was very disappointed in it with him...
He already got rid of all the good ones and knowing who is going to pick no reason to watch the ending – -
Someone please put me out of my misery! This show (along with the Bachelorett version) has become so old and boring, i had to turn it back to the olympics as well!! Can the producers come up with nothing more?? Look at all the contestants that have been on both shows, are there really that many head jobs out there in the dateing world? No wonder their single. I wont be watching either show from here on out. I get more satisfaction out of watching corn grow.
If Jake picks Vienna then he will not only get Vienna for a wife but he will also get her father, as well. Everytime she doesn't get her way, she will run whining to Daddy, who will then stick his nose in the middle of their relationship and demand his "princess" be treated better. Jake might as well run everything past Daddy first, or else........
The main one who headed the hate toward Vienna was Ali. Ali is jealous of Vienna. So what if Vienna is not a ten in the looks department. If you notice most of the ladies don't really have anything against Vienna. Its been all Ali. I for one hope Ali is not the bachelorette. She too much of a diva to me. I think if Jake was to ever end up with Ali it would be a nightmare. I hope he picks Vienna for she told him from day one how she feels about him, Ali showed her jealousy of Vienna very early in the show. For Jake was attacted to Vienna very early.
I can actually feel my brain cells dying when I listen to Jake talk
I wish he would just say that he loves Ali and end the show right now, maybe during the Girls Tell All episode....
He could not have picked two more polar opposite girls for the final two. He needs someone more in the middle. I think Gia was the best choice out of the four remaining. I found Ali to be a bit mean and too preoccupied with Vienna.
This has been the stupidist Bachelor yet. He will never be able to really pick one due to the act he puts on. His biggest mistake was keeping Vienna, but the show would be dull with out her. Jake is wishy washy all the time and I could bet my year long paycheck that he will end up in show biz and not maried to any of these girls. Way to go Ali for getting out and she will be the next bachelette you will see.
Producers: stop making the show look so Show biz and get back to real life. Quit grabing a straws to make up stuff on people that dont follow your every request"
I don't like the Bachelor, but James Dinan had me at "awesome".
Love his writing!
I can't believe I continue to watch...it's sooooooo painful. Jake, I'm convinced, does not have a brain inside that skull. He repeats and resuses everything he says to everyone, always. I'm embarrassed for him! This is our culture at it's "finest"...good luck America.
THE BACHELOR: A PSYCHOLOGAL NIGHTMARE
I can not believe that this show is still on the air. It just boggles my mind that men charm women in a fantasy situation and make them believe that they are the only one-yet to be crushed by his dying love (and having sex) with other women. Today in the media we balk about young sex offenders, and pre-teens getting pregnant and then ABC shows this crap. What the heck is ABC thinking? Romance? Love? It may as well be a B movie with sex crazed bikini babes.
I know that after my divorce from my lier cheater of a husband (use the word losely)–I was CRUSHED. The psychological ramifications of a show this phony is for a rawer version of Sex in the City or shall we say...sex on a beautfiul island.
Whatever happened to real romance and honest and true love. Give me a show about that.
I watched this show last night for the first and LAST time.
Where the heck do they get the idea of Reality Show...this is the farthest thing from reality as going to the moon. Ugh.
Vienna cracks me up. She's a lot of fun. She has a great body (fake boobs and all). I think Jake will pick Vienna. Tenley is too vulnerable. She needs to toughen up. If Jake does pick Vienna, the relationship will not last. Jake will be back for another chance at finding the right one on the next "Bachlor" just like Flavor Flav did.
I felt bad for Gia knowing he had slept with all of them and she was the first to be sent packing. If I were Gia, I would be wondering if I was really bad in bed. But I think Jake kept her around just so he can sleep with her. I used to think he was a nice guy, but now I think he is a tool.
All ya talking about GIA.. she is really ugly with a weird looking micy face. I'm glad he let her go.. she didn't have a personality AT ALLLL!!! as for Vienna she's no good either.. I think Tenley is the best choice. If they make ALI the next Bachelorettteee. I will never watch this show again. She is tooooooo much of a drama queen
I no longer watch the show. It is the worst cast I have ever seen. I dislike Jake more than I dislike Vienna. If they choose any of the "cast-offs" for the next Bachelorette, I won't be watching it either. I read the blogs each week for my entertainment and save 2 hours of my time each week for my family.
This show is so fake. I'm not watching it again. period
sounds like from the previews next week Jake might not pick anyone from the trivels cries of the 2 girls left in the background and showing them crying.....is he taking Alli back?
On the final episode Jake picks Chris. Jake turns out to be a HOMO!
I've been very disappointed with this season's show. Vienna is awful, Tenley is sweet but not for Jake. These shows are a joke and ridiculous but we keep watching them! These shows are not reality. All you see is wine glasses in their hands (they are all probably intoxicated most of the time), beautiful settings which makes everything look good! Our culture is deteriorating and we have these shows to show for it. Shame on us for allowing this kind of viewing on our networks.......
I feel like I'm watching a long train wreck that just goes on and on. I can't turn away, I can't stop watching and cringing even though I want it to stop!
Do the producer's go to councelling centres to find the men and women for these shows? They all seem so nuts!
Jake is so totally boring and wooden I can't for the life of me think of why any woman would compete for him. It's no wonder that one woman took up with a producer. Maybe she was the only normal one.
