American Music Awards: bandages & bondage wear

You are RIGHT ON with your descriptions of last nights AMA wardrobe. I kept thinking we were all getting PUNKED....but they just continueed to get worse and worse as the night progressed. The ONLY two I thought looked NORMAL were Keith Urban and Taylor Swift otherwise its a toss up who was the worst. I guess mirrors are NOT allowed in dressing rooms....HMmmmmm all I can say is in future years they're all going to be saying " How could they ley me go out there looking like that".......

I loved Mary and Whitney, though spanks may have helped her little pudge. But hey, for her first comeback performance, she worked it. Mary looked amazing and she sang beautifully. I think the theme of last night was about truth. These women sang about how they felt at the present moment and you could see it in their eyes! I wasn't really feeling Ms. Keyes performance either. I felt like she moves a little akward when she tries to dance. I think she should just stick with singing. And Lady Gaga was a big no no. Again Beautiful voice, but I don't even know what to say or where to begin on her performance. Was anyone else just as confused as I was. I didn't get it at all and I think that took away from the song.

THUMBS UP !
I am still laughing hysterically at the "glorified cinnabon" comment – spot on for a description of Rihanna !
I sat there last night thinking that I was turning into a frumpy has-been with no sense of style or fashion anymore...but thank goodness I wasn't alone in my criticism.
Janet Jackson looked like she was about to run the Iditerod Sled Dog Race...while Lady Gaga looked like she'd just escaped an insane asylum and done ferocious things to her strait-jacket.
Even Carrie Underwood – so normally high class – had some weird ensemble that did nothing for her fabulous figure and do I need to say anything about J-Lo's shorts...?
OH, and I too am sitting here in a hoodie and jeans. Just so you know.

Nicole Kidman and Paula Abdul looked Fabulous!

I agree 100% with you, Ms. Kay, Whitney's gut could have been a little tighter, her singing, as well as Mary was great, and J.Lo, what were you thinking??? Heels and stunts do not mix, as you probably figured out AFTER you took a tumble, and Lady Gaga is just being Lady Gaga.

I agree with most of what you said above, but I think it's also important to note that some of the MEN should have not worn their outfits as well. Especially Timberland!!! It was too small and too tight.

Pam – no toss up needed...Lady Gaga is ALWAYS the WORST. What was she thinking. I mean, I know she's ugly and all but why make it worse with bad choices in costumes?? Was she on something?...it sure seemed like it. I actually LOVED Rihanna's outfit, especially with the laser lights shooting from her shoulders. I thought it was completely edgy & HOT!!! Besides Lady Gaga's scary self, I thought of the outfits like I think of the Art Deco District in South Beach....SEXY, MODERN & TONS OF FUN!!!

Not really of fan of the look but if you watched the European Music Awards you saw a lot of the same what I call punk look.

Thank you Keith Urban! After his perfomance; one of the worst American Music Awards I have ever seen. It felt like an on land version of the movie "Waterworld".

This article is toooo funny......true but funny.

All the money these celebs have and they dress like buffoons!

They should fire the people that dress them, how embarassing to look so foolish in the public eye.

I agree with all of you the wardrobes were terrible, as for me I remember watching the AMA and admiring beautiful ladies in beautiful gowns and guys looking handsome in their tuxedos.I know those days are long gone and forgotten for our culture. I also noticed how the true talent has diminished and has become more raunchy as if they know they have little talent ,so they have to practically have sex on stage,and if they have any talent why not use it instead of sex? As for the big winners, Taylor and Michael , perhaps the new generation should take some lessons from those with true talent and class. As for me. I think I have watched the last AMA show last night.

I agree with Chris. I have watched my last AMA show. Adam Lambert was disgusting and I understand they had to edit his performance for the West Coast. To me, the AMA's are no longer about excellent music because I certainly didn't hear much of it last night.

That outfit Rihanna is wearing looks like the outfit from The Fifth Element – haha! I saw some of the pictures – What are these women thinking?

Seriously – they need to hire me to get them dressed. This is all ridiculous – I understand that people want to stand out and sometimes wear something shocking – but what happened to classy? This is almost as bad as when Rose McGown wore that chainy-dress thingy to the MTV Awards and her butt was all hanging out. Ew.

Rihanna looked really slutty. Hate to say it.
Carrie Underwood & Whitney- looked good.

No doubt 100% dead on awful. All of it. I thought I had just woke up from a coma and something dreadful happened to fashion and music. I know I'm getting old...but there is still such a thing as "CLASS" and "STYLE" and "TALENT". BUT I SAW NOTHING HERE – NOPE, NOT A THING. i actually feel dumber just for watching! You know like when you see a really bad movie? That's what this felt like. I believe this entire show can be summed up with JLo's performance...It's like it just all fell flat on it's ass! I truly tried to be a JLo fan but even her own husband was shaking his head in dissappointment! Ouch! No body stood out with class and style and elegance. No body. Sorry. And just when you thought you'd had enough...adding salt on the wound, adding insult to injury...there was that totaly tasteless act or whatever you want to call it...by Adam Lambert. Boooooooo!!!! Go away!

Shock and Awl!!!! Thank goodness I have a remote with mute! what was the theme of this years event anyway? I thought that the costumes were leftover from a runway shoot that was tossed out to the public to swallow and the designers were in the back taking high fives and sweating bullits. If I ever hear another "rap" song that takes that long to deliver I want to sign up for some waterboarding or a root canal.So,did Rascal Flatts look over joyed when they won their award?? Talk about being out of your element.Run Forrest,run!! Did A-Rod need anymore gum in his mouth?? or did he think he was still in the dug out waiting his turn to bat? What did he have to do with music? Entertainment, I think not.Ican't wait till next year to see what will be used to torture our retinas and make our ears bleed .Where is the Gong Show when we need it?

Hooray for all the above comments to which I whole heartedly agree. So happy to know there are still some intelligent folks out there. AMA was a complete nightmare and I'm glad I was able to awake from it all. As for Adam's Debut – what a disgusting introduction. When one has talent they don't need to resort to implicit sex. These folks all call their inappropriate behavior as "pushing the envelope". What's next porn in the flesh? Some role model for the kids. No wonder the kids are all on the wrong track today.

The worst outfit of the night was Kate Hudson...what was that?? She looked like she had a boys body below her head.....I was embarassed for her. It's ok that she has no chest but come on!! I was so disappointed in Adam Lambert, he didn't have to do that BUT my theory is that he wanted to just get people talking WHICH WE ARE!! Mission accomplished.....now do something good Adam. Rhianna, Whitney, Mary J, & Lady Gaga.....,TERRIBLE. Jay-Z and Alicia were great, also Carrie Underwood sounded pretty good as did Fergie.

You are hitting the mark on all of these. No one could say it all better. Great job

Absolutely on the mark. I think they must have ran out of outfits and raided the first aid cabinet. That's the only plausible reason that these outfits would look so horrible.