Top 2: I'll be the judge of that

Ryan said just under 100 million votes came in. Wow!!!

On to the judges, who are all gussied up. Why is Randy wearing a huge red bow tie that matches his red glasses?

I love the retrospective they do on the judges cutting together certain words and phrases they always say. For Randy, it's "For me," for Kara it's "sweetie," and for Paula, it is any crazy thing that comes out of her mouth.

They also make fun of Simon's "What?" Perhaps he can get one of those little hearing amplifiers I see advertised on TV for like $1.25.

But enough about judges. Adam and Kris look so hot in white. They've stationed Mikalah Gordon in Conway, Arkansas, and she tries so hard to get a cute little girl to play along for the camera, but no haps.

Carly Smithson has returned home to San Diego and is surrounded by Lambs.

Here's what I have been waiting for - the first group performance, which is Pink's "So What." Jasmine hits a really ill note. Ouch!

I can imagine the horror in some second-grade class tomorrow when a little kid comes strolling in singing "And you're a tool, so what." Geez!