Tenley acts like she is 12 years old and she is still hung up on her ex...I was SO happy Jake told Ali no and would not let the control freak come back. It was a good move on Jake's part to let Gia the wanna be porn star gob too...she is so sleezy. Vienna is the most like him, has NO ONE been watching the show and hearing Jake talk about Vienna ...or are all of you Vienna haters so superficial that you cannot see past her looks...which I think she is beautiful, and she is the right one for Jake all the way...GO Vienna.
You took the words right out of my mouth!!!!!!!!!!! DITTO!!!!!!!!! He will pick Vienna. And Ali will be the next Bachelorette!
Deep? The title of the article drips with sarcasm. Be advised that a walk in the ocean of all of their collective souls would bearly dampen the soles of your feet. Oh, the crap that people watch....
Jake is quite barfy and if it was me on that bungee date-from-hell where he acted like a 8 year old little girl I would have never gone out with him again.
If he picks Vienna he is NOT ready to get married. End of story.
Can't believe people are still watching this show. After the produces played with Melissa's feeling and everything was exposed, THIS whole show is nothing but a fake. It should be cancelled. Heck, watching Jay Leno and Conan was better then this show.
Definitely worst bachelor ever. I was actually a fan of Jake when the show first started, but week after week he sent normal, attractive funny girls home. Now he's stuck picking the worst of the worse. Vienna was definitely a man in a former life. Does it bother anyone else that both women are in their early twenties and already divorced. How can a man be in love with two completely polar opposites. If Vienna is chosen, ABC has lost a viewer for good. Awful television!
my favorite moment on the show was when during the date with Gia last night, he said " i want to come back here on our honeymoon". then dumps her. they are all so delusion and in la-la land. they deserve all the unhappiness they get.
Can't help commenting – Tenley should shhhh about her ex. We've heard enough and it's costing her with Jake. Lessons for the ladies out there...
I think Jake needs an older more mature woman. I hope he ends up with Ali or no one. I think this program needs to have older men and women who are divorce or widow .
According to US Magazine, he picks Vienna. OMG Jake – what are you thinking??? I thought you had better taste than that. She's trailer trash, look at her. I'm really disappointed with this Bachelor. Gia or Allie would have been so much better for him. Tenley, even though she's cute and all, she's immature and very naive.
Jake – what are you thinking keeping Vienna? This just proves why the track record on this show for relationship longevity – basically sucks!
He lets the one girl (GIA)with substance go ... for Ms. I haven't been on a picinic with a "boy" and Vienna in her bridesmaid never a bride dress!
PLEASE!!!! TAKE THIS SHOW OFF THE AIR OR DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT WORTH WATCHING!
wow, Jake is so stupid. Gia was my favorite but now that she is gone, i bet jake will say Vienna all the way because he likes her more than tinley. well what ever he decides i will respect his decissions. GOOD LUCK JAKE!!!!!
Lets say that I won't see it anymore....I had enough!
I can't believe I am taking the time to do this, but I had to say this was the worst season of the two or three I watched. Jake wears a leather necklace like they did in the seventies and likes a trailer trash died, boob inflated hooters waitress? What? Gia had true class. I hope Tenley runs. If this guy has any brain in his head, he will run also! Vienna gives Florida a bad name!
Thank you for the article. Thank you for the comments. I am smiling from ear to ear. I didn't get to see the episode last night and for the life of me don't even know why I am watching it – but this was funny. Oh yeah, that's why – the show is such a joke that it makes me have a good laugh with my Hubby!!!
I screwed up ... I meant to say the other girls are wishy washy.....
You know what I like Vienna, at least she lets him knows where she stands, and she is fun, I think he likes that. She knows what she wants the girls seem to Wishy Washy. Like her or not, I think she is the one!
Tenley needs to stop mentioning her Ex Husband Oh my gosh, it's getting ridiculous already, she needs to stop that. Jake is not going to like her keep mentioning her Ex. Plus she sounds so infantile!
Gia...she doesn't know what the heck she wants you can tell, she is too much of a city girl anyhow.
Ali was a whimpering pup, glad she is gone!
Spoiler alert...... he picks Vienna
I see why Jake is single.
This season was just as bad as the last w/Jillian. I really liked Jake, but this show has seen its final days. I am so disappointed and won't continue to watch another season. He really chose some bimbos. He is staying w/Vienna, the tramp, and if I recall, he was the one that ran to Jillian about the idiot she hung on to. This is so staged and scripted anymore. Acting must be a prerequisite for the show. Some actors worse than others, and the losers returning for the next season. Wish you luck, Jake, when Vienna runs off with the teenage neighbor. Hey, what a great sequel!
I met someone at a wedding who works with Jake at the airline. She said that the Jake we see on TV is not him all. She said he only did the show because he is trying to break into acting. She said that everything on the show is staged for the most part.
Gotta say that based on what I heard between the lines when he was on Ellen, he's not going to choose either one of them. I think he's going to blow them both off because he comes to his senses and realizes that he's looking for a wife and he ain't gonna find it on Prime Time. At least that what I hope happenes.
ali would not have dated anyone from denton, TX before this show. ali definitely wants to be the bachelorette–she wants to be famous not married to some texan. of course ali wants to make a facebook page for jake–ali works for facebook! this is all a set up.
Tenley is sweet, immature, but harmless. Gia's baby talk killed it for me, I can understand how he could never stand to hear that for very long. It's like calling Niagra falls that shower thing...pointy thing, ugghh. Her mouth looked like the joker's on Batman. Vienna, where do you start...let's face it you can see the writing on the wall, obviously everyone but the one that matters. The pretty dark haired girl who what a navy seal or pilot, she must have intimidated him, I though she would have been perfect. But alas, he does go for the girls who seem non too smart.
I really think Jake is a control freak and any woman that has a brain or career intimidates him, thus, leaving a college admissions employee and a marketing rep?? these are both young women he can MOLD and control. There were many women who he let go that were smart, educated professionals that didn't have baby voices, knew what they wanted, and were strong women....he didn't like them....I think he has self esteem issues as well. I am so sick and tired of Tenley comparing Jake to her ex husband, that's all she talks about.."i've only been with one man" .."My ex husband cheated on me" waa waa!! probably because she was a virgin and doesn't know how to WORK IT!! and Vienna, Jake has said, is all sexual...so he just wants some from her...I think he picks none of them....
That was really funny, James! I needed a good laugh after last night's episode.
James – you are TOO funny !
SNORF ! if i drank milk it would be coming out my nose from laughing so hard !
Thank you for telling it like it is.
I love this show no matter how stupid it is – in fact thats exactly why i love it :)
I won't watch this trashfest anymore until there's a black (or asian, indian, etc) bachelor (ette). It's beyond ridiculous that there's never been one of color in all the years this dumb show has been on.
I saw 10 minutes of the show last night. You've got a bachelor who's too busy enjoying the attention to even know what love really is, a big tease [Vienna], and a woman [Tenley] with anxiety issues from her divorce.
Yup! The makings for a marriage made in heaven.
This pilot has been at high altitudes too long. He must really love those high, naselly, whiney female voices the last 4 have.
They drive me nuts!
not the worst show on the planet, but pretty close.
Jake, his arrogance and self loathing is going to cost him dearly if it hasnt already. seriously does this man have any compassion in his soul at all..he doesnt want someone that is smart, he wants typical dumb blonde so that he can dictate what she does and what she doesnt do he is a control freak..and if someone hasn't read that yet..well they're missing it..He is going to pick the one that will cater to him night and day and that all the attention will be on him and his career..and of course lets not forget about when they do get married..whats going to happen..because shes gonna have to share him with every port he flies to..good luck..on that one..btw..they need better writers..and better acting..
Based on the previews... I think he sends both of them home and leaves the show single. Or perhaps Ali will really come back at the end. Both Tenley and Vienna annoy me. Enough to make me quit watching.
yaaaaaa. like any guy is going to kick off miss ny with the fake ...... and legs and keep the blonde with the tatoo and aligators. haha
I have been married to a Airline Pilot (major airline) for fifty two years.
It takes a special lady to be a wife of pilot. They work by seniorty , can be away from home on holidays (includes Christmas,)weekends, when your baby is born etc.There is sitting on reserve call be ready to go on moment notice. Pay check to low until you move up to huge plane. That can take years when retirement is near.
I don't believe Vienna is nothing but a spoiled brat. That marriage would not last very long.
Jake may find another lady in the clouds. He has a problem making up his mind.
I think Jake wont give anyone the ring at the end of the show. It seems to me he isnt ready to marry anyone
Jake has no taste! To pick VIENNA over GIA – give me a break?!?
Tenley acts lke she's 12. Vienna is a trashy girl from central Florida. If he picks Vienna, it's probably because they had " good adult time" in the fantasty suite. Vienna seems very trappy.
Tenley plays the virgin vixen. Such a joke.
Farewell to classy & lovely Gia.
If the money that was spent producing this show was spent helping to establish marriage equality for gay & lesbain couples, the outcome would be multiple marriages based on love and devotion ... not one marriage based on money and attention that is likely to end in divorce within a year ...
Jake is without question, gay. He sent Gia home. Nothing against being gay; to each his own. Jake has to swing toward males if he prefers to send home a woman of class and beauty. How can a man have feelings for a woman who is clearly there to win the "contest" and the other woman who can't get past her prior divorce? This show is of poor quality, and it needs to go off the air permanently. By the way, Jake is gay.
I just watched last nights' episode for the first time this season. It didn't take a genius to figure out that he's a dork and that's why the last bachelorette got rid of him. He's good looking but over analyzes EVERYTHING. The gals left are vegetable lasagna!
All of my predictions have gone south.
In the beginning of the show, I predicted that Jake would pick Ali. Did anyone catch the shots of his family? Ali looks just like his mother. Check this out when his family arrives in St. Lucia.
Last night I was sure Vienna was toast. Tenley and Vienna are polar opposites. If Jake wants a wife and mother, then Tenley has it in the bag. If he wants sex, drugs and rock and roll with a trailer park chick from the wrong side of Orlando, along with a TAT on her thigh, then, by all means, he needs to pick V. The tabs say she had a husband in Iraq. While he was there, she robbed his bank account for a boob job. God Help ya, Jake.
On the other hand, Tenley's little girl voice and polly-anna ways would have me jumping on the next plane. Has anyone heard from her ex? Why did he cheat on her? Maybe she drove him insane with her emotional behavior. Twirling around to the wedding song.
Last prediction....Jake will pick Tenley for the show. They will date for about 2 weeks and then he will dump her for Ali. Freud wins!
I love the summary, and it speaks from my own mind! All of these shows are so laughable. There are several spoiler rumors as to whom he chooses. He is a really hot guy, but, he must be one of the most inarticulate men I have ever seen. I really loved how he was recapping his experiences with each woman, and Vienna comforted him through a panic attack before bungee jumping together–the script(?) is right out of some cheesy romance novel/porn movie.
Tinley gets on my nerves with all her constant boo-hooing. She's overly emotional and she speaks like a little girl. I think Vienna is the best choice, she's more fun than the any of the other women.
I really dont know what that Jake was thinking? by the way, he is getting creepier and creepier each episode.
Ali -was the most normal girl out there for him. he gave that up and then had the nerve to make her feel bad for making a good, mature decision when he never gave her any real reason to stay.
Gia is hot,... and way out of his league. That piece of crap sent her away crying and some dude is going to rebound a gem!... an absolute Gem! Thats how great girls end up with losers, because bigger losers throw out good things..
Vienna ..is a sorority girl competing for a ring, as if she's in Wet T shirt contest. Shameless!
Tenley ....is just one of those emotional volcanos that you really can't tell when its going to erupt, but then it does... boy will it be messy!!!!!!!!!.. sweet girl, but sweet ,merciful baggage!
yeah,, i m guy.. ... so what!!!!!!!!!
Love how they keep showing Jake crying, he is so fake, I liked Ali and I do hope she is the next bachelorette. I was hoping Gia would end up with Jake but oh well what do I know. At this point I hope he goes home alone because I don't like the two girls that are left. I would also like to see Gia as the next bachelorette.
Well... the time is coming in which this 'awesome' show will end soon, with Jake picking Vienna as the betrothed... I was actually surprised that Tenley was picked as one of the final two, but if TkPowell is correct on that rumor that she will be the next Bachelorette, then, I rest my case...
As to the overall show, other than the lame, 'soothing' lines, that Jake seems to repeat often to ALL of the women on this show, I also think that we need some better production hands and better editing... I find it hard to believe that the things that Jake continues to say (including the repeated 'AWESOME' word) is really from his brain or just plain lousing editing from these high-paid producers of this show... If this show is considered 'reality', then I'm probably on acid and just having a very bad trip... (ok.. maybe that was a bit 60'ish... lol...)
As to Tenley being the Bachelorette, she's just not 'Bachelorette' show material... perhaps the producers will throw a surprise and have her ex-husband as one of the contestants.. now THAT will be a show to see...
Until the final show!!!
These morons will probably spell the end of " The Bachelor". No one
wants to follow a show for a season and then watch the bachelor pick
an ugly skank! If Jake picks Vienna, he deserves her folks........glad that
Jill had the good sense to let him go. I'm so done with the 'Bach".
Anyone who watches this drivel deserves to be subjected to all the bogus emotion and will they/won't they posturings. In my never humble opinion, the show would do better to stage a sexual elimination tournament that would get all the women who watch because they have no romance in their lives to go completely off the deep end. Maybe we could get Jerry Springer's bouncers to stand by with buckets of cold water. Perhaps the Kardashians could be employed as play-by-play analysts.
"I think Jake get rid of Gia was a big mistake. I hope he doesnt end up picking the slut vienna. She nothing but fake and slut"
I disagree, Vienna is just young. She's too young and not very mature.
"I think he should have kept Gia. He has noone to choose from now. Coupl'a loony blondes."
Uh, neither of those gals is blonde, honey. It's out of a bottle.
I though the notes he handed each girl saying that they had two rooms but that he's inviting them to share his room was completely class-less! Major bomb, because by the time I had to endure him handing Vienna her version of the (same) note, I felt I was watching a pathetic pick up masquerading as sensitivity. I would have preferred all three ladies to take a pass on his lame invitation.
I was pulling for Ali from the beginning. Wow was she a disappoinment. I can't believe she left.
Gia is so sweet and for jake to let her go and pick Vienna well that was another disappoinment. Tenley seems a little child like and I think she would be to clingy.
Oh well I will watch to the end and yell at the TV when Jake picks Vienna.
Until next week............
Tenley all the way. I picked her from the beginging.
I do not like Vienna. She wears way to much makeup.. And when her dad said she is a princess..her ex said to Jake to run the other way, if he chooses her, well deserved...
Gia talked like a baby.
But I think whoever he chooses will be to good for him
Again another hilarious blog. I don't watch the crap but reading these blogs makes me want to. Who writes this stuff? Cracks me up...
Is it just me, or does Gia look like the Joker from Batman. Too much botox honey.
this is absolutely one of the worst shows in the history of tv!! My wife watches and I leave. Why are you guys wasting your time weighing in on the trevails of a bunch of airheads and the awesome bachelor?
It's obvious that Vienna is in love with him. I still don't know why everyone dislikes her. Insecure of her looks and personality? I hope he chooses Vienna and it lasts so everyone can continue to be even more upset for no reason at all!
I think the producers are actually acting as pimps when the "shared fantasy suite" letter is given to the girls. We don't know what goes on behind closed doors of course, and Jake is constantly talking about "respect" and "trust" – so is that a hint that it is all innocent I wonder? I believe he will not pick anyone – he will walk away. Just wondering, why are so many people who leave comments so badly educated – Tinley, instead of Tenley, sentences barely strung together and unbelievable spelling errors!!! Just wondering.
Sorry to break it to you, but he picks Vienna.
The problem with all the bachelors is that while they are all good looking, they are THE MOST boring, over-emotional, over-sensitive, lamest pieces of wood I have ever seen. If any one of them ever approached me and asked me out, I could totally see the relationaship last no longer than 2 dates bacuse they are all the biggest p*****s on the planet!! Why can't there be a little bit of a bad boy bachelor with a sense of humor and a bit of a raw attitude? Maybe, just maybe there would be an actual success story out of the experience.
Jake is a loser with a capital L. It was bad enough they picked him with his boring, boy scout personality, but to see him agonize over the crappy decisions he is making – well, I can only say, he deserves Veinna. Maybe he should drink more, can't hurt his decision making! I'd hate to be in his plane when the engines went out near the Hudson, he'd probably try to land in downtown New York.
Well, I did read this blog, but I didn't watch the show as it's just too bad to waste the time on. My advice would be to start with an unknown woman for the Bachelorette, Ali isn't a good choice, it appears way too set up. Last season was great, I can understand now why Jillian sent Jake packing, he's an awesome idiot. As many have written, thank goodness for the Olympics!
LOL – some of the comments here make me laugh so hard :)))
'Course it's all fake, lol, come on.
The only thing that might be real is that he slept with all 3 of them before packing one of them home. LOL – they will have been broken up by the time he proposes to one of these girls.
The whole idea of the show, be it bachelor and/or bachelorette, is just for entertainment – every smart person there is knows that this will never last. Though, there is one exception. One of The Bachelorette shows, a blonde bachelorette picked and married this young firefighter. I think they got a ranch and kids or something.
That is it – again LOL
Gia – class?? Come on people! She is a swimsuit model for god sake – it's pretty obvious that she joined the show only to be discovered. Her family was enough to scare any sane minded man away, and she was about as deep as a puddle. The only reason why she stayed on so long was because she is good looking (in the "not marrying" way). If Tenley could stop talking about her ex husband perhaps she'll be the one. And finally, Vienna – please change your hair color back to your natural brunette – you look so tragic as a blonde!
Jake would say the episode was "smokin' hot"....I say NOT!
Oh, James. Your writing is so comical... and the tone with which you mock the cast members' comments is priceless.
You should know, though, that when you take such a tone you'd better be sure not to make the same sort of mistake that you mock.
Princess cut is a type of diamond cut. Your piece above says that Vienna likes "skinny, princess cut bands..." That's not what she said at all. She was clear; you misunderstood and you made a mistake.
You had time to proof read your words (and that's presumably an expectation.) You should really be sure to do that (and to know what you're talking about) before mocking others who are filmed 24/7 (with no chance to "proof read.")
worst bachelor EVER! Jill was so right in dumping him twice. he's a big bore, dull and has very questionable choice in women!
I too, have heard he picks Vienna. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
Vienna is a man in drag... she is sooooo fugly!
Vienna is pretty nasty. So many pics have popped up in the press lately. She is def. not in this for love. As she stated many times during taping- "I have my eye on the prize". Who, in love, talks like that? Tenley is like Bambi lost in the woods. But in my eyes, Jake is no prize either. I find him to be smug- especially when letting Gia go. But the reality is.. It's a Reality show". It's for entertainment. I predict he will tell both girls he doesn't find either of them marriage material and moves on to be with Ali.
Vienna is a trashy unsophisticated girl that is not only not very good looking, but when she smiles & those over white teeth pop out, it really is almost comical. However, if Jake goes for her, it just shows how shallow he really is. I think with her smile & hair tossing, she's trying to channel Farrah Fawcett, ( my apologies to Farrah's family). That long red gown she wore last night was ridiculous looking next to Tenley & Gia. She absolutely has no class. I liked Jake last season, but I guess he was hiding who he really is. If he doesn't pick Tenley or bring Ali back then we know he was looking for one thing only & it wasn't a wife!
This show has really gotten ridiculous. It's full of script.
It's all over that Vienna is the winner. Who knows if they are still together.
How come Jake went to Jillian to rat on Wes, but when people try to warn him about Vienna, he didn't believe them?
I used to enjoy the Bachelor. Hopefully, Alli will make a good Bachelorette. I hear she is the next one.
Agree, Ali was trying to pull an "Ed move" she tried to manipulate the whole show, she was rediculous the way she tried to turn everyone against Vienna. Good riddance Ali.
I hope Gia gets to be the next Bachelorette!
Ali was SMART to get out when she did, AND she will find someone else. But if she does not, she is better off taking the job and money.
What is up with the girls eyes. The one at the gazebo round table? Is she cross eyed?
Seriously, who wastes brain space on this crap? Don't we have more important matters? I don't buy the "we need the distraction" argument because this crap was already in place and thriving before the economy tanked, before we went to war where we shouldn't have and before the next challenge hits America. I would argue that this distracts the general public so that crap be done to us without us noticing until it's too late. WAKE UP AMERICA! DEMAND BETTER!!!!
Good grief, people, so many of you are ripping on Tenley for no good reason. Leave her alone already! She's a sweet girl with a good, old-fashioned heart. Why some of you feel the need to lambaste her is a real shame. As for Vienna, yes, she's a bit aggressive. But I think the problem with her is that she's an "in the moment" kinda girl. I think once the cameras are gone and the "fantasy" ends, so will their relationship, if he ends up picking her. I think Tenley is the clear choice, and that they would be very happy together... in a corny kinda way! But that's what would work for them.
Jake does bother me a bit. And no, it's not the motorcycle or the goofy things he says. I feel like he's being a bit of a hypocrite. He felt so compelled last year to fly back to the show, after begging the producers, to warn Jillian about that man-whore Wes (has someone beat that jerk's face in with a baseball bat yet? no? hmmm, too bad!). And yet he is choosing to ignore the warnings of not just one, but many girls on the show who can see Vienna for what she really is... immature, aggressive, competitive, opinionated (I love how she thinks of that as her just being "truthful"), and not ready for a committment, let alone a marrigage.
Oh well, we'll see what happens.
Hey snarky CNN guy: if you're going to make fun of dumb people, at least spell "Nietzsche" correctly. Sheesh.
....are people really watching the Bachelor/ette still????....
What a way to pick a partner....Thank god books and the Olympics are still around!!
A reality show insider said he picks Vienna.
Jake keeps saying that he is in this to find a wife but he is sending all of the wrong girls home one by one. I feel for Ali I think she would have been perfect for Jake and she is definitely genuine. I couldn't believe he didn't pick up on that when the first place she took him to on her hometown date was her grandmothers house. Tenley seems nice but she seems awfully naive for someone that has been married before. am I the only that thinks Vienna looks like a horse? I can't believe that Jake can't see how artificial she is. Who is ready to be married when they are 23? She is so immature and so not ready to settle down. She never has a good answer for him when he asks her what she wants in a husband. He is definitely going to pick her and that's a real shame.
This show is about trying women on for size. Sort of like test driving cars. These ridiculous women are actively watching Jake screw around on them and hoping they walk away with a grand prize,which happens to be a man that just slept with three women in one episode. WOW, these women really are understanding. LOL Good for GIA for not getting the sloppy left overs. GIA WINS!
I think Vienna is great. Pretty, down to earth. Fun. You could tell Jake had more fun with her than others. And her answer about going to the couple's suite was better than the other girls. She was sincere, and not scared. Was it Tinley or Gia who shrugged her shoulders when he asked her? I think people are just her harshly just because all the jealous girls teamed up against her and said bad things about her. But.... I'm not sure Jake will fit in with Vienna's family. Whereas Tinley's family was more his type. Can he pick Vienna, with Tinley's family? Oh, also, what if he selected JWOWW from Jersey Shore?
I agree that Allie will be the next bachlorette....and I honestly believe he will pick no one!!!!....I lost all interest in him last night....He is in love with 3 woman, it all about sex with the one and Tenley I think is too good for him!
I think he is going to pick Vienna. He is attracted to her because she is so pushy. Just imagine all the times she interrupted the other girls when he was having one to one time. She surely puts out! I really feel sorry for him if he picks Vienna. He is diffiently going to get hurt with this girl.
He should have chosen either Ali or Gia. Trampy Vienna and 2 yr. old Tenley???? Jakes problem is that he wants Tenley in the kitchen feeding his kids, and Vienna in the bedroom. Which is why he should have chosen either Gia or Ali. They are real woman, but they're lucky he didn't pick them, since they both need a real man.
It's really inevitable that Jake is not going to choose either Tenley or Vienna. It has already been previewed him saying "get on that plane and come here, now" and everyone knows he has to be conversing back with Aly. She's coming back and he's going to suggest that the two of them exit the show as "let's get to know each other better" datees. Mark it!
Such a waste of tv time. Please take this show off.
All any of them ever say is "I'm falling in love!!♥ Tenly had doubts about sleeping with him, yet got pressed into the fantasy suite. Now who would want to sleep with a guy who on national tv is clearly sleeping with others? I hope they check them all out for STDs before they fantasy suite portion.
Most likely he will follow his "brain" and choose Vienna because she is loose and hot.
That whole thing with Ally seemed so staged. She seemed to be overacting. Not sure what he sees in Vienna. She is a skank, so i am guessing he will pick her. Not sure I will keep watching this show. It gets more ridiculous every season.
Jake has gone against all common sense this season (i.e. getting rid of 4 in 1 episode, "Do I have to pick 1 more?", etc.) so it should continue with Vienna being picked. Ratings sells when the show is fixed. Logic then says Ali will get the chance as the camera crew was "just hanging out at her place" when she called Jake? Also, with her working at Facebook, those type of jobs don't come around too often so I think she put in extended time off in advance to be the center of attention on the Bachelorette.
GIA FOR THE NEXT BACHELORETTE!!!!!!
Now THAT would be a season! Let's get it done, ABC! Forget the other two, GO FOR GIA!
I can't believe Jake is acting like he's in love with all three women. Is that even possible? He doesn't want to break their hearts yet he asks what type a ring they prefer....that's just cruel and reckless. He's a player and obviously very immature.
why do women in this day and age still allow themselves to be protrayed as so stupid and desperate.
Ugh! Totally happy that I'm not the only oe who thinks this season is well...Lackluster!!! Jake has to be the most square and uneventful bachelor ever! *in walks Vienna* The trashiest and most dramafied contestant ever! Honestly his best choice was Ali but she bounced,probably because she was tired of smelling Vienna's back draft, (i swear she looks like she wreaks of mildew) Gia, was definitely the next best choice and she was drop dead gorgeous! Too bad Jake doesn't have a clue as to what he is really looking for ina woman...if he did he would have either two looney's left or two girls with morals.
At this point I could care less who he chooses. Vienna is absolutely disgusting and Tenley is so not over her ex husband!
Good luck with that on...Ready for the Bachelorette!!!
I have lost respect for Jake. To keep Vienna around this long and to even consider her for a wife is beyond absurd. Vienna is the typical girl you see in a Girls Gone Wild Video!! What is Jake thinking or better yet with what is he thinking.
Tinley at least has the preception of being a lady, Vienna is no lady.
Jake is so creepy.. I would have dumped him after seeing him whine like a baby at the bungy jump. The show is so stupid and fake. Why can't Gia keep her stupid fingers off her fake botox lips? They are all so gross. Why can't the Bachelor find real girls with real hair and real boobs? Who falls in love after a couple dates? Who falls deeper in love with THREE women and OUT of love with one woman after only one date? WTF? GAG ME!
Also, there's so many hot and sexy single guys and gals out there... why do we have to keep recycling the rejects from seasons past?
Come on people – we don't watch this show for a dose of reality – we have 24-hour cable news channels for that. We watch for the drama and hilarity of it all. We'd all be pretty disappointed if there wasn't something to talk about the next day!
the guy is a tool. he is so dull its painful.
I never believed Ali from the beginning of her, its me or I have to go back to work threat. Thats all it was, a threat. Ali thought she could manipulate Jake into telling her that he was going to pick her, by threatening that she would leave the show. It backfired on Ali, and she tried to recover....too bad Ali. I feel bad for Tenlay if Jake picks Vienna, although if he does pick Vienna, he gets what he deserves.
The girls all had Vienna pegged. WHY CAN'T JAKE SEE THAT, He let the one girl that had it all...GIA...go. And if you remember, the very first rose he gave out was to Tenley. If he chooses Vienna over Tenley, then I'm never watching the show again......and I'll have a really bad taste in my mouth for Jake. He was "amazing" at the beginning of the show.....for me.....but now....keeping Vienna......FORGET IT!
I had high hopes for this season as Jake seemed like a genuinely nice guy last season on the Bachelorette. But, once again, I am disappointed & have to ask myself why I continue to watch these train wrecks!!
I think Jakes DOES pick Vienna because he can't overcome his 'amazing' physical chemistry with her....even though, deep down he knows that at 23 she is not in the same place with her life that he is with hers. He was the guy in high school who was, by his own admission, 'dateless'.....now ABC has given the 'dateless boy wonder' a chance at all the 'hot girls' he never stood a chance with before in 'real life'.....& it has all gone to his head....& no I don't mean his brain.
If I was a betting person, I would lay money on him picking Vienna but they have split since taping of the show wrapped up.
I think Ali went home because she was hoping to pull an 'Ed move' on Jake....leave, come back & then end up being the one left standing at the end. That girl is a high maintenance head case....
Oh & I've heard that Tinley is the next Bachelorette!
Tenley is sweet, sophisticated, loving, beautiful and I'm afraid he won't pick her. Vienna is an accident waiting to happen . . . it's probably too late. Do not want to see Tenley's heart broken again.
OMG Vienna are you kidding me? She is nasty. Story end.
way to go Jake.
Unfortunately, he let the best one go! Gia was quite a catch, even though she referred to that "pointy thing."
While I really like Jake and think he's a good guy, he has terrible taste in women. He seems to veer towards the young, immature ones. I've seen more mature teenagers. And from what I have read - if the stories are true - in some of the magazines, both Vienna and Tenley are trouble.
Jake, I hope you walk away and don't choose either one.
I said previously that this show had finally "jumped the shark." Now, how can this mess be ended? Wait. I've got it. Tenly's ex-husband appears and wants her back. Vienna can't leave Daddy. And Jillian comes back to tell Jake that she made a mistake with the other guy and she really wants to fly the friendly skies with him. Stupid plot? Sure, but when compared to this season....? Thank God for the Olympics.
Reports have come out that Vienna fleeced her last husband while he was serving in the military. Quit her job at Hooters – spent all of their money – amassed a huge debt – and supposedly even stole his belongings. She also had a boyfriend when she left to be on the show. She's a con artist plain and simple.
I used to watch The Bachelor every week. Survivor too. Now I see why I don't miss either one. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My wife makes me watch this show (yes, I am!), and I've grown to love it. The characters are so loveable, and I share in the dude's pain when he has one rose less than the number of women left. I mean, it's so real! The pain, the heartbreak, the five star accomodations! Sometimes I almost break down and cry as the jilted lover cries in the limo on her way back into oblivion! What a great show!
Vienna only wants Jake because she's used to getting everything she wants and her own way. She's a spoiled brat. It'll last 6 months – tops.
IF he chooses Vienna, it will never last, go the distance to a marriage. Maybe he won't choose anyone in the end. I think most of us started out liking Jake, but have changed our minds through watching his journey. I started out liking Ali, last week changed my mind on her also, too whiny. If he chooses Vienna as the spoilers have said, they deserve each other. I agree, worst Bachelor ever, but he got his 3 jollies. Actually, Ali, should be glad she wasn't the 4th! Why can't he see how classless Vienna is.. Tenley is too immature. None of these women he chose is really right. Really sad.
Gia was hot and the only classy one out of the 3. Jake is an idiot. Now he has 2 losers to choose from. Tenley acts like a little girl and Vienna aka "HorseTeeth" is needy and whiny and will henpeck him big time. If he picked "HorseTeeth" they probably already broke up but I think he picked Tenley because he wants to control her like a Stepford wife. Glad I'm not in his shoes now...
Gia and Tenley are too good for Jake. I'm sure Gia will do much better without him.. she is adorable. if he ends up with Vienna he deserves her. talking about immature, they are both immature and its only physical. what a dork when he had the patch on his eye and closed his eyes. also, what a set up for Ali now. maybe she can take some time off from her big job/career and be the next "bachelorette" and how can that chris harris sit there with a straight face and talk to jake. the whole show is a big set up to be more drama than the last one.
Let's face it. Vince Lombardi with a wig wins. That was the best description of all. Vienna wins and Jake has lost the respect (if there was any) of all the watchers when he picks her.
It is pretty obvious the show is staged. What was up with Gia constantly having her finger on her lips....good grief.
He doesn't propose to anyone in the end and sends them all packing.
Ali will probably be the girl up to bat next season...it's the only thing that makes sense as to why she left...she saw that he was actually falling for Vienna so she pulled stakes and left. Tenley is emotionally a little girl and maybe that's just what he deserves...they both have an "amazing" ability to be really, really fake. No matter what anyone thinks of Vienna, it's obvious she really has fallen for him. Gross me out...I think he is so unappealing.
Bet there is a BIG twist at the end and Ali comes back to be the one he chooses.
Show is so phoney. Can't anyone realize that there is a producer assigned camera man with Ali when she wakes up in the morning and suddeny realizes she wants Jake back.What was he doing..just sitting in her bedroom waiting for her to wake up and make the call. where do you think she got jakes phone number from and a free international calling card.?? All she wants is to be the next bachelorette ( already signed for next season )..??/
Jakes drives a whimpy girlymans motorcycle and not a mans bike ( Harley)..also he is a LIMO CO owner not really a full time paid airline pilot. real men don't cry over a couple of bimbos that they only have know on Tv for a few weeks.Next second he is all happy and every thing is AMAZING..used that word about 20 times last night alone.. Amazing date, amazing person,amazing time...the only thing amazing about this show is that it is still on the air.
Tenley all the way. I picked her from the beginging!! I do not like Vienna. She wears way to much makeup.. And when her dad said she is a princess.. OMG!!! Really!! I liked Gia too but she talked like a baby.
Does any reality show have any correlation to reality? NOT THIS ONE. How many guys out there have called 20 of their girl friends and asked them out on a GROUP DATE? I'm sure that would go over really well. Then there is the card with the key thing. What a manipulation not to mention insulting. The guy should have been a little more thoughtful and respectful for the women.
OMG, i cannot believe Jake the Fake, did not tell Ali to come back. Ali is better off without him. She's probably too good for him, although they make a better couple. Those left are toys in a toy box, Squeeky and the Spoilt Ho. Jake it's time to fly away. Show's over !
Worst bachelor ever! I can certainly see why Jill sent him packing early.
OMG if Jake takes Vienna over Tensley he deserves all he gets. Not only is she UGLY but whiney and is he so desperate that he can't see how pushy she is. And wow what a Jet lag he let Gia go..........
I think Jake get rid of Gia was a big mistake. I hope he doesnt end up picking the slut vienna. She nothing but fake and slut, but whatever his decision i wish him the best!!!!!!!!!!
Madley in love with Ali last week....(turn channel).....out of love with Ali this week...(and he's picking a lifetime partner?).....no second chance he's fallen in love with three (3) girls this week.....1. Who is constantly checking to make sure the camera has her......2. Who states "i haven't been with a man since my divorce...I'm not sure I can so this.....Excuse me...of course I'll stay with you...3. An absolute doll baby (poses too much..finger in or on her lips constantly...but then, again, she is a model.....Poor Ali...Poor Gia....Lucky Ali...Lucky Gia
Oh noes! I think Vienna is going to win, but they're probably broken up by now. I still believe in true love on tv... I HATE VIENNA SHE IS A HO-BAG!
I think he should have kept Gia. He has noone to choose from now. Coupl'a loony blondes. I have nothing against blondes, I am one. But they're loony. If he goes for Vienna as the final girl, well.... Tenley is nice, but is she too nice? Too naive??
I agree that Ali must be the next bachelorette. Why else did they have cameras with her in SFO after she was tossed aside? How set up was THAT??
Now jake has got rid of the good looking one. She would of been a knockout in bed. Now two skankers are left. Next week i'll get to hear Jake you're AMAZING 300 more times to two losers. That was Jasons line from last show "you're Amazing" lol Jake must of picked up on that linewatching last season because he's so boring he couldn't come up with one himself. Vienna is Vince Lombardi with a blonde wig. Tenley is a poor mans Jennifer Aniston with bow legs. ARGGGGH
My girlfriend and I would like to marry Tenley, jointly. We think she is too good for Jake and if he picks Vienna then he deserves all the icky eye shadow goop that he gets! Kudos to Gia for going out with class and grace.
This show is so stupid, I stop watching it. I mean really is he going to pick Tinley, she acts like she is 12 years old and said that she was " on a lunch with a boy." last time I look Jake wasn't a boy... I think there is control issues and he can control her because she has never been with any other man. Please I done with that show. Ali is going to be the next bachlorette, I think that is the real reason she left the show.
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